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north west? do you have cyclones and crocodiles too? australia is fascinating to me, most people from my cunt only go to melbourne or brisbane so i never really hear anything of the wild north west coast. i only know it from that based lad who drove his landrover up there in the 60s to go fishing and hunting with the boongs









































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> “When something originally scared this mum wallaby she went into flight mode, this is where the pouch muscles will involuntarily contract which can result in their joey falling out of the pouch when they are bounding away at speed fleeing. This very sad involuntary action is what left the pair separated.”
Hence "throwing" the baby out to distract predators. Giving mom another day to make roo babies while they could have died both in by the teeth of predator.
The action doesn't need to be based on conscious decision, it's an automatic defense mechanism. This is how evolution formed them.
During hard times people ate their own kids first because children are burden and useless and die easily - especially "back then". But adults can make more kids when hard times pass. It's not easy to comprehend with modern western thinking and with "think of the children glasses on".






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I lost all respect for the local nesting pidges when I saw they had murdered one of their two babies by pushing it out of the nest.
Apparently it is common when they have more than one baby. They only keep the strongest one.
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Not these potatoes. I am trying to maintain the amylopectin to keep the Glycaemic Index down. Boiling for a minimum time and eating them straight away is my strategy. They are new potatoes, probably kennebecs or dutch cream. I have no way of knowing how successful my efforts are though because I dont have a glucose meter and literally couldnt be bothered to take my blood glucose three or four times over an hour.










































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> Cocomelon is a children's YouTube channel operated by the Candle Media-owned Moonbug Entertainment. The channel specializes in 3D animation videos of traditional nursery rhymes and original children's songs. As of July 2025, Cocomelon is the 3rd most-subscribed and 2nd most-viewed channel on YouTube.












































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Why does google come up straight away with my search results and then it goes blank and takes ten seconds to come up with a bunch of shit I dont want and the first results that looked good disappear and there is just irrelevant shit? This never used to happen.





























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New board is live with 100MB uploads per file, 10 files per post with a 3 second cooldown on posting unless it's same image spam, then the cooldown is 10 minutes or something. Just need someone to organize a whitelist for it.
It has the ability to create any number of passwords. A password is required to see the board. No registration or email or anything is required to get a password.
if NigaY gets one I can change it and it will kick him off in like 10 seconds.
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> "Vichan has next to no active development"

> "We strongly urge you to consider other imageboard packages. It is the opinion of the vichan development team that no new vichan imageboards should be deployed at the moment"


> "vichan is still beta software -- there are bound to be bugs"

> The vichan team themselves say don't use vichan for new boards!
ecks dee. the code base itself is broken. Might have to start over from scratch on another software.
I am so mad but can't help but laugh


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The next iteration for this place is
https://magrathea.endchan.net/ausneets/thread/970185.html

I would also be careful with home hosting. I would consider how the host is isolated on the network and how the traffic is managed to it.

















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magrathea is some kind of failover board thats run on a hacked smart washing machine somewhere in northern england. Its such low bandwidth that it will keep going even when the big cloud servers go down for regular jeetcode fuck ups.

Having a caro and gonna get back to the canoe.





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Goon Afternoon Big Fellas.

The Lordiest Nuro is back in the house. God Awfull wather lately. Hot humid overcast no rain uncomfortable. Been in the cool zone. Had to drop off a couple of bikes so went to the pointe. Chilling in the mobile coolzone cranking the new soundsytem, having a cheeky sip of champas. About to begin a catchup. 

How are we all doin ? moofie status ?






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About to fit the templates for bulkhead #4, just gotta get out of the fart zone in front of the computer. Gonna delete MOS ibiza 2023 from the playlist because its trash.

> moofie status
BoardNEET wont pick up. He is punishing me by punishing the rest of the NEETs.













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ayyyyyyyyyyy
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i have only studied her body of work non musically
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well that canoe is slowly getting more expensive every day...
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it was still good your goon filled stomach will regret this later and your body will hate you tomorrow if you get to that point of being so pissy you just cant be fucked cooking anything and too drunk to acquire any too. Happened to me last week. ooooooof.
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formerly sober
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LIES!
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erm......

decisions decisions neets, had a lamb roast last night, cbf cooking tonight, dont wanna go far or spend too much, options limited. Actually i got it, garn kebab shoppe but gonna hit a chip bab, have not been there lately as the previous owners hubby died suddenly, new owners and new incompetent staff, i will be rolling the dice with this sloppa. Fuck it. I have the neeed, the need for feed.























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One movie was requested last year but there wasn't any backup copy available anywhere for the movie was so new.
I said back then: maybe in January. I've no idea about the title.


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Nice. I'm looking forward to see your collection.

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You drive in the wrong side of the car.






























































































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> watching a scottish woman give a presentation on the bronze age in scotland
> can't understand a fucking word she says
> turn on youtube captions
> doesn't work, youtube's AI can't understand the scots either














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Back when I was a boxing champion I had a big fight coming up once and Weber and Possum came to me and offered me 5 grand to go down in the 3rd round and I agreed but it turned out I misunderstood what they meant and that's why I'm banned from boxing and on the sex offenders list now.





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I bought something online from a Romanian business. After a fortnight of silence they have told me they don't have the item in stock despite having listed it. I have asked when they expect to get it back in stock but they are slow to reply.
Trust a fucking snake before a Romanian.






















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 >>/970676/
Well shitting is integral part of walking, they get the mood to do it.
Poor bird, but that's just dog things too.

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I dunno. I don't think I ever walked in deep dry sand...
But it depends. There is a difference between snow and snow.
If it's deep virgin snow it's like walking in water, except a bit lighter easier, but doing it for kms it's tiring - especially uphill.
On a path its often trudged down by people but only after a lot of traffic will be compact. So it moves under your feet in lumps and all the muscles need to work to keep in balance. And when it's compact it's a bit slippery.
And in the forest you can't see the ground, if there are rocks or torn branches or even a smaller ditch. So it makes walking difficult.

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If it's cold enough it's almost dry. Warm boot can warm it up if it gathers on it, it melts and slowly drenches leather.





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