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Wonder how that cash poor Neet is holding up.

 >>/971216/
NSW for the W

 >>/971304/
Feeling very sad at the moment.

Maybe if I have a nap I will wake to find Cruisey has placed a five cent piece in the letterbox.

 >>/971307/
go thru your vaccum cleaner

 >>/971307/
I hope so 🙏🤞

Angry yelling in the street from the neighbours. Bad Home vibes. They just got a fuckhuge american pickup truck too. Someone got an inheritance, I'll wager.

 >>/971310/
Might have been retarded enough to get a loan.

 >>/971306/
Bit of a povo situation neet. Bit sad. Why not ask a neighbor for some change?

 >>/971311/
Just five hundered and sixty two weekly payments of $475 indexed  and they will own it outright!

 >>/971307/
Take some bottles to the recycling depot.

 >>/971312/
It's alright. Everybody wants me to fail.

 >>/971315/
Tell us why you want that box and we might change.

 >>/971312/
I'll have to ask him why he wants me to give him money just to make sure its not for drugs or alcohol or comic books.

 >>/971316/
Because it matches the dimensions of a box I already own and I need it to. Hence buying another.

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I bet it's a sex thing.

I bet that NEET is going to put drugs or alcohol or comic books in this box. Thats why he is so evasive

I never trusted boxfuckerNEET anyway.

Maybe I could put my $5 in the poker machine and get $6 out.

I fucked up again NEETs. I had 2/3 coffees and went and bought what I thought was caffeine & sugar free coke but it has caffeine and a drank a whole bottle. I'm wired.

 >>/971322/
You will end up in debt and have to hock the other box.

 >>/971319/
kek

 >>/971322/
What happened to the other 95 cents? did you blow it already?

 >>/971326/
I did not. But you can't put less than a $1 coin in a machine.

All this cumbox talk is making me reminisce on the days you could get a pie with a coke for 5$

 >>/971328/
> pie with a coke
I would say that is a poor combination. Coke goes well with pizza. I would have a flavoured milk with a pie though. Just my 5c worth.

 >>/971328/
There used to be a bowling place here that said in their ads "For $6.50 you get two games, shoe hire, a hot dog, fries and a coke".

 >>/971329/
> Just my 5c worth
Cruel NEET, very cruel.

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Updated the front page for ausneets.cv. Hopefully it explains what it's about a little better. I don't intend to moderate it or de-anonymize any neets.

 >>/971332/
That is a fine front page, but can you add a monero wallet so NEETs of means can donate to the poverty stricken NEETs to buy boxes.

 >>/971333/
You're hoarding. Speculating on the box market.

 >>/971336/
Imagine how many boxes nuro must have.

to think I shared my paint collection last night and today you are mocking my need for five cents

 >>/971338/
If you didn't blow all your money on paints you wouldn't be in this quandry.

 >>/971338/
Get to the scouts recycling before it closes. You have dollars worth of bottles in that yellow bin.

 >>/971340/
it has been emptied

 >>/971341/
It gets emptied tomorrow.

 >>/971339/
Not going to show you the box creation if I can ever afford it then.

 >>/971342/
somebody doesn't seem to understand I was basically away from home since the last recycling day

 >>/971333/
CashedUpNEET.

still very hot in the outback if ventusky is to be believed

 >>/971343/
I'm sorry NEET I hope you get your box one day.

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Good afternoon bros

 >>/971344/
There is something in there. You only need one.

 >>/971348/
Hello NEET. How are you going?

 >>/971333/
You need a display case.

 >>/971137/
many great wanks were had to her in my early teens

 >>/971349/
He should go through the neighbours bins, I'm sure he would find one.

 >>/971352/
she had fucked up tits and that many freckles is gross

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 >>/971350/
I'm ok thanks, cleaned the flat, went into town for a coffee and hit woolies.
Only mildly out of sorts today.
yourself?

 >>/971353/
might just steal the box from officeworks

 >>/971354/
she had great tits man, nice puffy nips. Tight little body in her prime.

 >>/971355/
Sounds like you had a pretty good day NEET.
Mine has been quiet. Just did a bit of cleaning.

 >>/971358/
> Just did a bit of cleaning.
You wouldn't happen to have found a five cent piece?

 >>/971360/
isn't that low?

 >>/971361/
yeah the diastolic is a bit low but nothing crazy. I thinks its because I'm feeling depressed.

 >>/971358/
Did you eat anything yummy today?

 >>/971363/
I just had a small tin of pink salmon. It was pretty good. I don't like the fishy smell in my kitchen though.

Bum sniffers

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-14/radio-racism-target-indian-drivers-road-freight-transport/106180274

Cruisey hasn't done a poo yet today.

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 >>/971367/
His arse is not in a good stage.

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Gonna chuck it in for today. Too late to go out.

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 >>/971366/
trev won't be replaced without a fight

 >>/971369/
The stresses of the Bossman lifestyle are hard on the bowels.

Cruisey stealthed me in a toilet cubicle once.

 >>/971374/
You never even mentioned condoms though you dirty slut.

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Thinking about those four fingers

Bought a caramel slice for afternoon tea, something I haven't had since I was in high school. Was disappointing.

ADIDAS

 >>/971360/
 >>/971362/
Do you get dizzy from being low? I've been dizzy all day cause my bp has been low, went down to 81/50, was waiting to passout.

 >>/971367/
He's blocked up.

Tried some of those Indomie mi goreng noodles for the first time. Thought they'd be spicier than that.

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 >>/971376/
Some get the entire hand.

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We need to get rid of these scrawny low blood pressure ethiopian neets have a board dedicated to the neet gentleman of size only. Blood pressure 140+ required to post.

 >>/971381/
The more asian the packets look the spicier they are

 >>/971382/
last australian pm i remember, couldn't tell you who the current fella is

 >>/971384/
the hot & spicy suimin cup is hotter than what I just ate
might need to buy a bottle of chili sauce after the cardboard box

 >>/971379/
I used to get dizzy when I stood up when they had me on far too strong bp meds.
I fell over from it once.

supposedly they do a hot & spicy indomie
had to get the 5 pack I have at Victor as the poors buy up all the ones in lizbef

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 >>/971383/
👆💯

 >>/971388/
You can order some on Amaxon,if on sale they can be cheap.

 >>/971387/
New neet lore drop. Didn’t know we had a bipolar neet? Do you get like rage episodes with it while unemdicated?

 >>/971391/
Blood pressure you mong.

 >>/971392/
Haha. Oops!

> he doesn't know about my boong penis meds

 >>/971395/
Waddup black dick

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 >>/971393/
kek

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lgn1i1-EAUI

i know what he doesn’t have Boxed package

 >>/971400/
box price

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Cruisey one of these will ease it out of you.

 >>/971402/
> fuck yer that looks good
> shitskin actor at the end
All desire to buy the pizza evaporated.
Why do they still do this?

 >>/971403/
Unless you're constipated and need to poo, it may not be the pixxa you need!

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How?

 >>/971323/
Caffeine is old wives tale.

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I sanded back the bulkhead 4 bits, they are only on the side and you can see that I need a middle bit. I also need to block the hole at the back of the seat and that one will have a screw hatch on it. I would have worked on it tonight but a sudden and torrential downpour hit and made me feel sleepy. I did fix the extension cord, I worked it out in my head, I was gonna put heatshrink on it first before I solder everything togehter. I always forget to put the heatshrink on it before I solder everything together. I cut the ends in a staggered way to they wouldnt touch wiht out insulatinon and soldered it. It was hard to solder them. I did it tho and it is okay but I forgot to put the heatshrink on before I did the soldering so I had to bodge it with tape. Fuck. I could have just put the end on the cut piece and made it shorter but I figured soldering it would be less work. meh it would have been about the same. I havent tested it yet and I hope it works. It was pretty straightforward. Put the purple on the green wire. The red on the purple wire and the green ton the black wire. I sure hope my shit doesnt run backwards when I plug it in. Legit might get a new cord tho. Gonna try and glue the headlinging in the car now. Might fukn go to bed early. I had a stressful day.

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 >>/971402/
Imagine brown hands touching the food you make.

 >>/971360/
> 59
That's a bit low. Do some exercises.

 >>/971406/
Doesn't seem to do much to me, even near a gram.

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 >>/971407/
I am very excited for the canoe launch.

Seriously considering the idea of getting a camper van and going around fruit picking

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 >>/971366/
> Jaswinder Boparai
> Narinder
> Pippal
Indian names are funny.

 >>/971372/
> t. skyrim thief and dark brotherhood questline

 >>/971389/
Should have used 140 emote.

 >>/971407/
You should have bought a ladik.

 >>/971412/
> fruit picking
It is hard work. Are you up to it?

 >>/971332/
I guess goodbye to those fellas who want to leave.
WT has password now. (It has a couple of weeks now.)

I bet Cruisey hasn't done a poo today because of nuros cruelty to him yesterday.
The poor blighter has cruelty constipation.

 >>/971414/
Your job as a nitpicker is way easier.

 >>/971417/
Does that pay well?

 >>/971415/
The show will always go on.

 >>/971415/
I don’t see a password on it unless there is another secreter board

 >>/971420/
The BO of a board have to enable passwords in the board settings.

Also in theory the post queueing should work. Posts can be premoderated too by BO or the board users (voting). At least this worked at some point.

 >>/971416/
He needs to eat some prunes.

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 >>/971413/
that boat is too big. I need something light and discreet. The canoe is as big as I can handle. It is pretty nice tho.

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So passwording was recently added? That would have been nice to know before i made my own version. I guess the neets haven’t realised it yet?

 >>/971424/
There are in different sizes. Tho all made either of wood or aluminium. So probably even the smallest are heavy as fugg.
They are flat bottomed, and handle like canoe (like paddle on only one side and steer with the paddle after each stroke to keep it on line).

Still no refund from the Romanians.

 >>/971425/
After the thing happened we (Odili) started to work on the feature. But stuff got botched and posting got disabled entirely. So that had to be fixed and some other stuff too.
Well at least one fella knows, but he expressed little enthusiasm to run a/the board.
And frankly I don't see a reason why anyone should move from here. /ausneets/ is taken care of.

> Clintons refuse Epstein subpoenas, face contempt charges

 >>/971430/
Two more weeks.

 >>/971427/
Just.

 >>/971431/
It's in the bag

 >>/971429/
I have a specific box of 431x406x596 that I wish to join parts of a second box of same width and depth to.

 >>/971432/
It is about 450 AUD too. These gypsy niggers better pay up soon.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-14/scott-adams-dilbert-obituary/106227212

 >>/971434/
Fussy bloody NEET that's practically the same size.

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 >>/971435/
What did you attempt to purchase from Romania of all places? They aren't exactly known for industry.

 >>/971439/
I am too embarrassed to say.

 >>/971439/
Romanian drugs

Boxes?

Downloading Chimp Empire (2023).

 >>/971443/
75 of them.

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 >>/971437/
we don't have them here either, fwiw

 >>/971441/
They would just have sent powdered donkey droppings.

so sleepy

 >>/971436/
Just remembered these from back in the day.
https://acme.com/jef/comics/pervbert/

 >>/971428/
You take care of me daddy Shibs

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 >>/971450/

Still haven't opened that mead.

 >>/971449/
shit man i just woke up two hours ago

 >>/971453/
it'll only get better with age
until it doesn't

 >>/971436/
how dare you, that man pushed hate speech, if you support him you're going to get arrested

The posts here are much better in the mornings.

I can't afford to get drunk. I've only got $15 and there is nothing worth getting for that.

sleepy

 >>/971426/
Its okay, I really needed one that you could put a body in the front and take it deep into the middle of no-where and sink them with a car battery or something. The canoe is a bit too small for that.

 >>/971459/
Should be able to get a couple of bottles of moscato.

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 >>/971462/
> moscato
It contains too much sugar.

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 >>/971458/
The goon inspires the afternoon and evening posts.

 >>/971439/
a mail order bride

Going to lie down. I've been very tired lately. No energy.

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 >>/971459/
I think there is casked wine for 15$ although I might be misremembering that. Might have been 20$ or 30$

 >>/971467/
i'm going to manifest you having gay dreams tonight, good luck bro

 >>/971469/
there are some $12-15 casks, but they're lower alcohol content (and shit)

 >>/971459/
can't you get like 3 bottles of chancellor and co wine for that
i thought they used to be like 2.50 a bottle but i guess they're 5 now idk, that's always my go to because i'm a cheap ass

This broke NEET is very choosy about his booze. Back in my day we would drink anything at all.

 >>/971473/
It should be clarified that the box-seeking NEET and the booze-seeking NEET are different people.

 >>/971471/
True that they're shit. You could mix it with a 2$ bottle of soda just to get pissed. I can't drink anything except balter cerveza / corona's, they're the same thing and mixed jim beam now.

 >>/971473/
When was that neet? Did you have a boong phase?

 >>/971473/
Metho with a splash of boot polish was the best.

 >>/971477/
Hand sanitizer is what the kids drink these days.

I wonder if moonshine really causes no hangovers.

 >>/971479/
Possibly, as it would mostly just be water and ethanol. Most of the issues people have from hangovers are from preservatives and shit.

 >>/971476/
We've all had a boong phase, all you had to remember was never loan them money.

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9.99$ casked white wine at dans

 >>/971479/
> not coming from a bloodline of alcoholics and having the gene that makes it so you just don't get hangovers

weak

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 >>/971482/
> Sonata Estate
I'll take some metho from the fridge, thanks.

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=A3v7-rGibr8
this simply must be heard. my new hype music for leaving landlordberg's to go and get tinnies

 >>/971484/
Don't forget the splash of boot polish!

Out of money. cenno says two grand tomorrow. Soon to be cashed up.

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ARRRGGGHHHHHH

 >>/971488/
Handsome fella.

 >>/971480/
The meth head down the road drinks it when he cant get anyone to go to the bottle shop for him. He is banned from the only pub in town. Its some shit out of outback aus in The Proposition like he's one of the townspeople extras.  Shit that was a good Moofie.

 >>/971487/
> two grand tomorrow
Advance payment?

 >>/971487/
How is this possible?

 >>/971487/
Double it at The Cas

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 >>/971485/
> pic related

 >>/971494/
it slaps, i'm not saying you have to become a muslamic or anything like that m8

 >>/971495/
Whatever you say rag head lover

Bins go out tonight Weber.

 >>/971439/
Rags?

I want to have a rags to riches story but without having to do any work for it.

 >>/971497/
Tomorrow morning. I have to remember to get the prawn scraps bag out of the freexer.

 >>/971500/
> the prawn scraps bag
My exact body type.

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Good night.

 >>/971502/
Good night Pidge. xx
That pink nest in the cage is too exposed.

 >>/971502/
Night fella.
That pidge lady doesn't know what she is doing, not the pidge.

Weber one of your local dirt bikers got killed last night.

https://www.police.sa.gov.au/sa-police-news-assets/northern-police-district/serious-crash-elizabeth-grove

 >>/971504/
bro i thought that was the indian flag

 >>/971505/
Good.

 >>/971506/
The poo must flow.

 >>/971502/
Gn

Weed neet how much am i looking at out of pocket for a grow tent + the starter shit like lights soil and enough fertalizer for an i don’t know, 4-6 plant grow? Not counting power

A jew literally threw his own shit at me once. I thought i could be friends with a jew. Jews? Not even once.

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 >>/971502/
Good nights neetiepoos

 >>/971492/
There is more than just jobseekers.

 >>/971512/
Kek

Tooth hurty 
On the bonjela

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With the 2025 decisive Lord Nuro and General Tiff victory over Stumers Creek, Stanners was left to flee blindfolded and barefoot.

We have finally begun long awaited logistal earth moving works in OPERATION: REMOVE THE SMELL

 >>/971516/
How was that excavator able to drive across the top of the water?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JZ0VLebj3fk
Listening to nigger rap.

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How shall NEETs avoid the coming draft?

 >>/971513/
I know. Why do you get more than me?
I want more

Might remodel my flat to look like a doom level

 >>/971515/
See a dentist NEET. Don't suffer needlessly.

 >>/971519/
Hide in the woods like dezi with pit vipers on of course

 >>/971516/
I just learned I have been pronouncing Stumers wrong.

 >>/971518/
blade 2 was a perfect film, i miss the 2000s

 >>/971516/
it rained so hard this arvo that the gutters overflowed. I was just watching it pour thinking that the rain helps me think but doesnt think for me. eerie.

I've got a male USB-A to male USB-C cord I use to connect my phone to my desktop. I went to plug it in to my desktop without looking accidentally was using the USB-C end. It caused my computer to shutdown lol. MongLyfe.

can't get to sleep, my sleep cycle is completely fucked

 >>/971528/
Try counting boongs.

wish i still had my beanbag, so i could lie on it and listen to stuff in the darkness

 >>/971530/
make friends with a fat neet

 >>/971531/
Cruisey has monopolised them.

 >>/971532/
Rent a fat NEET

 >>/971533/
He charges by the kilogram.

 >>/971510/
Don't grow in soil under lights, it's a waste of time.
Have a read up on deep water culture (dwc) it's the best method.
Prices for the gear varies a hell of a lot it's worth shopping around for the good places.
I paid 350 for the tent (2.4m x 1.2m x 2m), 500 for each of the lights (250-720w, covers up to 1.5m x 1.5m each), pipes and pumps were 300 or so and nutrients about 150 for a crop.
Roughly 2 grand for a setup that will grow 6-8 plants every 3 months, it'll give you 30-60 oz depending on what strain you grow and skill.

 >>/971535/
Forgot the fan and the air filter that's another 350 or so.