/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

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I am cheesed to meet you all, what's gouda?

 >>/976511/
How?

Found a jar of ink in the cupboard when rooting around. That prompted me to go looking for my fountain pen. Found it and filled it up. Disappointed you didn't read my mind and create a thread with a fountain pen theme. Disappointed. Very.

 >>/976510/
I think this is a duplicate pepe plus image macros are banned for thread opener images.

 >>/976488/
First video of the year? Only needed to get to February.

 >>/976496/
Probably Albo and the rest too.

 >>/976546/
One of the bowls says:
> Chubby

 >>/976551/
> One of the bowls says:
ah
thought you might have meant the olive post

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How's 2026 been going neets? Have you made good on any of your new year's resolutions? First month is up.

 >>/976552/
that looks like shit tbh
where's the meat?

 >>/976552/
Another good one. Are those broad beans?

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Gonna spend febuarary learning how to make AI waifus. I think it's the only future left now.

 >>/976550/
Watch your negativity please NEET. Toxic.

 >>/976555/
Nasty.

 >>/976556/
yes i cbf making popcorn in the rain. pixxa has a fat edge and thin crust, i dunno. it tastes fine.

 >>/976431/
Moot.

 >>/976509/
I think they could have wrote they had fun fucking kids all night the previous day they still could say: we were joking around, it's an inside joke, etc.
So the reply to your question: depends.

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 >>/976561/

It ain't easy

 >>/976552/
Looks edible.

 >>/976553/
Just pick your own version.

 >>/976562/
Sounds likely.

 >>/976552/
Based.

 >>/976554/
Hopefully Cruisey can help me define and achieve the.

 >>/976566/
he is having a night off with me on the couchbed! back off!!!

 >>/976562/
A theory he was banned because 
> In 2012, Xbox and other gaming companies began working with New York State to ban registered sex offenders from their platforms. Sony, EA, Warner Bros, Disney, Blizzard, and Apple were also part of the agreement, according to a 2012 New York Times article.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/jeffrey-epstein-banned-xbox-live-171518926.html

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 >>/976568/
EPSTEIN DID 911

 >>/976570/
lol

 >>/976570/
kek

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🫣

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might give this a miss

 >>/976574/
farkin hell

 >>/976574/
> Ryan
Is that Hagrid?

 >>/976557/
Lol, good meme

 >>/976576/
no

 >>/976561/
> moot
What a fag, higher up in the homo jew circles than I thought, especially back then.
Was it prior to GG/2012?
Would like to know who it was for.

 >>/976579/
> Would like to know who it was for.
Strengthening the partnership of the greatest ally. /pol/ has generated so many great theories over the years and it all goes back to the source.

 >>/976579/
I think Moot was a naive kid.
I dunno any if the details.

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 >>/976581/
He was better than Gook Moot who was shocked that the site required maintenance

 >>/976582/
It was Australian shitposters that scared moot away in the first place

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 >>/976583/
That was good

Had to steal from the good sammy's bin after I shit my pants and couldn't afford another pair.

 >>/976584/
So the 90% of the users of 4chan were Australians?

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 >>/976584/
He was a pervert and let people photograph him while he ejaculated on himself.

 >>/976587/
I heard some naughty neets did something similar

 >>/976586/
His interpretation was that 90% of the shitposters are Australian. The ratio of shitposters to total overall posters was unclear, but the speculation could be the ratio was high or however you want to interpret that

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Good night.

That is a fake screenshot. moot never said that.

 >>/976590/
Good night Pidge. xx
That was a very skilful move by that Pidge. Impressive.

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Need to get back on the straight and narrow tomorrow. Strict diet. No more pidser and ice cream, no matter how I feel.

 >>/976593/
> Strict diet.
They cause depression. And then the depression causes binging.

 >>/976589/
And 100% of 4chan users are shitposters.
And for the record I've seen that screenshot, it's reposted on occasion on the Krautchan.

 >>/976590/
Night fella.
Natural selection.

 >>/976586/
Just like here. And 90% of them are Possum.

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Going to bed. Too cold to stay up. Leftover pixxa for lunch and dinner tomorrow. Good Night NEETs.

 >>/976596/
Sounds sound.

 >>/976597/
Night fella.
That's a Slavhome.

 >>/976597/
Good night.

 >>/976596/
99% of us have committed at least one rape in our lifetime and 98% of us have participated in a gang rape.

 >>/976600/
Doesn't count if it's anal

 >>/976601/
Nobody ever said no to anal before

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 >>/976602/
They never meant it if they did.

not sleepy, should get on the chamomile

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 >>/976604/
You need to get on these

 >>/976604/
Go look at the moon

Woke up

 >>/976608/
Hello.

 >>/976609/
Hello

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 >>/976610/
What are you up to?

 >>/976611/
Just lying here. You?

 >>/976612/
I am just going to bed. Good night.

 >>/976613/
Night

Yesterday I used my weights for the first time in the four years that I've had them.

 >>/976615/
That’s good. Do it again after 24 hours rest.

 >>/976616/
Let's wait to hear what he used em for.

 >>/976617/
What’s for dinner tonight?

 >>/976618/
Not sure yet. I've a curd/cottage cheese bundle but that's just half a meal.

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 >>/976619/
I’m having chicken

 >>/976620/
Fairly vulgar.

Insomnia club

Decided to make warm sandwiches.

It's firing out of me.

Morning neets, gonna do some healthy shopping, what sort of fruit is good value this time of year?

 >>/976625/
GMN.

Rockmelon seems to be nice if you find the right one.

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Good morning, fellas!
Streaming Odd Thomas on next Saturday at 7pm AEDT.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

 >>/976623/
What did you have on them?

 >>/976627/
GMN.

That looks like Harry. A good sign.

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Good Morning NEETs. 
Very cold this morning, disappointing.

 >>/976628/
Ham and cheese.

 >>/976629/
He has a wand too.

 >>/976630/
It's liek August there.

Fucking Cow calling and spluttering. Miserable prick.

 >>/976631/
> Ham and cheese.
Noice. Classic.

 >>/976632/
Good morning, Cruisey.

 >>/976631/
> He has a wand too.
A wiping wand?

 >>/976632/
Could Cow and Glenn be frens?

> tfw no access to the VIM line

Monk an AI agent version of Cruisey could be a good to manage to call volumes on the VIM line.

Cruisey when are you going to sell UMM PTY LTD and retire?

feeling sad

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 >>/976640/
Find a good game to immerse yourself onw

 >>/976640/
Thing that helps you see small stuff.
Microscope
Thing that helps you see from under water.
Periscope
Thing that helps you see through walls.
Window.

The journalist travels to Transylvania to make a report with the old Székely.
- Tell me a typical day of yours.
- Well, son, as I get up I eat a good slice of bacon and drink 4-5 shots of pálinka...
- This won't be good. I'm sorry I can't report about casual alcoholism. Could you tell instead that you read a book.
- Sure son. So I get up and a good slice of bacon and read 4-5 books. Then I head out to the fields where I work until I get so thirsty for knowledge that I read 5-6 more books. At that point my head spins from all the knowledge so I lay down and rest a bit. After I get up I eat a big chunk of ham with a loaf of bread. Then I go to the library where my pal, Stephen already awaits for me. We read another 12 books or so until the library closes. Then we head to Joe, because he has a printing press.

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 >>/976645/
heh

 >>/976645/
kek

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 >>/976645/
kek

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 >>/976645/
TFW you will never plow home made liquor with your bro while you work in your own fields.

 >>/976649/
kek

 >>/976650/
I think it's pound liquor and plow your bro

Plowing my bro in the field with home made liquor is the slavic way

 >>/976653/
Hot!

Not feeling it today. Got the grumps on.

 >>/976655/
it's a shit day and a shit week

 >>/976656/
The whole month is a shit

 >>/976657/
almost certain to be

 >>/976655/
iktf, woke up ok but after breakfast and my morning walk I just want to lie down and eat junk food

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Cruisey...