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 >>/966843/
That used to happen at my place everytime there was a storm, wasn't until I had to replace the water heater that the sparky had a look around in the fusebox and noticed where the mains screw in the connections were black from arcing because the connections were loose.




















 >>/966843/
Thats probably me, NEET. I might have overloaded your fuses with the toaster, kettle, microwave, air fryer and skillet i set up on your ceiling lamp circuit because I cant be stuffed coming down from your roof space to cook. By the way you are out of bread.































 >>/966907/
Nuro actually worked as a session musician for wagner, and was responsible for most of wagner's well known hits. It was during this period that he also met nietzche and agreed to become a ghostwriter for nietzche's best known books.






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 >>/966883/
agreed
 >>/966884/
that means you didnt binge drink over chrissy. i am worried about you NEET
 >>/966885/
nyet'
 >>/966887/
that took some serious willpoower 
 >>/966890/
just got back, no farking parks anywhere long fucking walk back to the van with two cartons of bubbly
 >>/966896/
i will actually take you up on that one if you take me up on my grape V rec
 >>/966899/
accurate, would have to eat it there, doubt it would get home in piece.
 >>/966903/
puzzzling
 >>/966907/
well in my defense i was absolutely pillbrained
 >>/966911/
that may have been the anti-buro, i actually believe that god is alive and well. 

ok NEETs, Nuro is back from the suspension shoppe who left me out a SRAM AXS battery as a christmas favour, ALDI where i raced into buy some coffee pods and was told by a karen i apparently pushed infront of the self server check out line, BCF where the aircon had failed and smelled like fisherman footware (nasty), Dans and Then a boneless dinner meal from KFC oh and and then a mate who picked me a cheap carton when he was on the goldy somewhere.

Very successful day, phones are off, wather is cool and rainy and i am having a comfy night in. Any cytube habbeningns or is the projectionist exhausted ?







 >>/966918/
I did the last run around and got oil and a filter for the falcon. The additives were the bulk of the docket but i need that ceracote molybdenum oil booster and the seal conditioner so bad... Made some sawdust in the workshop and fixed the blobby thing on the old man's brushcutter for next time. The spuds went down very nicely, I parboiled them and baked them over onions.

Long run home tomorrow, might listen to an old CD from the glove box, I think I got a choice of opera or the beach boys. First thing I do when I get back, after taking a shit in my own toilet, is get the new Hiby out the package and get it going. 10/10 will use it non stop for a few days while I batch a dozen pizzas for the freexer, change the oil and fit the phase two bulkheads on the canoe and sort out the VPS in the new router. 

I just pray the cheese lasts until I get another chance to go past the factory. I think I got a kilo of parmesan at least.








































Is Tiffin on Holidays?
> Police overseeing Bondi terror response investigate tattooed man at Newcastle beach
>  >The tattoo appeared to be a Schutzstaffel, a symbol used by the Nazi regime's elite guard who ran concentration camps.
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Heard a drain noise when I flushed the toilet. Went outside and there's toilet paper and turds on the back verandah. Motherbat has pushed the plumbing over the edge again 🤬 🤬 🤬




























 >>/967048/
I ran a fake plumbing business that specialized in blocked drains, I'd show up with some fake tools and when the customer left to let me do the job I would just rub myself up and down with the shit I found in the drain and have a good wank with it.






















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Hiby still not here. The package that came while i was away is some shit I dont even remember buying. I paid $30 extra for postage and its still in 到达寄达地处理中心. This other shit I bought a week before xmas and got free shipping on it and it came straight away. They are fucking with me because I was rude to that chinaman that one time.













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 >>/967108/
He vibe codes web sites or something.

I have hundreds of cockroach insects in my house. I have tried everything to kill them, poison, spraying, flamethrower, nothing kills them they just breed more. This makes me want to kill myself. My back is against the wall, it is me or the cockroaches. They will kill me with bacteria on my plates or i will kill them all, there is no other option. I want to get a huge pet spider to eat all of the little cunts and he will be my best friend and I will feed it meth or valium as a reward for each cockroach kill.

> pic related, the biggest one out of the hundreds of these fuckers that i have killed









Falcons swapped over and the ute is up on the ramps. gonna do the headlining in the wagon sometime over summer. Just gotta fix the ute so I can take it offline because that glue takes a week to dry.




















 >>/967038/
Pluribus ep9 is out?

 >>/967040/
Sounds like a good day.

 >>/967042/
Is Ozzi a weird way of saying Aussie?

 >>/967048/
> verandah
Sounds like a female negro name spelled like that. We spell it veranda.

 >>/967051/
Was he Polish? Good company.

 >>/967056/
 >>/967057/
We used to drink paprika vodka. Smuggled from the Ukraine.

 >>/967064/
When nature calls.

 >>/967084/
When I open my suitcase it gives an orangey glow.

 >>/967089/
These pidge videos are getting weirder.

 >>/967096/
Probably some media out there which has these categories overlapped.

 >>/967123/
I might know someone who could sell you dingleberries at a low price.

 >>/967134/
Useful animals.













Nuro had a pretty hillarious goth phase in his teens but he was so disturbed by Robert Smith from The Cure trooning out that he ditched the whole schtick and came to school wearing brand new looking surfer gear, once.




















































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 >>/967204/
You were smart to bring this to my attention, NEET. Thorny creeper bites can be insidious and damage your long term health is you dont treat them as soon as possible. I am going to up your dose of Zoloft because its use as a general carminative has just been authorized by the CDC. I'm afraid you are going to need a round of immunizations against covid-19 becasue you are now in a higher risk strata because of your interactions with nature. Just download your script and head to any ZOG affiliated pharmacy to start your booster regime right away. You wont need a prescription for those, they are free. By the way you are not allowed to do any exercise for three months after because of the risk of sudden death. HaVe a nIcE  DaY!












































I am literally crying with emotion as I plug my IEM's and SD card in and scroll through the new UI to find my .FLAC library. The back panel in sapphire is warm and smooth with an embossed HiBy in silver and the propriatry Ultrasuede stamp. Its heavy with a satisfying heft like a pair of knuckle dusters or a man sized snickers. The blubbery polymer bikini case gives the front and back some standoff from my desk, the front screen is tingly and maybe I should not have immediately yeeted the plastic. Crossfade -> ON. DSD gain compensation ->ON. The sound response is amazing with the DSD 64-256. Its got MQA studio and MQA rendering and more but I dont know what that is, i just know the sound it makes when I fiddle around with it like a Chimpanzee with an AK-47. Nuro is gonna be so jealous I cant believe i finally have some better audio gadget than him. Gonna take a photo when he gets on later...







Reading about Bridget Bardot after news of her death..
> In her 2003 book, Un cri dans le silence (A Scream in the Silence), Bardot [...] said some contemporary homosexuals behave like "fairground freaks".
> In her book, Bardot criticized racial mixing, immigration, the role of women in politics, and Islam. The book also contained a section attacking what she called the mixing of genes, and praised previous generations which, she said, had given their lives to push out invaders.
> On 10 June 2004, Bardot was convicted for a fourth time by a French court for inciting racial hatred










Might become a muslim so i can go to a country that's actually good for free and establish a shit commune of currs with retarded laws and throw battery acid on any people who dont obey my fuck head customs and shit in the streets and rape all their nice women because im a shitty cunt who has no morals even though i say i am morally superior once













 >>/967275/
Nuro told me I was a dumb cunt waste of space and I didnt need to be scared because he was more of a man than I was and didnt need to beat up weak cunts and that I could still become a man before I died and I was a weak cunt, once. 

6.00




https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-deaths/beloved-80s-sitcom-star-melanie-watson-bernhardt-dead-at-57/news-story/85133ae543cd91a4749c1d12b9fa253c
I thought Quentin died years ago






















Went out to read the new water meter, it showed zero usage. there were no buttons on it to change the display, wonder if I got a stuffed one or if you can only read it online, hopefully it will stay at zero and I can resell my water.












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good Afternoon MEEKs 

NUro has been unwell. Think I picked up some stomach flu from a block in Brisbane or some dust KFC. Been raining  out both ends. Was in bed for almost 24 hours. Picked up the strength to venture out and get some food and fill a script. Scored a 1/100 park at the point. Vary lucky during holidays weather is nice today and everyone is out and about. Garn get 2 burritos on the way home. Hope I can keep it down. You guys want anything ?


 >>/967318/
No. After the plumber left, I noticed the cistern was leaking out the top and onto the floor when flushed. Figured I'd adjust the float height. Screw was rusted so I grabbed it with some pliars to rotated it and the plastic snapped and water started spraying up at the ceiling.
Will have to try and get a universal inlet thingo tomorrow.
FML I want to die.






 >>/967319/
These things are over as quickly as they come on. Everyone gets sick like that now and again. Just chill and watch a moofie or AJ streams or something. 

Hot as hell here today. Internet is fucked for some reason. Gonna spend all day tomorrow trying to get a  decent connection. Fuck it all. 

Did a bit more fiberglassing on the canoe. Gonna do a bit more tomorrow. Looks like a cool change overnight. Based.













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I put a wall made of fiberglass in the pointy bit at the front where its just a pain in the ass to get to. I got two screw lids off ali and i can glue the collar into the hole and have a nice neat screw lid to the waterproof space. Its called a bulkhead. I do  a little bit at a time and let the fiberglass set, then I sand it back and plan the next little bit. Its a good strategy, I can make them really strong and neat. I have four of these bulkheads to do. The one in the middle I wont have access to but it will block off the space under the seat there, so when its upside down in the bush, the dasturdly possums wont sleep there and gank it up. I have to put a skin on the bottom and then patch it where its broken too. I want to paint it from orange and white to brown and green. Its actually gonna cost me a lot. I paid the boys across the street $150 and at least three times that in resin and matting. Oh well. It will be ten times better than new. I am like a samurai of fiberglass, I strive for perfection while I huff neruotoxic styrene fumes. Loool.













Regret buying this heap of shit cunt house from her that she did zero maintenance on. Railroaded into buying it so she didn’t have to face up to what a dump it is with realestate agents and buyers.



















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 >>/967327/
Also everyone missed it but i put a propper set of jaycar splits in the van. You can see the tweeterinos. Thank fuck i have propper stereo phasing above 3k again.... 

was fucking around with the mounting plates forever thinking too hard about waht holes to drill, ened up just taking the tweeters out of their whack steeerable enclosure and gluing them on with a dob of epoxy and ran the wires around and behind the corner of trim. 

Winning. Might put a sub in and cheekily run it of one of rear speaker wires and just use another car battery to power it just to see of i am feeling it before running power wires and fucking around with trim.











































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Goon Morning Fellas.

Nuro is back to life. Well slept and spring in my step after the troubles yesterday. Shop phone is still disconnected. Not plugging it back in till new years. Just not doing it. Planning to work on the van and lancia today then garn to Noosa. Weather is great Should be a stunna. 

Bakery is closed for the weeek so stocked up grape V. Had a burrito left over. They were getting smashed yesterday so it wasnt as spicy as usual. Compensating with some Franks Red hot. Oh god this is good. I am going to have to do this every time now.

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At the commune the NEETs will have no need of conventional toilets, instead once a week when they are taken to the local park for their exercise they will be free to go wherever they want, and the worst behaved NEET for the week will be the one who has to follow the others with a plastic bag to pick up their poos and put it in the poop bin.









 >>/967444/
Boomers posting reeeee on FB is cope. They should be thrown into camps for the cringe they expose the rest of us to. Retards getting into legal hot water by means of other boomer retards getting clever with their reactions. I hope he films himself getting swatted and posts that so it can go viral for the laffs.














Router setup failed, I got further than yesterday and I can get into the router webGUI but wont connect to the internet. Never get a static IP. Jam is boiling again. It looks like blood and brain soup but smells amazing. The instructions are too hard, I'll just do it and be a ham hero, dude.



 >>/967465/
its open source router software, opnsense. The ISP never got back to me twice when I asked for help with some settings. They dont know how to do static IP's because no one asks for them. Normies use thier dynamic IP allocation. Refuse to go back to gay IP's for slaves tho.



 >>/967467/
> The ISP never got back to me twice when I asked for help with some settings
You can downgrade the ISP router via a firmware "upgrade" to find those settings, but it would be difficult to go back and they won't upgrade it to a less vulnerable version unless you ask them nicely (I did not)






Boomer neighbour who I have never spoken to came over. He was extremely rude and threatening, telling me the police were going to be called and legal action was going to be taken. I wondered if it was some sort of joke. Eventually while rambling he got to the point - he thought my front door was closing too loudly. He's an old guy and he's probably all talk, but I don't want any trouble with someone crazy enough to walk up to strangers and threaten them over their screen doors closing too quickly.






















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 >>/967492/
Hi Nuro. 

Feels like saturday even tho its bin night. Cold change went through. The last rain of the year. Glad to hear you are still getting cheap cigs. I havent seen any butts on the ground with those warnings on them, must be pretty rare that anyone buys officials. 

I left my networking problems and went and did some more work on the canoe, listening to the opening chapter of Francis Yockey's Imperium on the new HiBy. Heavy shit. 

Gonna do some sewing and listen to A.J. or something else after dinner. Still downloading shit and uploading it to the memory card, gotta have a look at the HiBy's streaming capabilities. The saber didnt have that.





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 >>/967498/
Hiby brothers of the world unite !  Even whipped mine out today. It’s finally usable again after a battery replacement. Also have you ever used Hiby link ? It lets you remote control your hiby with the Hiby app. You can have it in your pocket and be remote controlling DSD while shotposting here.



 >>/967503/
I dont have a smartphone. I got a DAC and the new R3 PRO II 2025 can run them but I dont see the point. Does it improve the sound or something?

I want to set up my PC to stream and access that on the DAP, That way I dont have to keep downloading streams that cut out at one hour 30 into a three hour stream. 

Its basically archaic


 >>/967505/
I have pairs of shirts and shorts. I wash them once a week on a Sunday. Instead of washing detergent I use old spice shampoo so they all have a fresh smell of sandlewood. 
 >>/967506/
> I don’t have a smartphone
You wouldn’t get it then. I used to use my Hiby alot as a Bluetooth receiver but with Bluetooth you are limited to lossy audio. If you remote control the hiby from you phone you can have the hiby just pumping out Hires lossless of the SD card and the app is only picking what to play from your library.







 >>/967492/
Hey nuro I bought a surfans f20 mp3 player awhile ago and had it sitting in a drawer. is there any way to fix it not reading my micro sd card or is it just fucked? the micro sd card works when i plug it into a card reader



 >>/967511/
No as I explained earlier it has got to do with the bandwidth limitations of Bluetooth and the lawsuits regarding apex and LDAC with Apple Qualcomm and Sony. The hiby has this hires Bluetooth codec called UAC that says it can stream hires over Bluetooth at 900kb/s but the reality is Bluetooth at over ~300kb/s drops out and is very sensitive to interference. It’s theoretically possible but does not actually work in the real world. 

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 >>/967540/
I do poo bags when I am in the field and away from a toilet. They are more like a kit that includes gloves, paper, butchers paper, plasitc and two bags. They still smell even through all that and you cant yeet them in the rubbish fast enough. 

They free you from modern inconveniences tho. Some places you cant dig a cathole, not if you are there for weeks on end and the place sees no rain for months. I usually pee bottle in those situations too. Piss really stinks if you are pissing five meters away from your bed all the time.

Plumber fixed the toilet.
He wanted the next two days off somewhere with the family and didn't trust his staff to give enough fucks to get to it tomorrow.
Had a celebratory bowl of ice cream and strawberry topping.


































My discarded weber coals started a fire in the garden. I thought they were out, it had been hours since the roast was removed.
I smelled the smoke from inside. It was just smouldering. Big hiss when I poured water on it. Lucky it hadn't got any further. Lucky I went out and investigated when I smelled smoke.


















 >>/967596/
Good Morning NEET
> chilly morning 
its absolutely stunning wather up here on the coast, actually slept last night without the air con on. God i hope this lasts a few days. Currently 19c with a fresh breeze.

Made a pizza last night. Got so fucking high i forgot to eat all of it, well at least thats breakfast sorted, garn mong all morning, i earned it !






















 >>/967637/
> but that seems contingent on printing their shipping label and sending it back.
Slap it on the box and get a receipt. 

I do like Amaxon's approach, that they print the label for you at AusPost if you show them the QR code they scan.







got 3 16g CO2 cartridges, some cider and plonk, some beer for Bill (Motherbat is too soft), and a couple of beef schnitzels for dindins
the butcher had some bright blue sausages that were pork and blueberry
looked absolutely vile
in chemist warehouse motherbat said "I beg your pardon" to the chink checkout woman and the woman basically repeated what she'd said but shouted at mothebat like she was a retarded child
wanted to punch her face in






















Bought Motherbat a Lenovo ThinkCentre to replace the shitty computer she has. Stupidly drove to MSY Holden Hill only to be informed they don't hold any computer stock and had to drive across town to their warehouse in Croydon.











My shift key got stuck down so i prised it up with a screwdriver and sprayed teflon lube on it, now it works like new. 10/10 reccomend occasionally lubing your keyboard, NEETs. Trust me.

























Day 3 trying to setup my router and failed again. Router can ping 8.8.8.8 from the shell but not from the computer. I can get into the webgui from the browser and change shit but I dunno what fucking IPv4 addresses to use. I think I need to set it to PPPoE but there is no option for that. 

Gonna try tomorrow and then give up. Might go get some more onions and mushrooms for the Pixxa prep.




Got attacked by two staffys on the way to the shop. Was on the footpath and this lizard looking dog just goes me out the open driveway, starts snarling and barking. I yelled for the owner and they came out straight away just as a second one comes at me. The guy apologises and jumps the fence to control the thing and he picked it up and chucked it over the fence. A wizend old man comes out of the shanty and says words to the beasts, I ran away then but I think they were embarrassed. Why do cunts keep these hell pig dogs and then act all coy when they attack NEETs just going to the shops? The owners dont give a fuck about me just afraid of the cops when they get reported. Those dogs need to be beaten regularly and I cant see those bad home types doing that, much less putting up a fence.





























































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The Lordiest Nuro is home after a goon cruise. Had no big plans tonight as its pretty quiet here on the coast. There are meant to be some fireworks at 8pm but guess what ? Its stormy and rainy as fuck now. Laying back glad i stayed in. Hitting the hard stuff now direct into my veins. 

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So long as you NEETs are willing to accept yourselves and accept everything that happens to you, then next year will be a good year for you. It is the futile struggle against acceptance that causes the negative feelings.

Year of acceptance 2026. I'm excited.














Garn back to sleep. Locals woke me up with fireworks. ABC had actually improved TV broadcast of the fireworks. You could hear them go boom and no audio singing of POZZ dubbed over it. First time in years. Refreshing. I had to immediately mute when it went back to the hosts.

Happy Year of Acceptance NEETs.












 >>/967871/
yeah
better now I've had a cup of tea
going for a waddle to survey the damage shortly
in addition to the explosions, there was at least one car out the front who did a burnout until the tyres exploded and then proceeded to do laps on the rims


























Good morning NEETs. Happy New Year.

Happy Year of Acceptance. It is time to end the struggle. To recover our dignity and to accept who and what we are. There will be no changing us. And that's okay.





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The second fiberglass wall under the front seat went in very snug. I left the edges unimpregnated and started to glass them in just to hold it until I can glass the rest. I was thinking that if I glass the edges it will sag out of place so I just tacked it but probably could have done the whole thing. I also put more tabs around the front bulkhead and tried to make the thing flat becasuse it went in with two pieces and they got a bit bowed in. It doesnt matter much, the plastic screw hatch can get put in with silicone which will fill in the gaps. gonna keep laying up the bulkhead im working on now, the boat is actually sitting on its nose so that the panel is upright like i am cooking on a frying pan instead of putting resin on a vertical surface. Thinking about how to do the back part. might need to go down the shops and get an ice cream tub to make the shape. A Neapolitain ice cream tub I think. Pixxa making day now tho.



 >>/967919/
probably towards the end of summer, i have to put more cloth on the bottom, do the sides where the two halves got joined and paint it camo, then I have to put paddle clips in and some other shit. It will be pretty nice when I stash it down the lake tho. Might get to use it a lot because its like a bicycle to a city NEET.

 >>/967920/
I should put a sink hole in the bottom and pocket the bung when I leave it in the bush. that way no one can use it without the bung. lOOOL




























































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