/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

TAMELA FROM MAX
BEST KAREN

How does he do it?

 >>/974489/
How?

 >>/974463/
> Do you worship gas giants?
No but I have done some huge farts

Is tamela the ethnic or webby or someone else? I'm confused.

 >>/974493/
Why not both?

Dear Mini Mong,
Hi I am the guy from up the road.
How are you? Would you like to drink heavily and bang whores together some day and maybe get kfc after?

Yours Sincerely
Guy from up the riad

 >>/974493/
I think she is a voice on the phone a NEET fell in love with.

 >>/974495/
I reckon he would say yes. Send the note.

 >>/974497/
He always looks like he is about to panic and run away.

 >>/974495/
Perfect. Get a good card, add a bit of lippy on your lips and give it a kiss to seal the deal.

 >>/974498/
The card will seal the deal.

I am beginning to suspect minimong posts here

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 >>/974501/
If he needs to upgrade his PC he should follow these tips.

 >>/974493/
Tamela calls me and releases me from my workforce obligations because she loves me and I love her. Last time she ghosted my scheduled appointment and pranjeet texts me saying he will call two weeks later. Now preet the jeet has done the same. I hope this doesnt breach their obligations and I get some new cunts who actually do what they are paid to do: Breach NEETs.

> Tamela is
a feminine name, primarily of American origin, often seen as a blend of Tamara and Pamela, meaning "palm tree" and "sweetness," symbolizing strength, beauty, and a pleasant nature
Bet she's a slag with tattoos

 >>/974503/
I breached a few NEETs at last nights meeting.

 >>/974504/
Maybe she is actually a palm tree
MAX will do anything to save money

 >>/974506/
A date palm.

 >>/974505/
Hot!

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I'm sorry NEET it looks like she already has a bf

 >>/974509/
Weber can fix that

> Weber
hacker voice
I'm in

I heard Weber downloaded a car once

 >>/974512/
*cake

 >>/974513/
*cookie

 >>/974506/
I bet she has big coconuts

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You wouldn't download a whole cheesecake.

I want a cheesecake now

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 >>/974517/
So do I.

 >>/974463/
> gas giants
I talk to them here.

 >>/974519/
Extremely well bantered.

> that feel when board NEET hasn't given you well bantered or Vile in weeks

 >>/974516/
Would if I could.

 >>/974519/
Well bantered.

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Nasty stretch of weather coming up. Weber did the smart thing getting out of town.

 >>/974524/
It's 43 here tomorrow.

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Another date. This one wanted tartan jeep ride.

 >>/974525/
That's less.

 >>/974524/
They want to kill us.

 >>/974527/
That one is not good enough for you NEET. Don't demean yourself.

Weber invited me to post on crystal.cafe once.

Might change my ausneets dating profile to remove all references to "puff and play", been getting too many creepy messages from certain neets lately.

Sweetie likes beef ravioli.

 >>/974532/
You won't get any hits at all without that.

Salvation comes through fibre and enemas

 >>/974533/
That's people food.

Going to have my first cup of chamomile in the next hour

What sort of people even go to the private unis in this country?

 >>/974538/
Rich cunts that don't have to face the consequences for killing the Western world

 >>/974538/
theology dickheads

I need to go food shopping but it is too hot to go outside. It won't cool down enough by 8pm for me to go shopping. Woe. Wondering if I should go really early tomorrow.

https://eieio.games/blog/ssh-sends-100-packets-per-keystroke/

 >>/974541/
It'll be too hot for you in the morning

 >>/974543/
Yeah, fuck. I might just have to die.

 >>/974544/
You will be missed

tiramisu for puddink

 >>/974542/
might go do a tcp dump and have a bath.

 >>/974546/
I had some dates.

 >>/974548/
Puff and play dates?

Should I go shopping tonight or tomorrow morning?

 >>/974550/
Tonight if you feel up to it. You might feel worse tomorrow.

 >>/974551/
I have felt so tired the last few weeks. alcohol is the only thing that perks me up any more.

Got an erection.

 >>/974542/
> Obviously forking go’s crypto library is a little scary, and I’m gonna have to do some thinking about how to maintain my little patch in a safe way.
Smart.

 >>/974553/
Put it away or I'll chop it off!

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Just finished this moofie. Really great, actor and plot driven kino. Genuine Aussie boomer paradise, should have called the last of the real australians.  5 mimed punches and a genuine pub band.

 >>/974556/
> Helen
I miss her so much.

 >>/974556/
You doxxed Monk!!

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Why am I the only NEET who has any culture in the cinema arts? I mean, all the rest of this board watches rubbish space aliens series and slop from netflix. I would be lucky to get one NEET to watch something from the golden era of Aus kino. You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves, with your video games and shitposting.

 >>/974559/
I've watched every movie youve posted. If they werent Australian, you wouldnt watch them.

 >>/974560/
bullshit you never knew knucklemen existed until i just posted about it. Go gaslight reddit/thesullivans/

 >>/974559/
I like HP 1 to 300

Are there any good meats at Coles that don't need to be cooked? I don't have access to an oven or stove atm. I will aim for a rotisserie chook but I am worried they will be all out.

 >>/974563/
enjoy worms

 >>/974565/
It is too hot to go digging for them, fuck that.

Off to Coles and Dan's.

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😋

 >>/974567/
Cherry Ripe please.

 >>/974563/
get some rolls and cold meat

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Cruisey I wanna go to the Hot Spring

 >>/974568/
seventy dollars

 >>/974572/
High spend sloppa

 >>/974552/
Have you tried Ritalin?

 >>/974559/
You need a good wank NEET

 >>/974565/
It is a good game

 >>/974576/
kek

 >>/974571/
Humans will be relegated to correct AI mistakes. As we always destined to be. Slave for the machines.
AI enabled my ass.

Shibs has a cybernetic donkey

 >>/974578/
Tiffin would send those retarded tourists where they need to go, if you catch my drift.

 >>/974580/
The amphitheatre?

 >>/974580/
The gay sauna?

 >>/974580/
KFC?

 >>/974582/
Tiffin has a gay sauna? Why didnt I know about this?

Interested for a friend.

 >>/974584/
It's invite only you have to be on the discord

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I wanna sing this at his amphitheatre

Enrolled

 >>/974587/
another NDIS cow to milk?

Engorged.

 >>/974588/
That wouldn't take too long to clean out.

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Exemplary

12 weeks today since they cut me open.
I am now allowed to return to gainful employment.

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 >>/974596/

Might write an AI drawn comic strip about a superhero neet called puffin play who goes around fighting prostitution by having sex with whores then not paying them afterwards.

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 >>/974598/
Sounds do-able.

 >>/974598/
I have been thinking about doing a comic about a vigilante who fights crime using word based jokes.
I will call him The Pun-isher.

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Took niecebot to get some shells on the beach.
Saw 3 shags on a rock with a duck.

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And two dogs paddleboarding.

 >>/974595/
Right we expect you to put in 12 hour days now neet, that's 12 hours of solid debauches and shit posting.

 >>/974602/
Dont they have a canoe?

 >>/974603/
I can only manage 5 hours of debauchery though
They are gonna fire me

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Thanks for all the pics.

 >>/974601/
You let your niece watch the shags?!?!

 >>/974601/
Is it legal to take pippies from the beach?

I took a peepee on the beach once.

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 >>/974602/
Wonderful.

 >>/974609/
And we saw what you buried in the sand.

 >>/974595/
That is good news NEET. You have made a good recovery.

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 >>/974601/
Lovely.

 >>/974602/
Sharks are attracted to dogs, I heard.

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 >>/974611/
There is literally nothing wrong with this. The fish pee in the water all the time.

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 >>/974608/
they're empty shells
keep telling her to just get the cone shells and leave the cockles but she can't be told

 >>/974614/
Kinky

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 >>/974619/
she likes the pretty ocean things.

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neets there's something that's been bothering me for decades - in die hard when john mclane discovers the cop he's been talking to on the radio the whole time was a nigger was he shocked and horrified or did he suspect the whole time the guy was black?

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Good night.

 >>/974622/
> black?
*his long lost half brother

 >>/974621/
It's so cute. Give it a kiss.

 >>/974622/
That's been bothering you for decades has it?
You need a life NEET.

 >>/974623/
Good night Pidge. xx
That poor pidge.

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The stock image of the Indian service rifle used by India Today news has two massive turds in the picture

 >>/974628/
> massive

Cruisey didn't poo again today.

 >>/974629/
Well at least hard not to notice when setting the rifle down or taking the photo

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 >>/974628/
Imagine living in a country that has rifles that fire poo instead of lead.

Failed to eat any vegetables again for the fourth day in a row. Managed to get some feedpacks cooked at least. Vegies tomorrow this time I mean it for real.

Having a go to bed

 >>/974634/
Good night NEET.

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Good Night NEETs. Too tired to think about myself. 
Going to bed.

 >>/974636/
Good night.

https://arisuchan.xyz/
https://lainchan.org/
How do these actually differ? I am familiar with Lainchan but Arisuchan seems like it is a knock-off?

 >>/974524/
Weber always does the smart thing and we'd be wise to emulate him.

 >>/974623/
Night fella.
Why these people give trash to pidges to build nest? Why can't they give straws of hay and twigs? The only thing made sense was that dry leaf.
Why they fear stuff from nature?

https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_248448/belhaven-scottish-ale-500ml
I'm having one of these. I can't say I love it. I'm hoping it gets better.

 >>/974641/
It is an interesting colour.

 >>/974642/
I'm a third of the way through the bottle. I've gotten over the shock and I am now quite enjoying it.

But I agree, the amber colour is rather pleasing to the eye.

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 >>/974602/
Beautiful, great day out. 
Whats she doing with the shells?

 >>/974622/
He thought he was Chinese.

My bussy is Chinese.

Spoke to the ethnic at length. Should have waited to do it in person. Resisted my charms. 
It's all over. It's over. It's so fucking over. Dead on the sidewalk. Just litter for the gutter. 
What it all could have been. The divine tragedy. Never even got to the rope swing or goat slaughtering. Should have moved faster. One cycle. That moon god. 28 days. Lol
I should go watch that movie. Might have some real ideas on what I should do next. 
Jupiter looked at me like I was a dumb cunt again.