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I saw a clip on reddit where some greasy looking music producer AI generated a country and western song complete with a female singer. How long until this shit gets into mainstream playlists?


 >>/975533/
Aparrently its because music streaming services hate dealing with real artists and want to cheap out on the source. I am inclined to think its just greasy music producers realizing there is a bandwagon to get rich on. Snake oil has always been a thing to sell to retarded hylics. I wont ever use music streaming services. Nuro would agree.











https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/greg-lynn-update-after-former-pilot-conviction-overturned-over-alleged-murder-of-carol-clay-in-victorian-high-country/news-story/24d970c32646a327005e62906cc6e3ee







Saw the vet with the self harm marks again. She moved here two weeks ago apparently.
Sweetie had her ultrasound. As suspected, she has hardened heart valves and an enlarged heart.
She has some medicines.
A young couple pulled up with about sixteen golden retriever puppies for their first vaccination.

















The afternoon hums in a dim-lit room,
threads refresh; the hours stall and sway,
a stranger types—something starts to bloom,
and boredom melts to want that dares to stay.

The fan breathes heat, the screen spills pale light,
a half-meant joke slips easy into play,
you picture their laugh against the night,
and feel less alone than you’d ever say.









 >>/975580/
oh just the usual
website says a certain store has stock
place click and collect order
phone calls from numbers I don't recognise, voicemails about having no stock
call back and they transfer the order to another store
rinse and repeat
how do they stay in business without basic stock management????

























hey weber. why does this stupid thread gage say witworth but the measurements have G after them as in 4½G ?
I thought that would make it a BSP thread measuring gauge not a witworth. Fuggen chinx and their cursed engineering.




 >>/975608/
Its retarded they put G on the gauge leaves. The lead in on the gas thread wouldnt register. Fuck me I hate Anglo engineering standards with their imperial shit measurements. The Naxis would have freed us from such bespoke nonsense without the jews playing the whole world like puppets and now we have this knuckle dragging legacy to contend with. might go to the electronics club and thence to the supermarket to get angry at the brown hordes.







I did not get sms notifications from my bank for the last two deposits that went into my account.
My faith has been shaken. I used to trust them. The notifications would be near instant.
Very disappointing. Now I will have to go back to logging in and checking the app fifty times a day when expecting a deposit.














Just woke up. Can't even make sense if what day/night it is. Did the H bomb, a slab and durries.

But feeling recovered rather than wrecked. Everything smells like vomit, but there's s bucket here, so hoping for the best on that front.

The wage, think I've still got one. Maybe this was my day off. The wage fucked everything up. Never wage again. If I got on it Tuesday morning and it's Tuesday night, winning , if it's Wednesday then I'm fucked.






NEETs I feel like it is the right time to pass the ownership of the board onto a new party if one can be found.

If you would like to be BO please email solidneet@protonmail.com to discuss the matter.

Thank you.































Better question, what to watch on Feb 7th? I have Stone downloaded, good actors in it. I have Pontypool which is great but I'm not sure I'd watch it twice a day and Moofies would bitch about it. I've some more Japanese kino too. And then Street Fighter is a classic shitty movie by van Damme. Oh and Odd Thomas.
I know it's useless to ask here for the same reason why you fellas don't moderate the board together. So I'll just pick something.


Late night shopping at the supermarket the inner urban whites have segregated them selves to. Car was still hot inside from getting blasted by the sun all day, damp humid air out of the dashboard and taste of the water from the sink at the electronics club out of a shared cup and five miles of old iron pipes is still there but now in my bladder.  I step off the escalator pushing my trolley full of californian jalapeno wheels and HP sauce and bran and crackers.  The long paper docket tells me my toothpaste cost some new thing called summer prices. Its too relaxed for marauders in the yellow lit carpark, now that the awful sun has turned to a tame sunset but my fingers find the hijack lock on the console while the warm isocol out of the glovebox melts the viruses and dries off into antiseptic vapor. Empty roads and I drive alongside the shine from the bright H4 globes in new headlights. Speed limit seems too fast but I got cold butter to worry about. I dont remember what I bought, that doesnt worry me. Good Night NEETs.









Here's a tokány recipe, I just made from half a piece of pork tenderloin.
Ingredients: meat, szalonna (salo, fatty bacon), onion, garlic, salt, black pepper, water, sour cream.
Slice up the szalonna, the onions, the garlic, the meat. I sliced the meat half of little finger thickness strips. Tokány usually means pencil thick strips, so just about so.
Melt the fat out of the szalonna, then fry the pieces white and take em out of the fat. Fry the onions and the garlic - until the onions turn glass. Dump in the meat and fry out the pink. Salt and pepper. Fry it a bit more than add water and let it simmer.
While it simmered I boiled water and cooked pasta.
After most of the water evaporated under the meat I added couple of spoonful of sour cream, mixed it well.
That's it.

















I see an open window
> Russia says it's ready for Zelensky-Putin meeting — but only if Ukraine's president travels to Moscow
https://kyivindependent.com/russia-says-its-ready-for-zelensky-putin-meeting/


























https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-19/phone-data-new-discoveries-impact-search-belgian-celine-cremer/106159392

> foid goes into the outback

> wanders off the tourist trail

> ghosted


Lucky she was an insta thot, that fact made her disappearance worth something to the simp industrial complex or no one would have given a shit.












I didn't realise until this morning, when I was listening to it in the car, that Led Zeppelin's Ramble On has a verse about being in Mordor and Gollum stealing his bitch. Then I googled it and went down this rabbit hole about LOTR references in their work and Page's dog being named Strider.


















Can you get me a family burger box with a pepper mayo twister, a zinger crunch, an original recipe and a normal zinger, one of the chips changed to gravy and a 10 pack of wicked wings, and 2 of those $4 mini hot and spicy wraps. Thanks.










Bossman tried to call me in on my day off, told him I was drunk so couldn't come in. 
HR just sent me a link to AA. Get fucked, I'm allowed to be drunk, it's their problem not mine.

NEETs so far the only email I have received about the BO position is from Tiffin who sent one of his rude ones. If there are no other applicants I may have to hand the board over to him. 

Surely there is another NEET willing to  do the job. Please email solidNEET@protonmail.com









I have applied for BO and will get a janny role soon. I don't plan to do anything except delete the spammers posts and some of the narky posts at solidneets request which i will have to learn which ones they are.
i was on the secret board.
-t zestykittenneet




NEETs I have received a BO application from the NEET calling himself zestykittenneet.

I have added him as a board volunteer and moderation is his responsibility now. If all goes well I will transfer ownership of the board to him after the trial period has ended.


















 >>/975777/
> NSN
They should get themselves certified as boongs, that way the media and government can't criticise them, it'd be racist. Once two of them get boong status they can nominate the rest of them as boongs, it's the law.





Might buy one of these ona hole things. They apparently feel better than a real pussy. Not that i'd know about that.😭😭

https://www.lovehoney.com.au/sex-toys/male-sex-toys/male-masturbators/p/tenga-egg-lovers-heart-textured-male-masturbator/a24048g35504.html





















































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That Faustian penguin is Australian by the way. He's walking from McMurdo Sound towards Mount Erebus, on Ross Island, included in the New Zealand territorial claim which itself is a territorial claim of Greater Ausnia.

















 >>/975873/
> 1,9kms
Not bad.
I had a brief interest in model railroads for a cousin of mine had a box. There wasn't any table so you could just put the whole circle together on the floor.
IRL railways on the Hungary can only inspire only a very few people, "those who got hit by the smoke of the engine" as they say. Nothing "romantic" about it.
I played Railroad Tycoon 2 a lot tho.




> Australia's eSafety Commissioner is now making $536K a year to censor the internet after getting a $74K pay rise.
> AFP boss Krissy Barrett also got a salary bump for a total renumeration package of $816K.
















Just made friends with a russian guy who lives in bali and he said there is lots of russian chicks there who like australian guys so im going to make it a mission to go there and see if i can pick one up. I heard russian chicks can be crazy gold diggers though so...































































































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> “Are you an illegal alien?” the email from Never Surrender, which previously served as Trump’s presidential campaign committee during the 2024 election, asked supporters. “Your file says you’re a top MAGA patriot…But my records to my survey STILL say: RESPONSE PENDING. Don’t tell me, YOU’RE AN ILLEGAL ALIEN?!? That cannot be true!”
https://edition.cnn.com/politics/live-news/trump-administration-news-01-28-26



 >>/975997/
I believe that local honey helps with improving immunity against native pollens. Like homeopathy, but thats not real. I still believe it. 
Did you notice a difference?
I cant go back to calipo/honey bear honey. I watched a tinfoil thing about them adding sugar syrup to it, now dont trust big honey (not Possum, the industry)

























































When my brother worked at a library in a bad home area they had a major problem with women leaving their kids there and then taking off for the day.
They had to call the cops and social workers regularly.




And when my mum worked at a library in the 40s yes I'm an old cunt fuck you they would let the tramps inside in winter but if they fell asleep they would poke them with a stick to wake them up so they didn't piss themselves.










































 >>/976097/
squirrels arent real

Had the chance to get half a wheel of very good blue vein cheexe for $50 but passed it up. 

Regrets now that I'm sanckish

however for some reason I have a plethora of parmesan including aged parmesan.
















































































Decided not to take a pixxa out of the freexer for tonight. Too much fresh leftovers to be eaten down. I discovered a jar of sprats had popped it seal so I need to start on those. Fridge pongs of kraut, sprats and parmesan.





> tfw 31 days no beers or cigs 
I got some weed yesterday but haven’t touched it. Given my luck lately I will probably give myself schizophrenia if I start Seshing again, should probably flush it.













 >>/976202/
> tape the hole
that wont do shit unless the tape is 3mm thick and epoxy bonded to the wood. 
you need a slow jigsaw with a fine blade to do that properly. or one of those circ saws with the contra rotating blades, going backwards. just do a test strip first if you dont believe me. Consult Nuro.







Which website is best for local weather forecasts and info?

I use weatherzone.com.au but they successfully blocked me for using adblockers and now that I have disabled them the page is filled with ads like it is 2005 again. I even get full screen overlay ones I have to click out of.




When I dampen the surface of my cheapo chipboard with fake wood grain surface dining table to clean it, it exudes a very strong odour reminiscent of the one when you crush a millipede.









 >>/976210/
I just go here now

https://reg.bom.gov.au/nsw/forecasts/map7day.shtml
https://reg.bom.gov.au/vic/
https://reg.bom.gov.au/sa/forecasts/map7day.shtml
and click on whatever city to get detailed 7 day forecast
Current temp I use https://reg.bom.gov.au/products/national_radar_sat.loop.shtml
click on nearest city and select Weather observations to get current temps











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25 bucks to stay here for 12 months.
Doesn't matter what you can offer the country.
Doesn't matter that we are in a housing crisis.
25 bucks and you're in.
They'll all end up getting some sort of bridging visa that leads them to stay here for at least 10 years, probably life.










 >>/975724/
They found some of her: https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/new-search-after-bones-discovered-near-tasmanian-bush-track-where-backpacker-celine-cremer-vanished/news-story/e98f90d498c9bb68f009395fcbf0d569







I used WD40 to remove the unsightly glue residue from when I pulled off the water and electricity star rating stickers from my washing machine about ten years ago. I finally got around to it.
It looks good now. Shockingly clean. It will take some getting used to.



























French is an official language in 29 countries across multiple continents, with the highest concentration of speakers located in Africa, followed by Europe, North America, and Oceania. Major French-speaking nations include Canada (Quebec), Belgium, Switzerland, Luxembourg, Monaco, Haiti, and various African nations such as the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Senegal, Cameroon, and Côte d'Ivoire







 >>/976246/
Cops exist to prevent the people from forming vigilante militias. They don't really care about crime except insofar as it encourages such militias to form.
 >>/976249/
There is little reason to believe he is dead. He probably just kayaked away and is hiding somewhere. Who knows what he will do in the long run. His gook wife might have valuable connections overseas or in their gook diaspora community here.






































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I got some firewood. Its very high quality so I paid a premium. Might have to go back to get some more. Its a long drive tho. Very heavy logs. Felt like a tuff cunt stacking them. Lots of dust and bark to deal with. Having tea, beans chips and sprats. Put a bit of HP sauce on the chips. Its alright.







 >>/976326/
I dont have a big ass chainsaw and you cant just go out and cut it because cunts get all posessive about it and get you in trouble. Plus all the easy stuff is gone and you need to go on the tracks deep into the hills, you need a truck to do it viably. 
 >>/976327/
they are half dry because they were sitting on the wet ground. I am gonna dry them in a sunny corner and they should be ready to split by august when you start burning them.
 >>/976328/
i am gonna go back tomorrow to get more, the rest of the shit on facebook looks like crap.























































































lol
> Tesla Owners Australia 

> Nathan Merritt - Admin - 1d  

> This morning after multiple members suggested I start a GoFundMe campaign to fund the repairs on Mr.Sparkle after it's LV & HV failed, you can now contribute to keep Mr.Sparkle on the road, 417,000km currently on the vehicle, many here want to see it exceed 500,000km.

> The car is currently sitting at Mt Gravatt, Tesla have provided a loan car during this duration, however due to the nature of my work I'm now on a forced holiday. (Doing RideShare & Ride4U ) Require separate insurances & Licences which aren't able to be bolted on to the Tesla Loan car I have. 

> I've set the goal at $5,000, to start with, I have no estimates on repair costs until next week, 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/teslaownersaustralia/posts/1195231472598926/

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-mrsparkle-back-on-the-road






















 >>/976404/
We should make Australia only captchas
> which driver is a fuckwit
> which bev has the most standoes
> which person is waiting for a mate
> which coin is heaviest
> what rhymes with crackers
It would work on Americans too which would make it even funnier, gumtree would probably sponsor me









































































Hi NEETs, I went and got another load of logs from that guy with the property.  I think he is of peasant stock, local for where he lives and obviously comfortable in his unsophisticated life. Went to bunnings and got a handle for my adxe, but they didnt have any wedges to set it. Stopped at the country store and got a far better handle for the same price and a couple sets of wedges. Gonna try and return the chinshit handle next time go back . I hate bunnings, faggots strut around like they own the place and retards walk in front of your moving car, thier mind occupied with their smartphones and pies and sugared milk. Pissing with rain so I am waiting for it to stop hefore I unload the logs. Had a flashing check engine light and grinding sounds when I hit the brakes hard. Probably just the crazy fog and the one ton load. Pixxa for dinner,  Nuro if you are here we should catch up. UwU rain stopped, work to do. Fuggen cold actually.
















Pajeet food deliverer weighed down with multiple bags for the chortler family across the road. Third world physique straining under the load. Fat adults, fat children. Bottomless pits. They line up outside on the porch to welcome the slop in. The closest to happiness they experience.














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