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 >>/943025/
Will do. Sorting out with the doctor the letters I need to send to uni. I fucked up uni before because of drugs and I don't want to do it a second time. I've been able to be sober for a year a time no problem, but I have underlying problems that I self medicate and it's not pretty.

 >>/943032/
There are different drivers for alcoholism but OCD is one of them, some people have a physical or ritualistic compulsion to drink, and you can probably see why alcoholism would generally result.

This isn't a general consideration, it's fairly specific to people with ocd or other compulsive pull factors. But because I don't know, I mention it.






 >>/943017/
> A euro frying shit in a demountable ? posting from a windows 7 toshiba on a fucking fucking milkrate ?

Not sure who you're talking about ? I air fry my shit in the didabled dunny while posting on an adbanced macbook on sn inflatable matress









 >>/943048/
well keep going. wanking only relieves an irritation and allows you a respite from the next urge wave. the longer you keep up your nofap, the longer between urges to look at pron. delete your pron and reset your brain.






No sex today but I did get period blood on my jeans. 
Ate charcoal chicken made by muslims then saw a movie in a theatre that smelled of piss. Almost got a handjob in the car but then some jeet came out and got into his tesla which had her spooked.














































Oldfags revert to irc, newfags revert to reddit. That's all 4chan is to them, unmoderated reddit.
The oldfag uses 20 different image boards at once, because it's like irc. The newfag isn't actually part of the community of any board, uses only containment boards, so is less a refugee and more a retard busting to take a shit.

 >>/943101/
zoomers go back to their discord boards. Oldfags have had boards fall over a dozen times and just go back to reading books and making ships-in-a-bottle. Its actually a disappointment when the boards come back online.

 >>/943102/
7 million 4tards, they have to go BACK TO REDDIT. Sharty crashed straight away, very few sites can even handle that volume of user traffic, for these retards 4chan was just an unmoderated reddit, now they have to GO BACK.





















 >>/943095/
I have also taken the posting the board elsewhere. Enjoy the influx of new posters. After all, nuro hearing about this place on sunrise led to him coming here, so why not get more high quality posters through exposure?
























Nuro do you think they are going to inject electronic microchips into us to track us?
> RFK Jr. Set to Launch Disease Registry Tracking Autistic People
>  >And he’s using private medical records to make it happen.
https://newrepublic.com/post/194245/rfk-jr-disease-registry-track-autistic-people


















Attempting a potentially dangerous operation, instructions provided turned out to be totally untrue, written by AI.

We have to make it a crime to make, store, or just AIslop before it causes a rapid breakdown of trust.

















Kenny loggin's song was originally titled 'highway to the nurozone', but had to be changed to the less cool dangerzone because he couldn't afford nuro's licensing fees.




























 >>/943203/
According to my calculation:
> Melbourne
Doable.
> Ersendon
Might be doable if I get up early enough.
> Frementail
No.
> Nuns
No
> Ade getting laid
Probably
> GWS
Doable
> Goldie
No.
> Carlton
I rather not.
> Hawthorn
Doable.





































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Installed the new graphics card (RTX 3070) but the new monitor i put in because I dont have a DP cable and had to use a weirdo DP to VGA cable, that one has a ganked native monitor resolution that I cant fix so its either missing the top and bottom ribbon or looks like a potato in a letter box. Got it for cheap so I suspect the previous owner had the same issue. Might get into the registry editor and have a crack tomorrow. 

gonna start watching Spartan with val kilmer tomorrow.


















































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Official account posts some gay article with a gay caption, holy kwab, even if they revive it, I don't really want to come back at this point, too cringe





Read the article. Isn't worth posting it, it's linked on 4chan's ex-twitter. tl;dr:
> 4chan is for kids
> 4chan is rassiss
> Elon Musk is rassis, twitter is 4chan
> AfD, Le Pen, and Putin is 4chan's fault
< t. got doxxed on 4chan
It is also exactly the type of article which would fire up a 4chan user who is losing hope his fav site is coming back. It suggests that 4chan is the birth place of ebin memes and it's powerful enough to influence global politics, Anonymous is strong, nevar forget.





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 >>/943287/
I think any serious 4chan user knows deep down if it never comes back its  probably for the best. Shills bots and NAFO ruined it all. There are other platforms to rebuild on. It would be nice if 16 was still around ...
 >>/943299/
THIS. i actually dont want it back


 >>/943290/
Based
 >>/943296/
oi watch it there mate, come on now, i own a bike shop, i own and ride many bikes, here is my road bike, i got a custom bike fit and new shoes
 >>/943297/
> lazy
no, its more fun going 50km/hr than 25
 >>/943298/
no its a 20kg motorbike you can ride anywhere and not make a sound so karens are powerless to complain












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did dis nigga just said that he owns a bike shop? Oh goodness I didn't realize, we are in the presence of royalty! How much was that eeeee bike btw, going 50 indeed sounds much more fun lol




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 >>/943318/
 >>/943319/
Proof ?
 >>/943320/
Heil Heil
 >>/943321/
You can have a job if you ever travel here, Stanners applied but is fucking such a useless cunt he cant even patch a tube so now he is just being an incredibly annoying stalker faggot

> How much 
Bought the ebike in 2020 for 6k 
SRAM AXS electronic shifting 1k
Hope Tech 4 Brakes and Rotors 1k
Cane Creek Shock 1.5k
RS silver 35 forks 600
Electronic Dropper post 1k
DT Swiss carbon wheelset 3k

Meh you do the math 

 >>/943322/
Fuck off faggot
 >>/943323/
Never had a cent of NDIS money faggot have a cursed day


 >>/943325/
> Bought the ebike in 2020 for 6k
> SRAM AXS electronic shifting 1k
> Hope Tech 4 Brakes and Rotors 1k
> Cane Creek Shock 1.5k
> RS silver 35 forks 600
> Electronic Dropper post 1k
> DT Swiss carbon wheelset 3k
What the fuck, I guess I will stick with mine iron horse, I can overthrow the government around here with that type of money









 >>/943330/
Exactly. The toilet bed looks fresh and clean. Not bad for emergency accommodation. Who knows what soiled mattress and yellow pillow Stanners blacks out on every night....

What has it been ? 4 years now and still no pictures of the hovel.... he is definately hiding something.

 >>/943332/
It cant last much longer








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Morning NEETs... could be having a nice conversation about 4chan or pepper pies but noooooo its just IGAy having an autistic shit fit

so fucking tired of this shit ......


















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Catching a bus through a bad home suburb and we just passed an old boong woman with no pants taking a piss at a bus stop.
Beer in one hand and screaming at the traffic.

 >>/943368/
Last time I saw someone with their pants down in public it was also a boong. Literary stumbling along the side of a main road in high traffic area. Taking one step, shitting the next. Repeat.





























 >>/943370/
He was taking his time, but it was also just dribbling out in spurts, truely a sight to behold. Pretty sure he was on his way to Dans around the corner. At least he was wearing shoes. No reason to deny entry. 
 >>/943376/
Accurate. They know if they fuck with me their weed and sniff dealers won’t get their stolen  bikes  fixed next time.
 >>/943378/
Where is the blood ? 
 >>/943380/
Just hang out at the level crossing next to the train station. Next time a train is leaving put your toe on the rail. 
 >>/943382/
It will grow back. You can trust all my medical advice. 
 >>/943394/
Inaccurate recollection of events as usual. It was one boong bitxh that was off her face  that hopped on my bike while I wasnt looking and  a white couple of homeless crackheads that came in to protect their cuz after I threw the boong off my bike and into the ground. Nothing was stolen, just a set of cheap wheels were folded and broken in the mele. An unfortunate event that was all my doing because I relaxed around a black. A friend felt bad and gifted me a real high end wheelset which opened up my eyes to high end road bike stuff and got me on my career path. So it worked out bretty gud.









 >>/943401/
you are unemployable and have no friends IRL and none here either, once your free government bucks run out when you finally get found out life is going to kick your ass so hard suicide is going to seem like bliss


I am unemployable and have no friends IRL and none here either, once my ndis rort runs out, finally get kicked out of the disabled dunny and find out life is going to kick my ass so hard suicide is going to seem like bliss










































Quentin Quints sneered down his long nose at the smoky room full of grubby drinking commoners.
He couldn't believe Jones had wanted to meet him in such a squalid place.



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 >>/943434/
accurate
 >>/943435/
All i want is a comfy place to bantz with frens and share memes, instead all we get is some crazy stalker constantly stealing flags and splitting hairs, over analysing every word of every post to sow discord while also bringing up old drama for absolutely no reason. I can leave for months but he is still here and is ready to have an autistic shit fit anytime he thinks a post is mine all to detriment and health of every other user of this site.  He contributes nothing yet Several #BOs have called it quits purely because of his existence here. He thinks he is untouchable, but there is an army of people of people willing Karma to strike him down.











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Thats got more to do with his distorted reality due to childhood trauma and poorfag fatherless upbringing. 

Its a massive coping mechanism being as un-relativistic as he is. He is unable to compare people based on their merits success and hard work. He is the kind of person to say the guy driving a Porsche has a shit car and is a retard while unemployed waiting at the bus stop.





























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Very good mashed potato on a bed of dried bacon, leek, onion, garlic, herbs, kidney BEANS.

Pairing for veal, which needs both the richness of the bacon/butter and the clean finish of leek. Both benefit from a white gravy.

Norf might prefer pork sausage and red wine jus, and then a small pot of regular gravy, and toast.






 >>/943495/
3.50 a mains serve, so 70c on plate.

The food cost and the satiety, you give them 250g of veal escalope in white gravy for $32. which is cheap these days. people will order it, first time they've ever eaten veal, and they won't be unhappy.

Or for norf, half a kilo of mash, three fat pork sausages, peas and Knor gravy. Still $32, but norf isn't poor, and he valued getting a 1960's sized plate














Fucking bored but I can't be bothered doing anything. I don't want to play any of the games that I know how to play, and I am too lazy to learn how to play a new game.



I like the clothes you wear Pete. I like the way you say my name. I like the way you hold me and convince me our lives will stay the same. *kisses Pete*.





























Someone tried to wake me up for the dawn service, I didn't even know Anzac day was today. 

Anzacs a good one unna but I don't know the day. Maybe Wednesday, maybe Saturday, last week was all fucked up so now I don't know.





 >>/943487/
yeah, I remember the good old days when I used to start the day with a double espresso and some dexies. And maybe an energy drink to give me the energy to make some coffee.

























 >>/943574/
You must feel perturbed. Here's you owning your own business, living the beach life in sunshine coast, driving around in a sick ass car, top of the line eeb, bad ass audio gear and music collection, getting buzzed on cognac and nangs and in peak physical form but getting nothing while he's living in a city shed jobless on the brink of kidney failure, smoking shards and obese yet regularly getting sum



 >>/943575/
It's disrespectful and a disgrace. It's already had funding cuts and everyone is sick of the over comercialisation of welcome ceremonies. This guy booing is just jumping on the bandwagon. Wouldve been more impressive 5+ years ago. Use the correct avenues and keep your mouth shut if you have nothing nice to say. Opinions dont need to alwaysbe expressed, and that isnt the right spot or time to express it.


















 >>/943575/
Were they talking about how important it was that we made all those sacrifices in war so current generations could know liberty before they arrested him for booing a politician?






















Does anyone actually give a flying fuck about anzac day?

Who is going to attend a dawn service only to leave it to be in a country full of stinking retarded pajeets where everything is illegal, pig cops are everywhere and you have no say in the direction of the country?

If the anzacs saw this shit they would be pissed off.



















Just rode past a couple hundred coppers in the city no helmet.  Forgot they were also a part Zacday. Had a small heat attack for a minute but then realised they were off duty and on the piss.










 >>/943637/
You can flush your shit with piss ! This is revolutionary and should win an eco award.  not really all the toilets in the Supermax where Tim McVeigh and the Unnabomber stayed were the same albeit made from stainless steel 














 >>/943661/
Umm no there are dedicated secure bike lockers the bigger question is why would you want to enter a Temple of sadness and broken dreams and play some cursed high stake senior citizen video games like some other NEEt here that will remain nameless.

 >>/943660/
I love this city around dusk the kinography is absolutely based. 

Made the wise choice of avoiding queen street mall and city hall. The last few visits have been filled with little Somali ghouls and boongs. Southbank where I am heading is now 90% brownoids all with prams filled with little replacements. The other 9% is Mainlander Chinkoids and they are almost civilised next to this other scourge…








Well, Ersendon got their arses handed to them. Shame since I already see them once playing practically I'm a fan.
Good job Magpies then.








 >>/943678/
he's probably explaining to that old chinese woman he was shagging from the bottle shop that the reason he can't get it up is due to alcoholism rather than her hideous goblinoid visage





Havent drank alcohol since coming back from my Vietnam trip. Craving booze this weekend.

https://xyz.net.au/2025/04/aussie-hero-defies-welcome-to-country-at-anzac-day-dawn-service/









































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Mum cooked a big ham up tonight. Making sliders with garlic butter, mustard, pepper cheese, tomacco and  mini bell peppers. 

Stanners take note this is what it’s like to be  LOVED


















 >>/943725/
Delicious meal.

They booed. And the elites lost their minds.

That’s what happened this morning, Anzac Day, in Melbourne, Australia—when everyday Australians finally broke their silence during a “Welcome to Country” at the Dawn Service. They’d had enough. Enough of being lectured. Enough of being treated like trespassers in the nation their fathers, brothers, and sons fought and died for. They spoke—not with banners or violence—but with a roar from the soul. A few boos, a few jeers, and suddenly the media and political class were foaming at the mouth.















 >>/943755/
a good ham sandwitch goes a long way

subway and even bakeries have ruined  the tradition with razor thin slices and fucktonnes of salad......reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

chunky ham, chunky bread, chunky cheese and tomato and mustard is all you need.






 >>/943764/
I'll tell you about it some time but tldr Australian men are bizarrely open emotionally, and so are given to respond flippantly, which causes great frustration and cultural misunderstanding online.


Glad I barricaded my windows today those old naked fat men came back again trying to break into my house, they gave up after an hour and raped some guy who was walking his dog down the street and now they're raping the dog.












































































I repaired the barricades on my windows and patched the holes in my front door, had to hose down the driveway and sidewalk from that dog and man who got raped last night.
A couple of the neighbour's houses got broken into and now they've got black eyes and are walking funny, it's their own fault for not taking home security more seriously.


























































This is beyond bad posting today maybe it's having a brain embolism.
Got two texts from Clives mate Harry he wants to charge double to fuck foreign students or something.



































Cruisey is currently running excel spread sheets 
Webber is at he gun range 
Possum is debating how much garlic bread to order 
NK is deciding if he wants to rape or be raped 
Monk is probably hitting some sweet poojeet snatch 
Tiffo is currently packing for operations 
Nuro is currently whizzing living his best life 
Nofun is currently debating what type of misso suits his latest culinary sensation 
Postie is currently iriding across  the flats in lake Eyre explicitly because they closed it off

And Stanners just spent 12 hours on a windows 7 Toshiba alone in a humid moldy hovel derailing every other post and making everyone’s experience here unbearable like a bad toothache… deep nerve pain that no one asked for. 

It’s time for an extraction. 
Imagine the satisfaction 
When it’s finally gone 
🤡




















 >>/943943/
Cunts here have the memory of a goldfish. Numbo was always the original antagoniser. The low testies couldn't handle someone utterly getting BTFO so they sided with the low test bad guy and made him their hero

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> after embarrassing Al following a mistake during an episode, Tim lets Al be the host of Tool Time for a day. It doesn't end well, and the two switch back to their normal roles.









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Oh God aren’t you a stoopid stoopid head.  Some how my parents Telstra  ip got flagged as Hong Kong  flag and here you are spooling up a VPN to steal an accidental flag because you are a such twitchy mental illl fucktard. How  much time and effort  did you spend on this  silly campaign.  Idiot fucker I am so glad i got you to waste your time.





















Made it home before dark and I could already see the rape gangs hiding in the bushes and under the bridges planning their attacks.
I couldn't even pay for petrol because the employee at the till was too busy getting raped by two customers, later I went to mcdonalds and at the drive through window some guy just ejaculated in my face and didn't give me any food.






















Zip
verb
gerund or present participle: zipping
1.
To flee on an eeb from angry parents after taking creepshots of their kids.
"Oi cunt, what the fark ya thinking ya doin?" *zips away*























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