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NEETs I can confirm that there is a secret board which some NEETs moved to when endchan originally went down.

Since endchan returned I have been trying to convince them to return here but the consensus seems to be that they do not want to come back since the two satans who infect this board here have made it unusable.

Therefore it has been decided that we will try and migrate the NEETs of quality who remain here over to the secret board. We will have to do this in a way that makes sure that the two satans can't infiltrate.

IGA/Stanley and Nuro are not welcome at the secret board. Tiffin you would be welcome but you can't be trusted not to tell Nuro. I'm sorry.

To the NEETs of quality who wish to come please standby while we devise a way of screening you before giving you the address. It has not been worked out yet but we miss you and want you with us again.
























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So the original gangster "hardcore" NEETs literally have their own safespace now ? 

Honestly good for them, no one new is ever going to find it. The 3 of them might as well just have a private mailing group. If they arent interested in posting here, for the love of god just kill this place. End it. Do it now. Its Stanley's only social interaction and will hit his mental health more than anything. Just deserts for Dementing a group of strangers out of sheer boredom for 5 years.....


 >>/946164/
> or the love of god just kill this place
I agree, BO should just lock this board and then if anyone new wants to they can start another neet board, I for one have no desire to go to the hidden board only been posting with them since 2017 or maybe a year earlier and they didn't give a shit about us so fuck them,


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 >>/946166/
Opinion Thirded.

BO please lock the board right now. Its run its course. There is nothing that can be salvaged. Lets just leave the original NEETs in peace. Its now just IGA playing with himself and you moderating over him. 

Letting /ausneets/ function beyond this point in time is just letting Stanners win. No one will cry when its gone.


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 >>/946169/
You sure are dumb arent you ? IGA was false flagging and arguing with himself for two months on 8kun while endchan was down. Dont believe me ? here is a screenshot. He created two other Nuro related worship boards here too. The mental illness is real and i am actually concerned for Nuro's safety. Also seriously fuck you BO for siding with this whackjob.










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 >>/946174/
I honestly hope you guys are happy there, yes i have made enemies here but the fact remains me and tiffo warned you about IGA being the primary source of everyones discontent here and no serious effort was made to eradicate him. Instead many ex BO's had a policy of live and let live largely because of the shitty admin tools to deal with it.

Here we finally are. You have had to make a sekret space to finally get rid of him. At least i feel somewhat justified in the end and can safely say "told ya"

 now please nuke this place and get it over with 





















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 >>/946186/
I wanted to see the Neil Blomkampf reboot of starship troopers. I heard it had Die Antwoord starring in it like in Chappie which was also cool. It would have been a better bet than this no name director although third sequels are usually pretty good. You should have listened to me Shibs, now we all gotta take this wild risk on your picks again.








Hello funny speaking boys, what are the stereotypes about the rightful owners of your land (and I do not mean kangaroos), the mighty Aboriginals?

Is it ever referred to in your average aussie family? Among normie friends?

kind regards,
François



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having a sekret board that stanners cant find is a good workaround for the limitations of permabanning the toad on /ausneets/ but cutting Nuro out just because you dont like him makes it gay as every other clique you were too weird to be inside. 

But, yeah, smooth move like Metamucil, I ditch my mate  and I get let in. 

No.
















































 >>/946129/
If we invite tiffo he'll tell nuro. Once nuro is there he'll make posts here showing his access to the secret board to taunt iga. Due to his sloppy opsec one of the shots will show the url of the board and then iga will be there too, and they'll ruin it by spamming it with posts accusing each other of ruining it.







 >>/946269/
Mushroom sauce and i added heaps of pepper. You know what else is unsettling ? your perception

 >>/946270/
it was amazing feed we were very impressed. the $19 special was advertised as 250gm but that cut felt much larger. I am going to grab some workmates and go there more often. Amazing value and real food considering a kebab with mystery meat is only a 2 dollar difference. 

Also tommy was telling me he filled up his car in Brisbane and paid $1.50 for petty. Thats unheard off. I never thought we would see that again. Thank you President Trump.





 >>/946251/
There are small towns and villages in the hilly areas, and snow, ice and wind can make things dangerous. They don't just makes driving more difficult, but they break branches, fell trees, cut electric cables. Wildlife too can cause problem, occasionally I hear about deer running across roads in front of cars for some reason I don't really get this, deer isn't chicken just to run across.

 >>/946256/
She looks hideous now.

 >>/946266/
That looks good.









































I bang all heights of women, except midgets, which is probably like under 4'11. I don't bang fat or skinny women, I like a medium woman, with big tits and ass. I don't bang huge-footed women, I like small feet, size 9 max. I don't bang women that are hairy or smelly. I could probably bang any race of woman too, but I don't like too dark skin or too pale skin. The darkest I banged was Ethiopian with caramel colored skin, she had a great ass and tits, and small feet, size 5. The palest women I've banged was an Irish Catholic school girl with nice tits and meh feet but a pretty pussy. I don't like Asians with certain looks because they tend to have hairy pussies, but other than that I like to bang Asians. There are certain pussy types I don't like. And weird looking buttholes are a dealbreaker for me desu senpai. I especially don't like those pussies that are very meaty such that they come out and grab your dick like tentacles. Those pussy types are weird. The ones that look like baby vaginas are weird too. Loose pussy holes are a turn off for me, as it usually indicates that she is a whore. In terms of nipples I like up to pepperoni size with a nice length that's fun to suck on and rub on. I am an enjoyer of sex with many varieties of women like these in the video. I'm a skilled rapist, one of the best.









































































Schitzo attacked colleague at the wage, police didn't give a fuck. Mong dropped something on himself and it had to get written up. Guy clocked in drunk and was found asleep, nobody woke him up. 
Manager was in head office under fraud investigation, probably guilty. Bus smelled strongly of urine. 

Wage is not worth it.





























 >>/946398/
You need a better herder co. Hope manager gets fucked. I had commission fraud call me a couple weeks ago. I told them to make examples of them all. Fucking scum ripping off tax payers and the most vulnerable in our society. A just world would give them the disabilities of who they rip off.



















































































I think it's not a bad movie, very enjoyable. While the set is a bit cheap and the computer animations are crappy the story is solid. The classic news interludes are fun, and its a return to the first movie's style - if I remember correctly, the 2nd did not have those.





















































Found it.
https://www.opendemocracy.net/en/countering-radical-right/endchan-narratives-chanosphere/
> Endchan seems to be the best platform to host apocalyptic narrative themes. It naturally attracts doomsayers by offering a hyperbolic ‘end of the universe’ space.

 >>/946567/
no I got it. some lefty propo site. I never go on /pol/ here and bet that no one else does either. All this shit about endchan being doomer turf pushing naxi naxi naxi 24/7 but that describes zzzchan a lot better. 

still think you should yeet the anime and e-simp boards dispite the contradictions they hold for any researcher looking for a antifa punching bag, they stink up the place.






















































 >>/946617/
I've hard time eating innards, I know people who consider them delicacy. The most I can deal with is liver, but only in two forms. Pig liver schnitzel with copious amount of freedom fries, and chicken liver fried with onions and peas - with copious amount of freedom fries, although can eat it as some kind of sandwich too.
Liver paté is nice tho. If it's spiced right. Some are dog food tier.

 >>/946618/
Seems like a small portion.




































































Any NEET who wishes to join us on the hidden board should go to womboflix and make themselves known in the chat. Someone will contact you there and begin the screening. It may not be instant. Just keep checking. You may need to be patient.

https://cytu.be/r/womboflix#
























I thought the bread would come out munted because the last packet of yeast from the box was probably defective. This loaf is about 50% what I would expect. Probably gonna keep using the box and put two packets in next time. Probably gonna get some magic porridge pot hillarious disaster. Thats an Enid Blyton reference there for all the autistic NEETs.


























































































































































































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Reminder to NEETs that there is some old school moofie on endcorner tonight at around 7PM. Shibs is putting it on specially for some image board culture anniversary IDK. 

You better show up and act like its the best shit since tendies were invented or shibs is gonna question his life decisions to run this board for (You) ungrateful degenerates.


































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Lamb roghan Josh. A real one. 
Not a Hindu mutton curry with tomato, not a norf gravy.

Caramelised onions and seared, slow cook lamb with kahmiri apple, caraway and saffron pulao.
The red colour comes only from kashmiri red chilli. It's finished with a green cardamom and fennel oil. There is no tomato, garlic or green chilli.




 >>/946941/
I can do birkaporkolt but it would start another Balkands war because I'd use harissa instead of tomato, spiced salo to brown the lamb, a french glaze with a jus and finish it with caraway/majoram oil. But then also pickles, of which I made another kilo tonight.

Don't like cajoram in the Jus, it oxidises, and caroway goes bitter in the stew, so they go in a finishing oil.



































 >>/946940/
Relax. IGAy is just on his cringe sex troll arc. Like Julian Lennon had his experimental beatnik poet phase before he mercifully got a bullet to the head.  
Yu reckon its only this board he's trolling? He'd have plenty of normal people he's intolerable to. Nice normal people who have mates in the hells angels.

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 >>/946905/
This dutch moofie is almost Noir kino. The second one in the trilogy has got this danish actor who really steals the show. Dude has a very characteristic face and does the character role like a boss. Really happy I sat thru this much because it's great, really really great. Watching little bits at a time is the go, like breaking bad but without needing to fast forward the foid story arcs.

















 >>/946986/
Well per standard Saturday night operating procedures  got nicely hammered drinking and jamming  on the synths and drum machine. Had so much fun I had trouble getting to sleep. 

Anyhow I know a new mechanic moved in lately who  has a bunch of Japanese drift cars all with LS engine swaps . I just heard  his girlfriend who also drifts  basicallly packed up and left him. 

Anyways I got woken up at 2am by some one ripping skids after streets  over.  I knew the engine sound and he was pissed. He wasn’t just having a sneaky late night  session. He was there for 20 minutes popping tires. 

I put some jeans and jacket on and  walked outside to have ciggie and see if I could see anything. Found my self out on the street and found a pretty decent spliff in  my jacket  pocket I had forgotten about  sparked it up without thinking. Next thing I knew  some cops in 4wd with the liights off  rocks up and stops next to me. Fucking lol. Here I am  at 2am smoking weed  and cops start asking me questions. I was so fucked up I could t hear what they were saying. I think one of them knew me. 

I just said I got woken up by the tires shredding. They asked where it was and I just pointed. They asked if I knew who it was or the car and I just shrugged. I just said they just popped a tire and weren’t going where anytime soon. They rolled off and then it hit me. Holy fucking shit I was just smoking drugs  infront of them . Sirens went on a few minutes later.  If that happpened  anywhere else that would have gone extremely badly. 

Wew…..










Hey NEETs I just got back from lock up, had a shocking couple of days when the lady stole my money and left me, probably for this bike mechanic two streets over...

went down to dans and spend my last pineapples on JD and got so wasted, i got in the work car and went to the closest quiet back street and did a burn out and popped the back tyre. I was just changing it over and was gonna go right back home because I realize i was being stupid and four cops show up and beat the shit out of me and put me in the paddy wagon. I dont know how they found me because we are on the highway and cunts from out of town do burn outs here all the  time. I'm sure some bastard dobbed me in. Now I'm gonna lose my license and my job because i'm a mechanic plus i to two black eyes and a fucked back from when the pigs slammed me in the wagon. 

Just when I thought my life couldnt get worse i have hassles with the cops when i wasnt doing anything bad, really. just wish cunts would keep their mouth shut sometimes. I didnt deserve to be dobbed in. 

woe




















 >>/946993/
On the Small Island they love to ban things due to all the knife attacks. They do regulate gardening tools as well.
Problem is the overwhelming majority of the knife attacks happen with kitchen knives. Like 80% or so. These with box cutters and chisels cover about 98% of all attacks. Not even pocket knives.
So a machete attack is like once in a blue moon considering, but that potentially could make the news, so the MPs regulate these.
Can't really ban kitchen knives. Tho wouldn't make a difference for England's cuisine.











































 >>/947067/
i went to a shish kebob party with some chinks, i brought some steaks but they looked at me funny and skewered up a big bag of chicken hearts and squid, then they cooked it over a charcoal braizier. They put away about a kilo of chicken hearts each and I had some squid kebobs. I went home and felt sick as fuck. true story.

























































































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