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He now spends his time frequenting toilet stalls and giving disgusted stares. Nuro got him hooked on the vicarious shame. Cruisey is like the methodone program after you get hooked on based blue blocks.

























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I ran a fake plumbing business once, I would pretend to fix whatever the customer has asked me to but as soon as they walk away I would take a shit in their toilet and run out the door.












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cop car stopped me on my run and asked what I was doing. I said that the lockdowns were over and I was exercising. Then I told them to either join me or leave me alone. Then they clapped and cheered and left.























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but you already are albeit in a manner that does not concern the senses. 
Yeay although the Word states that we must submit to governing authorities, the corruption of the governing authority is beyond repentance and utterly unrighteous and demonically heretical. God is testing us in that we may dismantle the state for Him and to reclaim power for the church. Brothers and Sisters we are in a war against demons who live by the sword and die by the sword upholding this festering status of authority and by all measure we must make out rejection of their claim known in the stations and the courtrooms, as they may yet be saved if they turn away from the state.









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Don't tell anyone but Tiffo said he would get me a nice stick the next time he was out bush and I'll wrap it up and give it to the big fella for chrissie so the next time the mongs attack he will have a nice fresh stick to hit the servers with.





























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https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/sometimes-you-are-wrong-flat-earthers-admit-defeat-after-seeing-24hour-antarctica-sun/news-story/0bc1d6b85396c04e163ba1a1b5b7bb21



















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Good Evening NEETs

How are we all doing ?  According to BOM it feels like 20.6x with 28km/hr south easterly blowing. God answered our gave us a cool zone for Chrissy. 

Had a steak luch with Tommy. Out of ideas for dinner tonight.  Any suggestions ? Need something lightweight.











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Nah a Zambero opened close by. It took me a while to deduce their flavourtown as their menu was not as straight forward as Guzman.   Figured it out and had one last night. Bonus they are open late. 
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At the Planck length, Yes.
















































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For any NEETS wanting to go to Dan Murphy's over christmas:

BWS and Dan Murphy's

Bottle shops under these brands will be open as normal on Christmas Eve.
Christmas Day (December 25)
Almost every store will be closed, except for some select stores in Victoria and Tasmania.
Boxing Day (December 26)
BWS and Dan Murphy's will reopen on Boxing day.
New Year's Eve (December 31)
Dan Murphys will be open until 9pm nationwide, BWS will be open under normal hours.
New Year's Day (January 1)
All stores will be open under slightly reduced hours.







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threatening magistrates and calling police fucking dogs during court is exhausting, they are desperate to get me inside. Talk about rent free.. But yeah nah fuck that











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https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/budgeting/whats-the-problem-aussie-defends-22yos-wild-centrelink-bombshell/news-story/ba1ba59e0aebb6b26479147532a0e8f9
retarded faggy twat journalist thinks all centrelink is $800 a week

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https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/tradie-stabbed-in-gang-attack-at-werribee-station-in-melbourne/news-story/689b259a4bbc4d299c56fdbc2b6c9a05
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1 Corinthians 7: The Bible says that it is good for unmarried and widowed people to stay unmarried, but if they can't control themselves, they should marry.














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https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/wealth/desperate-infamous-aussie-crypto-figure-avoids-jail/news-story/61828455b5bfeaa5a775c850c4b8bf46
ol dirty ass craig nigga

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https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/wild-message-written-on-car-rammed-into-popular-restaurant-chain/news-story/4ba13642f35270380c9188647af0365d
kek





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Last day of wage for the year. This was the level of effort my employer put into our final exchange for the year.
> Thanks for all your work. 
> 
> Ta,






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Depends on the state, but the Odal rune in the corner is probably proscribed.
Whether the Totenkopf is still a Totenkopf if it has a santa hat on it would be a matter for the lawyers to argue.






























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https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/train-industrial-action-threaten-to-derail-sydney-nye-fireworks/news-story/0768d0ca86eb891ac1b77d9b646d3976
god forbid the public be allowed to walk, bike, or drive into the city











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 >>/931979/
It doesn't count as a big finale unless you have desserts too. You need to go back for dinner, get a big meal with 20 nuggers, and have a pair of cherry mcflurries for dessert.


















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skip bin mong was hassling the woman on the other side of the road who didn't have a skip bin
wouldn't have thought it was hard to miss the big orange bin on my driveway











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When we were little we'd always leave a mong under the tree for santa, and he'd be gone on christmas morning. I guess that's where santa got his elves from.





















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It is what the trauma book calls the "outer critic". The childhood trauma causes you to have an inner critic (the voice in your head that calls you a fat piece of shit) and also an outer critic (makes you speak negatively about other people all the time).





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The book outlines a clear path to overcoming the effects of the trauma. I highly recommend it.

Complex PTSD: From Surviving to Thriving
by Pete Walker

It can be downloaded from libgen.li






























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Saltburn (2023) will be on womboflix tomorrow neets, the story of a student at Oxford University who finds himself drawn into the world of a charming and aristocratic classmate, who invites him to his eccentric family's sprawling estate for a summer never to be forgotten.

Then Harry Potter 3 on Sunday.















































































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I watched HP Deathly Hollows 1, and I saw quite good acting performance from the 3 mains. And were couple of exciting scenes as well. Maybe the latter 3rd of the movie is quite good.















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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
I AM DONE WITH PEOPLE
WE ARE CLOSED FOR CHRISTMAS
AND LAZY MOTHER FUCKERS THINK ITS FINE TO DROP THEIR BROKEN SHIT OFF JUST BEFORE CLOSE ON A FRIDAY AFTER NOONE
IF IT WAS IMPORTANT YOU SHOULD HAVE DROPPED IT OFF WHEN YOU BROKE IT LAST WEEK MOTHER FUCKER



















































































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Today's reading from Job 3 

“Why is light given to those in misery,
    and life to the bitter of soul,
21 to those who long for death that does not come,
    who search for it more than for hidden treasure,
22 who are filled with gladness
    and rejoice when they reach the grave?
23 Why is life given to a man
    whose way is hidden,
    whom God has hedged in?
24 For sighing has become my daily food;
    my groans pour out like water.
25 What I feared has come upon me;
    what I dreaded has happened to me.
26 I have no peace, no quietness;
    I have no rest, but only turmoil.”





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Dropped Sweetie at the boarding kennel. Went to Big W. Waiting for Motherbat to do a pee and then going to the bottle shop and getting a pepper pie.












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It was alright.
Motherbat had heard rumours that the baker was looking to sell a while back. Today's pie tasted the same, but the pastry was flakier on top and not as firm on the bottom, making m think they did sell up or at least got a new apprentice or something.









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There were shouting matches in Trump's office and he shit his pants. Everyone could smell it. He just kept screaming "BRING ME NURO" over and over.









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what's the best sort of lunch to help a pre-diabetic executive get sleepy and have an afternoon nap? Something with lots of carbs...





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Electric Dreams starts in 20 mins.
After Sneakers.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Right now, watching DPA. Elon said AfD is the way forward for Germany. German politicians are enraged.





















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"A woman whose parents have been in prison says that Luigi's tapered fade, shave and freshly threaded eyebrows yesterday were a signal from other inmates that he has jailhouse support and to remind correctional officers to treat him well."












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Cruisey tried to involve I and Possum in a complicated scheme involving shipping chinese knock off appliances to india once but we declined due to moral reasons.












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I would not bother lugging it around if it was not clearly the best sounding source I have. And it’s 16/44.1 fucks sake. New IEMs are massive upgrade and that new monocrystaline cable was $300 alone. 
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BASADO!
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No the disc dream is 2024 tech. It has a 10hr runtime with the lithium pack and USBC fast charging 
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Yes.
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Nigga I even put my ciggie butts in my empty drink bottle 

Fresh breeze blowing, champagne and oxy flowing. Winning at life NEETs.




































































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I think I said at the beginining of the year I would paint at least 10 miniatures a month this year.
I have done 38 and have another 4 half painted.







































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I always found that
> easily bored
part nonsensical. If the person is gifted he'll easily find things to get occupied with and won't be bored.
I can imagine a gifted person not doing well with monotony, liek standing at an assembly line doing the same shit 8 hours straight.
So not nonsensical but at least at sloppy take.









































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The Alien Overlord rubbed his evil hands together , "Good good Stage one of the plan is complete, soon the NEETs shall be our slaves".


































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Good Chrissy present
https://au.urbanoutfitters.com/en-au/product/various-artists-saltburn-soundtrack-picture-disc-limited-lp/UO-94338092-000?color=picture-disc&size=one-size










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God morning NEETs.
I have been house sitting for my brother and he gets back tonight so I have to give the place a good clean today.
Fortunately it is a small place, unfortunately it will be 39 degrees.






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Real estate should give suburbs a boong rating
1. You will never see a boong
2. You will only see boongs at the shops at nights
3. Frequent boong sightings
4. Your neighbours are boongs
5. You are a boong












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I worked with a guy who lived in a housos boong suburb who told me that once some young boongs offered him a 25 of really good hydro to drive them 4 blocks to the bottlo for a goon cask.
When he asked why they were buying goon when they had great buds they said "Ah you know how it is bro".























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I think a few people from whirlpool would fit in here nicely.
> when I told the hospital room specialist that I checked my prostate every month – with a soapy thumb, he was flabbergasted and said 'WHY!?!?!?'








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I've been playing Empire total War again recently and I keep forgetting that if you don't flog india early on they unite and zerg swarm Europe in the 1760s or so.




















































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My brother has been in Japan for 3 weeks.
He said the cities freaked him out a bit with how huge and loud and busy they are but out of the cities was good and he enjoyed Osaka castle.
He's not a weeb either he just visits a different bit of the world every few years.











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very well
I will once again overclock my perception of reality to hack the engine of intent manifest
for sucking and fucking 
here here they will say 
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-12-20/nt-courts-to-remain-operational-over-christmas-arrests-prisons/104750640
Crime has gone up so much in NT recently that the courts don't get a christmas break.





















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