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Back home
The Amazon pajeet had been
Bill wanted to go to the Reject Shop to buy a strainer and some stockings. Ended up having to go to Woolies to get the stockings.























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We need to recognise Western Saharah as part of Morocco then liberate Algeria from their oppressive rulers and destabilise boko haram and the rest of them. Tindouf provence requires western intervention.






















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If they were, people would be able to sell them, and wouldn't rely on the preexisting ones. Its like reinventing a device for toasting bread when you can get a toaster for $5.

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If he wasnt a schizo that said nigger, noone would remember him. Or.. he would have been another Gates or Jobs, or even a Torvalds but he wasn't that gifted. Just a dooting mong.









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I need to apologise in advance, NOOTs. I have so much to do this week that I am probably going to oscillate wildly between sad and angry and back again. If I say anything particularly hurtful it is not personal.



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GOOD AFTERNOON NEETS

According to BOMs latest observations it feels like a fresh and breezy 24 degrees at Sunshine Coast airport. Fry chadelaide NEETs… lol 

Popped some pills, listening to breaks. Put a lamb shoulder roast in the oven when I left. Should be nicely done when I get back. Then back in the cool zone.












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 >>/930626/
No, but they have been provided accomodation already. Despite the fact there are Whites that have been been on a public housing waiting list for over a decade and never committed any crime.


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only good thing there was she was so fat and ugly as shit and couldn't string a sentence together that the media couldn't be bothered engaging with her






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Also MoofieNEET I want to nominate “Scrooged” as a cringemass moofie suggestion. I have not seen it and I am in the mood for some Bill Murray. Thanks.































































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Hiram Abiff was the king of another city I think somewhere in Phoenecian coast, maybe Sidon that king Solomon talked to and shared technology and ideas with. The pillars supposedly represent what was saved from the preflood culture/s. They were made of brass and marble iirc, fire and earthquake proof. They now imo are about saving a specimin of us for after the next collapse. Probably behind those seed pods that save grain breeds for future generations.







































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Coles and Woolies are low hanging fruit. I feel bad for them and the attacks they face. Tall poppy syndrome, where they cant even defend themselves. Its a business and they sell convenience. If people were as upset as they pretend to be, they wouldn't shop there.







































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https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/catherine-colivas-woman-lured-saudi-arabian-prince-to-bitcoin-kidnapping/news-story/69116a70d0589a44435ecf84620134af
> she avoided jail on charges including kidnapping, extortion, burglary and recklessly causing injury
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Ordered 22.5 litres of booze (89.2 standos). Hopefully that will be enough to put up with Motherbat from Sunday night until the shops open again on Boxing Day.







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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-photos/rare-sighting-of-british-tv-legend-patricia-routledge-at-95/news-story/681f0e38567ab2a61ee4ba15e2c25286
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 >>/930845/
I'm going to do xmas sober and no caffeine. Gonna go hard and get out in as minimum time as I can manage. Its going to be psychological hell for a week tho. I hate christmas so much its unreal.




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 >>/930857/
Xmas Day I won't be able to drink as I have to drive Motherbat to Sisterbot and Bill's place and back home again.
The week starting Sunday 29th, I'll probably try getting off the piss and eating better.

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> 500g cabonora pasta, says it serves 4
> ate the whole thing
> then scoffed down 2 containers of rice pudding for desert.
I'm a fucking retard, I never learn, zero self control. I need help.



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 >>/930862/
just had early dinner and a cup of coconut juice. Had a big lunch too but I pulled six spars out of the deep bush and thats a lot of work. Might have some meta mucil and clean up before the cool change hits.




























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Good Afternoon NEETs. It’s a cringemass miracle. Some of my prezzies arrived today. Got some new IEMs and some CDs I bought from Ebay. Should get  another haul tomorrow





























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 >>/930914/
Nuro knows so much and is an expert in so many advanced fields he's literally had to forget high school maths and physics and english. I don't think you neets could even begin to comprehend just how much he knows.

















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 >>/930926/
Monk was actually sober and straitedge before nuro started posting here. But a few weeks of exposure to just how based nuro was drove him into alcoholism, 5 years later he still hasn't recovered.

















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 >>/930949/
She must like confined spaces.

 >>/930956/
I see. I thought perhaps personality issues.
> media holds her up as the most beautiful woman to have ever existed.
I dunno if it does. Well it does with all these broads to some extent. So I dunno if they put particularly effort into that in her case.










































































































































































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Collected all that booze from Dan.
Got some more for the road while I was at it.
The last few days I have been finding a heap of flies in the house. Not sure if Bill has put a window frame out of alignment, creating a gap, or whether they are flying into the wall vents and getting in through that powerpoint mess the electrticians left.
Tomorrow will be a week since they visited and I complained. Haven't heard any more than 'we will investigate', so I will send a nastygram tomorrow morning.













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 >>/931119/
Not sure if DoS was the aim but yes the site got flooded. Ovaltine was shuffling things from left to right and accidentally the whole neetboard and you couldn't post.
We're dealing with the situation.
Thanks for your patience and keep it up.





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https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/costs/22yo-divides-by-revealing-how-much-shes-saved-while-on-centrelink/news-story/d34418a8d13eefc6d012ca7c6984d0db

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the flies here are only a thing for about a month. They go crazy when I cook onions and curry and stuff. They come in under the flyscreen door, somehow the covered back entrance is like landing lights at the airport for them.







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kek, he's the hero we needed.
> A bomb hidden in an electric scooter killed a senior Russian general in charge of nuclear protection forces in Moscow on Tuesday
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-12-17/russian-lieutenant-general-igor-kirillov-killed-explosion/104737160


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I've been going to sleep at 4am and waking up at noon. With a two hour nap in the late afternoon. I need to break this habit. I'm going to go to bed at midnight tonight and hope I can get to sleep.















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> Kid jogging next to Justin Trudeau says, "Look at this faggot!" While pointing at the Canadian Prime Minister, who is considering resigning.












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Look at him, that's not the smile of a man who's failing, that's the grin of man who has just epically fucked up anglo-canada's shit, not just destroying the country but ending their bloodline, making it impossible for them to afford to have children, genociding the ancient enemies of franco-canada. The same smile you see on the face of an israeli bomber pilot, returning from an airstrike on a school full of palestinian children.



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might have bacon, eggs, sausage, tomato, hash brown, and toast for breakfast tomorrow
with extra bacon, extra sausage, extra hash brown, extra toast
with salt



















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 >>/931145/
I have great respect for your pedostomping, could still reach the server through one front end. I got through. 

Old images so the hash should have already been in a unified ban list. I'm pretty sure these can be implemented internally and reported anonymously for reasons of user privacy. 
Given that none were obfuscated I suspect it was random spam, if dead boards on chanlist got hit it would tend to confirm that. Might be less work if it becomes a recurrent issue.





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Got one plan today neets - to have a smoothie by 9:30 in the morning. If I can get that one thing done, I will consider the day a success.


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brabble
verb [brab-uhl]

1. to argue stubbornly about trifles; wrangle

noun

2. noisy, quarrelsome chatter


At /ausneets/, it’s best to steer clear of petty brabbles that only lead to trouble.


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I shouldn't have eaten Motherbat's Christmas biscuits. I need to drive across town to get more because all of the local stores have sold out.







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 >>/931236/
Nonsense, if you can fit through the front door you can make it to the shops for a binge. If you can't fit through the front door, you need to get an uber pajeet to bring you some chinky, 14 pizzas, 2 charlie's specials subs, a few buckets of kfc, some kebabs and a HSP, some maccas, and in this festive season, a tin of shortbread biscuits.




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> click on a video
> start getting suicide prevention ads from lifeline
I find this stuff depressing, like youtube data analytics can figure out how fucked up you are, and predict that you're soon going to be suicidal. It's like a prophet prophesing doom.

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Hey, fellas!
Endchan's birthday is coming up on Friday! We're watching Electric Dreams (and perhaps Sneakers) for the occasion. In Australia, it will fall onto Saturday (21st), at 2pm AEDT.
It will be on Endcorner: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner















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https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/luigi-mangione-charged-with-three-counts-of-murder-including-murder-as-an-act-of-terrorism/news-story/2109baa683b3ad26e70d3a63d09348d9
lol how dumb is the seppo legal system
one kill and three or four murder charges




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 >>/931253/ Yes quite the thing to envy 
find a holy man with young daughters and work for him for seven years in servitude and after the seven years he will reward you a daughter but you must then do another seven years, but at least you will have a wife 
it is biblically accurate and it is what I am doing, so far so good at 1/7 down
If i am denied after the fact, I will make fertiliser explosives
























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I grated and fried some potato. Made it into a cheese and potato omelette using four eggs. I had three sausages with it.
Stuffed 😅

















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Dropped a roses chocolate last night when putting them in the freexer, bent down quickly to pick it up and headbutted the fridge door handle really hard. Small spit on my forehead and a half cm dent.








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https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/archaeology/a63204262/silver-amulet-roman-christianity/

Christianity is older than Paganism in Northern Europe.



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5 alarm fire motherbat's tv and fetch have no signal
just as the talking heads were going to tell her how to feel about certain news items




































































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 >>/931383/
Closely related. The members of r/AusElectricians are a bit upset at the mob who did my work. I believe the photograph has made it to some 'crap electrical' Facebook page too.


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6 pack of mercury hards (12) + green top long neck (2.7) + bintang stubbie (1.2) acquired. Taking it easy, have to try and do some xmas shopping tomozzo. Wish cenno would give me a chrissy bonus.


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 >>/931387/
you should look into the kopparberg ginger beers. They're 2.5 a can and the 6 pack is only $19 or $20 because it's not popular (it isn't sweet like the kids are expecting). Excellent bang for buck.








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 >>/931376/
Some of the trees have leaves of gold and silver but they are high up and hard to get. 
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My chocoalte coated mazipan bars are all in good condition in the ammo tin. I also pulled out my coffee percolator for tomorrow. 

The spars are de-barked and everything fits in the ute. Going to go deliver it on saturday.






















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 >>/931416/
Internode hired quite a few faggots, but not too many non-whites. This was probably on account of the practical component of the hiring process.
I can really only recall one pajeet and one vietcong above level 1 helpdesk.
Pajeets biggest problem was a Friday night dinner where he would let somebody else cover his share of the bill and then on Monday come and say his wife wouldn't let him spend the money.


























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When I fell off the wagon sometime in early January you all told me to try again next year. Looking forward to it. Gonna turn my life around for real this time 👍



















































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i saw mythbusters 2 decades ago and flush with the lid down. 

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how could you tell ? Also i dont know whats goin on but there are 2024 corvette stingrays everywhere latel. I cant believe how many i have i have seen in the past 2 weeks its like everyone has been waiting years and a boat just landed and they all got delivered. 

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 BASEDASADADO-O-EEEE-O


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Been experimenting with healthy eating lately. Smoothies, avocados, sardines on low carb bread. I could do it. Might try for half a day, completely healthy, tomorrow.



























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 >>/931515/
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/grim-health-warning-after-flesheating-disease-found-in-nsw-beach-town-suspected-to-be-spread-by-possums/news-story/29e5c4c5f617b6b0a3e7b123a37d0194





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its easy to do if you get some high quality bread like a tiger loaf and some equally high quality mustard either djion or seed and make fat ham sandwiches every brekky and lunch












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I had my birthday a couple of months ago. Something i didnt want to celebrate but was forced to by others. Sat at the dinner table and i was humiliated every second by family members that just looked at me weirdly and engaged in conversation with me every 3 seconds. I was so humiliated i went right back to my room and never came out again. They just continued celebrating my birthday and tried getting me to come back which only further caused humiliation so i yelled at them through my door


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 >>/931547/
Well cushioned.
Such vigorous eyebrows, imagine the bush.

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I think you informed us about the event previously.
You know celebrating birthdays is what people just do. You should try to accept at least that they are fond of this nonsense.

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Btw they celebrate Christmas too, see this:  >>/931544/
Your family will probably want you to have dinner with them. I already see the events unfolding the same if you don't adjust at least a bit. The situation isn't less uncomfortable if you yell at them, so you could skip that by letting it go. In fact if you yell you just fire up the tensions and it makes the whole situation even more uncomfortable.

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 >>/931499/
> Also i dont know whats goin on but there are 2024 corvette stingrays everywhere late
The wealthy normies have discovered they can get something that looks and goes like a Lambo or McLaren for half the price. The C8 has caused a bit of a schism in the Corvette community.














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> You should try to accept at least that they are fond of this nonsense.
I came outside and sat at the finner table. And they proceeded to humiliate me several times in a row. They know i dont want to be the center of attention or celebrate anything and yet they put me on the spot and humiliate me. I wasnt furious and sad because it was my birthday. I was furious and sad because they dont even respect me as a human. I was basically mocked to my face. I left my room to be therr and all i got was humilation.
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Im not going to yell at anyone but oh god. I dont want to sit at the christmas table. Im just going to not do it. I wont forgive anyone. My life is miserable and all they can do is just make it more miserable. They should be happy i didnt hang myself and blame them!


























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 >>/931616/
Christmas is for low IQ NPC's to get excited about being excited. What makes me cringe is that all of that tinsel and Xmas decorations and 90% of the presents was made by political prisoners in slave labor camps in china and will end up in landfill for future generations to deal with.

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> makes me cringe is that all of that tinsel and Xmas decorations and 90% of the presents was made by political prisoners in slave labor camps in china 
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what a dumb cunt this cunt bitch is


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I hate dogs but I dont want to see them locked up and mistreated. Seeing those little white yap dogs in fucked up back yards, ignored by their low IQ trash owners is the same thing as chink sweat shops, just some creature born into a shit life.  Bottom feeders like you ignore it as long as you get your aliexpress junk, then when i point it out you double down your retarded selfishness and cheer it on because you think it pisses me off. But I know that retards are gonna retardate and life sucks when you're bottom quartile. Tell me I'm wrong, I wont read it. tab closed.





















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 >>/931647/
There were two crackhead looking types with a trolley full of junk nearby. I kept thinking it'd be an old bat with a cane or something, using that oil that smells like prawns. Didnt risk it.


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Lol
I stopped at the pub 50 in, 60 out, 60 in to have a shit and wash my dick because I was running late. Turned into half a wank in a stall, but felt like I was running out of time.












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