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No sex today. She wasn't happy, but I woo'd her and she was smitten when I dropped her home. She also cleaned my toilet and made me watch as she washed off the shit splash stains under the seat - as if to make a point of discipline. She joined me while voting and I vocally explained my far-right politics in the middle of the line. I am 6 foot 4 inches tall. At the local primary school there was a guy with a disability, he had like 5 inch arms (Phocomelia) which was not particularly bothersome until his wife and child joined him in the line and, much to my surprise, the child had the same genetic abnormality. We need to infiltrate the NDIS and turn it into a eugenics program to prevent that, and to euthanise autistic people. 
Anyway I enjoyed the election coverage and subsequent cuckservative chimping on X dot com the everything app. I also tried GYG today for the first time and I have no idea what Nuro is raving about. That place is fucking dogshit served on a biodegradable platter. "Nigga heil Hitler" - Kanye West


















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GooD Morning NEETs

Had the TV turned off all night. Slept in thismorning. Just turned it on FUCK

Exactly as i expected. Only took a few liberal national voters to vote one nation and independent and BOOOM headshot ! Majority labour commie parliament with fucking 35% popular support. The absolute state.....










Remember that time the other night when shibs tried to have an opinion on hungarian pop music without consulting nuro first? I nearly fell out of my chair in shock. Fortunately nuro soon put him back in his place.




 >>/945133/
For those who supported lord voldemort name one way in which a liberal victory would've made australia a better place. Both parties want to watch australia burn. At least the ALP is handing out tendies while they burn it down.




 >>/945144/
Fuck this guy lol, nonces gtfo. agatha2 is a pathetic board and egirl orbiting is such a waste. Funny to laugh at with all the mentally ill stalkers but I do wish they'd change their ways and stop giving these women attention.
























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> Albo Victory
Stop it. Albo didn’t win. The Liberal National Lost an unlosable election.  Most likely the Malcolm Turnbull Faction still had some real power and finally killed Dutton faction. The. Blame lies on Dutton as leader but  there is much more to it. This  is  the final result of  Malcolm Turnbull  moving the party away from. It’s conservative right wing base. this loss was 10 years on the making.  Hopefully a real Alternative leader pops up on a new platform.












Vote for real communism, or get it against your will.
The pillow is to bite. You can enjoy the process or pretend it isnt happening.
We will not talk about it.









 >>/945179/
Scientific studies showing a 100% correlation between covid vax and adult onset downie syndrome were dismissed by prime minister cruisey as 'just a coincidence' when asked about them at his conference to announce all abc tv programs would be replaced by 24/7 woody allen movies.







 >>/945183/
Does 8chan have archives?
I still remember when the neet gen was just a thread in /aus/, I also remember fagneet and that cunt who was obsessed with women's arses.
Seemed like a minor inconvenience compared to the faggots who intentionally try to shit this place up and astroturf garbage.


 >>/945195/
Thanks for reminding me I need to buy more nangs. 

Also Stanley because you are so clued up can you describe to us what they feel like ? I mean you have tried them ? You aren’t just pretending to have an opinion on something you have zero world experience with ?










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That’s true. But still though look at those all those Burgers. After Obama and Biden it was totally over until the missed a BOOM HEADSHOT and it suddenly wasn’t. 

We Aussies are simply not trying hard enough.  Aussies have had it too good but also we have a weird tall poppy syndrome. Also the internal politics of this place has introduced me to several new absolutely toxic aspects of Aussie culture.  . 

Also MOON is out. Fuck yeah.




















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Good Evening NEEts 

At. KFC it seems there is a new Habenero sauce they are dripping on shit. I was tempted but was able to ask Siri to dial up the Gregg’s video in record time.  He said it was actually hot as fuck and was on the fence about it. Thanks Greggo. Just got the Boneless dinner meal instead. 

Garn eat popcorn chucken and chainsmoke on the highway home. It’s about to pour down. Safe Travels NEETs.



























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J River Media Centre with Dark Cards Skin. Its a beast. Its so good i bought a cross platform license for it. 

You can download the free version and give it a go. If you like it i can give you crack for it.

If you are going to go all stallman and by free you FREEEEEE. Then probably FOOBAR 2k












 >>/945274/
Its fReeeeee-er than J River anyway. Jriver is just so powerful. Handles my 7TB library of all types of samplerates and codecs flawlessly. Best part is its on linux windows and mac


I printed out photos of my dick and put them in all my neighbour's letterboxes with my address written on the back.
Only a matter of time until the fun starts.


















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> A man was seen smoking the drug on the 58 tram line headed to West Coburg, an inner Melbourne suburb, at 5.15pm last Thursday
It's always Melbourne.











 >>/945303/
Absolutely horseshit. Zambrero's menu is confusing as fuck. None of their shit is spicy. There are two two types of Burrito places. GyG has char grilled chicken and dry rice with spicy sauce. Zambrero is just subway tier chicken, wet rice and heaps of sour cream and salad and bullshit fillers like corn.

I know you are just trolling but the only good thing about Zambrero is literally all the girls working there are white and premium jailbait.








 >>/945313/
Is there any Mexican in Hungary ? i doubt it. Its pretty new even for australia...

You probably dont need it since everything is just gypsie roma tier  doner kebab shops ?

Also do you have PLOV ? i was hearing about PLOV the other day.... its meant to be everywhere.... if you dont know PLOV is basically the Fried rice i used to make when i was a broke ass NEET.



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 >>/945314/
Now that's an idea.

 >>/945315/
I suppose we have but I realized Hungarian cuisine is quiet close to Hungarian. Beef with paprika, often beans...
> plov
We call it rice n meat... there are variations.

 >>/945317/
Hungarian "fast food" - and they do it in the West too - is often lángos. It's bread dough fried in oil/lard, onion-garlic-oil spread, with salt, sour cream and grated cheese. Well all the toppings are optional and essentially can add whatever, but these are the ones can be found at food stands and what people make at home. Never seen anyone adding salami slices for example.





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Wouldn't. It's already fried and as it bubbles, and while some of the dough remains soft, where it thins out it can be crunchy. I don't think baking it further would do it any good.
The toppings is always "raw".







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Just ordered Aurora, What Happened To The Heart? vinyl, the few places online in Australia that had it  wanted over $100 for it, not that I like amazon.com but it was only $58 through them (free postage) why bother with Australian stores.








Truly horrible job today, clean out a water tank. millions of spider things, most of which were dead, 
Also a bunch of frogs, which got stuck, and putrid algea, and a dead bird.









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Apparently they were dragonfly larvea, which go through phases of beetle, spider thing, praying mantis. but it was dark in the tank and with a head torch all I saw was a mass of writhing insects.







Is this the infamous "dog shit beach"?

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/residents-voice-outrage-over-sunshine-coast-councils-controversial-proposal-to-ban-offleash-dogs-from-popular-beach/news-story/0490bc43a57a22fa89c7d27427235d74





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 >>/945354/
accurate although the article was written by a women and appealing to emotions and is light on facts. They arent banning dogs. They are banning off leash on the southern end of the creek to the surf club, dogs can still be off leash on the northern end

TLDR Stanley can still go there and wallow in dogshit. 

 >>/945357/
Russia and UKraine will sign a peace deal before that happens 

 >>/945358/
ayyyyyoooooo ! Sizzlin' Stanners !

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https://www.sunshinecoastnews.com.au/2025/05/02/thousands-push-to-keep-beach-off-leash-for-dogs/

hmmmmm also looks like ted just kept his seat. Lucky i voted for him























































































> The population of mountain pygmy possums in Kosciuszko National Park is making a comeback
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05-07/mountain-pygmy-possum-kosciuszko-national-park-/105257852
So thats why he no longer posts here, he has been away making babby possums.









































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Hondo was kino and the CGI was based. So many horses and the stunts looked like they actually hurt. 4/5 animals that were actually harmed making this moofie.















> Payne on ABC's gruen
> Immediately aligns AI use with "a mere problem with anonymity"

This is how I know the 4chan hack was done by the government. They SEETHE at our existence and have been trying to fuck up anonymity for decades now. 
It leverages criticism of the state. Fuck Australia.

In fact, watch as they align independence of the person as "an extremist stance" against the public. You are no longer are allowed to be an individual. It threatens the hive state.
















A team of teenagers with attitude are recruited to save Angel Grove from the evil witch, Rita Repulsa, and later, Lord Zedd, Emperor of all he sees, and their horde of monsters.












Coming back from Dans I went past the local tafe, must have been end of a class as there were people everywhere walking out, all Pajeets.








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Deep Rising was a good moofie and the non-whites dont feature in the ending which made it good. so it was good for hollywood circa 1998, the good old days. 3/5 infinite ammos






























































Schools teach 'prestige' languages over most spoken, professor says

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 >>/945698/
Thanks what are we up to ? What’s for din dins. Had too much KFC lately. Looking like it’s a Lamb roast night. Woolies was out of my favourite shoulder cut. Let’s see how this other one fairs.



















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$130 of groceries, still feel like I got nothing.
3X singapore noodles
1x pork noodles
2X chicken migoreng
4X chicken soup
3X potato bacon salad
2X chilli nachos
2X tuna ramen
2x mapu tofu
2X chicken tandoor rolls
2X bacon rolls

It's still 23 $5 meals. but nothing is coming in under $5. probably not enough BEANS. no BEANS in fact.













































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I am so sorry but 
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 >>/945880/
I know rite. Abject gutter tier posting by some low energy individuals and the mimic. 

Lord Nuro Has arrived the posting is about to get several orders of magnitude better. Just jamming to Royksopp live set.  https://youtube.com/watch?v=g1xoRFCSLNQ

Slowly easing into it, no caffeine or dexies today, spent litterally all day sleeping. Smoked some rosin last night. Havent touched weed for a month. That rosin put me into a deep coma.











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also can we just all agree that anybody who steals this random flag i picked is looking for trouble and should be instantly banned ? we all know it will make the night better



























































































































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 >>/946049/
one of the survivors said their meals were already prepared on grey plates and were insisted to eat earlier while she came back later an ate off an orange plate. Also she ran away from hospital to avoid a stomach flush and other life saving treatment.

 >>/946050/
she lived a comfy life after divorse raping her hubby after becoming fat and tried to poison her parents in law to get more dollary doos 

 >>/946054/
 >>/946056/
heaps of circumstantial evidence, turns out women arent even competent at premeditated murder even in the the one place they belong...







She should have admitted to picking and dehydrating the mushrooms but said she didn't know they were poisonous. It was all an accident.
She would have had to eat some herself but much less than the others. Just enough to get sick.


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 >>/946061/
the ER doctors called the police to find her after she bolted from the hospital, which put much more scrutiny and investigative hours on her right from the get go

if she got sick, chilled and played the woman card she could have walked with a suspended sentence for involuntary manslaughter, but now she should be getting the gas chamber (but she wont)


 >>/946068/
> the perfect crime
So long as she didn't leave the trail of text messages documenting her inventing having cancer in order to get them over for lunch etc.
And she would have needed to be smart with google searches etc, going back months before the crime.
In practice it would have been too much for her. Big fat bitch with a personality disorder.
But a different type of person would have been able to do it.


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 >>/946068/
https://www.sunshinecoastnews.com.au/2025/05/07/sandstorm-beach-blitz-nets-over-270-fines/

> A 19-year-old Wynnum West man, a P-plater, was issued five TINs totalling $6400 and 16 demerit points after allegedly being detected driving a defective vehicle under the influence of alcohol while he and two passengers were not wearing seatbelts.


 >>/946065/
she didnt have any data about how much was fatal, she never tested them it was a shot in the dark. 
 >>/946067/
she went to the hospital a full day later, but a day later than when? 
dunno about the motive which is abstract and likely to put her in jail, its a low IQ ploy which fits but why try to kill 4 people and not even the obviousl target?
 >>/946069/
lying about having cancer is a bit psychopathic.

 >>/946069/
> So long as she didn't leave the trail of text messages documenting her inventing having cancer in order to get them over for lunch etc.

First time i heard that one. Bitch is cooked.



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 >>/946075/
Second bottle of champas in. Hating on the weather today, angry even, so not going that hard, still high from last night so doubt i will finish the second bottle. 

Not my style but going to hit some rosin in a bit. Considering i havent smoked for weeks i am expecting to lose a chromosome and go full down syndrome for a while =....






 >>/946077/
Is you shitting me, I can't into that, lost job  bc alc. New job show up drunk for training, lrn when to drink, still drunk. Still shakes.still pukes. Still fucked. How to control. Sneak shots at work? Just down coffee?




















La Dreadnaught has come loose in the wind and is threatening to cut thru the insulation on the wires from the pole to the house. I may have to remove it because I like to have electricity more than I hate to have possums in my roof. It was actually stopping them, I know that because I heard one jump down onto the porch with a massive crash when he couldnt get from the wires to the roof. Emergency house maintainance day. Fugg.

 >>/946104/
I told you at the time you shouldn't have messed with those wires. You are lucky you did not have bigger problems.
The way to keep the possums out of the roof is to block up the entry holes.

La dreadnought is back on the bench
I did a good job smoothing the hole where it touched the insulated cables so I dont think it was much at risk of cutting thru the wires as it slid up and down the line. I had it on a piece of plastic conduit but it broke free of that. Dunno about putting it back. might just chuck it under the house and hope the possums dont get back on the roof. I blocked up most of the holes where they get in but they are sneaky and determined.



























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