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Might have a wank thinking about 10k in a 6 harness rope swing with lambs wool and leather, swinging back and forth over a greased taser as a quirky little red headed lass from just north of dublin, on the coast where the rocks are all craggy and the shale whollops the cliff faces with cold salty mist slowly controls the rhythm by holding his shaft at the base and moving just her wrist. The taser (at only 30%) grants subtle squirts of sporadic tingles right on the anus, before she grasps it harder then pushes him forward, hitting his big testical growth and then with an extra glug of stroking grease on her latex gloves, moves the taser up the shaft to the tip. Then proceeds to take turns zapping his knob and her oil covered nipples, grasping his balls in the other hand then deepthroats the whole thing and zapping his sphincter til be blows the growth out his cock into her sinus cavity and then she blindfolds him and spits the cum out on to his chest scar cum gutter and she licks it back up like a good girl.



















 >>/972374/
GMN.

AI has gone too far these days
>  This TikTok star sharing Australian animal stories doesn’t exist – it’s AI Blakface
https://theconversation.com/this-tiktok-star-sharing-australian-animal-stories-doesnt-exist-its-ai-blakface-273004




































https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-ideas/luxury/billionaire-larry-ellison-scrambles-to-rename-yacht-after-coming-to-horrifying-realisation-about-its-name/news-story/7ff46b4b6624a1efd14528359cee3bbb









 >>/972411/
Drove in the hills looking for spots but then went to an oval and the other car there turned their lights on as we left. I said that we could go to Possum's as a joke but after about 40min driving, I said it again and she seemed keen. I told her he wouldnt touch, but would probably watch. I think thats how tuggers came up.
































 >>/972434/
We have a couple rendevous spots. I told her I wanted to take her in the hills to look at stars but all the places we went had other cars parked there, probably doing something similar. Every single out of the way oval carpark and lookout spot had people, was pretty funny.































































I bought the Tandaco yeast because the other one (Lowans) says made in china and I dont trust biologics from there. Looking up the country of origin online now. Might have to send a querey to the customer service listed on the box. Milk leaked in my backpack. Hosed it out and its drying on the end of a spar high in the air. At least I didnt get attacked by a dog on my journey.

 >>/972535/
I think you will struggle to get first world yeast. I know there is a French brand but I don't know if they make their yeast in France or get it from China and then package it with their branding. That is common these days. They change without telling you.


Gonna work on the boat. Its up on my verandah and I dont like junkyard aesthetic, even though I am working on it each day it still looks like its not going anywhere, like half the front yards full of fucked cars and junk around this bad home town.










 >>/972542/
I'm currently in a similar situation although I want a long term gf. I found this book called Models - Attract women through honesty, to be quite good. It talks about how pickup artistry works but is unfulfilling. It talks about how overcoming flaws leads to a better life overall and gets you better women. I guess you could also take away from it the cheap hacks to pickup chicks with. I won't judge you.































































The bad home youths over the back fence are up on their house roof for some reason.
It caught me by surprise they could see into my yard. I had to beat a hasty retreat back inside.
Strong tobacco smell on the breeze. Some sort of Saturday night festivities.






















Went up the bush and worked on a piece of spar. Its time consuming but there is plenty of material up there to build shit if i can work out how to connect it, thats the aim at the moment. To work out technique.








I decided this is the night the neighbors will pay for their crimes and have been spamming bass heavy neurofunk for the past 40 minutes.
No. I know what the police response times are. Even if they respond I will talk to them like I am ignorant.
ecks to the mutha fuckin dee.
Nuro wished he could be as based as me, even if the NEETs care about him, which they don't. LMFAO





































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Nah the roastie wanted to sign me up to an online cert in their RTO so the cunt could collect some shekels.
Told her I can't as I'm a convicted rapist then started making vigorous movements under the table as if I was masturbating until the cunt said yep your job search is satisfactory, you can go now.
I love having no social filter, nobody gets between my neetbux










































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Goon Morning Fellas.

Pillbrraaaained, in the cool zone, munching on a leftover burrito, glad i did the washing yesterday, clean clothes, laying on fresh bedding. Rain drizzling down. Yep this going to one helluva lazy sunday. Set controlls to comfy. 

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Moved the canoe so I can work on parts that are not upside down. Gonna run out of goo so I will plan for that and get as much done with what I have before I have to go to the shop. Actually excited about finishing it. I have spent about 50 hours on it so far, I dont know, cunts would say I should just buy one but they wouldnt get it. This thing is special purpose and upcycled. I remember that hobo just bought one and it makes me think what a retarded consoomer he really is.










































































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Goon AfterNEET Fellarinos.

It’s almost been a whole fucking week since Nuro got out for a decent Brap on the EEB. Thank God. Needed some circulation of the cardiac arterials… feeling absolutely fine. 

Been on the Laptop all the morning doing some monitoring. I am currently monitoring the fuck out of this situation if you catch my Drift….









 >>/972861/
How wide are they and what is the application ? Most people overinflated their tyres. HIgjt PSI =\= fast tha not how tyres work. 30 is usually ideal and usually run 25 at the front for comfort. It’s all about comfort and for the common rider Tubeless is a complete meme.



















> The special sitting of parliament will cost nearly $1 million a day, including flights for Australia’s 227 MPs and senators and a $310-per-night travel allowance, costing around $140,000 for two nights.









 >>/972865/
Probably Abdul’s illegal Vapes sparking off tanks of JEET cooking gutter oil. White business adjacent loosing everything and insurance just going nope.jpg

Many such cases happened on the coast here last year. Everyone adjacent to that got properly fucked.




Heartache like a teenager. Fuck, this huts. I cried to a bit on mad men that said 'the japanese have a saying, a man is whoever he is when he enters a room'. Emotional wreck. Might call beyond blue so I can be disapointed in their response and I have something to aim my frustrations at. I'm really hurting, more than I had anticipated.













 >>/972891/
Oh Noes where will Uber pajeet get his cow shit curry when he's hungry? The street shitter economy is completely sand boxed from food to petrol to vapes to whores, pajeet only buys from pajeet. Unless he's pooling his money with other jeets to buy former family homes to turn into taxi dorms and move up the chain renting bunks to fresh off the plane pajeets.















 >>/972922/
The sports clubs and gyms need to be made accountable. Any organisation facilitating anti social gatherings need to be fined and/or closed down. Those HH sportswear need to be treated like gang clothing. No different to vests with patches.


 >>/972937/
None of you were invited in. Tiff was the best option, until we found out he's a greasy chortler like the rest of us. 
We need our own, but instead of gyms, have meetings at kfc. Our uniform will be trackies and my pig shirts.

 >>/972926/
I just ran out of resin, almost out of everything else. I can do a bit more scraping and sanding but then I have to stop. At least I am better at estimating what I need. Gonna decide on how to do the colors to blend in with the bush on the lake edge. Maybe brown and grey like a old log. I wont paint the inside, save on cost and it'll be upside down so it doesnt matter. There is a little shelf where a possum can sleep but it wouldnt be comfy. The last bulkhead is gonna be tricky but I will work  it out.


 >>/972940/
if I leave it for a long time I will smear mud and leaves on the bottom. I might make up a grid of spars to cover it more, it should be pretty secure. There is no path to where i go except the one I cut and marked. I can just take down the marker tape and the trail disappears. Bit worried about how much paint I need tho. That shit is like two pack, hard and a one shot thing.
































Btw if Iran can "read" the traffic of her own citizens for Anglo countries it's a breeze.
Plus they don't even need to bother with mitm or encryption degradation or whatever. They see the headers and they have enough metadata.











 >>/972742/
Sorry I had a late night and then a busy weekend, debauch was ok, takes me forever to cum now, I think it's one of the medications.
We broke my bed, lol.
 >>/972746/
Different whore this ones a kiwi.
That would be a good way to go though.
 >>/972870/
If you had a blocked artery you'd know for sure.
 >>/972895/
Hang in there mate it's horrible now but you'll survive.

Did that NEETs mutant testicle explode?











Fading NEETs... can we get this lined up for a moofie night as soon as possible ? never heard of this but it has russel crowe and richard e grant... i am sure its got heaps of revisionism in it but lets give it a go !

https://extranet.torrentbay.st/nuremberg-2025-1080p-webrip-aac5-1-10bits-x265-rapta-18854428/








The suspects in the crime I witnessed and gave a statement to the police about have pleaded not guilty. I hope I won't have to testify in court.
I don't think I will. All the CCTV footage of it the police collected speaks for itself, I don't really have anything more to add.



















































https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2026/01/ice-recruitment-minneapolis-shooting.html
> You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
> Somehow, despite never submitting any of the paperwork they sent me—not the background check or identification info, not the domestic violence affidavit, none of it—ICE had apparently offered me a job.

I think I have pieced together another clue in the abandoned shopping trolley mystery.

I used to think they ended up abandoned here because people walked their groceries home in them from the supermarket. But that never made sense because there would be trolleys here from supermarkets that are much too far away.

I have just seen someone walking past pushing a trolley with something heavy in it but it was not groceries. Maybe a car part or something like that.

I think these trolleys get used as a form of cargo freight around the neighbourhood. Not just to carry the groceries.





























Just read a comic about a hitman that had an interesting idea in it.
He and the guy who gave him jobs had an email account they shared but didn't send emails from, they would just write drafts and save them and then the other would delete it after they read it.

















 >>/973103/
Cruisey got Tiffin to be his personal trainer but it somehow ended with him dropping everything and going into hiding and Tiffo going around menacing his entire social trying to find out where with allegations of coercive control and threats to cut off fingers for poor performance, once.








 >>/973103/
Yeah I either jog or go to the gym everyday. Its a healthy way to cope with the woes and things that are hard to change. Its nice to see progress in one aspect of my life, I can become slightly fitter and healthier but I'm too far gone to see any meaningful improvement in other areas.
I'd encourage you to just start small, gentle walking that you build up then you can add some more vigorous exercise down the line long term.









































 >>/973176/
Said I'll take her fishing and out in the kayak and on the ferris wheel.
Motherbat wants to take her to the 'behind the scenes' horsedrawn tram thing, but those cunt's want $80 per adult with a kid under 12 free.
Might show her what a 12 gauge slug will do to a rabbit or fox while I still have the chance.



















> Four arrested as Queensland Police seize guns, kilos of drugs in Townsville
> https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-19/townsville-police-arrest-guns-drugs-trafficking/106244526
Didn't we have a townsville neet at one stage?












































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My neighbours now have five dogs of various breeds. At the moment when the little yappy ones come into my yard and harass me the woman snoops and yells at them like they are children. Once that stops I will shoot them with my wrist rocket. In my experience it only takes one good hit and they keep their fucking horrible little heads down forever.
































Mongs, dicks, festering inverted tranny peniginas, niggers, cakes. How they differ from each other? How big red "have sex incel" and "eat cake" (or whatever) text differ from each other?



 >>/973295/
The spam is part of our lives here and it is possible for a NEET of good character to think they are being amusing by making a mocking imitation of it.
If they did that it was not smart but if it is one of the regular NEETs of mostly good character it is not right to ban them.
If you banned Tiffin please unban him. If you do not know who you banned please remove the ban just to be sure. You know bans don't really hinder the spammer anyway.

















Just got a random phone call from a female  or a boy on an unknown number listed as yeppon queensland . I said hello?
They said shut up you (dog?)(door?)
Who are these people that have my phone number? What the fuck neets?




 >>/973310/
What would I expect:
> Hey, I'm not the spammer/IGA/whatever, I meant nothing by it I was just monging around.
But what I got is nothing close to it, no show of willingness to be constructive or humane, just autistic tirades.










































 >>/973367/
Us. Dont pretend that you're separate. 
When someone says gas the likes or behead the infidels, we dont think that they deserve a podium, we collectively want them to shut up. And will force it.
Its our culture. Fit in or fuck off.










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This desk-mounted powerboard has caught my interest.
It might be the solution to the not-long-enough cord problem which plagues my existence.
At one point I had my powerboard suspended in mid-air hanging off the desk with everything plugged into it.












 >>/973397/
It's retrospective, so you might want to have a think about everything you've ever written online.
Same goes for the the firearms and customs bill. If you ever watched one of the 3D printing documentaries that came out after Louigi did his thing, you have now broken federal law and can be jailed.




 >>/973399/
I dont think thats accurate and i will remind you of the panopticon effect. I suspect this will only cause normies who only just started on baby red pills to clench up and delet their facetweet accounts. I had a lot of weapons manuals but ran bleach bit over those drives a year ago for different reasons. I never fedposted apart from threatening to blow certain anonymous NEETs up with literal candles and blast them with a pretend gun that was clearly a whipper snipper (although I got banned for that). One thing not widely known is that new drones bought after jan 1 this year need to have ID beacons fitted. All these restrictions designed to take away the advantage of geurilla warfare in a urban environment are elementary to circumvent. Its some kind of nanny state thing whereby i phone retards cant weaponize their convenience anymore and this is supposed to end the threat to the ZOG. Its cringe.
























 >>/973431/
ON and lower house independents received their copy of the bill at 10am this morning. Once in the lower house, Tony Burke was able to pass a motion that there be no debate of amendments before the vote. Democracy indeed.

lads being a neet didn't work out. got kicked out from home, I'm staying at motels until my money runs out. 

fuck man, I knew it was an option but I thought maybe in my 30s NOT FUCKING 22!














Cruisey I don't wanna be locked in a Waymo
> Waymo wants to bring its robotaxis to Australia
https://ia.acs.org.au/article/2026/waymo-wants-to-bring-its-robotaxis-to-australia.html












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