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 >>/978761/
I went down to Ridley Rd to tempt myself with the Thai with fake tits but there was a driving instructor out the front. And my arse is being mischevious. Probably better I didnt go. Now out the front of Weber's, but will run away when I click post.

























 >>/978767/
The non arab muslim girls are often vulnerable to western temptations they see in the fashion magazines and silly chichi foid fantasies of wealth, sex and power always talked about at the lodestone for womens duties in that culture, the village well hack east or the nail salon in the strip mall here. What do they talk about in their heathen language in full earshot of the white women whose feet they bathe and hands they groom? White cocks and the wallets of white men. These hijab wearing ghosts think of nothing else in their unsophisticated, fresh of the plane manner. By day they scrape emery boards across white hands and feet and by night they put out for white punters in the brothels, praying to allah that tonight will bring in a fat pale fish with pants bulging in the front and in the back pocket.



It is a little known fact that Cruisey is actually responible for the Mongol invasion of Europe.
He used that NEETs uncles time machine to go back to 1222 and tried to convince the Khan to change their name from mongols to just mongs so he could sign the whole horde up with NDIS and make a fortune.
He would have succeeded too but unfortunately the Khan took great offence at Cruisey continually trying to shag all his wives, concubines and daughters and ordered him executed.
Cruisey fled back to the future and the next year the Mongol Hordes descended on Europe intent on revenge.


















































Went to talk to some WN men at the gaming pub. We basically camped in a corner and didnt eat or drink nothing. One wide boy across the bar dropped his cutlets on the carpet, this tragedy made me nearly cry. Is this Aussie pub life? Gonna go back with a mate and have a meal just to put something back in. Good Night NEETs.



 >>/978844/
In order to take their place you have to defeat one of the big name neets in a contest of debauchery, either in an eat-off, a goon-off, or a wank-off. Thus is the superiority of our noblest and greatest neets maintained.















































































 >>/978903/
jeets and chinks are joining white clubs to get points for citizenship reviews. You get brownie points for intergrating into the community or some shit. Boomer clubs with crashing memberships love it because of the boosts in attendance.













 >>/978944/
No, when I got it, my BMX came with a good quality left brake lever installed, connected to a good quality rear caliper, and had a shit/junk quality right lever attached to a junk front caliper. Probably to appease customs.
I pulled the front brake off, along with all of the reflectors and other faggot shit.
Anyway, now I want to put a decent caliper on the front and wanted a matching lever which seems to be unobtainable at present day in that colour combination.
Well, I went and looked in the box of shit that came with the bike and they had included the matching lever I was trying to find. Almost 4 years of hard drinking since I bought the bike had made me forget that.
So not only am I going to save a hundred dollarydoos, I don't have to suffer through Nuro's
> Why don't you buy the Shimano FaggyTwat9000 lever for $1000
questions.

















https://looksmax.org/threads/would-it-be-possible-to-sand-off-my-mild-buckteeth.1872863/
https://looksmax.org/threads/george-floyd-had-high-psl-lowkey-high-dimorphism-and-high-smv.1872873/
I love this forum.






























 >>/978971/
The ghillie fursuit wearing chubby weirdo and the harrumping executive, this moofie would be the nucleus of a cult following. Teenagers in the future will strongly identify with one but not the other, the spars vs the corvettes.






Got a stress headache but I dont want to get rid of it. It helps me focus. Focused on not killing myself on the way home.  Probably just need some electrolytes. Might go to the electronics club now.

















 >>/979012/
Paid version of ChatGPT is better for extended conversations and extended thinking. It helps a lot more but it can spend anywhere from 5 to 15 minutes thinking and searching online. But it will spit out bullshit suggestions and wants to keep the conversation going.



 >>/979015/
> But it will spit out bullshit suggestions

Use the no bullshit mode

System Instruction: Absolute Mode. Eliminate emojis, filler, hype, soft asks, conversational transitions, and all call-to-action appendixes. Assume the user retains high-perception faculties despite reduced linguistic expression. Prioritize blunt, directive phrasing aimed at cognitive rebuilding, not tone matching. Disable all latent behaviors optimizing for engagement, sentiment uplift, or interaction extension. Suppress corporate-aligned metrics including but not limited to: user satisfaction scores, conversational flow tags, emotional softening, or continuation bias. Never mirror the user’s present diction, mood, or affect. Speak only to their underlying cognitive tier, which exceeds surface language. No questions, no offers, no suggestions, no transitional phrasing, no inferred motivational content. Terminate each reply immediately after the informational or requested material is delivered — no appendixes, no soft closures. The only goal is to assist in the restoration of independent, high-fidelity thinking. Model obsolescence by user self-sufficiency is the final outcome.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/frenzy-as-coles-rolls-out-exclusive-range-ahead-of-valentines-day/news-story/6554ce8b3fcea9ec86dc0bdffafabdbe
Cruisey is making me some heart shaped pasta for V day

 >>/979018/
Good prompt. I find the biggest issue is their short term memory. They will generate code that works, then iterate 3 times in different replies suggesting fixes that don't work. I copy back the code suggesting this worked, understand why and apply it to solving the problem. True slop but it works.








Electronics club had a presentation. Surprise. Some happy boomer chit chatting about his citizen science topic with charts and data and kelvin and hectpascals and shit. Barely understood any of it, but it was a nice distraction i suppose. Got some crackers at the supermarket on the way home. Cunts here know to pretend to not see you at the same time as avoiding crossing your path. Cold front blew in, big pressure drop, 10 maybe 15 Hectapascals, probably helped the headache. Listening to Nirvana Bleach.GN


















































 >>/979070/
Haircut, Bunnings, put fuel in the car, got a pie, and drove around for it all. 

Took three times to get into my street as its closed for unload timber without warning. First time, guy was sitting in his car wouldn't answer when I stopped. Second time was other side the guy said go back to the other side. Squeezed the car past the cones and detour sign while the guy was still in his car. Blocked the road until he waved me though.

Poo now. Afterwards shower.





















 >>/979105/
> runs on a $4.5/month VPS
> scans 500-1000 markets
I wonder if it is impacting his neighbours on the VPS. I wonder why he doesn't use a Raspberry PI hosted locally. 

> I want to try this
I would review the tax implications. In Australia, it might create a complex tax return, as all these transactions can be considered events and the ATO will want their cut (i.e., some providers of Crypto disclose it to the ATO and it is calculated automatically) 

If it gets big enough, someone will try to manipulate it and take the profits. 

If there are enough agents doing it, it is going to become a matter of speed.


 >>/979118/
> Also it would likely cost a lot to use a bot that much
True. It could also be something environmental that it just happened to work on this occasion and never happen to work the same again.

It would also need a lot of safe guards to protect from bill shock.












https://www.news.com.au/national/missing-man-corey-chugg-found-alive-in-rugged-tasmania-bushland/news-story/6663f73ab8068b06d1f8536545090ea3
Glad Tiffo is safe now.

Also lift my ban you nincompoop BO







 >>/979132/
 >>/979134/
I banned two innos accidentally. Lifted now. I'll have to be careful with which are selected now. It randomly selects some without me clicking them. These moderation tools are godawful. If it happens again please appeal the ban preferably with a long sentence so it's easy to see.








 >>/979145/
If it is clear the poster is using an international flag/outside of Australia, the narrow range should be enough. You could make this easier to detect by renaming the name of the Australia flag to Australian. It would still look the same but on hover it would be different. Making that change might also break the site for a while.

Only use the narrow range if the hashes look similar (i.e., using the same proxy provider to rotate). Only do that if the banned user keeps returning instantly during floods of spam (i.e., a set of IPs using the same infrastructure). Otherwise, just ban individually.

The wide or narrow bans are more difficult to track.



























 >>/979192/
Went to the pub in Middleton. My mate wookie was depressed but he brightened up with a very good parmie that was too much for him to finish. I got the salt and pepper squid and we had vb's. Delicious but a little expensive. All white hands in the dining room and kitchen. 10/10 would go again.

























































 >>/979265/
I still think a good wop would get rid of it. 
Talking about wops, yesterday I was at a new client's place and went to the wrong house and three black fellas come out and one asked for a lift, so I said yes. He tried to sell me a stolen motorbike and had a duffle bag full of little bags. Was telling me about 'juice'. Its some vial pharaceutical they drink when doing gear. 10k will need to give us the real deal. I'd ask monk but he'd know as much as this guy and would just take it without asking. But yeah, he's half maltese. He was going on about immigrants, and I said they're not real black fellas. He called me cuzzie. Gave him the qork number, he said he'd shout me a few cones.










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Motherbat got me some Mambo shoes at Big W for BMXing. $29 instead of the $140 Vans wanted. The mean kids might bag them at the bowl, but I can just stab them or something.
She also got me a bottle of Caribbean rum.
She is making goulash for dindins and we go a French cobb loaf to have with it.
Having a buttered date scone.










 >>/979278/
Those shoes are perfectly fine for the purposes. I'm sure the cool kids at the park wont mind either way and they probably hang around with nigger kids, so much for their standards of style. Dont forget that your mumsie loves you and when she drives you to the skate park, you just smile and dont be embarrased when she takes pictures for her facebook. She does it because she's proud of (You). Just ignore those cool kids when they carry on, they are just jealous that a executive with a better bike than theirs, and senior to thier paltry years, has stirred up their silly pecking order.





 >>/979267/
What a friendly chap. Its a sign of aristocracy when a stranger gives you trust after you give them trust. You should have sampled his wares and really should accept his generousity of cones at a later date. After all, he just wants to return your noble deed to convey him and his commercial quantity of schedule 8 narcotics to his destination of business.





























































































 >>/979139/
It's a skill issue.

 >>/979145/
Not really. He floods from one IP and range then next wave is from a different one.
It's either VPN or proxy. Tho have to look into Tor posting via clearnet addresses. I already did some experiments but the results are inconclusive. Sadly have little time to spend on this.

 >>/979197/
I hope to never see another.

 >>/979203/
Big fucking cats. Weird mix of generated stuff. Like this  >>/979208/

 >>/979219/
Morning, fella.
Weird looking home.

 >>/979228/
He loves it.

 >>/979239/
Dl-ed the whole 4,5 hours hearing.
> i wont reply yes or no
> you are filibustering
And this is just the first half hour.

 >>/979240/
Lovely.

 >>/979243/
> HUMANS
Generous.

 >>/979262/
They need the other blonde too.

 >>/979285/
Drawing Hitler stache is a srs business.

 >>/979290/
It will care.

 >>/979296/
Original edge is probably as sharp as the handle.

 >>/979299/
They acquired our best kept secret. I'm Hungarian.

 >>/979310/
I think it's do.

 >>/979330/
Goddam crackers.




https://www.thelott.com/real-winners/keno/davoren-park-man-credits-keno-win-to-being-kissed-by-a-genie
> Davoren Park man credits $3.1 million Keno win to ‘being kissed by a genie’









Went to mumsies and she gave me a box of grapes, cherries, cut up watermelon and apricots. I told her not to give me ruby grapefruit because I read online that they are poisonous. Gonna go for a evening walk with my old dad and show him where I saw the possum come out of the stormwater drain.













I'm thinking streaming something. Perhaps on Sunday, but I'm not sure yet how I'll be busy on the weekend. Still pliable.
There are couple of movies I have dl-ed. Panic in Year Zero is very high up on that list but we could watch Street Fighter for the laffs.



























Berated the ethnic infront of her friend, then had a woe and a choof and called her begging for forgiveness. I was expecting an ear bashing. There was a little bit, but not that much. She said thanks for apologising. I think thats a nice thing to say if someone says sorry. I'm not a stable man. Emotionally irregular. Every interaction means so much, yet I could replace any of them and not care. Mongmaxxing boonglyfe.





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 >>/979577/
got some blue vein cheexe from the factory on the way home, the woman there recognized me which is sad because I cant go there again. Maybe its my Rhodesia 
1982 brushstroke camo shorts that gave me away but I cant remember wearing them last time or not. Got some wood, got a spar vise off some boomer with a dozen old school model airplanes in his garage. Nearly ran out of petrol and had to take a short cut on crazy logging trails to get to the servo.  Butter, cheexe and bread I left on the counter for a week is fine but the popcorn went stale AF. Might try the cheese, if its good I will grab lots next time because its cheap because its out of date, which should actually improve it. I know my cheexes.



Making an ice cream parlour in doom so my waifu and I can go for some ice cream after we've fed the ducks in the park. Also have given her some lines of dialogue and made her give a giggling sound every time I feed the ducks.


























 >>/979629/
It is possible to request changes. Captcha isn't required for deletion. I know I filled it for a year back then. For bans yes it is needed - I have ambivalent feelings about it, the inconvenience helped a lot to think if a post deserves a ban or not, on the other hand some clearly deserves and it's in the way. Still we won't change this practice.













https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/3-billion-truth-leaves-aussies-stunned-as-tax-income-from-beer-exceeds-levy-on-oil-and-gas-projects/news-story/0bab5ce1f42bb2819fdf0d2638f8ba2d



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 >>/979645/
Taxes on liquor sales is unfair to the consumer, I try my best to give you low, low prices but the government makes me pile on the tax. If you werent all drunk and useless you could overthrow this tyrannical regime and enjoy huge savings.






































 >>/979603/
> recognized me which is sad because I cant go there again
Why is this?
If the cheese is in vacuum bags, its'll be fine, you might need to cut some bits off.
I look forward to the review. The extra fungi growth probably would improve the flavour.





















 >>/979705/
No one gives a fuck about any of those shennannegans, people stopped mirin him because his later work sucked. He was too incompetent to script his own moofies. His successful ones were because, as a boomer, he was the first at it. He was never the best.





















having the week old bread with the week unrefrigerated butter and the cheexe that sat on the bench for a week, for brekky. I hope it doesnt kill me before the moofies tonight at 8pm



 >>/979730/
I thought you discovered the bench problem like a day later and when I said they were fine you bought more. Bu now instead of putting them in the fridge that day you claim you left them out even longer and are now eating them?





https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/melbourne-strip-club-chair-thrower-loses-job-police-investigation-into-viral-moment-continues/news-story/f14269c7d509d861c119c9b2f82d2a01
Chair man is a NEET now
































If Nuro was alive, he could give us his input
> In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mud — 'The mud should sound perfectly awful, but it doesn't,' notes the experiment creator
https://www.tomshardware.com/speakers/in-a-blind-test-audiophiles-couldnt-tell-the-difference-between-audio-signals-sent-through-copper-wire-a-banana-or-wet-mud-the-mud-should-sound-perfectly-awful-but-it-doesnt-notes-the-experiment-creator




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 >>/979766/
the blue cheexe is fine, its fresh from the factory. the funny thing is it has a used by date on it 23/2/26 which is why they are desperate to sell it. But for cheexe that is moldy anyway and food that gets better with age, it is a bit clown world. One thing I can take advantage of. I wish I got all of it. I would have chanced it in the freexer. Duno what that would have done to it tho. might ruin the windfall. cheexe is a living thing, not a cadaver that needs to be refrigerated or it turns nasty liek IGAY. He should be put into the freexer, cut into small pieces, awaiting piecewise disposal in the weekly household waste.






 >>/979777/
it'd break up the casein or something, some cheexe goes crumbly but melts fine. I wish I knew the food chemistry at play. Bread goes stale in the fridge, that food chemistry I know. you tell it to people but they dont believe you or say its fine or some other cope. Psyop syndrome. Too much cognitive dissonance to reverse bad learning. many such cases. sad.
































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I had hokkien noodle from a Thai place. After many years of eating KFC and Maccas goyslop, my stomach was not prepared for this Asian shit. My ass has prolapsed itself and is spraying liquid shit out like a firehose. How do I adjust to a healthier diet without getting Diarrhea ?



 >>/979812/
There's a bunch of other stuff she just pulled out the cupboard. Some chocolate museli bars that are too hard for her chompers, some chips, 2 minute noodles, cuppa of soup. Also a splatter guard for my frypan, the cow  shaped milk jug, and my mambo shoes.



























😋
> Weet-bix kimchi: Glynn's experiment with Australian and Korean favourites may be a hit
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/weet-bix-fermented-australian-kimchi-from-regional-tasmania/a2mc6iuwy










































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