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 >>/941004/
accurate
 >>/941004/
> Unfortunately both were pushed away with nasty posts.
accurate

I am guessing its an antiquated portable aircraft radio why the fuck does he want a serial port ?

also friendly reminder lord nuro is not posting with any flags so just assume any honkler is panshit stanners

also gaymen is serious business....

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/apr/01/donkey-kong-champion-billy-mitchell-wins-defamation-case-australia-youtuber-karl-jobst-ntwnfb


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Had a dream this morning, I was listening to a song. It sounded like stevie nicks had done a 1980s power ballad version of adele's 2011 "someone like you". When I woke up I spent hours trying to find the song on youtube, only to realise that it doesn't exist in this timeline, only in my dream.


https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-deaths/val-kilmer-dead-at-65/news-story/6c238368b01028cd0dc53da2c955d57d









 >>/941019/
No, this was a unique stevie nicks performance which only I have ever heard. Had a great piano riff too. If only I could compose music I could've written it down for you guys.

 >>/941010/
its a data packet radio
from the 90's
the programming software only runs on 32 bit dos
its got no user interface either
if you dont have the programmer thing you got to get into the 2x4 pin header on the pcb

























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 >>/941047/
i have actually been sick the past few days, guts were fucked and then bizarrely i fasted for two days i just didnt feel like eating but still drank some champagne to knock my self out. Woke up thismorning and i was just fucking wrecked. Felt like a cancer patient. Was out of meds too so no easy way out. Was bedridden all day and only got up to brew some poppy seed tea. The absolute state of me......




















 >>/941068/
its a sovereign country in a damp flooded sunshine coast trailer park XD

Gday Shibs havent seen you for months. How long do you think end chan will be up for this time ? Cloudflare was giving me errors thismorn and i was like "here we go again"

















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got home just now, my ladder was taken out from the garage and was up against the roof. I had a look up there and the guttering was torn down on one of the corners like some one was up there and fell and pulled it down. My agapanthus and rosemary bushes were flattened under the broken gutter and some huge footprints in the garden bed. I reckon some burgular was up there trying to get in by lifting the tin or something. Bad home neighbourhood.








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Why didn't Bindi do this?

















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Goon Afternoon NEETs no Noosa this afternoon weather is still Aids. What a shitty month, no blueskies for another week. Smoke shop even run out of my Davidoffs, back to rolling Rothmans like a poorfag. Inverter Cranking out 60watts AC to the Smackbook. Comfy and Dry in the mobile Cool Zone.




Oh also a friend sent me this David Icke video about Elon Musk's grandparents and a thing called the "Technate"  i was sceptical at first Legit fascinating, checks out.

https://madmaxworld.tv/watch?id=67eeb70c69d0e5c803335d68

 >>/941112/
There is one about 20 minutes away. My friend usually gets 250gm of some good bush baccy from them and usually barter 50g. Illegal baccy is going to get bigger and bigger every year until it wont be able to be enforced. At least we dont have a smoke shop turf war in  
Queensland like those dumb sand nigger wanna be thugs in victoria.....


































> The word "pademelon" comes from the word badimaliyan in Dharug, an Australian Aboriginal language spoken near what is now Port Jackson, New South Wales. The scientific name Thylogale uses the Greek words for "pouch" and "weasel."

























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oh god
this will be awful
























































 >>/941230/
I remember one of the mongs in my class set the curtains on fire in the class room, teacher finally got them out only to half hang them out the window cause they were still smoking as soon as the breeze and fresh air hit them thay started up again, it was very entertaining.


















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Thanks yes everybody’s out. No one expected such a nice day. It’s the been wet and gloomy for weeks. I even checked the weather report yesterday. It said showers. Not partly cloudy but showers and here we are. Perfect sunny day 25c 70% humidity. 

I suspect they might just be fucking with us….








































Forgot what clean floors feel like, bathroom clean, washing out, kitchen mostly clean, bedroom clean. Five kilos of back up slop frozen, light bulbs and smoke alarms changed. Sorted 30kg of onions.




 >>/941292/
>  >Sound the nigger alarm!
> “Chiba. Yeah. See. Molly’s been Chiba, too.” And she showed me her hands, fingers slightly spread. Her fingers were slender, tapered, very white against the polished burgundy nails. Ten blades snicked straight out from their recesses beneath her nails, each one a narrow, double-edged scalpel in pale blue steel.

























 >>/941317/
Kinda, but it's a good reminder for me to check the insulation on all the exposed house pipes before june/july when it gets really cold as when it gets down to minus 8 they freeze and I have no water.




















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Have been trying this, it does taste nice just very sweet by itself so I have been mixing it with ETA bbq sauce or tomato sauce so it's not so overpowering, it is very nice on bacon sandwiches, would recommend it if you have never tried it before.


































 >>/941369/
I got banned for a day for a day for being 'uncivil' when I said kill everyone who isn't White and I just got banned for three days for frogposting which the tranitor called 'spam'.



















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Imagine Greta on the piss. She gets plastered on everything, taking a particular liking to stouts and dark ales. Also during the night she eats McDonalds for dinner, (fuck vegan when drunk asf ya know?) After her night of drinking she gets a kebab at 4am. She gets home and devours some broccoli.

She gets up in the morning touching cloth. A poo is already awake and rubbing itself on her panties. She hobbles to the toilet holding her guts struggling to contain the tidal wave of shit lapping against the shores of her inner poohole. A few risky farts are squeezed out, so thick they linger. The air has a brown hue to it as she breathes back in her poop, coating her lungs. Now, the moment has arrived. Her ass waters have broken, her pink anus dilated and the grog bog is ready.

Before sitting down on the shitter, the stew starts flying out prematurely on the tiled floor. After slipping on her liquid shit and getting faeces in between her toes she managers to crawl to the toilet. She paints the bowl brown. Her legs shake. It comes out of her like thick pumpkin soup. Chunks are flying, full of corn. There is so much that some splashes back up between her smooth white butt and the toilet seat and hits the ground. Her ass prolapses. She is sure there is blood in the bowl. The smell is nothing like you've ever imagined and gets thicker with each pulsating action of her anus. Tonnes of waste explodes from her little pink anus. The hole is red raw from the amount of waste projecting from her body.

Without wiping she returns to bed where I wait. She lowers her dirty bum on my face and the remnants of poop drip into my mouth and up my nostrils. I can see her butthole winking at me as it tries to regain strength. The Greta Thunburg farts and a nug flies into my mouth. I choke on the ecstacy of the moment, knowing how jealous /ausneets/ would be of me.

For good measure I shit myself and gently doze off with the sounds of Greta's guts gurgling next to me.







It was gangbang day at the zoo yesterday and they let the zebras into the elephant enclosure to be raped by the giant beasts.
You could also enter a raffle to be gangraped by the orangutans.











































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 >>/941439/
To be honest I exagerrated with the 60% a bit. Taiwan's production could be as "low" as 40%.
> white
0
It goes something liek this:
15-20% USA
15-20% Israel
15-20% China
40-55% Taiwan.
Russia has some minor production. But foundries are extremely rare in general.

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Very angry at internet. Cannot find critical information because of jeetslop, seoslop, aislop. Search engines now almost totally unusable


got bored, went to jb-hifi, shocked at how all the headphones and earbuds cost hundreds of dollars. Do they actually sound better than the $20 ones?







 >>/941479/
 BACE~AEDEYO ! 

 >>/941480/
Ayyyy Tiffdawg. Weather has been lovely that   Cool  winter South Easterly is slowly spooling up things are getting nice comfy again. Best time of the year. Dude in the nasho carpark has some decks and speakers and is playing a nice sun-set. Fit girls in bikinis are loving it. Champas in the water bottle. Mate paid for a job with some Valium. I’m down in bento town . Gotta head back soon. Van dropped a chink  LEF headlight . Don’t need any attention while I am waiting for the new set to arrive. 24.95 for a pair of H1 compared to 150 bucks for the same shit from super cheap. Fuck those cunts are getting pretty daft. Armour all original spray is now 30 bucks a bottle. Degreaser 4 bucks each. Fuck the supermarkets we need the government to investigate SCA.



















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 >>/941501/
That’s sad. He really tried his best as a #BO and projectionist for years and instead of comfy banter and respect all he got in return was someone’s hardcore alcoholism mental illness and mind games projected onto him. 

“” We can all dream for greatness as a man. “”
“”But no one expects steam from a pan and shit from a bitxh called Stan “”




Have started watching The Dresden files, same sort of show as Constantine, not as good but the first episode was ok. Theres only 12 episodes in it so I will finish it.




 >>/941503/
> hardcore alcoholism 
You're the one currently mixing alcohol and pills
> mental illness
You live in a disabled dunny
> mind games
You're the biggest liar here
Who's the one projecting?




 >>/941509/
It’s still funny and relevant compared to the Simpsons, that franchise needs to die
 >>/941510/
SCA and BCF are only bearable when shit is on sale. Don’t get me started on  air beds reeeeeeeeee.
 >>/941511/
Classic and predictable non comfy post further proving the point I made. 
 >>/941512/ 
Did you even read the post ? I think not  *swoosh* no need for  Dark web  shenanigans when it’s FREE 
 >>/941513/ 
Easy mate just post your address 
 >>/941514/
Just going to ask old mate at the AFP for all your contact details so you pussies can stop complaining.


















> Michael Mann has officially finished the screenplay for “Heat 2,” the long-awaited sequel to his 1995 crime drama starring Al Pacino and Robert De Niro.
it's gonna suck.

apparatchik

noun 
ah-puh-RAH-chik
plural apparatchiks also apparatchiki ˌä-pə-ˈrä(t)-chi-kē 
Synonyms of apparatchiknext
1: a member of a Communist apparat
2: a blindly devoted official, follower, or member of an organization (such as a corporation or political party)
a movie studio apparatchik


























































 >>/941569/
What a great moofie. The ending where she gets wet and dies is a bit of a shocker, but its kinda funny and grim when we see the guy in his commer van stalking his next victim. Watch for the hollyjew remake where some blakc hambeast kidnaps another female hispanic or asian or some other travesty.  4.5 out of 5 obnoxious oversharing boomer unwanted visitors called the colonel.















 >>/941607/
>  About This Product...
> Everyone gets a bite with the Saucy Tenders Feast 🙌 Filled with 14 mouthwatering Tenders, a share pack of chips, BBQ, Aioli, Supercharged and Sweet & Sour sauce plus a regular gravy for your dipping delight. Not everywhere and not forever.


















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 >>/941623/
Its not negativity what part of Shibs has terrible taste in moovies dont you understand ? Its not a dig at him either it just comes from have your upbringing in a small landlocked easter communinist country. Imagine how expensive VHS tapes would have been over there and also sorry guy no auto generated subtitles or dubbed audio tracks either no refunds.

Meanwhile growing up in queensland was basically like like living in beverly hills.









 >>/941627/
shibs is too arrogant to learn from western culture natives like me. 

He should put on one of the moofies I post here but he is stuck in the past with his soccer and paprika goulash. many such cases. sad



































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Hired ? She felt bad for him and gave him a discount untill she smelt those musky clothes that were left in the washing machine and never dried properly. He had trouble getting hard despite her working it like a pro. Before he was even half erect due to his massive porn habbit chad called her for a threesome and she fucked off and still charged him for the full half hour.















































Back from Dans and the servo, all the pumps at the servo weren't working except for a couple of the E10's, so I had to get that instead of the high octane.Well done pajeet.












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lel at the dei nigger trying to fly the chopper upside down and with no rotors































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WRONG! The replacement part 50 dollars and shipping is 25 dollars and won’t arrive till mid next week. Meanwhile that valve assembly was in the parts bin and that was 10 minutes of  late night drunk machine time.
































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 >>/941765/
Pizza in someone’s else oven
 >>/941768/
Nice one could not be fucked skipped breaky and lunch again and needed my NEET treats NOW ! 
 >>/941769/
We don’t talk about olive anymore 
 >>/941771/
Uncomfy post
 >>/941778/
I’ll have you know I am a professional oven dodger 


II am goin to inhale this then have a shower and smoke and pass out. Trying  to avoid  my late night  moonlight escapades …















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 >>/941807/
Funny how we gotten any pictures of cook ups at the hovel lately, Its funny how he slowly started zooming in on the food more and more instead of those moldy power points and piss coloured walls and nasty floor. Funny how he stopped posting all together.

< A windows 7 toshiba on a fucking milkcrate
< The absolute state







































.1/10
The new season is just a fat retarded guy who shat his pants screaming at the wall in multiple voices.
The romantic/sexual tension between the personas is the only reason to keep watching.
































THIS WEEK ON THE RETARD SHOW !!!!
More of the same, retarded man says same things again to self in desperate hope others will join in.

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 >>/941884/
> retarded man says same things again to self in desperate hope others will join in

Kek. If there was ever any doubt into this boards problem it is clearly presented here. Look at the timestamps. While Endchan was kill IGA just spent the past 3 months on 8kun.top ausneets literally baiting trolling and false flagging itself. Proof of incurable mental illness.




 >>/941888/
They should never have closed the mental institutions down. Now we have lots of people like this living in caravan parks and hostels etc and they just make society worse with everything they do.

 >>/941888/
Considering how bad he treats his case workers at the JSP imagine how he would treat health care professionals. At least the smarter docs would know exactly how to deal with that professional victim mentality....








I was a victim and was lured into an “office” claiming to be working on a “class action lawsuit” against Uber. They closed the door behind me and “raped” me in the “arsehole”. And then gave me a half star rating which was bad. Not the worst part but bad.












sweet and sour pork too hard.
After 30 minutes got stomach ache i can't sleep due to pain.. At 3am very bad went to toilet many times got loose bowel movement






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 >>/941916/
YouTube is great there is plenty of great content.  Just stay away from the shorts. Protip: just install a new browser or spool up a VM. Don’t login and just keep it to engineering, science and computer vids. Get a clean start and let  the YouTube algorithm work for you.  Plenty of quality comfy content out there. That’s what I do.












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Ahhhhh the serenity....and the chain smoking..... 

Some super Drunk cunt in a land cruiser was infront of me all way home. he was swerving all over the road. Sped up and slowed down a few times to fuck with him, God i wish he crashed but didnt.... 

Picked up some GYG spicy chicken burritos and saw old mate  on the way home for some totally legal commerce. 

Just got home and i am going to enjoy the haul from the record fair today they had at the local brewery. 

Dare i say it, but a pretty basado sunofday. 

END COMMUNICATION











































 >>/941972/
Drive fast, don't crash, make your money, make it last
Hang tight, kick back, prepare yourself for the attack-
Buy low, sell high, take your pills, tell your lies
Fake your tan, wear a tie
Go to the gym you'll never die
And that's the way to go
And that's the way to go, to go
Fake it baby, they won't even know!
You can make it
'Cause everybody knows that that's the way to go


< ummmm look it’s that contrarian wanker again…..







 >>/941978/
When I was in Brisbane I knew a ferry pilot who ran this small cross river route between bulimba and the valley who looked exactly like her. She was a musician too. Could sing and play the guitar not half bad. I would hang  out with her  on the down time between  crossings. Fucking gorgeous. Literally every drunk guy who hopped on her boat would proposition her.  She was a good girl. Wonder where she is now…


Give it 10 years and you will able to slap your VR laser projector googles on and ask AI to make you a racy version of Neighbors where you dealing them coke.



























Coles fucked my order up again that was supposed to come tomorrow, got a txt saying due to an error it was cancelled and everything has been placed back in the cart, placed order again for Friday, will see if I get it.









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