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 >>/929395/
> Please teach me how to link old threads?
It is the same as if you were replying to that post. Just copy paste the >>XXXXX from the old thread.

> and how to make the title pink?
Write the title in the "Subject" box.










































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Managed to get some stuff done today, for a change, but it was only 2-3 hours of productivity. I literally do not understand where the rest of the day goes.
























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NEETs i dont know how to tell you this. I have been clean for almost 2 years now. Tonight i cracked. I am back on the Mersey Valley Cheese
















































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https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/the-israeli-jews-who-allegedly-spied-for-iran-in-biggest-infiltration-in-decades-1.7141471

Whos jewing who?

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There’s no one I said no to and I don’t think there would be. I think that would be quite cruel! Some of them were quite nervous and I felt quite protective over them and made it as personal and authentic as possible.’
Blimey. Listening to Lily chatter on and on, it’s easy to feel you’re going mad. That it is entirely normal to sleep with 100 men in a day, after they’ve queued up in their socks and Crocs, eating croissants and chatting with their pals, as they wait their turn. And they clearly think it’s okay, too











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Bought a box of chinkie again from the bakery. Shamfur dispray. It's less than a week since I swore I'd never chink again. I went in there with the intent of buying a nice healthy apple slice, somehow came out with a cherry ripe slice and a box of chinky.

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fucking retards at medimart didn't give me a flat-packed toilet chair, they plastic wrapped an assembled one
fuck I'm sick of everybody





























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Neets, tomorrow night will be The Fly (1986), a horror movie highly praised for its acting and psychological horror.

Saturday will be Samurai Cop (1991) and Sunday will be Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

We've also received a request for this year's Aliens Romulus movie. If you want to see it let me know, we could screen it tonight.





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And the best way out of the dunny is through the doorway of amphetamines. Remember how ausneets used to be full of posts by neets taking dexies, and isn't anymore? Those neets got their shit together and moved on, thanks to the dexies.

















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I was woken at 3am this morning by a man shouting a name over and over again in the street outside my house.
At first I thought he was calling for his dog that must have escaped, and felt a little bit sorry for him even though he was inconveniencing everyone with the noise, but eventually I realised he was actually calling for his missus who had sought refuge from him in a house down the street.
Between shouting for her he was talking to himself a lot and he walked with an odd sort of limp.
I don't know if the missus was even real.
I didn't say anything to him even though he must have woken the whole street up. I could tell he was legit dangerous.
Bad home area.





















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 >>/929662/
No, thats perfect because its literally the third in the series even though its the sixth moofie. Its kind of a prequel that uses concepts from the last two Justin Kerzel Aliens moofies.





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 >>/929662/
Here are the film rankings:


    Aliens – 94%
    Alien – 93%
    Alien: Romulus – 83%
    Prometheus – 73%
    Alien: Covenant – 65%
    Alien Resurrection – 55%
    Alien 3 – 45%
    Alien Vs. Predator – 22%
    Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem – 12%

So it's the best since Aliens, which is admittedly not great given how shit the other movies were. But such is life.


































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https://www.afr.com/companies/mining/australiansuper-s-graphite-pet-syrah-defaults-on-us-government-debt-20241211-p5kxr7

And your super is gone.
























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Feeling similar to how I felt when I withdrew from lobster pills, let my camomile consumption go on for far too long, have physical dependence. Stupid neet, I never learn.







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"we go all the way back to nimrod" 

That was Lord Jacob Rotschild's own statement. 

Here in this photo we see celebrtity Satanist Marina Abramovich with Lord Jacob Rothschild before a painting called „Satan summoning his legions“ 

The old saturnian bloodline has never died.





























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Minor nosebleed, car park was too hot. spent ages trying to find my car. Neck pain. fuck this world, fuck this life. Jews everywhere. Cant stomach alcohol anymore I want to get drunk









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Gangstalkers forcing people to create facebook account so that they can publicly humiliate you by making you join their stupid secret facebook trader/seller group

No. 929772 [Preview] [Reply]
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Facebook ip banned me a couple of months ago. It works now. Worst part about making a facebook account is trying to disable everything you possibly can before someone finds you. I cant find the thing where you disable friend requests so i dont know what im supposed to do when im forced to reply to one.























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I was thinking last night - because the ukraine has lost hundreds of thousands of men in the war, and hundreds of thousands of other have fled to wealthier european countries and won't go back - when the war's over zelensky's certain to flood the country with millions of african and arab immigrants to make up for the loss. I'm certain this is going to happen.



































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 >>/929844/
In the 2021 census there were 99,956 people who identified Judaism as their religious affiliation and 29,113 Australians who identified as Jewish by ancestry, an increase from 97,355 and 25,716, respectively, from the 2016 census.







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I think he updated the site code and dollchan broke and I cant post. now i cant run dollchan on this site. what other IB extensions can I use?
















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Zemlensky is khabad puppet, who de-mined south of Ukraine for moscovian troops, he is a traitor

Pootin is pupil of kissinger, high masonic kike faggot

Gas the kikes

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Is there a site where we can sponsor some russians to fire rockets into ukraine, you know, like how you can sponsor a child in africa?



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Watching videos of ukranian men getting dragged off the streets by military recruitment squads. Worried for our new ukrainian friend.



No. 929889 [Preview] [Reply]
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See how moscovian kikes are mad when u tell the truth about their non-white nature?

Polru is full of them, some of them trying to play as opposition to kremlin, but their khazarian blood can't make them civilized














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R1b west europe haplogroup is armenoids - not white

Only r1a haplogroup is aryan
Who was fucked by slovyan or nordic warriors - have white children - england, north of france, nederlands


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 >>/929903/
You get that they all overlap and are only based on current (past century) data. There are some that have been traced a lot further back based on archeological remains but they are for specific cultural studies.
Go look at europedia.





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> R1a is the most common haplogroup in Central Asia, Eastern Europe, South Asia, South Siberia, and Western China.
Yup white for sure














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 >>/929919/
> discrepancies in ancestry testing don't mean that genetic science is a fraud, and that the companies are just making up these numbers.
< just because I'm lying to you doesnt mean it is a lie.


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As an Ukrainian i can tell u australians to do nukes asap, especially rockets. Without them u will be sooner or later fucked by china or indonesia even




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They should never have taught these Russian and Ukrainian types to speak English. They should have been kept in their isolation zone.














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Womboflix will be showing Alien: Romulus (2024) tonight at 7pm AEDT. Apparently this is the 3rd best alien movie made after Alien and Aliens, or something. We'll find out. 

download link is here: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/Alien.Romulus.2024.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX].mp4


















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Job interview was a waste of time. Company said they didn't have a vacancy, at the point they interviewed me this just isn't believable















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Had enough neets. Chucking the towel in. Not going to attempt anything more today. Friday the 13th wins, this neet loses. Just getting a pidser and calling it game over.

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I gave ChatGPT this image and asked it to explain 
> This meme shows Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck from Looney Tunes, with a wooden sign in the background that says "CEO Season."

> The context plays on the classic "Duck Season/Wabbit Season" gag from Looney Tunes, where the characters humorously debate whether it's open season to hunt ducks or rabbits. Here, "CEO Season" implies that it's time to metaphorically "hunt" or critique CEOs, perhaps referencing public discourse around corporate leaders, scandals, or power dynamics. It humorously frames CEOs as the next "targets" in this playful parody of hunting seasons.



























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slashed the hedge with this thing. terribly dangerous. totally justified in wearing a face mask. dragged six garden bags of green shit to the haystack behind the shed. made some popcorn and cooked my pizza. had a bath. soaking beans and dough in the breadmaker. Waiting for the newsreel before the matinee. C'mon wombo get it together.

















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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-12-13/alice-springs-locals-angry-over-crime-as-chief-flies-in/104720082
> She said she believed women were being "targeted" and "in big numbers".
> "There are non-Indigenous women being targeted in Alice Springs," she said.
> "Something needs to be done urgently because [these are] women who should be safe in their own homes."
I know we joke around about boongs but I fucking hate the men.

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A program to support the rehabilitation and social reintegration of a NEET woman who became a masochist after being bullied excessively at school. [MVSD-629] (M's Video Group) [cen] [2024 г., Nasty, Hardcore, Face Fuck, Drool, Saliva, Vomit, Deep Throat, Nymphomaniac, Creampie, BDSM, HDRip] [1080p]



















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Well as I wrote it in the chat, Alien: Romolus is a trick to make the zoomers involved in the franchise so Hollywood can continue to make money out of it, because they have no new ideas what movies to shoot.
The cast was deliberately young so the zoomers can relate to them. But all the scenes was recycled from previous movies, to make it very "Alieny". It's kind of a reboot of the series.
Plenty of woke because it was made in the woke era still - which we might leave behind slowly.
The looks and aesthetic was very well made I can't argue with that.
I do not like this movie, and gets 3 craps out of 3.


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 >>/930044/
It looked good. It tried for some good scenes, even if it didn't always pull them off.

Since aliens in 1986, many movies have been made that tried to live up to the first 2, and none have done very well. A problem with every single one of them has been poor stories. Maybe it's not possible to write a good story in the franchise anymore? Some talented writers - Joss Whedon, William Gibson, have tried.




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 >>/930048/
Things don't make sense. Huge problems with the pace, like how all the aliens grow in like 3 minutes.
> laying the larva into the body, 1 minute
> chick gains consciousness immediately after the facehugger is gone
> the larva grows enough to burst out couple minutes later
Then the hybridization at the end, and then the growth of the hybrid.
Etc.

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 >>/930050/
The hybrid at the end was even sillier, for all we know eggs can burst out of humans only a few minutes after being laid, perhaps brett in the first movie was an exception, needing hours for some reason. But the hybrid was silly.



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 >>/930051/
> can burst out of humans only a few minutes after being laid
Makes no sense. It needs the host to feed it like a fetus. A xenomorph is just another living being that needs energy to use and components to build up its body.







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Grown increasing estranged from my "friends" and family in recent months. Don't even know what's happening for Christmas, don't get invited to anything anymore






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couldn't work out if it was alien, the thing, prolemetius or 2000 a space oddesey. Homages thrown in to placate the soy viewership as if it was marvel lore. 
six plot elements done badly, what really could have just been a simple retelling of the first story









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 >>/930071/
They could have just treated the first film as a formula and done it again. the alien is a plot device, the narrative of a horror film is usually non existent, and any complex themes have to play out visually not through dialogue






















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https://youtube.com/watch?v=R6OoZNdAQuA

Ok neets, tonight's movie will be Samurai Cop (1991), a direct to video release that has a cult following due to its unintentional humour. If that's not your cup of tea, you'll have to make other plans for saturday night.

download link: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/Samurai.Cop.1991.1080p.BluRay.x264-[YTS.AG].mp4
























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 >>/930044/
the guns were good, the space ships was good. the aliens were scary and the black android was really well done because the studio used one of the good ones. I give it 5 out of 5 vaginally birthed slenderman aliens

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Christmas is fucked, look down the street and one house will have gone full retard with the lights and decorations. All the other houses follow suit except occasionally one or two out of ten. This is just like teh vaxxd mentality. Most normies would rather skip it but cuck because they want to fit in. Jesus is weeping because he didnt teach anything like this when he came from the aliens paradise planet after being raised by the engineers species.

















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https://drc.bmj.com/content/12/2/e003934
> feeling lonely often was associated with a 22% increased risk of type 2 diabetes (HR 1.22, 95% CI 1.11 to 1.35).


























































































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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/man-freed-from-jail-after-24-years-and-awarded-6-million-from-city-commits-murder/news-story/dbe2a2ab1d2499e3c4924df8e96e251c
nigers
not even once































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It is no longer possible to just sit a written exam and pass a practical test to get a restricted electrician's license. The communist unions now require that everybody do a 4 year apprenticeship nationally.
New Zealand allows people to do their own house wiring and has a lower incidence of fire and electrocution that Australia does.













































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At least no ChatGPT writing.
I can see why some consider this a cult movie. It's above The Room in quality "quality" but similarly to that, I can't enjoy it as a cult movie. It's just bad.
Shaolin Soccer I can enjoy, for example.






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Does any ausbros use abacus? as a shut in I don't deal with dodgy dealers it's the only site with majority aussie listings and vendors. I can remain home and only have to go to the letter box













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I feel low because no more speed and the ketamine I last had was shit. On ceno day going to get ket from a different vendor and xanax plus dexies too, I;m very excited. I don't know if I'm going to snort the dexies or just take them orally though










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 >>/930369/
Yeah I rely on dsp to fund my habits but at times quite broke depending, I rent alone. 
 >>/930370/
100% but I get to enjoy myself every two weeks which is nice but a drain
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Yeah I try not to over do it but Ill get substances I can afford and still have left for cigs and small amounts of food. Being a shut in NEET I need some form of escapism








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Got a McChicken boig and a Cherry Ripe McFluggy for supper. Had springies and chiggen satay sticks earlier even though at least one NEET told me not to.
Time for bed,.







































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[Hagrid] You're a wizard Bill.

[Bill] I'm a... WHAT?!

[Hagrid] Bill, you're a wizard.

[Bill] I'm a what?!

[Hagrid] A wizard, Bill.

[Bill] I'm a WIZARD?!

[Hagrid] Yes Bill, you're a wizard.

[Bill] But I'm just Bill.

[Hagrid] Well, "Just Bill", you're a wizard.

[Bill] But I'm just Bill!

[Hagrid] No, "Just Bill", you - are a wizard!

[Bill] Listen here Hagrid I'm just Bill!

[Hagrid] NO! Bill, you are a wizard!

[Bill] I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Bill!

[Hagrid] Listen Bill, you are a wizard!

[Bill] No Hagrid, I'm just Bill!

[Hagrid] Bill, for god's sake, you are a wizard!

[Bill] A WIZARD?! I'm just Bill!

[Hagrid] Nooo, "Just Bill"! You're a wizard.

[Bill] I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Bill.

[Hagrid] Noooooo. Just Bill. You are a wizard.

[Bill] I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!

[Hagrid] BILL, you are a wizard!

[Bill] Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

[Hagrid] For god's sake Bill, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.

[Bill] I don't give a FUCK you FAT HAIRY bastard! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

[Hagrid] Listen Bill, you're going to go to Hogwarts and do SPELLS and shit. And you're going to be FUCKING pleased about it!

[Bill] I don't WANT to do your FUCKING spells you BASKET CASE! Stick it up your FUCKING DICK-HOLE!

[Hagrid] My FUCKING WHAT?!?!

[Bill] HAGRID, y'er pushing me over the FUCKING line!

[Hagrid] No I'm not. You are a wizard! You're going to go to Hogwarts, you're going to do spells, you'll get a wand, you'll get a FUCKING owl, it'll deliver your mail - DEAL WITH IT. YA TWAT.

[Bill] I'M GOING TO FUCKING PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL

[Hagrid] I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move. You, are a wizard.

[Bill] I'm a WHAT?!

[Hagrid] YOU'RE A WIZARD BILL, FOR FUCK SAKE, LISTEN TO MEH!

[Bill] Hagrid I've been through this I don't give a BLOODY FUCK WHAT YOU THINK.

[Hagrid] This is NOT negotiable! You come with me you SPECCY BOWL-HAIRED CUT FUCK SMALL DICK SKINNY CUNT EAT MORE WANKER

[Bill] I'LL FUCKING SET YER BEARD ON FIRE!

[Hagrid] 'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY CUNT, SQUARE-GO LIKE

[Bill] I'LL FUCKING BURST YE'

[Hagrid] Right you, you little wank stain. If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to hogwarts. You'll get a wand, you'll get an owl that'll deliver your shitEY meal and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it ya' sch-ch-ff-chhssh-chinky.

[Bill] I'll fucking GNAW yer ARM off, Hagrid!

[Hagrid] Listen you, get near my arm and I'll slap you across the face like a little BITCH

[Bill] I'll PUMP ye' SILLY.

[Hagrid] C'MON THEN YA CUNT

[Bill] SUCK MAH PIXIE DICK YA CHUBBY COON

[Hagrid] I'll RUPTURE YOUR FUCKING ANUS WITH MAH MASSIVE BEAR COCK

[Bill] I'll RIP YER GIANT DICK OFF AND BASH YE ACROSS THE JAW WITH IT

[Hagrid] LET'S GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YA LITTLE WANK





















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https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/cctv-shows-moment-woolworths-worker-is-flykicked-as-warning-is-issued-ahead-of-christmas/news-story/1386f6f2025f45be858112a1837fbcdd
trust the journalist not to ponder why people might want to attack woolworths employees

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When I am forced by some retail worker to comply with some indignity at the checkout I don't say a word I just give them a mildly contemptuous look while they hastily explain why it is necessary.
The silence unnerves them. I just watch.













































































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