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I saw a clip on reddit where some greasy looking music producer AI generated a country and western song complete with a female singer. How long until this shit gets into mainstream playlists?


 >>/975533/
Aparrently its because music streaming services hate dealing with real artists and want to cheap out on the source. I am inclined to think its just greasy music producers realizing there is a bandwagon to get rich on. Snake oil has always been a thing to sell to retarded hylics. I wont ever use music streaming services. Nuro would agree.











https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/greg-lynn-update-after-former-pilot-conviction-overturned-over-alleged-murder-of-carol-clay-in-victorian-high-country/news-story/24d970c32646a327005e62906cc6e3ee







Saw the vet with the self harm marks again. She moved here two weeks ago apparently.
Sweetie had her ultrasound. As suspected, she has hardened heart valves and an enlarged heart.
She has some medicines.
A young couple pulled up with about sixteen golden retriever puppies for their first vaccination.

















The afternoon hums in a dim-lit room,
threads refresh; the hours stall and sway,
a stranger types—something starts to bloom,
and boredom melts to want that dares to stay.

The fan breathes heat, the screen spills pale light,
a half-meant joke slips easy into play,
you picture their laugh against the night,
and feel less alone than you’d ever say.









 >>/975580/
oh just the usual
website says a certain store has stock
place click and collect order
phone calls from numbers I don't recognise, voicemails about having no stock
call back and they transfer the order to another store
rinse and repeat
how do they stay in business without basic stock management????

























hey weber. why does this stupid thread gage say witworth but the measurements have G after them as in 4½G ?
I thought that would make it a BSP thread measuring gauge not a witworth. Fuggen chinx and their cursed engineering.




 >>/975608/
Its retarded they put G on the gauge leaves. The lead in on the gas thread wouldnt register. Fuck me I hate Anglo engineering standards with their imperial shit measurements. The Naxis would have freed us from such bespoke nonsense without the jews playing the whole world like puppets and now we have this knuckle dragging legacy to contend with. might go to the electronics club and thence to the supermarket to get angry at the brown hordes.







I did not get sms notifications from my bank for the last two deposits that went into my account.
My faith has been shaken. I used to trust them. The notifications would be near instant.
Very disappointing. Now I will have to go back to logging in and checking the app fifty times a day when expecting a deposit.














Just woke up. Can't even make sense if what day/night it is. Did the H bomb, a slab and durries.

But feeling recovered rather than wrecked. Everything smells like vomit, but there's s bucket here, so hoping for the best on that front.

The wage, think I've still got one. Maybe this was my day off. The wage fucked everything up. Never wage again. If I got on it Tuesday morning and it's Tuesday night, winning , if it's Wednesday then I'm fucked.






NEETs I feel like it is the right time to pass the ownership of the board onto a new party if one can be found.

If you would like to be BO please email solidneet@protonmail.com to discuss the matter.

Thank you.































Better question, what to watch on Feb 7th? I have Stone downloaded, good actors in it. I have Pontypool which is great but I'm not sure I'd watch it twice a day and Moofies would bitch about it. I've some more Japanese kino too. And then Street Fighter is a classic shitty movie by van Damme. Oh and Odd Thomas.
I know it's useless to ask here for the same reason why you fellas don't moderate the board together. So I'll just pick something.


Late night shopping at the supermarket the inner urban whites have segregated them selves to. Car was still hot inside from getting blasted by the sun all day, damp humid air out of the dashboard and taste of the water from the sink at the electronics club out of a shared cup and five miles of old iron pipes is still there but now in my bladder.  I step off the escalator pushing my trolley full of californian jalapeno wheels and HP sauce and bran and crackers.  The long paper docket tells me my toothpaste cost some new thing called summer prices. Its too relaxed for marauders in the yellow lit carpark, now that the awful sun has turned to a tame sunset but my fingers find the hijack lock on the console while the warm isocol out of the glovebox melts the viruses and dries off into antiseptic vapor. Empty roads and I drive alongside the shine from the bright H4 globes in new headlights. Speed limit seems too fast but I got cold butter to worry about. I dont remember what I bought, that doesnt worry me. Good Night NEETs.









Here's a tokány recipe, I just made from half a piece of pork tenderloin.
Ingredients: meat, szalonna (salo, fatty bacon), onion, garlic, salt, black pepper, water, sour cream.
Slice up the szalonna, the onions, the garlic, the meat. I sliced the meat half of little finger thickness strips. Tokány usually means pencil thick strips, so just about so.
Melt the fat out of the szalonna, then fry the pieces white and take em out of the fat. Fry the onions and the garlic - until the onions turn glass. Dump in the meat and fry out the pink. Salt and pepper. Fry it a bit more than add water and let it simmer.
While it simmered I boiled water and cooked pasta.
After most of the water evaporated under the meat I added couple of spoonful of sour cream, mixed it well.
That's it.

















I see an open window
> Russia says it's ready for Zelensky-Putin meeting — but only if Ukraine's president travels to Moscow
https://kyivindependent.com/russia-says-its-ready-for-zelensky-putin-meeting/


























https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-19/phone-data-new-discoveries-impact-search-belgian-celine-cremer/106159392

> foid goes into the outback

> wanders off the tourist trail

> ghosted


Lucky she was an insta thot, that fact made her disappearance worth something to the simp industrial complex or no one would have given a shit.












I didn't realise until this morning, when I was listening to it in the car, that Led Zeppelin's Ramble On has a verse about being in Mordor and Gollum stealing his bitch. Then I googled it and went down this rabbit hole about LOTR references in their work and Page's dog being named Strider.


















Can you get me a family burger box with a pepper mayo twister, a zinger crunch, an original recipe and a normal zinger, one of the chips changed to gravy and a 10 pack of wicked wings, and 2 of those $4 mini hot and spicy wraps. Thanks.










Bossman tried to call me in on my day off, told him I was drunk so couldn't come in. 
HR just sent me a link to AA. Get fucked, I'm allowed to be drunk, it's their problem not mine.

NEETs so far the only email I have received about the BO position is from Tiffin who sent one of his rude ones. If there are no other applicants I may have to hand the board over to him. 

Surely there is another NEET willing to  do the job. Please email solidNEET@protonmail.com









I have applied for BO and will get a janny role soon. I don't plan to do anything except delete the spammers posts and some of the narky posts at solidneets request which i will have to learn which ones they are.
i was on the secret board.
-t zestykittenneet




NEETs I have received a BO application from the NEET calling himself zestykittenneet.

I have added him as a board volunteer and moderation is his responsibility now. If all goes well I will transfer ownership of the board to him after the trial period has ended.


















 >>/975777/
> NSN
They should get themselves certified as boongs, that way the media and government can't criticise them, it'd be racist. Once two of them get boong status they can nominate the rest of them as boongs, it's the law.





Might buy one of these ona hole things. They apparently feel better than a real pussy. Not that i'd know about that.😭😭

https://www.lovehoney.com.au/sex-toys/male-sex-toys/male-masturbators/p/tenga-egg-lovers-heart-textured-male-masturbator/a24048g35504.html





















































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That Faustian penguin is Australian by the way. He's walking from McMurdo Sound towards Mount Erebus, on Ross Island, included in the New Zealand territorial claim which itself is a territorial claim of Greater Ausnia.

















 >>/975873/
> 1,9kms
Not bad.
I had a brief interest in model railroads for a cousin of mine had a box. There wasn't any table so you could just put the whole circle together on the floor.
IRL railways on the Hungary can only inspire only a very few people, "those who got hit by the smoke of the engine" as they say. Nothing "romantic" about it.
I played Railroad Tycoon 2 a lot tho.




> Australia's eSafety Commissioner is now making $536K a year to censor the internet after getting a $74K pay rise.
> AFP boss Krissy Barrett also got a salary bump for a total renumeration package of $816K.
















Just made friends with a russian guy who lives in bali and he said there is lots of russian chicks there who like australian guys so im going to make it a mission to go there and see if i can pick one up. I heard russian chicks can be crazy gold diggers though so...









































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