/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

SA BUM CHUX A

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Went to the tourist trap dairy on the way home to get some milk products. There were lots of asians there. I counted five of them that pushed in to the line for the checkouts to buy little jars of gay shit. When I got to the counter the woman said I couldnt pay with cash and I had to wait in line again. Two more guks pushed in before I checked out my discount cheese ($12) and cream. The nice lady said sorry about the wait and I said that the insectoids are just like that and dont worry about it. 

Otherwise I made my purchase and got back safely.

 >>/935733/
You fucking cuck. I would have just walked out with the cheese when they were t looking. Whenever that happens it’s your god given right to steal shit.

 >>/935758/
Low quality comment.

 >>/935761/
He ain’t wrong. Lord Nuro would have taxed it as a matter of principle.

 >>/935761/
> Low quality comment.

 >>/935726/
How?

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 >>/935733/
if you were a real warrior of hitler you would have killed those gooks

 >>/935758/
What do guks have that I want? cameras? Phones? Their electronics are all in asian language and they dont use cash. THey are useless except maybe as fertiliser

 >>/935733/
Well cheesed NEET. Pretty good price for an artisan cheexe.

 >>/935785/
nice and firm with a smokey flavor

Might get my shit together.

 >>/935787/
> Might 
Smart to leave yourself the option of not getting it together NEET. Don't box yourself in.

 >>/935780/
The dyslexic NEET posted without reading the post again…

 >>/935723/
> busted
many neets have cranked his pipe

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NEETS ITS CHINKMAS !

Nuro rejects the fish that john west accepts.

 >>/935791/
Well done. I hope you got something for the rest of the neets too.

 >>/935791/
You didn't need any of that.

 >>/935791/
O are those ear phones more pointy than the ones you already had?

 >>/935787/
Today or tomorrow or 2025?

 >>/935794/
Its the perks of having a dispoable income

 >>/935791/
A late Cringemass gift. Based.

 >>/935797/
You need to save your money.

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 >>/935794/
That’s a seriously big call you made there. Got anything to back that up buckaroo ? 
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 >>/935795/
Those redmi buds seriously ain’t bad for 8 dollars I needed a disposable set of TWS to pair to my watch so I could listen to Alex jones at the shops. 
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 >>/935798/
I got a wireless HDMI pair of transceivers so now I have a wireless battery powered projector for the dunny. Got a collapsible shelf for it too. It’s not a chrome cast or AirPlay that shit never works on iPhone. It’s wireless HDMI. Fucking living in the future. Wew.

 >>/935801/
You dont really need a film projector in your toilet. You shouldnt sit for more than a couple minutes or you will get haemmarhoids anyway.

 >>/935801/
> I got a wireless HDMI pair of transceivers so now I have a wireless battery powered projector for the dunny
Space Age Dunny

> tfw no cinema in my dunny

 >>/935804/
NEET's Dream of a Space Dunny

Drilled and installed the new hinges on the door.
Drilled the doorknob holes and routed out a bit for the strike plate thingo.
Struggling to rehang the door as Motherbat is weak as fuck

 >>/935806/
you need a lever at the bottom. a chisel on a dowel that you can lift the door with your foot, a little bit up and down to position it for the screws to go in the hinge holes.

 >>/935806/
You need Bill.

 >>/935806/
You need to get her a set of weights so she can workout and be ready for next time.

 >>/935801/
chads listen to A.J. on bluetooth speakers at the shops.

 >>/935806/
The plumber will help you tomorrow.

I got it done with a copy of Schaum's Advanced Calculus and a Sporting Shooter magazine stacked under the door.

 >>/935812/
Well done. I hope you did not speak in an unpleasant way to Motherbat. She was trying her best.

 >>/935813/
I told her to go and watch TV.

 >>/935812/
Smart.

 >>/935802/
It sounds like you know a lot about this subject ;)

 >>/935816/
I have hung a couple of doors in my time. :)

I'm back

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Nuro should do a test run with the project with this on a loop

wholesome pepper grinder

 >>/935820/
What about a Grindr Pepper Grinder?

Playing AJ over the shop's PA system might be a good way for nuro to strike up conversations with certain like minded individuals and make friends, although it might also concern other customers.

 >>/935822/
Each day should start with
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9JRLCBb7qK8

 >>/935820/
Another one?

 >>/935819/
1+1=1.999... is also true

 >>/935787/
You and me both brother. Stretches at 0600 while the kettle boils. Daily news podcast at 0645 with your home made egg white and spinach enchilada while jogging to the lake 0730 home, showered, lotioned and dressed. its exhausting thinking about it, and wage hasnt begun

 >>/935826/
> egg white
retard fell for the cholesterol meme

 >>/935828/
Save the egg yolks for the korean noodles that night.

 >>/935826/
> home made egg white and spinach enchilada
that could work, wholemeal wrap with egg + salsa and spinach would be reasonably healthy

 >>/935827/
Good to see you're sticking to it

 >>/935829/
Based.

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14224857/texas-cheerleader-animal-cruelty-rival-goat-aubrey-vanlandingham.html
> Texas cheerleader, 17, is charged with animal cruelty for 'poisoning her rival's show goat'

Possum poisoned my show goat once.

 >>/935834/
What was its name?

 >>/935835/
Dave

All I want for 2025 is for Joslin McCormick to return.

 >>/935831/
Stanners Would install a projector in his toilet to watch the tennis but the other residents would just hock it for smack. Theres no power in the communal block anyway.

 >>/935828/
White is basically just protein. Sportsmen tend to separate the yolk  if they want to stay lean. Yolk is full of fat.
protein: 4kcal/g
fat: 8kcal/g

 >>/935829/
> eating gook slop

 >>/935839/
I thought fat was 9 and ethanol was 7

 >>/935839/
Eggs have good cholesterol you retard

 >>/935842/
> you retard
there is no need for that

 >>/935842/
Hence the saying "he's a good egg"

 >>/935844/
I thought that was because Weber looks like a giant egg.

 >>/935842/
egg yolks have vitamin A which is a toxin You dribbling retard.

 >>/935845/
You just want to crack him open.

 >>/935846/
Does it turn the frogs gay?

 >>/935842/
> you retard
Wrong tone.

austraria's future is asian

 >>/935852/
Pepper Grinder future

 >>/935853/
Pippa Grinder

80 something porn tabs open on my phone. Can’t bring myself to close them

 >>/935855/
How many are tug joints?

 >>/935849/
You 😭

 >>/935855/
My phone would have stopped working with that many open.

Advanced porn phone

 >>/935856/
all of them

 >>/935860/
Let's get down to the specifics,how far was the radius from your home like 30km?

Any minute now.

 >>/935862/
Ding food is done?

 >>/935862/
What are you waiting for NEET?

Hoping it's an outcall.

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Managed to get it on my plate while it was still mooing.

 >>/935866/
Big piece of meat.

cooked a big batch of beans, sleepy, but need to get the beans sorted before I can go to bed

 >>/935868/
Well beaned

Pretty dire shopping situation. Held off shopping before Christmas because left overs were sure to abound. But alas, nothing but a hand full of ham. Didn't even get Christmas lunch. 

Now nothing is cheap at coleworths and it's been a month without groceries. Still have beans. Have accepted beans.

 >>/935870/
just get food out of the dumpster behind the supermarket

 >>/935870/
I made bean feed packs out of discounted turkey, 1 kg of white beans and some cheap cranberry sauce.

Gonna make a neet reality tv show based on the reality show cops, which follows the BO as he has to go around dealing with the stupidity of various bad home neets.

 >>/935872/
Very well played.

 >>/935873/
bad boys
bad boys
watchya gonna do
watchya gonna do when weber does a poo

ate supper (stilton cheese on bread) 
finished moofie. (Mesrine public enemey no 1 part 2) 
Killed fat fly. 
off to bed

Gonna turn my life around on Jan 1

 >>/935877/
...of which year?

 >>/935877/
360 degrees?

nearly midnight, still not sleepy, I need to be more disciplined about sleep

Bread in machine, beans rehydrating. Going to make it.

Don't think I can handle the warm stale cans of carlton dry left on my desk from last night. Just not worth it

 >>/935882/
Mix them with ice and soda water

I miss doing tech stuff as a hobby. Looking for information on stack exchange, going down the rabbit hole troubleshooting stuff... No real point though if I'm not gonna work in the field

 >>/935884/
Do an IT cent, get paid for nothing as an on call consultant

“Your body is a temple.”

No. My body is a garbage can for snacks.

On the Pizza Review Joe

Extreme semen blast

Is it possible to become a competent person with a high level of agency? I've been feeling quite sad about the fact that being regarded seems kind of permanent. Just genetic I guess.

 >>/935880/
I've been going to bed around 4am each night. Woe.

 >>/935890/
Gook night.

 >>/935893/
One job and big coping saga
https://x.com/DidJimmyDie/status/1873506914711269802

 >>/935879/
Well bantered.

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Good morning NEETs.

Just did the end of year weigh in: 122.1kg

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For Cruisey

 >>/935896/
Good morning NEET. 
Did you lose a KG since last year?

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 >>/935898/
> Did you lose a KG since last year?

 >>/935899/
Soz I think you did much better  >>/794778/

 >>/935896/
You are doing well neet, how much have you lost since last year?

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 >>/935901/
 >>/935900/
These sort of remarks are NOT funny. Rude NEETs.

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Good morning neets, how's gf2024 looking?

 >>/935903/
Good morning NEET.

 >>/935902/
most neets assumed this was webby down from 145kg and were being genuinely supportive

 >>/935905/
I have not had the impression that Webby has been on a weight loss journey this year.

 >>/935906/
2025 is a new year for a new body
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QAbMCAaqGbk

 >>/935906/
it might have been a secret weight loss mission, and he was being all covert about it

 >>/935908/
Two steps ahead.

Thinking about Weber's Pipe now

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 >>/935906/
I haven't been, but I just weighed myself clothed and...
hopefully its a side effect of something fatal

I think it's just stress and replacing meals with alcohol

 >>/935911/
You are wasting away, you need to call an ambulance and have them bring you an emergency kfc bucket right away.

 >>/935911/
Please see your GP and get everything checked out. We do not want to lose you.

 >>/935914/
The doctor needs to prescribe him Sustagen like they do for old people.

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Good Morning NEETs

 >>/935911/
Congratulations NEET.

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 >>/935912/
> replacing meals with alcohol
You should collaborate with Dan on a diet book.

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Pepe looking worn out

 >>/935918/
Marn Webmeister

 >>/935920/
Tomorrow, 2025, will be his year!

 >>/935896/
Good work. How much d id you lose?

 >>/935911/
Good effort. Nice work.

 >>/935911/
come and hang out with me for the rest of summer. I'll coach you.

 >>/935925/
Can you coach me too?

POTTER STINKS

 >>/935927/
I liek the sound effect more tbh

 >>/935926/
I can show you how to tie a huntsmans knot.

 >>/935929/
Awesome, I am excited. What's the name of this Summer Camp so I can telly mummybot?

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Excited for HP 6
https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/DUTTON-He-is-not-a-monster-by-plsdontbuythis/125935651.EJUG5

My arse holds the answers to questions unknown.

 >>/935932/
Why is a skellie in the first one?

 >>/935933/
When will the answers be released?

 >>/935934/
Negative reinforcement.

 >>/935935/
Stretch apart the hefty veils of material baggage to unleash the nuggets of divine truth.

 >>/935937/
Bit more divine truth squeezed out of me. It was rather unpleasant.

woken up properly this time, might go for a cruise

 >>/935903/
Spoke to one girl once, who had a boyfriend.

 >>/935939/
Ready for 2025?

 >>/935940/
statistically there are more breakups on dec 31st than at any other day of the year, you're in with a chance

I hate this fucking house

 >>/935940/
You should have maintained eye contact with her while you raped her boyfriend to prove your dominance.

 >>/935911/
very well done, keep at it.

still can't leave the house, i seem so slow and old these days

 >>/935943/
Plumber status?

 >>/935947/
has ignored my text asking when he'll show up

snapped a drill bit off in the door jam can't get it out

 >>/935948/
Hopefully he'll arrive soon. 

That door situation sounds tricky. Good luck.

still haven't left my room, ffs

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2025 will be the year of yogurt males.

 >>/935949/
Im just going to leave it unfinished
I dont care any more

 >>/935939/
See (you) soon

 >>/935952/
Just get Bill to fix it.

 >>/935948/
> drill bit
chisel out the wood around the bit and get the jaws of the drill on to the stump. otherwise just leave it there and put the screw alongside it, if you can.

found the cheexe i lost in the freexer. I think the rubicon red is not suited for general purpose cheexe and will have to do for crackers only. This means I will be eating it for the next six months and i have already put 80% in the freexer where it shouldnt go, really. cheexe should be at room temperature, because it is a cultured food. dead things go in the freexer.

 >>/935923/
> lose

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 >>/935911/
I always knew there were two exex on the board.

 >>/935956/
You need a cheexe cellar.

 >>/935959/
duno whether to put it in plastic or cloth and then in a container

 >>/935960/
Google "how to store cheese"

 >>/935962/
teh covid vaxx makes ppl tell lies

might put ebony headlining in the car

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 >>/935837/
Ken M is better

 >>/935965/
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/492829258

 >>/935964/
Black velvet.

 >>/935967/
yeah its a bit poncey, I'll just go with the tan

 >>/935968/
Get a quilted headliner

plumber obviously isn’t going to respond or show up
drinking vodka

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 >>/935970/
the electricians from last time got you secretly black banned

 >>/935970/
They along with sparky's have their own time zones.

 >>/935972/
Plus he is probably elbow deep in someones poo pipe.

Supposedly coming in 45 minutes
I’m 8 standos deep on an empty stomach
Not stopping

 >>/935974/
I texted him 4 u

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 >>/935974/
> Not stopping

 >>/935976/
Motherbat is crying. No brakes.

 >>/935977/
She is upset because your life is so brutal. Like a guns and roses ballad

 >>/935978/
She is upset because I carry on like an autistic 2 year old who has tourettes syndrome and an adult vocabulary

 >>/935979/
(You) are literally Axel Rose

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 >>/935971/
Black banned!

 >>/935980/
You are my Michelle

 >>/935979/
> I carry on like an autistic 2 year old who has tourettes syndrome and an adult vocabulary
The very paragon of neet virtue.

 >>/935977/
That poor woman. She deserves better.

At least your mom still talks to (you) ...

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 >>/935985/
Spooky.

Was talking about IGAy

The checkout man at Foodland called me Boss.

 >>/935989/
> extreme dissapointments of a wordly nature
Poor fella. RIP Unna.

Want NDIS to fund Cruisey to give me a small penis humiliation session.

 >>/935988/
He noticed the executive charisma.

nearly 2 o'clock, haven't done anything except eat food and play vidya, can't let the day be a waste

 >>/935992/
> executive
How did you know? They always know.

 >>/935989/
It all became too much for him.

 >>/935993/
Go outside and get some sun.

 >>/935996/
can't, too much UV

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 >>/935993/
> can't let the day be a waste
You absolutely can.

 >>/935988/
You should've told him he's fired.

 >>/935999/
I would have promoted him.

Plumber has been and gone. Did a good job. Gave me a card for a sparky he works with regularly.

 >>/936001/
Fantastic outcome and bonus.

 >>/936001/
Excellent.

I gave him a chilled bottle of water to take home to Stacy who had called him 4 times already today.

 >>/936001/
That's good to hear.

 >>/936004/
Did you offer him a Zooper Dooper?

 >>/936006/
No.

 >>/936007/
Slip one between the floor boards pleaser.

 >>/936008/
You'll have to have a pine lime splice

Wouldn't mind going out and buying a cone of gelati tonight, just to be around other people for a few minutes

 >>/935990/
Jewish Unna

 >>/936001/
Cool. And local.

 >>/936009/
He's not even the real floorboard dweller.

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Hope you neets are celebrating hannukah today.

 >>/936013/
I sublet it.

 >>/936014/
I ADIDAS.

I am watching Star Trek Voyager episode 2.21 Deadlock.

 >>/936014/
Of course.

Lost while day to woe. Severely woed

her square egg rings and square frying pan got delivered
came with a free egg separator and silicone basting brush
she wont shut the fuck up
keeps talking about how nice the plumber was

 >>/936020/
> she wont shut the fuck up
Enjoy the time that you have with her please.

 >>/936020/
Wanna see the square eggs when they're cooked

 >>/936019/
exact same problem here

olive is back to not posting
dumb hoar

 >>/936024/
you deserve better than olive, there are younger, hotter camwhores out there who crave your great big attention

 >>/936025/
Fatherbot used to say I had the attention span of a gnat.

ffs she just jamed the wrong key in the dead bolt

 >>/936023/
Woe

 >>/936028/
gonna go for a walk down to iga, grab a can of coke and a SMALL chocolate bar, listen to some music, try and perk up a bit - do you neets want anything down there?

 >>/936029/
Large coke and chocolate bar please.

 >>/936001/
I told him you were VIP

 >>/936029/
1L Connoisseur ice cream please.

 >>/936031/
Very
Impressive
Poo-er

 >>/936032/
The honey and macadamia?

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 >>/936034/
I will also have this please.

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Did any of you NEETs used to watch wrestling back in the day?

 >>/936034/
Surprise me please.

I have downloaded that LOTR war of the rohirrim animation torrent.
I don't think I will watch it. All that girlboss crap.

 >>/936032/
Vegan ice cream on special for (You)

 >>/936038/
Probably better than the Murder In A  Small Town shite Motherbat has on the TV at the moment.

He ate all of that vegan ice cream. The whole tub. He loved it.

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 >>/936039/

Another thunderstorm, lucky I didn't waste my time poisoning the weeds earlier.

 >>/936041/
I heard he even complemented the neger.

I am watching Star Trek Voyager episode 3.08 Future's End Part 1

 >>/936036/
Yeah used to watch it at 10:30 on ten, felt naughty

 >>/936045/
for hannuka? Just how jewish is star trek?

 >>/936036/
Funny thing about America is that a woman can actually do that in a crowd, and most of the people don't even turn to look at her, they're watching the screen.

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had a little afternoon nap, feeling much better, less woed

 >>/936029/
Ate half a loaf of bread today, the other half yesterday. Beans are done so I'll have those for dinner. The situation isn't good

 >>/936050/
You are beaned out.

 >>/936015/
A hive of gnomes

 >>/936052/
living their best lives

 >>/936052/
literally us

 >>/936020/
Did he give her a card too?

 >>/936020/
I want to see pics of the square egg mcfuggin tomorrow

 >>/936022/
Your a cooked square egg

 >>/936029/
Roast chook mayo and bread

 >>/936032/
White choc and raspberry?

 >>/936036/
Oooh yeah

Flag

 >>/935931/
My favorite part is when john howard makes him suck his cock.

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She’s now upset because I dared criticise her boyfriend Peter Dutton and then an advert came on for Grease Police spray and I said she should get some for her head

 >>/936066/
> She’s now upset because I dared criticise her boyfriend Peter Dutton
Get her a sticker  >>/935931/

> Grease Police spray and I said she should get some for her head
lol

Apparently it is totally normal for a career policeman who then spends a few years in politics to have a half billion dollar property portfolio. No corruption behind that.

 >>/936068/
The Dark Lord gets what he wants

 >>/936066/
The vodka makes you cruel

 >>/936068/
I voted for roger rogerson

might have a bath

 >>/936072/
Fill the bathtub up with piss

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 >>/936072/

Woe mounting

 >>/936075/
Dismount and go and do something to take your mind off things.

2 tendie wraps for dinner
first food today

muh dik

 >>/936077/
> 2 tendie wraps for dinner
baby food

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Is Weber going to lose respect as he loses weight?

vodka and juice all day

 >>/936081/
> weber losing weight
😂

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 >>/936077/
You still need to eat breakfast and lunch and dinner is always an 10 course meal.
Most of the day should be spent eating.

 >>/936085/
I thought that Drop Sheet for a moment.

 >>/936085/
muh dik

I love this dumb bitch so much.

 >>/936088/
THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT

 >>/936073/
*pies

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tonights moofie

 >>/936089/
Well bantered.

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 >>/936085/
> Most of the day should be spent eating.
The golden rule. But you also need to make time for other things in life, like the twice daily visit to the supermarket to get neet treats.

Doing my last (hopefully) shit of 2024

Shit is finally done.

 >>/935896/
Good job mate. Keep up the cycling and you'll keep losing more.

 >>/936095/
Flushed?

 >>/936095/
Only took under 2 mins

 >>/936098/
Quick poo.

What should I buy for new years drinks?