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How does he do it.

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I bought this off Amazog. It will arrive today. Currently, I keep a big pile of books either on my desk or my bed. I need to move them between the two, according to which I want to use.

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 >>/982072/
noice
here are some of my books in the living (more like existing) room

Need another hour's sleep. Thought I was ok when I woke up this morning, but now I can tell that I'm not.

Border Express couldn't be bothered picking up the item from Melbourne that they are supposed to be delivering to Adelaide today. Might as well start with the item not received/request refund bullshit now.

Might become a japanese adult video performer. Over there my 5 inches should be huge enough for porn.

 >>/982079/
the noises the jap girls make kill my boner

also many seem to have minecraft pussy

Might do some clog dancing in the front yard.

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/police-find-human-remains-in-search-for-chris-baghsarian-85-kidnapped-from-north-ryde-home/news-story/f695ec004ec518c2bba6ce6ffe16fce9
they found wog gramps
wonder if they found his fingers and if they'll reattach 'em

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Unfortunately rape and open defecation aren’t yet Olympic sports.

 >>/982073/
Crack den vibes

 >>/982086/
yeah I just don't care anymore
will probably just throw them in the bin at some point

 >>/982087/
Wasteful, like a crack head

they're niggerfying the xfiles

 >>/982089/
The leads were kikes anyway

 >>/982090/
duchovny is one of the good kikes, like william shatner and steven segal

Gonna live in the 90s bro. Gonna create a whole vr world level simulation of the world and pretend the year 2000 never came.

 >>/982091/
> one of the good kikes
No such thing, you fool. There will be no chance of peace until all of them are gone

 >>/982093/
Cattle shouldnt concern themselves with who owns the farm or who eats the carcass. Remember that there may be better ones, but there are definitely worse ones.

 >>/982094/
All jews need to go, along with shabbos goys like you

Got the chicken biriyani. Sweating.

 >>/982095/
You should beg to them harder.

 >>/982097/
Traitor

 >>/982096/
Seasoned with brownoid faeces

Drinking my last beer of the slab. I have chosen to have it early so I am sober for the gym tonight. Although I am now tempted to just buy more and drink the day away.

Amazog is finally delivering my bookshelf. When it arrives, I will assemble it and start cleaning my room up a bit.

 >>/982085/
Really begs the question, what could a billion Indians win a medal in

Got a woman's number today

 >>/982103/
Good job m8. Have you started texting her yet or are you just playing it cool?
I gave a girl my number yesterday. She seemed apprehensive so I was worried she wouldn't text but she did so within a few minutes. I am taking her to the museum tomorrow. Should be good.

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Weeeeeeber

 >>/982104/
it was the employment agency woman

 >>/982105/
Write /ausneets/ on the door in poo, I dare you.

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Had that nap I've been needing all morning. Bright eyed and bushy tailed now. One norty afternoon coming up!

Youtube is very bad today

very low energy this week. Struggling to get things done.

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 >>/982110/
I'll have something for that once I start my pharmaceutical company

 >>/982110/
make sure you're sleeping and eating well neet

 >>/982112/
At least one store bought lasagna a week goes a long way for a NEET's nutrition.

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 >>/982113/
> a week
*A day

 >>/982114/
Consuming too much too soon can be dangerous, it's like with fiber

Might become a cheerleader.

 >>/982116/
You've got the legs for it

 >>/982110/
Havnt managed to do either, diet is mostly cigarettes, goffee, instant noodles. Can't sleep. Not doing well at all

Eat my arse and call me FIFO

 >>/982119/
I will not.

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 >>/982071/
How?

 >>/982068/
Good OP post.

 >>/982105/
Relief at last.

 >>/982072/
That looks top heavy. It wouldnt be suitable for a boat that rocks side to side.

 >>/982073/
> The Holocaust Industry

That was my first jewpill

 >>/982086/
Duno the christmas tree is a nice touch. 10/10 would shoot up fentanyl from india there amidst the unread big brain books.

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 >>/982091/
Willam Shatner had swagger, that carrys a lot of weight on my scales of judenhass

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 >>/982097/
 >>/982098/
Both of you are retards, what did Dr Goebbels say about being a racist hooligan? You need to lift the quality of your discourse when discussing the JQ.

 >>/982117/
But not the attitude.

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 >>/982106/
Karen from Max has the hots for me, i know of such things.
 >>/982104/
Have a good time on your date NEET. Remember you can save the admission fee if you go 30 minutes before they close. Alternatively you can go to the holo musuem and say you feel guilty about being white and they will only charge you half price.

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 >>/982127/
chutzpah!

 >>/982129/
He means Beer Leader. As in starts off drinking beer and then that leads to choof, goon and KFC.

Pork and cabbage for dinner

 >>/982128/
Goebbels was a moron

 >>/982132/
That's more aligned to the aptitude.

 >>/982073/
I look forward to seeing the bookshelf. It will look good.

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 >>/982135/
kek

Cucumbers

 >>/982138/
Hot!

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Spent all afternoon building a toilet/bathroom in doom. Meanwhile my real life bathroom hasn't been cleaned in weeks.

 >>/982141/
Can we see the toilet and bathroom in Doom?

There is no shame anymore.

 >>/982143/
No, it needs to be cleaned first. Turns out I used some disgusting textures I copied from a level with a dirty public bathroom. Even in video games I have neet level cleanliness.

 >>/982144/
Inspirational.

 >>/982141/
Upload yourself into the game and go pee pee in there and you will never have to clean your real toilet again.

 >>/982146/
👆💯

Assuming all goes well with my museum date tomorrow, do you think I could take her to a pool hall for our third date? I have a classy one picked out, but I'm worried she will think it is a bit much this early in our relationship.

 >>/982148/
I'd wait until near the end of your second date and ask her where she would like to go and see, make her feel incharge by picking out where you will go, you also get to know if she wants to go out again.

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Good night.

 >>/982144/
Duke Nukem did it first

 >>/982148/
She probably just wants to go somewhere where you will be in a good mood and open your wallet.

Drove all day with some spars for garden stakes sticking out of the back. Bought two pairs of army boots off some lifers at a nice house on the way. Milsurp is the way to go. After dinenr I Went over to mumsie's and looked under her bed with a torch. Had to check from both sides and was calling out "Clear!" every side i checked like I seen Marky Mark do in that moofie where he is a SWAT operator. No dead bandicoot so it either went back outside or mumsie just made the whole thing up for a laff. Not laffing tho because keeping wildlife without a license is a crime. Had my fruit snack and its cooled down outside. Off to bed, have to go into the heart of darkness tomorrow. Fuck the Poz. Wish I was back in the bush. At least the new boots are cool. Good Night NEETs.

How can that crippled nigger in Breaking Bad drive his car?

 >>/982154/
tl;dr

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Tiffin is living his best life, unlike many neets.