/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

What does it all mean?

Christian Calendar Holiday
Best Holiday

This is a much better thread.

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 >>/965704/

Good thread. Unlike that other one.

 >>/965737/
Nobody wants to post in your smelly low effort thread.

 >>/965739/
he also made 29 posts to finish the previous thread
shamefur behavor

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Goon Afternoon NEETs. NUro made it cross the finish line. That’s it done for the year. Unplugged landline. At Noosa. Weather not great but not terrible.

Also did I get to tell you guys about the “BONUS SITUATION” ? 
this was just one job btw

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAH BOI

 >>/965755/
Well done. Enjoy.

 >>/965755/
based

 >>/965702/
How?

 >>/965755/
Based.

 >>/965736/
Hmmm...This doesnt surprise me given the absolute state of the church these days but It does seem a little Blasphemous.

Potatoes are in the oven after I parboiled them for ten minutes. Doing baked potatoes rather than diced like the energy poor subhumans might do.

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 >>/965755/

Bought some magnesium for my legs and some Iron. Maybe they will help with my nerves and energy.

 >>/965780/
Take small doses of the iron it can mess with your sleep if you take too much.

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HOE
HOE
HOE

 >>/965780/
I got some Magnesium when my palpitations were really bad I take 150mg day, it seems to have helped, but my holter monitor report still showed a few weird beats so don't really know if the magnesium helped or not.

 >>/965783/
That you Fifo?

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Why does it behave like this every single year NEETs?  It’s how it’s copes with its abject failure in society and crippling isolation and mental illness isn’t it  ?  Hard to feel sorry for it when is literally shitting on its mattress…

 >>/965800/
I was reading an article about treatment resistance schizophrenia recently. It's a complex case.

God I miss the duck board.

 >>/965803/
RIP.

 >>/965804/
 >>/965741/

 >>/965803/
I'm sure they can make another one easily enough, then you other neets can move back.

 >>/965807/
Will you spam yourself then?

 >>/965808/
KEK you're like the hungarian mong, you see the spammer in every post.

 >>/965755/
Hi Nuro. Very impressive bonus. You worked hard for it.

It is so desperate for people to talk about its retarded little show
Lol

 >>/965777/
> parboiled 
I have never parboiled anything, but it seems to be the recommended method for roast potatoes. Well done.

 >>/965811/
Then you realise you talking about it so much is not the right way to respond.

 >>/965814/
Cruisey I wanna go with the NEETs to etiquette school

 >>/965800/
If this board didnt have any quality then the troll wouldn't be here. Just be satisfied that its life is already hell by normal standards. Its punishing itself and all we need to do is let it rot.

 >>/965816/
Well said.

 >>/965796/
No.

 >>/965813/
They turned out splendidly, putting them into the boiling water, biggest to smallest over ten minutes then into the BBQ oven in a tray. I needed to put them up on thick cut onions so they didnt burn but the seasoning got nuked because i put it in the oil. The heat from the bottom is a problem. I need some heat source from the top too but alas this is nearly impossible with that method. I should have rubbed them in oil and the seasoning then put them on the onions. Dunno what to do about that when i run out of onions in the coming Christmapocalpyse when the shops are shut for half a day. Maybe I can put a layer of raw potatoes and oil in the tray and then the whole parboiled spuds on top and turn them a bit while they cook. They had a nice leathery jacket and were hot inside. They were also super fresh and came from a roadside stall sold by a dirty looking couple, probably dug them out by hand. That helped a lot. hopefully they are less starchy than old spuds. Gotta eat that whole box right away tho. Ten kilos is a lot of potato chompin action in my future.

 >>/965820/
Nothing better than new potatoes. You are doing well NEET.

 >>/965820/
> Ten kilos 
Thats a lot of spuds, I remember when I was young we used to get one of those big bags full of spuds, I think we must have just eaten spuds and old boiler chooks which we got cheap.

 >>/965822/
> big bags full of spuds
Hessian sacks?

 >>/965823/
yeah that was them, no idea how many kilos they were.

 >>/965755/
I tried to call you just now because I need a lift to your place so I can stay for a while but your phone is just going to message bank. Can you pick up please? I'm really hungry and could totally go for a couple of El Nuro's and some of that champas you always have.

 >>/965825/
Just hitchhike NEET.
If a saw you at the side of the road holding a sign saying "Nuro's" I would pull over toot sweet.
Extra fast if you were wearing one of Cruisey's little Piping Hot tops.

There is a skeletal crackhead outside my house banging sticks together and playing with rubbish. He is wearing black latex gloves. His pants are falling down.

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 >>/965755/
> BONUS SITUATION
Didn't work out well for the nigger in Alien, hope it goes better for you.

I think one of the NEETs might be controlling these ants in my kitchen.
Not sure which one.
Looking for clues. Monaro a suspect.

 >>/965826/
> Extra fast if you were wearing one of Cruisey's little Piping Hot tops.
Hot!

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 >>/965827/
Sorry.

 >>/965831/
You would cum in your pants even before he flopped into the passenger seat.

 >>/965830/
> Looking for clues. Monaro a suspect.
I doubt he would turn up.

Flounced into the passenger seat with that smile on his face.

 >>/965833/
iktf

Just want to see the aesthetic member.

 >>/965827/
A Friendly NEET would add some accompaniment to this fellow's percussion.

 >>/965838/
I should have done some rhythmic dog barking and howling.

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 >>/965835/

 >>/965833/
There is no shame anymore.

 >>/965837/
> aesthetic member.
Hot!

 >>/965840/
Did a whoopsy in my pants.

 >>/965842/
That's what he claims. Evidence not yet supplied.

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stfu retards

 >>/965845/
I wish ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 >>/965844/
it's just one of those long skinny baloons.

 >>/965845/
We're thriving.

 >>/965844/
👆💯

 >>/965847/
I want to tie it into a giraffe.

 >>/965848/
👆💯

I'm on the Woolies rustic white baguette. Pretty good.

Might go out on the bike down the shops looking for jamsetta.

 >>/965853/
> jamsetta
Post her on simpcity.

 >>/965853/
Are you making jam?

 >>/965854/
kek

 >>/965845/
Why do you have two SIMs/eSIMs in your phone?

 >>/965850/
kek

 >>/965827/
Actually saw this guy walking down the street a few minutes ago, we must live close by.

 >>/965843/
Neets, it's time some of you were housebroken. The average age here must be nearly 40.

 >>/965860/
> some of you were housebroken
Hot!

The harder he bopped me on the nose with the rolled-up newspaper and the more times he called me a bad boy the more inflamed my passion became.

 >>/965859/
There's a skeletal crackhead in my suburb that rides his bike around yelling out HOWSIT GOIN really loudly.

 >>/965862/
This is love 😊

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bought some caramel and peanut slice, has absolutely food coma'd me, stay away from that shit neets

 >>/965865/
But how does it taste?

 >>/965866/
Boring. I thought it would be like peanut fudge or brittle, but it's not as tasty.

 >>/965863/
Do you answer him?

BUM BUM

 >>/965867/
You should have stuck to trifle.

Meth does seem to be good for weight loss. They need to make those 1970s diet pills legal again.

 >>/965869/
Language!

Coles and Woolies are open until midnight tonight.
I don't need much but am considering popping in just for the novelty.
A bit worried about being carjacked by African gangs in the car park though.

 >>/965871/
Find  >>/965863/
> skeletal crackhead
That will help.

 >>/965873/
Get Cruisey to drive you.

 >>/965868/
No he rides quite fast and I only spotted who it was yelling it the other day.

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Is this Cruisey?

Ground some coffee beans for breakkayie tomorrow.

 >>/965877/
That's Cruisey's dad.

 >>/965877/
It may be Cruiseys crackhead brother.

 >>/965878/
The house will smell wonderful. Bring me in my breakkie on a tray please, with the morning memes printed out and laminated.

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 >>/965870/
I gambled and I lost.

It is hard to find ripe fruit at the supermarket in this country. The farmers should be ashamed of themselves for even picking it and selling it in that state.
Had to squeeze about fifty mangoes to find a ripe one. Even the ones that were dark red and looked ripe were hard as rocks.
And they don't ripen at home. They go straight from unripe to rotten.

Tiffin what is the best brand of flour to get for bread making?
Is the wallaby bakers flour any good? I always think of you when I see it.

 >>/965883/
I tried the old trick of putting them in a paper bag to ripen quicker, still took almost 2 days but it didn't go rotten.

 >>/965884/
Laucke. Anybody from BEST A will attest.

eat my shorts

 >>/965888/
Are they crusty?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-23/woman-finds-eastern-brown-snake-trapped-in-shoe/106174484

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Don't forget to stock up tomorrow neets.

 >>/965689/
I was thinking about that incident the other day. Saw a fatty with one in the middle bit.
 >>/965692/
Weber would have yelled at her for staining the upholstery.

Why is the thread ending spammed?
Did the captcha twice in the old thread tring to post stuff.
Captcha is gay. Ruins the internet. Stops free easy posting. 
Its too bothersome. Makes me just read and not rwply.

 >>/965890/
fug that

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 >>/965890/
They're everywhere.

 >>/965891/
Thanks Dan. You really do care.

 >>/965896/
Thanks Pepe.

 >>/965892/
You are spewing negativity NEET.

 >>/965896/
Enjoy neet.

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 >>/965883/
It's all about finding the right arse.

Think I might have a Christmas eve debauch.

 >>/965884/
Not him but any plain flour is good. I get the cheapest and its usually the localest. Bread mixes are fucked and full of sodium and other shit. I get my rye flour at the mill.  Went down the shops for cheese, they were playing "silent Knight" on the store stereo but it was either in aramaic or hebrew, but i cant tell those two semetic languages apart though i suspect its programming. I'd be massively pissed off about the blasphemy if I didnt recognize the irony of the jews subverting thier own aincent psyop for good goy optics in the current affair. Bought the NZ cheexe for one third less. Its very good I will probably go and get more tomorrow if I get in early. Now you know I'm not tiffin as he is very fastidious about his cheese and often posts about going to the factory to buy the premium stuff at a discount and inspect the place for the presence of brown hands.

No old
 >>/965701/
I have no food in the fridge. Theres meat in the freexer. I have bourbon and fizzy. 
Probably should have shopped.

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Good night.

 >>/965898/
I dont think I can be fucked doing captcha anymore. I fuck it up like 2 times, every time, every post. Its fucking gay. Might just post on operate. 
Fuccking error again.

 >>/965905/
Just refresh it, then type it when you recognise all of it or else refresh and repeat.

 >>/965900/
Very informative.

 >>/965901/
Go for it NEET. You've earned it.

gm MONGs

I've been video gaymin Mount and Blade 2 lately.

 >>/965902/
Thank you mysterious NEET

> Now you know I'm not tiffin
Hmmmm

 >>/965906/
That's what I do, get caught by it auto capitalising the first letter otherwise.

 >>/965910/
Who was that masked NEET?

 >>/965909/
Morning.

I have finished A Little Hatred and The Trouble with Peace. I am starting The Wisdom of Crowds now.

I do not like them as much as the original trilogy. I feel he went too far with the humour and made it feel like a parody world rather than a real one.
He had the balance right in the original ones. Now it has slipped. Doesn't feel real any more. The new characters lack the weight of the original ones.

 >>/965910/
> Hmmmm
He's gone neet.

 >>/965917/
His spirit will rise from the grave and we will know he was right.

 >>/965915/
Yeah, they don't have quite the same feel as the first lot but I still enjoyed them.

 >>/965920/
He just doesn't understand your wit and charm.

 >>/965919/
I didn't like how he just killed off my boy Jezal very casually. We barely saw him before that too.

I want to install cameras to catch the dogs who do all the public dumping of rubbish next to my house but even if I recorded them no-one would do anything and if I confronted them I'd just get stabbed.

They dump all their household rubbish bags out in the open. Just stinky trash everywhere all the time. Nappies, food, everything.

I don't know what is wrong with their bin. It must be more trouble to bring the rubbish here than to use it.

 >>/965922/
I was glad he didn't do the thing where everyones kids are the same characters as their parents.

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 >>/965924/
I feel for you NEET, maybe you would be happier posting elsewhere in one of the many places you would be welcome.

 >>/965925/
I dislike the Dogman's daughter.

 >>/965928/
Not sure if you'll like The Devils, it is set in a different world but it is more of the dark humour vibe.

 >>/965929/
I will give it a try when I am finished this one.

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 >>/965927/
Everything's okay, but that unpleasant hungarian mongrel is on his way to hell; he can't deal with free speech and always throws out regular posters. Anyway, I'm going to get my bags ready because that guy won, so enjoy having him as your chief wrongthink officer. Take it easy, neets.

I am in a very foul mood today. I am tempted to have a drink just for that reason but I don't want to spend the money.

I've been reading a 40k series that is a lot better than most, The Dark Coil series.
They are more scifi/horror and a lot of the stories are very Lovecraftish.

 >>/965931/
He has always been like this. It was a massive taboo on 8chan for a global volunteer to moderate beyond the global rules (nothing illegal under US law) but that doesn't apply on endchan. The global mods can do whatever they like and you just get banned if you question it.

Possum banned me for questioning the supremacy of garlic bread over other foodstuffs once.

 >>/965935/
Bullshit. If you had said that, you wouldn't be breathing.

 >>/965936/
Oh he beat me to death after as well.

 >>/965937/
Lucky, most of us have to pay for that service.

 >>/965803/
Where the mallards fly, on the mountain high.

 >>/965830/
He is the likely culprit.

> tfw not on the new secret board

 >>/965941/
Lovely.

 >>/965845/
Back from duck town 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dhNfddJRulQ

 >>/965942/
Create a new bored, make it somethink like "mong neets" I'll join and we can post mong things.

 >>/965935/
You enjoyed it, you little hussy.

 >>/965884/
Laucke bread mix. Flour is very different depending on brand, and even packaging imo.
The one in the sack is better than the sealed box.

 >>/965887/
Heaps good.

 >>/965947/
You always did prefer the sack to the box.

 >>/965949/
Well bantered

 >>/965949/
Well bantered.

 >>/965947/
I don't want all the additives in the bread mix. I just want flour.

 >>/965952/
You want unbleached. Homebrand one is, I think.

I think I will go do that late night shop.

 >>/965954/
get me some kfc please

Watching a film called Crimewave and going to eat pies.
Goodnight NEETs.

Might sire a demon-god with my dark passions.

 >>/965954/
I was cos lettuce, eggs, mayo, horseradish, prawns, fresh dill, lemons, 500g ham, cherries, zooper doopers, chicken skewers, bread, pizza rolls, blood orange yoghurt, pink lemonade nudie juice, turtle chips, maltesers, frozen flathead fillets, steak and pepper pies, corn jacks, kabana, kalamatas, rollmops, gherkins, sliced 12 month cheddar, premade coleslaw, strawberry milk and a box of boysenberry cornettos. Thanks.

And for all the "injustices"... he just never leaves...

 >>/965904/
Night fella.
Foot-pidge.

 >>/965915/
I concur, the original three were better. And the three standalone novels too.
My basic problem with the three new ones that I just don't like the era it set in. I had problems with the wild west themed standalone too.

I wank until there's nothing left.

As I wank through the valley of onlyfans
I take a look for my dick and realize there's nothin' left

 >>/965958/
Sorry I'd already left.

 >>/965904/
Good night Pidge. xx

 >>/965962/
I still want it.

each night it gets harder and harder to fall asleep

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In the old days you had to switch through the channels on tv to find something good to wank to, you had to be sure that you could finish before the commercials started or switch between channels for something else to wank to.
If you didn't have a remote then you had to wank on your knees next to the television and get eye strain.

 >>/965955/
I drove right past.

 >>/965956/
Good night NEET.

 >>/965964/
Flathead fillets, cherries, steak. You are dreaming. You need to lower your expectations. Humble yourself.

 >>/965967/
Switching between Sandra Sully on 10's late night news, Tiki Fullerton on ABC and some weird shit on SBS with hairy french women in the shower.

The late night shop was pretty good. Not too many customers but lots of staff restocking shelves and blocking aisles.

There was an ominously flickering light in the car park but no dangerous gangs of teenagers.

 >>/965967/
Back in the day you had to work for a wank. The kids these days get it all for free.

 >>/965972/
What is the trifle supply look like?

 >>/965974/
Only the meme flavours left. One or two. Bordering on a trifle crisis.

this ham has string in the rind, is it ok to eat?

 >>/965976/
The ham is okay to eat. The string is not.

 >>/965976/
Don't listen to him NEET, the string is the best bit he just wants it for himself.
EAT THE STRING

 >>/965973/
I had to use my imagination growing up, kids these days don't even have an imagination anymore and wouldn't know what to do if they were cut off from their convenient wanks.

 >>/965979/
It is why they suffer from Erectile Dysfunction.

ho ho ho
mery chsitmas

 >>/965961/
kek

 >>/965981/
Merry Cringemass NEET.

about to go on a walk
have poo knocking at back door, so could get interesting

 >>/965931/
This post is about the behaviour of others. It doesn't reflect on your behaviour. Food for thought.

 >>/965984/
I hope it doesn't knock too loudly.

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Hey, fellas!
On 26th we're gonna have our usual stream for Crissy. It'll go on all day.
Gonna start at 6pm AEDT with:
1. All in the Family S04E15 - Edit's Christmas Story
2. Gintama Xmas Episode
3. A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa
4. Warumpi Band - Black Fella, White Fella
5. Mad Max - Tiffo request so better he'd be there
I timed it so the movie starts at 7pm AEDT.

After that... we'll see. Here's the full list:  >>/operate/29660/
Pick something to watch after Mad Max. I know you won't, tho it would be nice. I'll pick no worries.

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 >>/965989/
Thanks.

 >>/965987/
Final leg home was almost at a trot. Shidding biggly with the door open now.

mmorning bros

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Goon Morning NEETies

Up early, Lord Nuro would have liked to sleep in some more. Finished werk werk but still got a few errands to run to today and lose ends to tie up. Cops farking everywhere. And called it.... Shite weather this chrissy, pure yuck. 

> Cigarette Advent Callender 
What a cracker of an idea ! 

WANT

made a bacon and egg and cheese muffin for breakfast
waiting for her to get out of the way so I can make some chemex coffee

Garn get some trifle for chrissy tomorrow, you neets want any?

 >>/965993/
Based.

Good morning NEETs
Got the fabled 8 hours sleep last night and I feel quite good which is nice.

 >>/965996/
Pick up one more for Boxing Day. Pick up two more for me please. Any will do for me.

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 >>/965996/
Get me a candy cane please.

 >>/965989/
Sounds good.

[Intro]
Ah, ah-ah
Ooh-woah
Oh-oh

[Chorus]
Last Christmas, I showed you my gape
But the very next day, you called me a gay
This year, to save me from tears
I'll show it to someone special
Last Christmas, I showed you my gape
But the very next day, you called me a gay (You called me a gay)
This year, to save me from tears
I'll show it to someone special (Special)

chemex and oj have been consoomed

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Nearly got this squad finished.
Going to do the last one today.

 >>/966005/
Well consumed.

Good Morning NEETs. 
Sometimes I hear some original tunes just before I wake up. That always means that I wont get to sleep in.
Got up on time and its a cold windy and sunny day. Just the way I like it. 
Might have porridge for brekky.

[Post-Chorus]
Oh
Oh, my baby
Ooh

[Verse 2]
A crowded room, NEETs with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you and your bowl of trifle

someone else will have to finish this and then record a vocaroo and then somebody can set it to video and shibs can play it for all the wog posters at the endcorner xmas spectacular

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DqpgQeYOrV0

I want a new board.

 >>/966003/
kek

 >>/965933/
The comics were well scripted but poorly executed.

Smiling at Gary Eats. He's a dork.

 >>/966005/
> chemex

its not fair on the environment to make coffee in such a wasteful way. Those pod machines are far, far worse tho. Not only do you have those pods to go into landfill but the machines themselves get replaced every other year. Best is to get a packet of ground coffee and make it in a percolator. I noticed mine has been in use for thirty years already.

 >>/966027/
> environment
That's a sales pitch, dont fall for it.

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 >>/966006/
i'll bring over kobra khan and they will go on a mission together

 >>/965989/
> charlie brown kwanza

This might be funny to normies but to us racists it will grate on our nerves.

 >>/966025/
I didn't know there was comics, I've been reading the books.

 >>/966030/
Its been on the endchan christmas movie thing as long as we've been here

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 >>/965993/
Hi Nuro. 
I hope santa brings you some sleep ins this christmas. As for the advent calendar not this year and certainly not next year when they go back up to normal price of $3 each.

 >>/966031/
I got one somewhere ages ago, it looked like indy quality but i read it a couple of times.

 >>/966023/
> he didn't get invited to the goose board ;)

 >>/966034/
I'll keep an eye out for them, cheers NEET.

Which kfc place do you think would be better neets, busy highway kfc or quieter mid sized road kfc?

 >>/966045/
quiet one for sure

 >>/965995/
Sounds very nice.

Washed the 'vette.
Went to the bottle shop one last time.

 >>/966006/
Good work NEET. They look great.

 >>/966017/
A national treasure.

 >>/966045/
The busy ones turn the chicken over faster so it spends less time sitting there in the warmers. But the chaotic environment can cause the quality to suffer.
It is all a lottery.

 >>/966048/
How busy was it at the bottle-o?

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Is this AI?
>  This undated, redacted photo released by Democrats on the House Oversight Committee shows Jeffery Epstein and Woody Allen. House Oversight Committee via AP 
https://www.euronews.com/2025/12/23/epstein-emails-reveal-2001-request-for-inappropriate-friends-at-balmoral

 >>/966049/
> How busy was it at the bottle-o?
I was the only one there. I imagine Dan's is flat-out at the moment.

 >>/966048/
> one last time
Getting on the wagon after christmas?

 >>/966051/
Dan has earned his customer's loyalty.

 >>/966053/
You have Dan. Thanks Dan.

 >>/966052/
He had better not. We are doing Year of Acceptance.

 >>/966050/
For christmas we should watch that woody allen movie cruisey asked for where he plays a pedophile.

 >>/966052/
No, I just meant once last time before the 27th.

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 >>/966056/
> where he plays a pedophile.

I bought the grape fanta to try. It caught my eye.

 >>/966059/
Enjoy.

is the last samurai a good movie?

 >>/966060/
That is yet to be determined.

 >>/966061/
The Tom Cruise one? imdb says 7.8/10 which would make it good. I haven't seen it.

 >>/966045/
Make sure you go early to get christmas lunch on time, NEET.

made a hungarian roll with chicken nuggers, lettuce and mayo

How do you make a Hungarian roll?
push him over on a hill

 >>/966027/
the grounds are good for the garden, and the paper filter would be easy to recycle???

 >>/966067/
just toss the paper filter into the garden too, it's just celluose

Done my food and supplies shop, got to go out again in a bit to get drinks and treats for tomorrow.

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 >>/966068/
Thats bullshit. It wont break down just like ciggy butts dont break down. They are soaked in chemical shit that preserves them. You'd have to be retarded to think any paper chucked in the bin breaks down, it goes to landfill and stays there forever. Tell me you compost your coffee filters and I will call you a liar. You put coffee grounds in a pot and try and grow something in it, I bet you would fail. Its like that holo bullshit where the ashes of millions of jews were dumped in a field and now there is roses growing in it. Ashes like coffee grounds and filter paper are toxic waste. That shit starts and stops with (You), Anon.

 >>/966059/
Is it any good?

 >>/966065/
> roll with chicken nuggers
I am not sure I can endorse that. Tendies yes, but not sure about nuggers.

 >>/966066/
kek

 >>/966067/
Three question marks, watch out.

Mowed the lawn in the rain. Apparently the boomer wisdom how grass doesnt cut well when its wet is bogus. The old man went to the shop to get eggs and check out the other stupids panic stripping the supermarket shelves. CBF  going out but I want something, dont know what but something.

 >>/966070/
Stay safe out there NEET. Do not get lost in the crush.

 >>/966073/
I will let you know.

 >>/966077/
Stay home NEET. The want will pass. It is too crazy out there right now. It would just upset you.

Because the neighbours have full CCTV surveillance on my driveway and front yard, if I bump into them over the coming days I will not be able to lie to them and say I went somewhere tomorrow for Christmas.
I will just have to admit I stayed home alone all day. The shame of being caught lying about it would be worse than the alternative.

This is how we must live in the surveillance state. Can't even lie to the neighbours about anything any more.

I de-boned and cut up two pork loin chops. I have them marinating in garlic and ginger, awaiting the stir fry.

Maybe I could go out tomorrow at 11am for a three hour drive so I could pretend to them I went to lunch somewhere.

 >>/966071/
we don't need this bum bum attitude at xmas

 >>/966084/
He got the tone wrong but I think he was trying to be amusing. He was writing in character as someone else but he didn't make it clear enough.
We must be forgiving at this time of year.

I started a sourdough starter in a jar last night. I have to feed it each day and the Youtube video says it should be alive and active enough to use in about a week or so.

Going down the shops to get some metamucil, because I deserve it.

 >>/966087/
You know it is contaminated. Adjust your diet.

 >>/966083/
Tell them you don't celebrate Christmas because of the commercialisation.

 >>/966089/
That would be worse.

 >>/966081/
> Can't even lie to the neighbours about anything any more.
There is no stigma anymore.

 >>/966091/
It was just home brand cranberry sauce. Dipped the sleeve.

 >>/966091/
say ligma to stigma!

 >>/966090/
Set their house on fire then they will have more important things to do than observe you.

 >>/966045/
Busy one. All the good cooks will be on over christmas.

 >>/966049/
>  national treasure
I sent it to a herder, said it reminded me of Glenn.

Haircut ✅
Nails cut ✅

Can't wait until Jetstar Santa (✈️🎅) delivers my presents tonight. I think I am getting crystals as one present.

 >>/966097/
Meth crystals?

 >>/966097/
You look good NEET. Fresh cut.

 >>/966098/
Nah crystals from the ground.

 >>/966099/
💖

 >>/966100/
Potatoes?

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 >>/966098/
Is there another kind?

Bad NEETs get coal from the ground for Christmas.

 >>/966102/
I hope so 🤞

 >>/966104/
Good ones get crystals?

 >>/966113/
Hopefully.

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 >>/966097/
Looking Good, Cruisey!

Getting bumsteered by chatgpt again. It just never stops.

 >>/966083/
A confident NEET would have a BBQ and celebrate with himself, possibly on his front lawn, to dunk on all the poor losers who have to spend Christmas with their families.

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Can someone please rub my belly so I can fit in more trifle, I still have half the 14 servings to get through.

 >>/966117/
A NEET with even more confidence would door knock everybody in the street under the pretense of wishing them a merry Christmas, and eating and drinking everything offered to him.

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 >>/966117/
neet boss power move, I bet nuro does this every day on his lunchbreak from being ceo of based bicycles

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hiRjmD9h-YY

 >>/966116/
The Steering journey.

 >>/966118/
I'll be over soon.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EP6EyeyVfus

 >>/966115/
Surely this handsome silver haired male model can be none other than nuro.

 >>/966085/
That Vituperative NEET is genuinely miffed by the wasteful manner of modern throw-away conveniences.

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Went out to watch a moofie, came back inside to 15 txt messages (so far), I don't know that many people. Turns out my cousin sent her friends a christmas greeting and they used some sort of list to send it so everytime someone replies everyone gets it.I wont be replying. On the plus side I now have a plethora of christmas greetings.

 >>/966127/
reply all with bum bum

 >>/966127/
Did you go to the 3D version of Avatar or just the normal one? What was it like?

Might record a youtube longplay of me going through some classic 16 bit console rpg.

 >>/966129/
Terrible movie. You are very rude to even suggest that neets of taste and discernment would have gone to watch it.

 >>/966131/
How do you know its a poor quality film?

 >>/966132/
Nuro told him.

 >>/966132/
James Cameron hasn't made a good movie in three decades.

 >>/966133/
I don't think even nuro could save the film industry of the 2020s.

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All food coma'd out again. The secret of successful bingeing is never to go too far. I've lost the edge. I keep going over.

 >>/966130/
would watch
might even click like and subscribe

 >>/966129/
I only have the non 3d version, but I watched Constantine anyway.
 >>/966128/
tempting

 >>/966136/
Call it practice for tomorrows binge.

making a seafood marinara for dindins

 >>/966140/
Nice.

 >>/966138/
The Hellblazer movie?

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 >>/966139/
Tomorrow will be the big race between the big name big executives for the big prize. Tomorrow.

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 >>/966142/

Just read that google will stop showing ads for whores on the 27th unless you sign in.

 >>/966144/
Yeah that's the one.
I liked the dentist devil.

 >>/966145/
It'll be a lot of pozz.

24 hours since I decided to switch into jolly mode, still haven't done anything but eat trifle.