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I had a strange dream, I was relaxing on my balcony when I saw a spider with a gigantic body the size of a hand with extremely slender legs. In my dream, I fell back asleep on my balcony sofa, and when I woke up, these spiders multiplied began to crawl all over me. What does this mean, Nuro?





















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Gday NEEPs. 

What a weird fucking weather.  It was cooling down then out of nowhere it’s 27 degrees and 80% humidity. Been sweating balls, uncomfortable as fuck.  Also heard the weather is fucked for my Birthday this weekend. Woe. Chinks are definately hitting us with some weather weapon.

 >>/947179/
Oh certainly. Take punchbowl for example. Any housing commission area. Even where I live used to be rough in the 70s much less so now  everyone has become faggots all the kids are online instead of bashing  Lebs (Lebanese  the first real problem we had with diversity ) in the 90s


 >>/947183/
funny you mention that, i remember "lebbos" being a slur that came from australia way before i knew anything about lebanon. now i feel sorry for them for being an old time christian nation that has the missfortune of bordering israel smh

 >>/947185/
It was a real eye opener. In the 90s my school was 95% white and first real wave of diversity was Lebanese. They all got held back a grade or two. I had never seen a more caveman like group of warlike thugs. They all formed Gangs and were a problem in school and after school at the mall (bus interchange. 

I have this fond memory of one Q-Build electrical contractor installing all that Lan cable in 97 getting our school ready for the wonderfull interwebs. This fucking cromagnonblooking cunt called Abdul tried a steal a big real of cable from his truck at the end of school. Dude asked him nicely to stop.  Abdul kept grabbing cable. Dude grabbed the box of cable and Abdul took a swing at the contractor. He loosely connected. Then the contractor fucking King hit the Leb. Connected. Dropped the sand nigger straight to ground. 

Arab got expelled again and the contractor got off free due to everyone seeing it and hating the cunt. That was so so satisfying.


















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Was watching the weather all day just writing my journal in front of the fire. Got a bit of no-shirt sun before the rain came in from the south. Threw a couple big logs on and went up the bush, just got back before the darg, came out of the treeline as the neighbours are getting back home from elsewhere. They know me now. They seen me enough times in my flektarn and LBE, hulking and wet. Getting closer to the big war everyone is talking about but I'll be okay, up there in the deepest gully I found.


 >>/947186/
My school was so white that the kid with the dutch parents who unwisely didnt anglicize his first name got ripped on for being a wog. I mean who the fuck is he to have spiced gingerbread bikkies for morning tea!?














 >>/947207/
Pretty good moofie and christian bale is showing his talent for playing stone cold psychos. Sadly he doesnt prevail and I am sad because he doesnt get to waste more cholos in style. 3 out of 5 double taps to the chest.


















 >>/947231/
Have to steel yourself, dude. If you feel the humiliation and embarrassment washing over you, then imagine it just doing that. Like water it might surround you, but will flow off you, it can't soak you through. You can stand in the rain and ignore how the drops run down your skin, and how the wet clothing cold at your skin, you can ignore humiliation too, and go through the situation calm.
Later you might feel like burning by it, but then you are alone in your room and doesn't matter anyway.
Frankly you can practice it with the rain as well.






Oh, you think humiliation is your ally. But you merely adopted the shame; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the cope until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

















 >>/947260/
> the days of getting them for 3 dollars is long since gone
For the choccies and many other things. Future generations will not believe us when we tell them what the prices used to be.




















































 >>/947274/
I am again worried about my survival, the potential for homelessness, waiting around for my cenno payment to land. The disgrace of it all. 
Should just rope, its more dignified

Kilo of BEAN cooked, second kilo rehydrating.
Five kilo of BEAN chilli made, chook butchered, stock made. Refried BEAN made, 

That leaves Singapore noodles, beef kebab, tandoori chicken burgers, mix stir fry, another noodles, Korean fried chicken, riced potatoes and bacon, and breky burgers this week. 

Forgot the milk.













I have to buy a new suit jacket. My uncles funeral is next week. 
He managed to kill himself in hospital by getting a plastic bag over his head. Hard cunt; death before dishonour.












 >>/947238/
You know this would be great advice but i was humiliated so much in my childhood that its basically etched into my soul. Humiliation is one of my greatest fears.
Thankfully i was not humiliated today.






 >>/947343/
No i have a kerrig coffee machine now

I buy organic coffee pods from aldi and fill the tank with pureau, i press the single shot button and put an icecube in it and i am good to go






















The grapes I bought at Woolies aren't sweet. I should have tasted one before putting them in the trolley but I don't have the courage. I was always taught it was stealing.






















 >>/947390/
if your neighbourhood hasnt been gentrified into jeet boxes then there should be legacy fruit trees in back yards. Just keep your eyes open and hit the owners up. Fruit is out of fashion so they will be happy to get rid of a couple kilos for little or nothing. Those trees are out there and screaming pick me, pick me








 >>/947398/
I still suggest to seek out wine grapes. These need to be sweet for alcohol comes from the sugar. From consuming standpoint perhaps they only differ in acidity.
Tho the only time one can get some is harvest season. Even if you produce them yourself...















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last one of that batch. Gonna go get some olives and do it again. 

Had a big day and only just stopped, lots of exercise in the morning and did a sun bake after my cold bath. Fuelled and cleaned the falcon for my olive run. Thinking about all the good things coming to me, just for surviving these obvious end of days.  I love it here, I love my falcon and I love friday night pixxa.








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Tandoori plate, a full one.
Bun toasted in chicken oil, smoked Marylands, couscous, charred veg.
Not pictured, mint salad, meze pickles, red sauce.
There's a whole story about the red sauce, another time.











































The clique about women breaking nails is unfair. 
Just broke my nail, fucking hurts. Women have every right to be shitty. Half my finger is black. Not as bad as hitting your finger with a hammer, but somehow breaking a nail hurts for longer. Niggardly injury.

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Good Evening NEETs

Weather is cold wet and blowy, would normally stay at home and crank the subdoofer. Unfortunately ran out of Booze because the last few times i have been to Dans there has been a run on the cartons of champas icra, seems everyone loves it. Bought some Conjac  for my Bday. Chilling in the temperate zone. Inverter cranking, oxy down the hatch, shielded from all the shit weather. Taking an old fashion deep dive into soundcloud. I dont do it very often as i hate the smartphone app so god damn much a trash filled add driven mess, cant beat the desktop expaerience. 128kbps SBC over bluetooth vibrating the 4 X 6 inch hyundai speakers in a gentle midfi extavaganza. Might get around to upgrading the van speakers one day but seriously use it just for news casts 95% of time. Also its the lord of based bday tomorrow. Not making a big deal out of it. Weather cancelled all my plans. Brisbane trip has been cancelled.

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Good Evening NEETs

Weather is cold wet and blowy, would normally stay at home and crank the subdoofer. Unfortunately ran out of Booze because the last few times i have been to Dans there has been a run on the cartons of champas icra, seems everyone loves it. Bought some Conjac  for my Bday. Chilling in the temperate zone. Inverter cranking, oxy down the hatch, shielded from all the shit weather. Taking an old fashion deep dive into soundcloud. I dont do it very often as i hate the smartphone app so god damn much a trash filled add driven mess, cant beat the desktop expaerience. 128kbps SBC over bluetooth vibrating the 4 X 6 inch hyundai speakers in a gentle midfi extavaganza. Might get around to upgrading the van speakers one day but seriously use it just for news casts 95% of time. Also its the lord of based bday tomorrow. Not making a big deal out of it. Weather cancelled all my plans. Brisbane trip has been cancelled.
























Picked up a kilo of Ashgrove Aged Rubicon Red, a kilo of their parmesan and half a liter of cream for $16. The Red is rendolent and super strong but an amazing flavor. Probably going to get hallucinogenic dreams if I eat too much tho so it may or may not be worth it. I see exotic cheese blends on my burger cook ups in the future.















































Strange day of witnessing bodily failure of normies. They accuse other people of being disabled but it's a joke. Their society is a wheelchair. 
Most normies wouldn't make it through a kids obstacle course and a peanut butter sandwich.


























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Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning"" was the best moofie I have ever seen, It is even better than Top Gun II'' and surely Tom Cruise's finest artistic endevor to date, seeing that he stars, produces and does all his own stunts. M.I:Final has detectible similarities with Wagner's Oeuvre, the operatic play of the plot is breath taking. Each character in the panoply, used by Cruise to perfection, to drive the tale forward, and sideways and places in my heart that I was unprepared for. Brilliant setting, stunts and casting. I thought the black femoid prezident so, so compelling as an almost comedic counterfoil to Cruise's angst and drama of action. I would dare to criticise the film for not putting in any gender fluid actors, but seeing jesse smollet again made up for it. Tom Cruise is basically as culturally significant as a great architectural movement at this stage. 

Five out of Five seconds left on the plutonium bomb






























































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Microwaved 4 n 20 redrooster chicken gravy pie going down the hatch, reheated and served on a piece of cardboard to save on any washing up.





20 acquired post-funeral. Looked like a fat mong in my ill-fitting suit. No one knew me. Praising the King of the clan in life and in death. Heil our people.





 >>/947639/
Didn't get the sharehouse. Still no full-time job so no hope at rentals. Got about 6 weeks to figure it out or I'm either back to mummybots or taking the back seats out of the hatchback. Death to Indians











Feral cunts showing up to a funeral in jeans and runners. Traffic doesn't stop for the hearse anymore. Tobin Brothers branding at your lifes remembrance. The disgrace of it all, decline around every corner. The cognitive dissonance is too much to bear for me. I hate everything I hate myself



 >>/947645/
Making Australians out of them counts?
I listened some of a Hungarian video, dude was talking about Australia, how leading economy and such, but then he started to list the problems, and said Australian economy can only grow due to the insane immigration rates, otherwise it would be a stagnant economy.
Also talked about the housing crisis, struggling businesses and such.








can u put a plate into a air fryer or do you need to put your tendies into the wire basket or something? that'd make it hard to clean, something that a turbo oven doesnt have because you can put the whole plate in and then eat off  the plate and then wash it.























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Good evening NEETs 

Not too sure if I am coming down with a cold or if I  just permanently fucked my noggerino matrix receptorinos  from the  massive acid trip I had on the weekend…

















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 >>/947687/
kebab is for tonight obviously because i used up all the frozen food in my freexer over the weekend, sushi is emergency breakfast for the next few days, objectice is to eat it very early before consuming the deximatsosis

 >>/947688/
 >>/947689/
shit meme die, not just a little bit but die

 >>/947690/
had to worksome more to make up lost time, enjoying that bab right now, not bad at all, it helps being a regular

 >>/947693/
hey buddy ill get back on the side band later

 >>/947695/
its called a wide angle lense 

 >>/947696/
serious question can you get any other stims ? the problem with meth is you need twice the cost of meth in other drugs to smoothly come down, if you have valium and opiates and weed on tap go for it, it not you are just hurting yourself (and the dry skin on your dick)

 >>/947701/
no its just a cold and the acid, suprised no one asked about it TBPH









Bad home building site. 
Men in trackies stained in shit just languishing around, council order chain link, feral dogs, shanty buildings, children unwashed and unattended.DHS timed a visit while I was there to use me as security. 

Fixed a car and a roof, and turned someone's water back on. Just because. Left McDonald's vouchers, scrunched them up a bit, dipped them in tea. Fed dogs. Bad home man was starving them as punishment and telling everyone else he'd fed them. Whole place reeked.















Fixed the suspension problem on the falcon today. Also went into repco to get a filter and oil. Some modern fashion foid served me and I was accidentally rude and retarded in my orders. She let me know by being surly and upon the new detente becoming apparent, I adjusted my demenor and we got through okay. Now I cant go back there because it will trigger flash backs and I really need a new car jack they had on special. These shops ought to allow direct messaging to the employees so these awkward situations could be resolved after the fact, or something.

















 >>/947734/
Still laffing at how utterly retarded Mission Impossible was. It was a high noise ballet of preposterous woke jingoism interspersed with no-point stunts and plot jags enough to send the retards who paid to sit thru this turkey into a schizophrenic lather. 
WHAT
THE
FUCK?












Went back to repco to get a ten ton bottle jack. Didnt see the foid but planned to apologise if I saw her again. Got beeped at by two cars on the roundabout because I cut them off, now I need to track down the owner and apologise to them too. I just want to go home and try out that bottle jack.


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don't drink drive, you might get away with it if you're rural, but eventually you'll hit a pedestrian or cyclist on your way home, wake up hungover and realised what you did, then neck yourself. i know someone that happened to smh










 >>/947765/
I've no idea.
I remember the first movie he descends from the ceiling.
And I can recall another scene from the whole franchise when he has to climb the glass wall of a hotel in some arab oil country.









 >>/947776/
https://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.au/news/world/aussie-breaks-down-in-bali-after-shock-confession-to-secret-crypto-drug-deal/news-story/cae7d7f4396d86edf4ba69bcee9ea82d?amp

not as bad as this guy...











> That part when Stanners rapes nuro in front of thousands of onlookers
> The way his longneck-sized cock rips through nuro’s shorts and into his coffee filled arsehole like tissue paper
> The way his screams and threats turned to pained shouts as he realizes escape is no longer an option
> When he looks down in sheer terror at the growing wet spot on his groin, realizing he just had his first prostate orgasm from being fucked up the arse
> The way any remaining resolve in him just fucking crumbles in that moment
> His cries and pleas become reduced to pathetic moans and whimpers to the shock of horrified onlookers
> With a final thrust, Stanners pumps his HIV-ridden hot seed deep into nuro’s arsehole, pulls out, and throws his limp body to the ground
> ”WE’LL MEET AGAIN, FAGGOT-BITCH” he shouts as he skips away, laughing Maniacally
> The most popular neet on /ausneets/ nuro is reduced to a quivering, sobbing faggot with a gaped arsehole the camera zooms onto, semen leaking out
> The board’s shock has morphed into anger and bloodlust toward the failed hero
>  A Lynch mob forms, throwing rubbish and screaming vile slurs
> nuro looks up to see olive near the front of the mob, screaming “LET’S CUT HIS FUCKING COCK OFF”
> The searing and popping of flesh as they brand his forehead with the word “SODOMITE” in large, bold letters
> nuro mounts his ironhorse and whizzes away as his arsehole drips out IGA's seed and the board hurls longnecks at him but nuro eventually escapes.
























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Good Morning NEETs

Yesterday had me frazzled, Got a telehealth for some routine scripts thismorning might ask the doc for one off valium. Other than that seems like a nice day. N

Not going on X  Twatter today. Just not doing it. Dont ask me about it either.



If trump was in the epstein files and elon knew about it and didn't mention it until trump threatened to cancel some subsidies, what does that make elon?












 >>/947808/
tassie is in kind of a jet stream from the west. occasionally we get weather from the south but it seems like way less than it used to be. Watching a big blobber of rain come from the north west. its usually pretty warm when that happens.






























Hmm mm mm I can't do tonight.

But I can do tomorrow night if the moofie still exists and anyone wants to see HP at 7:00 PM AEST on Sunday (08/06/2025). I can put smash music hits on before.


















 >>/947845/
Did she get pregnant to the 15 year old boy?
Did she get put in jail because she rang him up, as the father to their child? 
This shit was handled better when the free masons ran the police forces.

















































> You are pretending to be someone else you are not. Its all you got and you aint got much. You are Mentally ill. Your life is a fucking trainwreck.
BIG PROJECTION









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 >>/947928/
i am already home, reading m.c. escher books 
 >>/947929/
aight
 >>/947930/
just ignore it
 >>/947932/
i just pulled a 6day week had cars and cobee thismorn and went out thisarv to the amazing sea of horny women i have ever seen in my life, i am sedated and home. Its not like the city lyfe, things close early early here there are no clubs open late so dont even bother with you loaded questions and presumptious traps.







































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In less than a hour at around 6:00 PM (AEST) the pre-moofie entertainment will begin. The moofie, HP in Africa in Spaghetti will start at 7:00 PM (AEST).

https://cytu.be/r/hp-moofies


 >>/947974/
> Does this moofie have good CGI?
I do not know.

> Are you going to play some nick cage biopics or something?
The music will be bussin'

> Where the fuck have you been?
I do not know.


















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Beat Takashi was cool as a surimi in Beyond Outrage the second moofie in the outrage trilogy. Its about Yakuza and the action scenes are CGI'd like top shelf manga, not the degenerate anime soap opera shit that zoomers like, but the O.G. telephone book thick novels that set the scene. 

5/5 gruesome endings for the shouty dialogue yak bosses.






















































































 >>/948089/
To get DSP you need to have a condition or several conditions that add up to 20 or more points on their scale and those condition(s) need to have been diagnosed, treated and stablised for at least 2 years to qualify. You can start the dsp application process at any time and if you get it you grt backpaid for it all the way back to when you first started the claim. There might be somewhere that shows what conditions get what score for their checklist




















































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Lord Nuro is not watching the moon tonight.

He is rugged up with a scarf and doonah.

Candles are lit. Eating sushi Drinking wine and eating a sheet of valium like skittles. 

NOTHING CAN TOUCH ME FOR I HAVE BECOME MAXIUM COMFY










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 Good Morning NEETs 

Lord Nuro Slept well thanks to prince valium. The manic work induced psychosis has faded for now. Tomoroow is one of those bullshit show holidays up here so today is basically friday. Wooohoo.

























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