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 >>/973468/
I am worried about old Dementia Dom
> Donald Trump links Greenland takeover threat to Nobel Peace Prize snub, amid tariffs row with Europe
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-19/trump-norway-prime-minister-no-longer-obligation-peace/106246538





















































still kinda hot outside. The neighbours have had lots of cars arrive since the afternoon. Each one brings armfuls of cans in cartons. They occasionally laff and dogs bark. The coarse sound of their call to each other. The amount of piss they sink in their sessions is considerable.






























Happy with the new hood. The colorways are khaki and  light olive, i will get away with it because the original and fabeled Gorka suit had it similar. 

gonna work on the blousing next. Will have to do some thing about the cuffs and thats gonna look weird with kahki. Dunno what to do because I got nothing the background color. Might have to cannibalise a Grau color ANZUG shirt. Got one in mind that not fit right. Its too dark tho. Maybe black poplin cotton ruffled and sleeved inside the cuffs so it looks like i have an undershirt. That way it would be more comfy and close around my wrists. Gotta think about that getting wet tho. Cotton sucks when its wet. The suit is superfine wool, interesting to trial that over the usual drill, which works pretty good with the sweat on the hot days. Shit just doesnt hold dye for some reason. Never going to do that again.

















































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 >>/973618/
 >>/973619/
Mental depression is a serious psychomedical issue, anons. There is hope in the form of medications that will definetley solve your sadness issues and improve your outlook. There is no shame in asking for help or going on a course of mood stabilizers like Proliftin or Ecstasoprene. Its such a worthwhile pharmaceutical intervention that the Government Health Service subsidises them, as well as other preventative health measures like new vaccines for emerging viral threats. Why not make an appointment with my clinic. We have an offer of a free donut and coffee when you come in before 10 AM.






Spent $160 I didn't have booking that behind-the-scenes horse tram experience for my niece on Saturday. Cunts have just cancelled citing the weather. No mention of refunds, just choosing another date.














 >>/973634/
I remember when horses used to be beasts of burden and we would work them in all weather, hauling wagon and dray to deliver the milk churns from the outlying farms to the railway. Nowadays the horses are pampered and Mr Ford's infernal invention hogs the roadways kicking up dust and rushing everywhere at dangerous velocities. Horse drawn conveyances will come back after the public grows tired of thes automatic menaces and their noisy and smoky nuisances, mark my words.

















































 >>/973695/
> Dear Members,
> Thank you for your continued support through your membership, constructive engagement, and commitment to ensuring our collective voice is heard. While the recent legislative outcome was not what we sought, it is important to recognise that unified, principled, and respectful advocacy does make a difference. Together, members at individual, State, and National levels demonstrated unity, wisdom, maturity, and diplomacy throughout this process.
> In South Australia, firearm licence holders are not required to be members of a shooting organisation, meaning our membership consists entirely of individuals who choose to be part of our community. That choice matters. A stronger membership base increases our influence and credibility with decision makers and strengthens our capacity to deliver the services and advocacy you expect. We encourage members to invite likeminded friends and colleagues to join and support the future of our sport and way of life.
> As always, the detail of legislative reform requires careful analysis. It will take time, and appropriate legal and policy advice, to fully assess the implications of the changes that have now passed. We will continue to advocate responsibly, stay the course, and navigate the path ahead as we approach the next State Election on 21 March. With the election now only two months away, the opportunity to hold elected representatives to account is both timely and important.
> In the lead up to the election, we will be working to secure clear commitments that support the survival of our culture, our sport and recreation, and the practical conservation outcomes that governments themselves seek to achieve.
> We have listened carefully to member feedback and have worked to provide as much accurate and timely information as possible. A consistent request from members has been for transparency, specifically, clarity on how elected representatives voted so members can make informed decisions at the ballot box.
> Accordingly, the following Bills have now passed both Houses of Parliament:
>     Combatting Antisemitism, Hate and Extremism (Firearms and Customs Laws) Bill 2026
>     Voting records are available here under “votes by party” and “votes by individuals”.
>     Combatting Antisemitism, Hate and Extremism (Criminal and Migration Laws) Bill 2026
>     Voting records are also available here under “votes by party” and “votes by individuals”.
> For clarity, “Ayes” indicates votes in favour of the Bill, and “Noes” indicates votes against. Members can review either category to see the full voting breakdown.
> Please bear with us as we continue to assess these developments. SSAA is a volunteer-based organisation, with office holders elected by our member clubs. If you would like to play a more active role, we encourage you to engage with your local club and consider putting your hand up to assist.
> Thank you again for your ongoing support and commitment.
> Kind regards,
> James Reeves
> Executive Officer
> SSAA (SA) Inc.












 >>/973708/
Yeah, the T's & C's are shite:
> The Prize is limited to 1 Parmi supplied per week for a calendar year, which will be automatically discounted through The Pass App
> Weekly Parmi must be redeemed within the applicable week at a Participating Venue and are not cumulative.
> Equivalent Value = 1 parmi per week for 52 weeks ($33 average) = $1,716











I had a 125g container of fresh Aussie blackberries with some Greek yoghurt. It needed three heaped teaspoons of sugar to make it edible. The berries looked good but were quite hard and sour.
































The other day I kept shitting rabbit pellets. I shat about five times in three hours. I knew I needed to get more out but it was shy. All of a sudden I farted heaps and this small calibre high velocity shit came out followed by a gush of really watery poo. My bussy felt so relieved afterwards. I don't know what happened, but that little nugget just blocked everything further up.









 >>/973758/
Lol I don't have my own car since my old shitbox triton blew upp.
Great thing as a NEET on DSP and living at home is having time to manipulate women.
Wear my HI-vis, take my father's landcruiser and wack on the car vehicle "Plumbing" business magnetic signs on the side and off u go. Bitches are fun to manipulate and shag.











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Good Afterneet Big Fellas.

Was chilling at the beach and got called back to shop for a pickup. Not Even mad. DJing a set and got walls flexing. Eating Olives. Garn Get blackout drunk and put some Kievs in the turbo oven. Only problem is running low on cigs and nangs but we will find a way ! A very unproductive January but i dont give a shiet... i earned it

















































I think I might have accidentally banned Shiban.
I am sorry Shiban your post was still selected from when I had spoiled the file you accidentally left unspoiled and it got included by accident in a ban.
I will unban you.








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> Moofies list
ARE YOU CRAZY?!

BMX Bandits was turbo retarded and no child these days knows what a BMX is. Plus its got questionable boy-girl overtones which will lead to uncomfortable questions that Uncles shouldnt have to deal with. 

The rest of them check out. Pic one at random.










































































https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/nationals-call-snap-meeting-on-another-coalition-split-after-exodus/news-story/938a0442794b23fb6cf0feb589e83b1c
> Breaking
> Nationals quit shadow ministry entirely in historic Coalition split





































































 >>/973974/
It is with the faith of our leaders in the institutions. You are focussing on the ceiling. We can replace the tinsel and gold leaf, the pillars of Jachin and Boaz will remain to prop up the next itteration of the currency.
It truly is the best system we have been able to invent. Indestructable. Your life is the crumple zone, and worth it.












https://www.news.com.au/finance/culture/inside-parliament/parliament-house-evacuated-staff-visitors-barred-from-senate-entrance/news-story/38786020079d798a8bc3cb704c2116b6
Cliev farted










































































































































cut some grass with the electric whip and mowed a bit. I went around with the spray bottle full of round up and sprayed the weeds around the place but not the blackberrys. I leave them because the round up doesnt do shit on them and If I get a nice prickly hedge then its better securtity on the fence line. Bit dejected with things. Might piss off up the bush until dark.






























 >>/974153/
I'm about half way through a box of 200 Sutherland Health blades I got about 10 years ago. They supply the UK hospital industry. Can't remember what I paid, but it must be around the same price point.
Get the occasional sample pack of other blades if I want to switch it up.










 >>/974165/
With Cruisey, yes.
> Members of the public are invited to observe one minute of silence on the National Day of Mourning to honour those impacted by the Bondi Beach terrorist attack at 19:01 AEDT on 22 January 2026.
https://www.pmc.gov.au/news/national-day-mourning-victims-bondi-beach-terrorist-attack
















































































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Went up the bush late and cut some spars. I know what I want to do next as far as technique, I just need more spars. Wont be able to do much because I got to leave for the Poz to get fiberglass for the canoe. Was peaceful up there. Had a think about things and whatever happens in the future, my little hobbies are the most productive thing I can do as far as preparing. Gonna have some dinner and maybe go to bed late. New order Republic on the playlist tonight. Cut myself shaving in the bath. Blood everywhere. Might have to clean it before I go .

 >>/974246/
It's not begging.
Women just want you to tell them they are right even when they are obviously wrong.
And that they are pretty.
And they want you to sacrifice to them, hence the jewelry.
You can havd your pride but pride won't bounce up abd down on your cock.




















Finished the wholemeal fruit loaf. Bought some fruit bread from a white run bakery. Quite disappointing. Just boring white bread with some raisin in it. Gonna have to keep trying different places until I find one I like.











 >>/974274/
Fruit bread need not confine itself to just one fruit. The first one I bought last week also apricots and sourdough and stuff. And the fruit was in high density, not just a token amount like some 1/16th abo box checker.










I am almost finished The Jeeves and Wooster books. I have enjoyed them enormously.
It is interesting to see the evolution of slang. A "bird" used to refer to a man but now it is used exclusively for a woman.















 >>/974305/
A NEET setup a board where each user needs to be approved and have a password to post.
It is not being used but is there for us if endchan becomes unusable.
All remarks that there are NEETs there instead of here are jokes. It is not being used.


















From an old thread  >>/969855/
They are praising her
>  End of an era: NASA has officially announced the retirement of legend Sunita Williams. Over a 27 year career, she logged 608 days in space including a final 9 month "stranded" mission in 2024. She holds the record for most cumulative spacewalk time by a woman (62 hours). 

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 >>/974351/
Holton effect. No attribution in the MSM means non-white. Unlikely it was a civnat chat group. Fucking FB messenger is not where you want to be fedposting. 
Still... this guy is clearly mentally unwell and a sane society would put him in hospital, not an anti terrorism jail with the likes of Joel Davis and the NSN.
































I got more jim beam and fucked up paying for it. It took them like 10 minutes to fix it. I tried to pay 30$ in cash but only had 25$ in cash and she already authorized it without checking so I had to wait patiently while feeling like an autist



Took niecebot on the ferris wheel and did the clown pingpong ball thing. Very expensive.
Got some gelati at the gelati shop.
Port the Kia in sports mode and treated the bluff like a hill climb race. Motherbat was squealing.
Having an alcoholic ginger beer and waiting for my hungarian roll now.





































At the Battle of Bumdaneetsi in 1867 the British ran out of cannon balls and were forced to fire the regimental cat at the Wearsyagoona tribesmen who were attacking them.
This won them the battle but they were all court martialed and executed afterwards for being bad sorts by Field Marshall Alastair Possum.




Tamela's new boyfriend was supposed to call me today. Some pajeet from her office. I dont know what I will say to him if he starts to gloat about taking her away from me. He's kinda late too, I hope he died in a firey car wreck, Oh Tamela, Why?













Called up Vodaphone to get a pin, ended up with a $60 per month plan upgrade. Heena was a cutie. I asked her where she was from and she put on a heavier accent and said telstra headquarters in India, just to shit stir me.

I was rummaging thru the glove box in wombo's corvette when he stopped at a back roads servo and went in to talk to the attendant on our way to Pyrie to see a man about a dog and I found a trucker sized bottle of Isocol and a cigarette lighter, once.













































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