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> Local tradesman Bill was shot dead as he walked into bunnings this morning at 6:48am by a masked figure using a supressed wellrod
> police are searching for man in a dark 7xl jacket


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NBN was down for about an hour while he was in that room painting. I kept going in and looking at the router and he didn't say anything. After he moved to another room I looked at the phone cable and he must have stepped on it and broken it where the RJ11 socket enters the wall thingo.


























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I cant flash my BIOS with the programmer i got off ALIEXPRESS because of an overvoltage issue. Now I am fucked until I can get to Jaycar, Unless I want to scrape the chip and solder bodge wires to it like the sperg off the forums. 
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I never followed things too closely, but he never struck me as a despot.
His MILF wife is British, but I don't think she can go back there as the ICC jews have named her as a co-conspirator to war crimes/genocide/the usual BS.






















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Tonight the NEETs will be getting in touch with their feminine side and enjoying an estrogen fuelled emotional enema with the special soy screening of Beaches. Come along in drag and cry with your sisterbros as a jewess and some silicone starlet of yesteryear do something involving the coast. 
7 PM AEST
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

BYO Kleenex and aloe lotion












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Ok neets, we're going back to the long lost year of 2001, when snape was white and children's movies weren't packed with troons. We're going to watch Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone (2001)'' in 15 minutes.  https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
























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> random people walk into farm
> leave gate open
> why.jpg
> Wouldn't leave their own front gate open
> neibours, also farmers, leave my gates open
> put sign on gate
> watch neibour read sign
> open gate
> leave gate open
Someone explain this to me, I just don't get it










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Just got home late planning entirely on missing this on this purpose and now i see you screened it an hour later for us non daylight saving NEETs like i suggested.

OH THE IRONY
































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Thing is he is doing it to protect his 'honour" and thinks its the correct move in a game that being played. However nuro stopped playing it a long time ago, nobody fucking cares and its just dragging the board down back into shitsville again. What a selfish asshole.

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Its really bad, telling all the news hosts are leaving lately even they cant stomach the globohomo psyop

















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He was weak and propped up by russia, the rebels are backed by turkey, which is backed by europe and us. We're taking back Allepo and then Constantinople, unless russia does some magic.


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> the rebels are backed by turkey, 
There are literally 5 standing armies in syria right now which is incredibly awkward. The main HTS movers are fully backed by the kikes and dont have any beef with Israel. 

What really happened is that Iran basically let Syria go. If anything Turkey could ally with Iran and the Kikes bulldozing the middle east wont be so luck next time. 

Also Nuro is closely watching happens to the russian naval base in Tartus. This is serious shit.




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Nuro your mind has been drained by imaginary disasters which have no impact on your body. Thinking about the Syrian war doesn't effect the war, the war doesn't effect you, don't you see that the media you hate has drained all your energy.

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no it was just a really hot day i spent in the cool zone on the computer on my like only day off resting 

no one was expecting the syria to fall  so quickly and completely just sayin

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> If anything Turkey could ally with Iran
Lol, lmao

> Also Nuro is closely watching happens to the russian naval base in Tartus. This is serious shit.
No it isn't lmao, that was only valuable as a support to Assaad. Russia has unlimited access to the Black Sea. 

Geo-pol Nuro is my favourite bong head cooker.






























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Council of social services report out. Australian neets paid half as much as UK neets, treated like shit, more unemployed than jobs, nobody can get DSP


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They need that money for things like this: https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/peter-dutton-will-fund-armed-guards-at-synagogues-if-elected-after-melbourne-firebombing/news-story/6952ce3c625114eae60a3eae47593397






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I think two things helped: I was on their books from 2 years ago and I explained the kitchen light drama and the fact the entire lighting circuit for the house was unavailable at present.


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 >>/928590/
Yep. For this particular job I've just asked that they confirm there is no short or floating neutral on the light circuit and they replace the switch and light in the kitchen. The other job is removing some ceiling fan cabling, so that is actually taking load/cable out of the house which is an improvement.
I did ask them last time for a quote and time when they could rewire the house and they never got back to me, so that's on them.











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Ok neets, time for the womboflix kino selection committee:

Once Upon A Time In Holywood(2019)
The Northman (2022)
Samurai Cop(1991)
Ex Machina(2014)
Back To The Future (1985)
Spiderman Across The Spiderverse (2023)
Saltburn(2023)
Hard Eight (1996)
True Grit(2010)
Upgrade(2018)
Alpha(2018)
Eyes Wide Shut(1999)
Star wars/Empire Strikes Back/Return Of The Jedi
The Magnificent 7 (1960)
Predator 1(1987)/Predator 2(1990)
Conspiracy Theory(1997)
Iron Man 1/2/3; The Avengers 1
Until The End Of The World (1991)
Sirens (1994)
Paul(2011)
Renfield(2023)
Fast And Furious(2001)
Force of Nature(2020)
The Game(1997)
Weird Science(1985)
Dark Of The Sun(1968)
Where eagles dare(1968)
Born free(1966)
The last emperor(1987)
3 Kings(1999)
Burn After Reading(2008)
Man Bites Dog(1992)
Gravity(2013)
Le Samorai(1967)
The Best Offer
Bulworth
North By Northwest
Easy Rider (1969)
Two Hands(1999)
Goodfellas
Harry Potter 1-2
Instigators
Black Hawk Down
Gone in 60 seconds
Mean Streets
Romper Stomper
300
Cool runnings
Das Boot
Gods must be crazy
Anchorman

Or we could watch Harry Potter 2 next weekend. I'm also still looking for suggestions for the Friday the 13th movie.



































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Hope Trev is ok.
> A storm ripped the roofs off buildings and drove a pole through the windscreen of this truck at The Rock, near Wagga Wagga














































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I'm waiting to see how the two rebel combatants stabalise syria, lol.
What I really think is that trump has only partially, and in passing, before even talking to the appropriate people indicated that he'll side with turkey as a proxy against iran, and is aware that they'll just employ private jihadi fuckwits that'll turn on each other.
Think thats how Trump gets out of direct wars. The cold war contines.









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The content found in Hillary Clinton's emails consisted of photos and videos of satanic ritualistic sacrifice, cannibalism, pedophilia and various sorts of gut wrenching gore.






















































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> Once Upon A Time In Holywood
I started to watch that, but I stopped around 10 mins in. I see the fellas voted it, I don't mind if that's the pick.
Don't pick HP2 as suggested above, I just watched it yesterday right after 1. And gonna watch the 3rd one today. For some reason I digest it better than the last time I tried to do it. Perhaps because I don't really watching mostly just background noise.
So I vote for Samurai Cop. I'm not really interested in The Northman, although Dafoe is on the cast so perhaps it would be a good pick.
I remember watching Ex Machina, but not the plot.
I've seen Back to the Future long time ago, perhaps deserves a rewatch.







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I think they use child labor in Hogwarts. The profs could solve the problems with their powers but they opt not doing it, and instead create scenarios where some of the students stumble into and forced to face the threats instead.














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Big Mike (Burgess) says we all need to watch our language in this time of tension to ensure social cohesion in our dive and inclusive multicultural communities. 
AFP glow niggers are going to be hunting down nordy NEETs and giving them coal for chrissy










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Bin out and full of empties, rubbish has been put into a fresh new binbag
Pouring a goon cup, oscillating fan is on, many youtoob tabs open. Comfy zone. JSP tomorrow at the convenient time of 4pm. God I love winning









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Nuro has been out on a boat Refelecting, meditating at sea. My initial fears last night when i got some satellite reception were about the russian naval bases. They were unfounded. It seems a deal has been done in Syria. The bases have been left alone so Assad could leave without getting lynched. The rebels will need the help of the russians weapons to replenish arms and mantain the russian air defenses over syria so america and isreal cant stomp them carte blanche. Also a deal was done with the jews and the turks to apease them both. Its shit, but its all just a distraction

All eyes were on Ukraine, now they are are syria and you already forgot about georgia and you havent even heard about Romania yet. 

TLDR. They are playing that street game of ball and cup. Things are in play and you cant focus on the hand thats already played. This is it.

WW3 / 4 has already started. It has not even been anounced yet. The time line is for full conflict by Feburary to fully Trump and make it too big to defuse. 

How Australia plays out in this who the fuck knows. But yeah the decision has been made and the world is set to go fucked. 

Hold on to your but NEETS.





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https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/posties-fired-after-alleged-xrated-prank-goes-wrong/news-story/b8a658c0cf7af4a1fee28d42f52d654d



















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https://www.csis.org/analysis/wolf-ships-clothing-russias-militarization-civilian-vessels-black-sea

I couldnt see the name, but there is an official division of the russian navy that employs civilian boats. Apparently they have employed many trawlers to scrape across internet wires in open waters.


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Imagining nuro leading a group of elite ausneets commandos through the jungle, as the ayys pick us off one by one until only he is left.





































































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Parents should have known better than to name a son Luigi. It is a meme name now. Maybe in Italy you can still do it, but not in the USA. He never had a chance.








































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Wish I had some alcoholic horror fiction fan mates I could sit around drinking and listening to lovecraft audiobooks with until we all passed out











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I cleaned out the part of the carport that was befouled by those pidges. A mountain of shit, twigs and broken eggs.
I had to fling one of them off the air conditioner the other night. They get very docile when it is dark and they are sleepy. It wouldn't fly off even when I was prodding it with the rake. I had to scoop and yeet it.
I think they have finally got the message and won't be back.




























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the sparky's receptionist called me while I was working and charged $65.79 to my card in advance, which will supposedly be deducted from the bill when they complete the work
what's the bet they're going to say they can't do the work citing the old wiring and keep my $65


















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https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/unable-to-move-boss-horrific-act-during-rape-of-employee/news-story/8b47a00c785d50967063f55daaf5ee62
> A Sydney boss has been sentenced after raping an 18-year-old migrant employee on her first day of work.
based










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House insurance kikes have increased the monthly premium by $28 for exactly zero increase in cover and zero claims. Did the same last year too.
















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The incels on 4chan can't get over the fact he was handsome. They think how can someone who looks like that be miserable and throw their life away.
They think if they just looked like that then they would be happy. They wouldn't be the miserable piece of shit they are, if only they had been born with a better jawline and a couple more inches on their dong.
They do not understand. It is not that simple. this sort of state can strike down anyone.























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Good Evening NEETs 

Santa came today… bought a whole bunch of car stuff. 

- got a dedicated aux cable for the disc dream
- got a wireless magnetic charger for the iPhone cant believe i waited so long i was just asking for crotch cam fine
- got a cute little vacuum cleaner that actually works  perfect for those KFC chip sessions on the way home 
- got a 5dollar Bluetooth OBD2 dongle. Also can’t believe it took me that long. The amount of data is amazing and I can finally correct my speedo. 

All up bout 30 dollary doos. WTF I love China now…










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I have watched 3 episodes of Code Geass. I am going to keep watching, but it has not grabbed me yet the way some other animes have in the past.





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No I actually am using it now. I wanted to see the temps and fuel consumption just sitting in a car park in the cool zone.

Also useful data is a kilometers between resets. My mechanic resets the codes every service so I can use this to figure out when I am due for a service  without that annoying sticker on the windscreen






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Neither really signify much.
A bachelor really just means you can do what you're told for 3 years and regurgitate the answers.
A masters, that you can do some unassisted research and draw a conclusion or two.









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Mad Heidi
> In a dystopian Switzerland that has fallen under the fascist rule of an evil cheese tyrant, Heidi lives the pure and simple life in the Swiss Alps. Grandfather Alpöhi does his best to protect Heidi, but her yearning for freedom soon gets her into trouble with the dictator’s henchmen. The innocent girl transforms herself into a kick-ass female fighting force who sets out to liberate the country from the insane cheese fascists.



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Those plain white bread wraps leave me feeling completely spazzed. I don't have any problem eating beans or low carb bread though. Suspect I've got the beetus.














































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Tyrrells sea salt chips are ass, sorry I had to say something. Red Rock Deli and Tyrrells have gotten away with far too much for far too long.


































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Okay. .is works now as it should.
> We have recently seen a site claiming to be a libgen site at https://libgen.mx/. As far as we can tell, this is NOT a genuine libgen site and it is not possible to download ebooks from it – safely or at all – AVOID!!








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I tried to open libgen and all three domains I knew were down.
Now I'm looking for other domains.
TorrentFreak published an article in September that US federal court ordered the operators of libgen to pay $30mil. And bunch of domains were shut down.


























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Been watching a lot of youtube videos about hunter gatherers on youtube, one thing I've noticed is that nigga hunter gatherers are dumber than the south american hunter gatherers.


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Is the engine light likely to be something really bad. Put more oil in, temp is fine. Driving feels smooth and normal. Could it just be a spark plug or some gay shit like that


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well yes i needed to grab my spare iphone to take a picture of my iphone are you dumb ?
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Stanners just stop this fucking bullshit you broke ass faggot. We all know you have not serviced your car for years. We are all waiting for it to explode. Hopefully this happens at the exact time you get kicked off stream D for your bullshit application and JSP who is tired of your games sends your ass straight to work for the dole. Tick tock motherfucker.... 2025 is going to be a bitch.









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> i am renting a moldy smelly trailer on government benefits i live off every fortnight.
> i am totally not homeless 
> lel epic trollface

By the way look on the concrete your car is leaking oil... TICK TOCK
















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News Ltd saved me the hassle this morning: https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/words-aussies-dont-know-the-meaning-of/image-gallery/65ef8e45ca39bcfa462ef25067c5e220















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Crack complex bleep bloop problems that would take thousands if not millions of years on current 'puters. Whoever does it can decrypt NK's poo picture vault without the password.















































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On Friday the 13th womboflix will be screening the highly rated horror film, The Fly (1986), about a brilliant but eccentric scientist who begins to transform into a giant man/fly hybrid after one of his experiments goes horribly wrong. Starring that science guy from Jurassic Park.


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Skipped the camomile last night. I've been having it almost every night for the past 2 months. Can definitely feel the difference today. Excited, ambitious, bushy tailed, ideas rushing through my head.




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A few phone calls and emails, a few invoices sent, half an hor of payroll.. now I'm buggered. Feel like I'm about to crash. Got a thing to go to this afternoon. Just want to continue wanking and dieing in Ark survival. I have built a roofless hut.



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Almost $1200 for the electricians to swap 3 switches, 2 power points, install a ceiling light, and disconnect some cables.
They sent two apprentices, unsupervised.
This is the fantastic job they did replacing one power point. It didn't have a riser box before. The fuckwit had trouble drilling holes or something and eventually settled on this placement. After they left I discovered I couldn't plug the phone cable back in without rotating the socket 45 degrees.
I've lodged a complaint with the owner.
I hope I die soon.





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I am sorry you have suffered in this way. Maybe Bill can clean things up on that powerpoint for you.
Tradies are all like this now. You should see the poor quality of new home builds.
The country has gone to the dogs.





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They mock me when I say one day I will live in a bush camp. But I will. I am going to put myself beyond the need for any outside help on anything.

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Also the invoice from 2 years ago for:
>     Remove ceiling fan wiring from bedroom ceiling/wall.
>     Replace hallway light
>     Replace porch sensor light
>     Replace 2 individual light switches with a single dual-gang switch.
>     Replace 6 other light switches in two rooms and a hallway.
> Note: Have already purchased switches, and replacement lights.
was $438.20.
So they have charged me almost 300% more for arguably less work.

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All the trades have increased prices massively. Everything has become ludicrously expensive.
These tradies are buying new jet skis every year and just leaving them in the backyard to rot.


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Also it's illegal for an electrical apprentice to work unsupervised. The "senior" today was in his very first week of his apprenticeship when he visited 2 years ago. An apprenticeship lasts 4 years.
He said the senior guy that was with him quit to become a TAFE lecturer because he was sick of crawling around in roofs and wanted to have kids.


































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https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/wealth/it-was-like-drilling-oil-australian-fast-food-king-jack-cowin-reflects-on-biggest-break-of-his-life/news-story/43c7fc9444d553befea649b7e0815d2b
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Fury

8:30PM - 11:10PM

CC

REPEAT

A grizzled tank commander makes tough decisions as he and his crew fight their way across Germany in April 1945 in animal costumes.

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JFC Jesus wept…..
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Yep it’s a competency crises.  The boomers fucked us and double tripple fucked the zoomies. They have have already checked out. There will also be no more mechanics to service your car in the future. 
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Well it seems the problem is t you did not insist on leaving a tip
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Oh come on now edgelord FFS
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ACCURATE 
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No that gig with Elon is free just like the DOGE
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Um seweety it’s called a masters in BASED from the sub genius super freaky super seekry multisprectral multittemporal alien temple 
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If you only knew how much dandruff helicopter pilots really have 
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Did anyone actually see the Zionist spokespeople from the temple of Satan on morning TV ? They literally got the most  effeminate  punchable faces to say on national tv “we need Covid like measures to protect us from antisemitism” 

I actually clapped.  The yowies behind this really outdid themselves this time. You earned your shekels fellas.






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