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https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/police-find-human-remains-in-search-for-chris-baghsarian-85-kidnapped-from-north-ryde-home/news-story/f695ec004ec518c2bba6ce6ffe16fce9
they found wog gramps
wonder if they found his fingers and if they'll reattach 'em






































































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Drove all day with some spars for garden stakes sticking out of the back. Bought two pairs of army boots off some lifers at a nice house on the way. Milsurp is the way to go. After dinenr I Went over to mumsie's and looked under her bed with a torch. Had to check from both sides and was calling out "Clear!" every side i checked like I seen Marky Mark do in that moofie where he is a SWAT operator. No dead bandicoot so it either went back outside or mumsie just made the whole thing up for a laff. Not laffing tho because keeping wildlife without a license is a crime. Had my fruit snack and its cooled down outside. Off to bed, have to go into the heart of darkness tomorrow. Fuck the Poz. Wish I was back in the bush. At least the new boots are cool. Good Night NEETs.































































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 >>/982221/
Yes, that's because being a proper naughty "gangsta", "road man", and a "hit man" is cool on Instagram now.
Doesn't change the fact the victim wasn't as innocent as the Lügenpresse want to make out. How do we have all these second-generation multi-millionaire middle-eastern pieces of shit walking about? Drugs and crime. Running a fucking deli doesn't make you a millionaire.

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 >>/982222/
Good take wizzy. Some of these old school wogs are into soft crime like not declaring takeaway shop earnings to the taxman. There are stories of private bank vaults in the suburbs, run by Greek, Armenian, hebrew you name them, mafias. I want to know who this dead jew was and how he came up.








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Went to office works to get a new SD card for the Hiby because the old one's file tree is fucked and I will be listening to NIN and suddenly there are bugle calls. I wanted a high reliability instead of performance but they didnt have any after I went up to the counter twice with the item card. Eventually just bought my crayons and left. Went to JB hi fi and some he-she with a thick nose ring sold me one for ten dollars more than the other place. I blame AI data centers.





























































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Weber was given a poorly formatted email from his bank in early 2008 which he gave a 1 star review for on their google account resulting in the gfc. He said they will always just be a Jews Goldberg Sachs but they're nothing without Weber's golden balls to back it up. Resonated worldwide and the planet lost confidence in the institutions propping up the financial system once.





































































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Do you all think it's a sound idea if I travel either domestically or overseas to reset my head. Don't know how to word it any other way but that. My usual copes (gaming in particular) for the past few months haven't been the same and I've just been feeling worse since january in particular. I feel like if I do this it could help me but also seems like a waste of the little money I have.






















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 >>/982382/
I gave it away to a retard who cant into simple audio. It made a huge difference in their life. I will just get another loudspeaker set by osmosis anyway and I use my nice IEMs. The sony speakers kept switching off after 5 minutes standby on bluetooth. It was ruining my life anyway. Hiby factory just emailed and said they fixed my old Hiby for $5 and $10 postage.





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Belzona sell stuff that seal leakign pressure pipes but the leak would lift off any coating by breaking the bond to the substrate along a hairline. it just blisters off along the margins of the bond. It looks nice but lets see it after a couple days of getting pushed up from underneath.


































































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I've got my pool hall date this afternoon. I didn't sleep all that well last night, I woke up way too early and couldn't get back to sleep. I shat my guts out this morning but it wasn't as bad as Wednesday morning. I am calming down. I am having a second coffee. I am hoping the alcohol prevents me from having an afternoon crash. I am going to try kissing the girl today. On Wednesday, we held hands. When I went to leave at the end, she hugged me. She did so very tightly and for a long time. I am absolutely bewildered by the fact that this girl likes me. She does not yet realise what a fucked up neet loser I am. I have been much more energetic and motivated due to the thought of her. I have been cleaning my room. I vacuumed last night for the first time in months. My carpet feels so much nicer to walk on barefoot as there isn't a bunch of pointy shit sticking into your feet.
Wish me luck, noots.

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Washing machine exchange program now open

A new offer to exchange inefficient top-loading washing machines opened on 24 February 2026 following the success of the program in 2025. The 2025 program assisted almost 5,500 households across NSW to upgrade their washing machine with yearly water savings of approximately 107 million litres.

Cenno now gives out washing machines.
No idea why I work, could just get it all for free.




















































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that reminds me
BWS Rose & Crown was shut for 2 days
I went in yesterday and asked WTF they were doing and they said on Monday a 13 or 14 year old girl came in and destroyed over $3k worth of stock because she wanted to go back to juvenile detention.













































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 >>/982555/
The H3 Saber pro was better with a smaller form factor than the R3PROII I got now. I like them both but the new one seems to get hot in my pocket and the firmware is AIDS. Rolling for the old one to work. Still thinking about a bluetooth HIFI in my kitchen at home now that I dont have battery speakers any more.




















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I kissed the girl. I had never kissed a girl before. I initiated. I should have looked up some video tutorials or something beforehand. I ended up just pressing my lips against hers. She repeated the gesture back to me. I was a bit awkward with it. I jokingly said "We are as awkward as each other". She laughed. I am hoping she doesn't realised I've never kissed a girl before. Our next date is scheduled for Tuesday. I am hoping I didn't fuck up with the weird way I kissed. I am still shocked that a girl finds me attractive. I've never been in this situation before.



























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Clogging.
Yesterday I ate:
Bacon & egg sandwich
Two buttered scones
Two Turkish delight bars
Packet of yo yo biscuits
Hungarian Parmesan roll with ham lettuce mayo
800g butter chicken
Tub of rice
5 garlic naan
Half a nannas apple pie
600ml custard
700ml rum
750ml cab sauv 
1.5l cola
375ml ginger beer
500ml orange juice
Two cup of tea













































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got a pepper pie for early lonch
motherbat got me a can of cherry coke, a dr peppers, and a corvette hotwheels ('76 greenwood racing) at the reject shop
had coffee at wohlers first and got her a victorinox paring knife because she's always bitching about her knives being blunt
she'll probably cut a finger off now
















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 >>/982664/
Been sick all week, beisdes that just working drinking and getting pill brained. Barely been riding, barely been listening to much music, barely been yeah. So yeah :/

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Based everyone seems happy with that one. Its a good Brand.

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Bought some cream eggs at woolies the other day Satan.

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Barely it seems.

 >>/982672/
biblical reference ?

Time to do some werk, Gotta start making up for this week might even make it to Noosa thisarv, first time in month.

























































































































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 >>/982803/
I would ask them how much are x-rays and how much is a clean before the appointment. That should cover it. If it's more than $500 for a check-up, clean and xrays as well (as some minor works like scaling). If you're quoted more, I would go elsewhere.

You also get some money back on Medicare, but you need to pay first. Private health insurance pays the gap between Medicare that is not funded.













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 >>/982817/
> Saw some stuff about you guys deploying troops.
Yes they doing that.
> What are the chances
I've no idea.
Govt. media tells us that "these guys blew up Nord Stream, it would be a breeze to do something against our facilities".
We have election in April and making all kinds of noises and acting that the government is in its place and doing it's job and important things is an integral part of the campaign. "We do care about our citizens and we defend them and their interests" and whatnot.
So hard to tell.

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Back in 1956 when the Red Army invaded the country finally to squash the uprising then our PM hold a speech on the radio and there is a famous quote:
> Our troops are fighting our government in its place
Since then this is sometimes quoted in times of crisis and "crisis". Orbán especially likes it.



















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> Colander-wearing Pastafarian strains the rules with Queensland driver’s licence photo
>  >A “Pastafarian” in rural Queensland has vowed to fight to keep his driver’s licence featuring a photo of him wearing a colander on his head, arguing it’s a matter of freedom of religion.
>  >But the state government has told him he must hand it in and get a new one, as it was issued “in error”.
>  >Shadikillah, 28, said he converted from Islam to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in 2021 while a university student in his home country of Indonesia due to his growing doubts about the religion in which he’d been raised.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/feb/28/colander-wearing-pastafarian-strains-the-rules-with-queensland-drivers-licence-photo









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https://youtube.com/watch?v=uRLi7fOctrU

Although it's not my gender
I'm feelin' femme-y and cute
My balls went in the blender
I flushed 'em down the chute
My face is fully busted
My bussy smells like rat
My bosom don't need adjustin'
'Cause I have six layers of fat

I started seeing fellas
I tried most every app
But every guy could tell
And he's snipin' left in a snap
And if one tried to bed me
Then he'd regret it soon
I'd say hey wait gotta dilate
It's great to be a troon

Troon! Troon! Troon!
I wish my wiener away!
Troon! Troon! Troon!
Got sick of just being gay
Troon! Troon! Troon!
Morning, night and noon
I wish I was a woman 'stead of a
Troon! Troon! Troon!
























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 >>/982866/
I bet the cia rents nuro's disabled dunny as a safe house for the most valuable people who they faked the death of. Imagine doing shots and valium pills with bin laden and khomenai while sitting in the disabled toilet. JFK would be there too, telling stories about all the mad orgies and drugs he used to do in the white house during the 60s. Then nuro would come in with a tray full of flavourtown, chips and pork knuckles, and everyone would dig in.













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non whites are the right wing vanguard now. Normies will snap this sanitized backlash to mass immigration up like a poorly trained golden retriever gutsing the cats food while the cunt owner records it to tiktok for the updoots. The real right wing got deplatformed five years ago. Any real opposition has been jailed before or is in jail now. Fuck this gaslighting, democracy is a psyop for retards who dont deserve a vote or voice.


















































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> There is no solid evidence as to why Rømer assigned the value of 7.5 degrees to water's freezing point.
> The boiling point of water was defined as 60 degrees.
> Thus the unit of this scale, a Rømer degree, is 100 ÷ 52.5 = 40/21 of a Kelvin or Celsius degree




















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 >>/982949/
hell nah i went to a smoke shop i never been to to get some ciggies and saw it in the window. Bought it for a birthday present for someone, they didnt even any bulbs in stock either 

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not really

 >>/982951/
thanks it just sits nicely on my lap

 >>/982953/
scracthing my head at this one. i got cursed by a bad burrito last week and it took days for my guts to recover, thats what i was refering to

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accurate i dont even know who is running the board these days or what type of mood they are in

 >>/982963/
BASADO!







































































































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Got harassed by a boong woman when I went to the chemist, guess she was late 20's while I was getting  on my motorbike. She came over to say how nice my motorbike was and wanted to know if I was married or had a girlfriend or if I had any kids. She was acting very friendly and she wanted me to come over to the seventh day adventist church to see her, she even made a time for Thursday when she would be there. I blame Wizzy for all those times when he said we would all get girlfriends, not sure if I will ever be able to leave the house again. She spoke in full on boong talk so it was difficult to understand her (needed Cruisey to translate)










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 >>/983097/
You need to move on NEET, E's passed on! ThE Nuro is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!

'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!





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The lady at coles just told me what happened with the fire there last week.
Apparently two boong kids set the cleaning aisle up the back of the store on fire and when all the staff went there two adult boongs tried to break open the cigarette counter with screwdrivers.
























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Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say, "Baby, I love you"
If you ain't runnin' game
Say my name, say my name
You actin' kinda shady, ain't callin' me, "Baby"
Why the sudden change?
Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say, "Baby, I love you"
If you ain't runnin' game
Say my name, say my name
You actin' kinda shady, ain't callin' me, "Baby"
Better say my name







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