/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

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/ausneets/
BEST AusNEETs

 >>/960320/
How?

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 >>/960322/
This thread for real NEETs, go back to the old one.

 >>/960319/
Its not over. /ausneets/ was supposed to be over but here (You) are.

 >>/960342/
Tab status: Maintained?

 >>/960319/
It's only over when the fat lady rubs her belly.

 >>/960344/
Wanna rub it too

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some neets tried to refute magic in last thread, they can't.

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went out 
came back

 >>/960348/
Welcome back

 >>/960348/
Looks nice. Flooding is part of the natural cycle.

Having some mercury hards

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 >>/960348/
next time ask yowies about rare local bush tucker.

 >>/960352/
Mercury neet NO!

 >>/960353/
Why would I want bush tucker thats been touched by brown hands?

Lubricated the Falcon and topped up the trans oil. Most of it even went into where it was supposed to go. Put a bottle of stop leak and a bottle of some seppo engine conditioner in it too. Might give it ten thousand this time.

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He is thriving like Monk!

Weber wore platform stilettos when I took him on a date once

 >>/960358/
Lucky bugger.

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Why dont the NEETs play vidya? I would play metro exodus or GTAV with the DLC or Far Cry 5 if I could.

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Good night.

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Good Night NEETs.
Perfect day. Gonna do it again tomorrow.

 >>/960361/
Good night Pidge. xx

 >>/960362/
Good night m8.

Justice for Vyleen White

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its been a pleasure serving with some of you faggots

 >>/960366/
> Blackbutt
> Gayndah
> Eurong
> Kandanga
> Wakanda
Australia is a mysterious place.

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 >>/960366/
You can't escape kali yuga.

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> US justice department investigates Epstein's alleged ties to Clinton and banks after Trump request
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj97x2lere0o

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 >>/960369/

❤️
https://old.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1owxob3/a_peek_into_tysons_softest_side_decades_of_him/

 >>/960371/
So Pidge is actually Mike Tyson.

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 >>/960371/
Niggers don't have softside.

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Good Morning NEETs
Its actually nice enough outside to open the door and let the farts out.

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 >>/960374/

Which JCVD moofie is wombo putting on tonight?

 >>/960378/
Good bed?

 >>/960379/
Luxurious bed

Nuro has been strangely quiet since 3I/ATLAS entered our solar system.

 >>/960381/
The Greys have taken him back home.

 >>/960382/
Whizzed him across the solar system.

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 >>/960381/
 >>/960382/
 >>/960383/
I am back now. Bringing you better Internets....

https://www.sunshinecoastnews.com.au/2025/11/12/us-ship-makes-special-delivery-to-coast/

 >>/960384/
Based.

 >>/960384/
the globalists can shut the internet down at any time and might do it on some pretense to bring in digital ID. Weber knows this.

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 >>/960384/
What's on your stereo today, Nuro?

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 >>/960381/
When 3i/Atlas comes around and turns out to be a huge nothing burger, will you finally realize that they are merely attempting to conceal what is happening in the meantime? These promoted aylmao events are all just ZOG fan fic.

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 >>/960388/
> ZOG
GLOBALISTS

We want to hymn the man at the wheel, who hurls the lance of his spirit across the Earth, along the circle of its orbit!

No womboflix this weekend, projectionist neet is doing physical training, gonna get fit.

 >>/960391/
Git good NEET.

https://dddance.party/
Come join me neets.

 >>/960393/
Is Cruisey there?

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Sometimes a NEET needs to take a break from his duties to touch grass. Why not drop in to your local Dan's Cellar and pick youself up a reward to refresh you after your workout at the gym, why, I cant think of a better way to relax afterwards. A generous 4% discount on any bottle, bag or carton in my comprehensive selection of fine inebriants that has a double Z in the name. Thats a ZZ somewhere in the name on the label. Because I, Dan Murphy, am your best friend and always ready to celebrate or commiserate with (You).

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You ever had gruyère, neet?

 >>/960395/
Thanks Dan, you're the only one we need.

Heil Weber, Heil Thomas Sewell, justice for Vyleen White, Australia for the white man!

 >>/960395/
Thanks Dan.

 >>/960395/
Love you Dan.

Might run a silent auction for the contents of Tiffin's freexer.

 >>/960378/
And his bro Hassin Abed.

 >>/960381/
There was hueg sunactivity recently perhaps the electromagnetic impulse fried his devices.

 >>/960384/
Looks like a cool tabletop game.
Well, not cool, but something like we made in primary school to entertain ourselves with.

 >>/960391/
Nice.
I can throw the sumo bouts of previous days if anyone wanna watch it. 6 days worth of juryo and makuuchi fites.

 >>/960396/
Perhaps.

 >>/960403/
+$1

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 >>/960402/

Big thunder.

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😍

pixxa night!

Tab status?

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 >>/960411/
Watching a war moofie tonight.

 >>/960412/
What time are we watching it?

 >>/960401/
Nuro is looking fit

 >>/960412/
> its best movie evar
> t. lisa schwarzbaum
I thought you'd never fall for it.

 >>/960413/
7pm
might browse pol just before, i duno.

 >>/960415/
What are you talking about? its vatnikino

 >>/960409/
The boys look happy

 >>/960417/
> vatnikino
Watch Tourist or Best in Hell.

 >>/960419/
put it on and I'll watch it, Shiban

 >>/960420/
Perhaps I can. Not sure it'll play.

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put something on because this copy of Beaufort wont play for me

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might have to watch this john carpenter thing from the 90's with sam neil

 >>/960422/
It's rolling.

Streaming Best In Hell, fellas.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
It's uh... war movie.

 >>/960422/
A handsome feed.

 >>/960424/
hot pixxa for moofie goers while it lasts

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Uh oh...
> Fact Check: Epstein's brother sent email about Trump performing oral sex on someone named 'Bubba'
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/fact-check-epsteins-brother-sent-231200830.html

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Good night.

 >>/960427/
> fact check

The other movie, the Turist, plays in Africa, Doctor Congo.

 >>/960427/
Not exactly a proofs that Trump blew anyone. But would this make LGBT types to vote for Trump?

 >>/960428/
Night fella.

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Good Night NEETs. 
Do it again tomorrow.

 >>/960428/
Good night Pidge. xx

 >>/960431/
Good night m8.

 >>/960431/
Night fella.

Boong night

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🧑‍🎤🎶

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 >>/960437/

😱
https://old.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1oxespw/the_painting_of_bill_clinton_that_was_hanging_in/

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 >>/960439/
Interesting thread too.

gonna need a QRD on the donald trump x bill clinton sex tapes. Is it bullshit?

 >>/960441/
Yesnomaybe.
Even if it's false, won't stop anyone to spread and/or believe it.
Nothing will be released that would decide any issue related to this Epstein bedlam.

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Good Morning NEETs.
Might cook some beans.

 >>/960443/
Might soak em first.

 >>/960441/
 >>/960442/
It's more hilarious as everything is fake news. Back before that bullshit started there would be some (some) semblance of trust and reliability in the news reporting. So not even that argument can be used when it is needed. 

The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

Nuro has been strangely quiet since the Trump/Clinton sex allegations came out.

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Goon Moaning NEETs

Nuro In the house. Rainy Sunday Morning, Coffee and Oxy down the Hatch. Bought some sushi yesterday for breakfast. Going to mong out in bed to youtube space vids. 

 >>/960441/
gonna need a QRD 

Nuro Decoded the Whole Epstein saga this week. Everything everyone already knows about Epstein, Clinton and the lolita express is true. How it involves Trump goes like this. 

Trump wasnt involved with Epstein and the girls. James and Maureen Comey Put Epstein in Jail and were not going to let him out until he gave false testimony against Trump. This was the deep states grand plan. When it appeared Epstein was about to fold Trump had Epstein Killed. Thats why things are so awkward. Now you know.

 >>/960447/
Based.

 >>/960446/
kek

 >>/960444/
the garbanxos and red beans get soaked, yes.
 >>/960445/
the pelicans will believe anything, this is openly acknowledged. 
 >>/960447/
I hope you refrigerated that rice and fish.

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 >>/960447/
Sunday Cheers. 

Trump and the clintons were good freinds backinnadae. It stands to reason the antipathy between hillary and trump is a theatre. Think about it: either way the deep state gets their guy in the top job. 

Actually surprised that the sex scandal isnt about those two. We in the era of deepfake now.

 >>/960450/
> the pelicans will believe anything, this is openly acknowledged. 
Yep, they love getting sued 
> Trump says he will take legal action against BBC over Panorama edit
>  >Speaking to reporters on board Air Force One on Friday evening, Trump said: "We'll sue them for anywhere between $1bn [£759m] and $5bn, probably sometime next week."
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c891jp9j79do

 >>/960452/
Oh this is an interesting arc, I didnt know the dox was official from the propaganda arm of the royal crown x venetians in bongistan.

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 >>/960455/
epstien did nothing wrong

 >>/960456/
Based.

 >>/960453/
This was another event not related to the Big Beautiful Bill event.

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The government makes me wear this, if I can't do it myself I will need to force others to do it for me.

 >>/960459/
Why would it stop you?

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Trying out the new evropa universalis, expanding republic of milan eventually will rename it to NEET Kingdom.

 >>/960460/
I tried taking it off but it sets off an alarm and the police will arrest me again, they put one around my neck so I can't suck myself off either.
Government gives violent offenders bail and puts them into a position where they are forced to commit rape.

 >>/960462/
The state of our society...

 >>/960461/
Make me a nice room please.

 >>/960461/
Bash up the Nubians for us will (You)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3b4LXeIB4

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 >>/960466/
any nigger could curse me with his vau-doo and it wouldnt have any effect at all in reality. This is because black people are all borderline retards who substitute superstition for the common sense reason whites enjoy. I get how boongs could kill other boongs by pointing a bone at them but that is understood to be hysterical psycho somatic effects, or even just depression as in "big brain witch doktor curse me, me done for."

Insane

 >>/960469/
"Big Mike" is not a meme, however.

Lemon party shit. Say it ain't so Donny. Catching, not pitching too.

I have started going for morning walks but I do not enjoy them. I live in a bad home area and there is filth and misery everywhere.

I am harassed by dozens of flies the whole way too. I would be better off buying a treadmill and staying inside.

 >>/960472/
Oh I wondered where you were when I dropped in the other morning for breakfast beer and bongs.

 >>/960471/
What does Q say about this?

 >>/960474/
Two more weeks.

 >>/960475/
wise

 >>/960476/
The swamp is scared.

 >>/960472/
That's good neet, hope you go early while all the mongs are still asleep.

 >>/960475/
It's in the bag.

 >>/960478/
I do go early but sometimes the mongs are still up from the night before. The glass barbie keeps them going. Shambling around the streets.

 >>/960471/
Everyone loves a Big Beautiful Bill.

 >>/960472/
Going outside is essential. I just stagnate at home if I stay there for too long without leaving.

 >>/960480/
Sometimes I leave my house over the back fence so the mongs dont know if I'm in or out. 10/10 will get a garage with a door so I can drive somewhere and no one can see if my car is gone.

What Bill do you think he was really thinking about?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PdqCww2JSlA

 >>/960483/
That is smart. I would do that if I could but I would need to use a ladder.

One time I went out and the mong bitch next door was on her porch watching me leave and I was certain that when I got home she would have robbed me.

 >>/960485/
loosen a couple of fence pailings so you can go out like a ninja. I once made a sneaky door for dwarves in my back fence that went onto this cool rivulet thru the heart of the city. Put a door lock on it and a little deck and all.

 >>/960486/
My fence is seven feet tall corrugated iron. Essential here to keep them out.

 >>/960487/
Get a handy man to put in a door. Even a little door for midgets like the olden days for the dunny bin to go out the back lane.

 >>/960488/
The door would be a target for them to use it to get in. They would start kicking it. They are animals.

 >>/960489/
nah doors are easy to barricade, if you make it open to the outside then its even easier.

 >>/960472/
Just buy cheapest used working bike off some mong.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qc--q-5sp_8

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 >>/960492/
juden media has chosen to blur his presence because of his ethnicity...

I'm watching the UFC. Girls fight now. Hideous Chink in action.

 >>/960496/
This is just theatre, Elon and Trump are on the same team and this is just to rope in the trump skeptics.

 >>/960497/
Yeah no shit they're both kike cocksucking pedos

Main event about to start. Our man Jack Della Madellana fighting some sort of central asian sandmonkey.

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He is the favourite. Our boy is going to be up against it.

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This is what boxing does to your face.

 >>/960502/
> his face when

Is there a boxing stream

 >>/960504/
I am watching here:

https://ppvs.su/live/ufc-322

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 >>/960500/
I disdain watching these Caucasus mongrels, they give extreme mutt vibes.

 >>/960506/
They have not added much to the sport. No personalities and boring takedown fighting styles.

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 >>/960507/
They have no charisma, I blame islam for making them this gay, and generic.

Ultimate fisting championship

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Hot!

 >>/960510/
He's a size queen.

Spend my afternoon grinding out the foam from the ends of the canoe. Gonna fit some bulkheads in each end, also under the front seat so that when its upside down in the forest by the lake, the possums dont move in to the comfy comfy little house made just for them. Getting excited for when its finished. Big adventure plans while im fixing.

 >>/960461/
Ah, Paradox. Milking those sweet DLC's.
> shit we run out of DLC ideas we added all the mechanics for all the nations we could
> well lets make a new title and start the whole cycle from the start again

 >>/960513/
You'll be able to whizz across the lake.

 >>/960516/
> SUE ME
Is that normal?

 >>/960517/
Its the US.

 >>/960513/
> foam int he canoe
What kind of canoe is that?
> possums dont move in to the comfy comfy little house made just for them.
Rude.

 >>/960513/
Sounds very exciting.

> Jew me, sue me, everybody do me/ Kick me, kike me, don't you black or white me.

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 >>/960514/
I don't think I ever paid for singleplayer vidya, just torrent via rutracker and emulate on linux through steam/proton.

 >>/960522/
Uh, wasn't a comment directed against your vidya purchasing/non-purchasing practices.
I just wanted to mock the Parajew.

 >>/960519/
its hollow fiberglass but the makers put pour foam in the ends, which trapped water and made a mess, so i found out as i scraped it clean.

 >>/960524/
Ah. Makes sense.
How large that canoe is? A two seater?

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 >>/960524/
I can sell your iraqi quffa neet.

 >>/960525/
its pretty huge. Two moulded seats and heaps of space for cargo. I think I seen versions for sale locally with an outrigger and outboard motor kit, plus sails and the kitchen sink.

 >>/960526/
That's about 5000 years old design.

 >>/960527/
And perhaps a grappling hook to board ships and plunder 'em.

 >>/960526/
Me on the left.

Corn jack on corn kernels for dinner and popcorn for the moofie. Based and Cornpilled.

Kernels based and compiled.

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Monk are you returning to a new warehouse this week?

 >>/960533/
Cool tune.

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Good night.

 >>/960535/
Good night Pidge. xx
She should be arrested for that pidge abuse.

 >>/960524/
The foam may be there for balance or buoyancy purposes. Be careful please.

 >>/960535/
Night.
Growling pidge.

 >>/960537/
Yeah, he probably better trying out in the shallow before he heads out to the ocean.

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 >>/960537/
All he needs to do is wear a goonbag for buoyancy.

 >>/960539/
The foam is a pain in the ass and would be better as a sealed bulkhead. This is a questioning nuro tier comment

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Good Night NEETs. 
Wet day predicted. Might light the fire tomorrow.

 >>/960542/
NIght fella.

 >>/960542/
Good night m8.

When you sleep the poo inside you sleeps too