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Pack your bags Executive NEETs, the Maxi-Taxi will arrive soon to whisk you away to a beautiful mansion far away from the winds of shame. Waddle about the manicured gardens safe behind four foot thick walls where no skelly or normie will pass judgement on you again. Five course meals three times a day! Your own personal staff of professionals to bring out your best! Executives are valued in this society.

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clutch spring on the chainsaw is fucked but I can get a new one off ebay for ten dollars. Have to wait until it comes tho. sad. gonna get into the fukn lawn now, I really gotta get a petrol brush cutter.

























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had a chip at the chest high grass in the back bit with the electric strimmer but it was struggling so i got out the flymo and used it like a hedge trimmer by lifting and throwing it down on the weeds but before you tell me im being rough on my toys i gotta say its built tough for australian conditions and its also light and just works like that unlike the strimmer which just kept smoking and snapping the thin cord so now I'm stuffed and gonna have a bath













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I used to live next door to a door slammer. The walls would shake evry time he went in or out.
It was extremely vexing, but I never confronted him. He looked like the stabbing type. They can't take any criticism at all. Some of them can't even take being looked at.






































































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Ate half a chicken for lunch. Was only going to have a quarter, save the other quarter for dindins, but by the time I got home it had been in the hot car for so long I feared it was going off. Retarded executive logic. If I get sick I will have only myself to blame.








































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Some number I dont know sent me the message :Would you mind chatting for a bit. 

Sent back an okay, an hour later but they have ghosted me. Apart from spam and notifications I get no calls or texts. I'm going crazy trying to think who it is and what they want to talk about.


















































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I put the potatoes I boiled up in the fridge overnight and when I got to them this evening the stupid bar fridge froze them hard. I put them in the microwave in some water to thaw them out but they went all spongy and weird. I had already made the egg mayonaise but had to throw out the spuds which I had nore than enough for tomorrow. TEA RUINED

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 >>/969404/
I can't work in Aged Care and NDIS as I'm on terrorism and firearm charges :(
Can't work in electrical apprenticeship, or Cert IV finance/mortgage broking. Every time I retrain some health/safety agency or gov agency introduces legislation to prevent. Muh color blind is a safety hazard. muh not fit and proper person to work in finance as you have a restraining order.






















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The whole Butch's smallgoods range had empty shelves at the shop today. I had to get the Primo salami instead. Absolutely tasteless. No flavour at all. They should be ashamed of themselves.







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What are your favourite go-to meals neets? I need some inspiration for meals that don't get old after eating it regularly.
Currently i've got:
> Steak with mushroom sauce and veggies
> beef stroganoff
> breaky sandwich(tomato,avocado,sour cream + whatever else)
> burritos. Used to be tacos but burritos are bigger and easier
> baked beans on toast with cheese. Could do toasties I guess
> tuna on biscuits
> gherkins and cheese on biscuits
> need to learn how to make chicken noodle soup
> I know how to make spagetti bolognase but I don't like eating pasta anymore
> Pumpkin soup might be good with toast or something
> Air fried foods of course but they feel boring. Chips. Nuggets. Hoki bits with tartare. Pizza. Herbert adams pies.
> should be doing sandwiches of course but idk what to use for them.








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Mix a little bit of ah, ah
With a little bit of ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
Give a little bit of ah, ah
With a little bit of ah, ah
(Nelly hang all out)
With a little bit of ah, ah
And a sprinkle of that ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, Baby make it ah, ah


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> 2 minute noodles
> tomato or pumpkin soup with coles home brand white bread and margarine
> bananas/apples/carrots/strawberries/oranges stolen from local farms
> rice or pasta smothered in BBQ sauce (sauce packets stolen from the local eateries in the self serve section, salt sachets stolen from local fish and chips shop)
> uber eats goyslop refund scam
Ahh the joys of shed dwelling.


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 >>/969435/
> steel tureen
> little bit of stock and sauce in the bottom
> froxen corn
> froxen beans
> bit of broccoli on the bottom
> sardines in the middle
> refractory layer on the top: cauli and chippos.
> butter or oil
Put in turbo oven for 20 min, tomato sauce on top.

eat and clean up plate.


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> "High knees chicken" is a colloquial or misheard term referring to Hainanese chicken, which is a popular and iconic dish in Southeast Asian cuisine, especially in Singapore and Malaysia.





























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If the US invades, I think there might be an opportunity, in the chaos, for we NEETs to seize part of Greenland for the commune.

It might be of interest to send some tactical NEETs there to scout out the situation.

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A combination of extreme hot weather and a large bright moon has sent spider activity into overdrive. They've been seen in parts of the house hitherto unknown. Nasty black ones. Very concerning.


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I have finished all 47 Nero Wolfe novels and have moved onto P.G. Wodehouse's Jeeves novels. I have been laughing harder than I have in years. The man was a genius.

Currently reading Right Ho, Jeeves.

I am trying to think of a way to introduce Bertie Wooster style slang into my everyday conversation without it seeming forced.






































































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 >>/969572/
RFKJr should have banned vaccines by now given that he was the CEO of the peak vaccine truth NGO's less than two years ago. Deepstate gonna Deepstate I guess.

My fog lights came, they will fit right in but are not clearly marked left and right. Looking online for help on this. They are an identical pair so it will be impossible to know. The delivery chud was a foid this time and came to the front of the house so missed my roses in the vase I put out the back. Why does everything have to be so fuggen impossible NEETs?












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you gonna ban me? I will just chill in time out looking over the old 16chan catalogue, mostly my posts. Good times. Gonna find that post about the tween soon. You want to read it again next to the screen shot of your bullshit accusations that I'm a pedo like the troll.























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I watered the potplants again.
It was lucky I checked the temperature of the water coming out of the hose before I applied it to the plants. It would have killed them. Too hot to touch for long.
I had to spray the ground for a couple of minutes before the water was cool enough.

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The Coles Mexican Chilli Beans were not as good as they used to be. They have changed the recipe. No longer any chunks of onion or capsicum. Scandalously high water content in the can.




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Milk and butter aquired. I dont really need the butter but I had to flex my wealth so the checkout chud wont judge me. Didnt make eye contact but managed to keep my situational awareness up by looking around without moving my head to point to what was happening.





















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OXIDATION:   2 Al(s) + 6 OH– (aq) –––> Al2O3(s) + 3 H2O (l) + 6 e–

REDUCTION:  Ag2S(s) + 2 H2O (l) + 2 e–   –––>   2 Ag(s) + H2S (aq) + 2 OH– (aq)
                                                                                                        
3 Ag2S(s) + 2 Al(s) + 3 H2O (l) –––> 6 Ag(s) + 3 H2S (aq) + Al2O3(s)


























































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Hey boardneet. Seeing as you often need guidance to put on good moofies that every one will like, I suggest you put on Picnic at Hanging Rock by Peter Weir. Its pretty nice and will generate lots of nostalgia in the NEETs. Plus the NEETs will think you are based which I gotta say, you sorely need to work on.
























































































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I was very frustrated that Butch's Smallgoods red wine and garlic salami was not on the shelf when I went yesterday.
It was a minor thing I suppose in the scheme of things, but I had been looking forward to it. There was a surge of rage when I spied the empty shelves and came to understand the situation.
If I was even slightly more mentally unhinged I might have started abusing the nearest staff. I am only just barely a civilised NEET still. With just the rare public outburst.
The outbursts are rare, not habitual. I am still a member of society. There is no public rage for a missing salami. Not yet. I am keeping it together here.
I am holding it all together here NEETs. But how many out of stock salamis away from a trip in the paddy wagon and a mental health hold are any of us really? You just don't know.
Stock my fucking salamis. Dogs.


































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> I was walking through the local cemetery the other day. A woman was walking towards me and as she got nearer she said Good Morning. I replied, Oh, you can see me.
> I've never seen anyone run that fast before.





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I turned the canoe the other way on its end and will work on the last bit of the front bulkhead from the inside, today. Thunder and threatening to rain. I see much inside dwelling in my immediate future.



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Thinking about how IGA dropped the bombshell and should be the drama of the day but even in his deepest shame recesses, he's outdone by Tiffo being a little fatty. He cant even be the best heel.











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As of January 2024, according to the Brewer's Association of Australia, the average pint at the pub now costs $15. In contrast, purchasing 20-litre kegs of pub-quality beer from our Burleigh Heads Brewery brings the cost down to around $3 per pint.














































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It was back when I was younger and going to the gym and looking like a Kelvinator, and we had purchased one of their kilo bacon packs and they had used deceptive packaging so that you couldn't see half the pack was complete inedible dogshit.




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Nuro told a Pentagon inquiry that the S.E.A.L's had gone Fake and Ghey since '15 and he didn't want to end up dead from a command fuck-up getting played by Marky-Mark in some Netfilx blockbuster so if they didn't transfer him back to Delta he would be tempted to go rogue get a gig as a mercenary springing the next South American dictator in US Federal Custody to lead some Military coup against CIA allied tinpot Carribbean narco states, once.

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same over here. there's no point when you can just stay at home drinking beers that cost a quarter of a pubs, and just play cod and go on brit/pol/ and aus/neet/s. the bigger problem with pubs/bars now though is that lads know they aren't going to get laid by going to them wheras in better times that was a possibility
















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I heard him specifically say That card cheatin' yagermeister frat boy Marky Mark in that meeting, intimating personal association, but he also said the same thing in his assessment of Josh Brolin. You gotta take what Nuro says with a grain of salt, sometimes.
































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Heat is killing me. Need alcohol. I think I finished vibe coding an imageboard with anonymous passwords. We could all use the same password, or everyone can have their own. No accounts needed. Just needs to be copied onto the VPS.





































































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chucked a light loadout and a hoe in the falcon and went to chop weeds on the highway over the mountain and as im turning around to park the zogbots behind me got all suspicious and i am brethoed and packing shit because of all the heavyweight naxi shit on my hiby which i damn near would have  swallowed if one wasnt watching me while the other runs my plates but lucky they let me go and i got to carry out the mission and scout around while i did that all the time thinking how i kinda skimped lunch and about my pixxa i got waiting after i got back and had a bath listening to new order while it cooks and even had a minute to make popcorn which i am going to eat with the ice cream and chill watching something stimulating but probably just twitch streams of command and conquer while i try and forget my forced interaction with that chirpy zogbot foid





















































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motherbat made me a toasted sandwich by toasting two pieces of bread and putting cold ham in the middle
THEN
i had a shower and it was flooding and it was because she put the non-slip rubber mat thing over the drain hole

















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Sweetie and a hot chook has been collected.
Chook has been parted out and Sweetie got the oysters and some skin and some stuffing.
She made a fren at the kennel. A greyhound named Jimmy.



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You see the problem here, I dont know if I'm entertaining a convicted and open pedophile. I did try to solve this issue with the ausneets matrix channel and that's working nicely as a verified DM, so If you want to hear what I have to say and plot to take control of /ausneets/ then thats where you can find me and Nuro. I will even help you find an appropriate server and set up your verification tokens. All in the interests of taking control of the sinister debacle this board has become.


















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 >>/970101/
i'm interested in this, i'm not a yank i'm from 8/brit/ and use a proxy. i see so many "characters" mentioned here like, cruisey, weber, nuro, IGA, pidgey and more i can't remember. i always thought they were just made up memes but are you saying posts like  >>/970109/ are part of the spam?

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thats the thing my limey fren, the pedo spammer will spam the most vile images he can find and then post some banal shit trying to get a (You). The BO thinks that if we dont agitate the troll then we can all post as normal but the good NEETs are not as candid anymore and having to do capchas (because spam) really cuts out a lot of the bants. The sekret board had far higher post count when it was free of this troll effect, sadly the faggot BO deleted it before I could do a catch up (me and Nuro was excluded), 50 000 posts gone. What an arsehole.

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 >>/970112/
Many of us have been here for years and we ended up getting assigned names based on certain traits and happenings and recognisable posting styles.
Occasionally somebody tries to shit things up by impersonating one of the named NEETs.



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Tonight on my PC I will be watching Avatar: Fire and Ash at 20:00 AEST by myself. Join me as I fast forward until I find the good bits where the vile blue skinned aliens get smashed by the awesome forces of Earth. This moofie will not go for long, maybe ten minutes until the tab is closed in disgust at this eye watering CGI junket scripted to deliver woke tropes like a machine gun in a school cafeteria. Please save me from the loneliness and put something less gay, which would be anything, on womboflix instead.



















































































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