/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

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Flashy, high speed thread.

Cool Tranny
Oily Tranny
Best Tranny

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New thread.
Yummo

 >>/984160/
Went to the tuggers for the first time.
Laughed the whole way through.

She said is your cock horny?
She called me super man like 5 times because I didn't cum the entire 30 minutes.
I told her to do it harder and she could only do it at my death grip strength for like 1 minute.
She said I have good cupboard near the end and translated it to character
Then she touched my belly and said you have tonnes.
Not even offended at the whole ordeal. it was funny.

 >>/984157/
This isn’t fr*g enough

This is a truly awful thread and pepe.
Not even banter it's shit.

 >>/984157/
Violation of board rules. 
This isn't even remotely a legit PEPE.

 >>/984164/
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 >>/984168/
Someone make a real thread please

 >>/984164/
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 >>/984169/
Have a sook

Might start doing opus dei corporal mortifications

 >>/984162/
Beautiful.

Reposting moofie ad for shiban
Movie at 7pm AEDT!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Gonna throw something in.

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 >>/984182/
You would look very sexy with a cilice

 >>/984189/
I should be able to attend.

12 mins fellas!

Startin! Come on fellas, get in here!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Bill is best

 >>/984200/
Motherbat and Sweetie are watching Outlander S01E01 via my laptop 🙄

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Goon Evening Big Fellas.

Back home after having to duck out again to help a mate with with a snapped chain out. Niggga should not have even ben out in this wather. Anyhooos, traffic was aids in the way back, i wasnt even mad, had put a fat steak and fries in the oven before i left. Just chained smoked and listened to All Jizzeria and Alexander Emerick all the way home.

Showered, in the mood to get properly fucked up. NOt telling what i got in my kinder sooprize egg, just not doing it. 

How the rest of you rain soaked

 >>/984209/
*S08

 >>/984209/
should have burned her the DVDs

 >>/984209/
Watch it on your phone. I did that once.

 >>/984210/
Based.

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 >>/984210/
Also just a little help please #Body_Odor 

haven’t been here,
Haven’t been posting , 
scratching mug frog head at this one…

 >>/984210/
tl;dr

 >>/984212/
It only dropped overnight

Pillow status: folded
Good night neets

 >>/984215/
lifted

 >>/984215/
one of the mods is a dickhead

 >>/984218/
Noight. Might snuggle with you later.

 >>/984210/
Had a lovely afternoon fiberglassing, picking blackberrys and cutting spars. Beautiful weather, quiet, didnt see anyone. Having a nice dinner from the pantry. My refurbished hiby should come this week.

 >>/984222/
You are living the dream!

 >>/984223/
Just trying to keep busy to deal with the stress. The routine helps a lot.

Can hear fireworks going off again, thats two nights in a row, sounds like it's from the local UNE

 >>/984225/
Probably just the local muslims celebrating another bomb hitting isreal

Outlander was shite
Gone bed

 >>/984227/
Sleep tight.

 >>/984228/
and don't let the boong bugs bite

 >>/984227/
Outlander Raus

Thanks for coming, fellas! Good action packed movie, with some poor ass acting from actors who should have done better.

The other thread is missing the links to the new thread, this one is missing to the previous in the OP.

 >>/984231/
stop complaining paprika tits

Feel inspired after the moovie. Might join downie force.

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Good night.

 >>/984232/
It's a simple task and you can't even do it right.

 >>/984234/
Night fella.
Bigger pird has bigger egg.

Might become a dark elf. Or a scamp who acts the tomfoolery. But I'm leaning towards dark elf.

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might go to bed. Sunday program tomorrow. Should be a sunny day. Good Night NEETs.

 >>/984236/
The scamp that buys stuff in Caldera.

 >>/984237/
Night fella.

Might do a rape tomorrow. GN

Asleep, awake, asleep, awake. Woe.
When will this end?

 >>/984240/
Cruisey give this neet some chamomile please

BUM BUM

ri

Ri

going back to sleep, woke up far too early like always

 >>/984249/
gn

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AFNmwFpyB3E

It was falling out of me and I was gassing myself choking.

Want Cruisey to sing Betty Davis Eyes to me

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 >>/984254/
Cruisey I also wanna hear you sing that song

I hope Shire wasn't disturbed by that incident where the riot squad was called at Kirrawee (real word)

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/riot-squad-called-after-500-people-gatecrash-16th-birthday-party-in-kirrawee/news-story/784047e4c606031dddc364c0e953e6b7

 >>/984257/
I heard they ran a train on Cindy

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> 500 people invited to his birthday party but not you

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Good Morning NEETs
Cloudy start to the morning

 >>/984260/
GMN.

Did the mound flush yesterday?

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 >>/984255/

 >>/984162/
Hahahaha
Good stuff
Thats why they call it a punt, you never know.
Good job

 >>/984262/
Yes

 >>/984254/
I heard him singing Webby makes his brown eye poo once

https://youtube.com/watch?v=P0XeVwN_zO0

took sweaty for a big walk
a jogging girl smiled and waved on her way past

 >>/984264/
What an honour for that NEET.

 >>/984268/
> a jogging girl smiled and waved on her way past
Did you wink at her as she went past?

 >>/984270/
little bit

 >>/984271/
Hot!

Can imagine every few steps him doing a little shimmy with a skip in his step.

ri

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Spooky.

lol it's international women's day

 >>/984246/
Good pepes

 >>/984278/
unlike the OP

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 >>/984210/
Good morning, Nuro. Sunday morning.
What brand bike chain lube should I get?

 >>/984280/
Thank you Trev.

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Brake checking the bike copper

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Might start having coco pops for breakfast.

 >>/984285/
Do you have the armpit bowl?

Wonder if they have cocopops in hungary. Or even corn flakes. They probably give little kids paprika flavoured salami flakes with milk for breakfast.

 >>/984287/
kek

another asthma attack
also got the chainsaw stuck in a branch above head height
branch is making cracking noises, so it'll drop out shortly

 >>/984289/
Do you have enough medication for this one?

 >>/984290/
took anothre couple of predos and a few toots of my inhalers

 >>/984291/
> couple of predos
They can be a necessary evil. Effective but I hate the taper effects.

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 >>/984291/
And a flask of rum to steady your hand while operating the chainsaw?

 >>/984293/
She wants me to go to the fish shop for lonch, so no rum yet.

 >>/984289/
Did you do a shoddy job and tell your mum it'll fix itself eventually?

 >>/984295/
no
i'll finish it tomorrow
wouldn't have to do if her lawn guy was in he least bit proactive

 >>/984296/
My old man pays the islanders who knocked on his door five years ago to limb his ornamentals. They keep changing tho, the original entrepreneurs must pass the black book on, every time they go home in their endless cycle of deportation and illegal migration. My old man is very gullible and very stubborn at the same time.

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 >>/984289/
Read this before chainsaw felling your mums trees or dogging the branches.

Fucked the chinky this time. Still couldn't cum. just.
Do I need real love or some gay shit like that to cum?

 >>/984299/
Superman, do you have a death grip when you wank? We need more info to perform a thorough and comprehensive review. A hard about it! 

If I maintain a consistent speed and focus, it always happens for me. Even when I was stressed. Are you using enough lube? Do you have the right sensation? There are disposable wank eggs that can help too if it's either of those issues.

 >>/984299/
I hope you got a refund neet.

The bath overflowed while I was looking at shitty memes on discord and the water went under my gun safe. I had to unbolt it from the floor and dry out the floor under it or it would have gotten rusty. FML I am a mong.

 >>/984302/
A unique situation NEET.
Is the bath gun for sexual?

 >>/984302/
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Or did it overflow from the bathroom?

 >>/984299/
Its because you are fucking a bug without a soul and paying for the privileged. There is no dignity to this action, it escapes me why anyone would want to share this episode of self loathing.

 >>/984305/
I enjoy reading it.

 >>/984304/
across the kitchen into the pantry. The floor in this old house has a pronounced slope.

 >>/984306/
> angels weep

 >>/984307/
Ah. That makes sense. 
Many NEETs are having issues with gooks today.

 >>/984300/
Thankyou for your kind interest dr zogbot. My dick is RIP. I can't touch my knob or it feels like i'm being electrocuted. either that or feel nothing at all on my knob. usually just wank by moving my foreskin up and down. 
 >>/984301/
nope. :(

oh yeah i tasted her pussy and it didn't taste like anything but when i got home i gagged thinking about it because a hair went in my mouth.
She made a point to show me all the condoms and said my dick wont fit in the chinese or indian or medium ones. I thought my dick was average. 
 >>/984305/
kek

 >>/984310/
If you have some physical pain issue with your foreskin, see Dr Zogbot to get the right creams to resolve it. Probably also good to get checked after for STDs

 >>/984311/
Someone on purpose rubbed my knob too hard and overstimulated it. Now it either feels nothing or a pain sensation. It can't be fixed. This makes me feel defeated

 >>/984298/
thanks

 >>/984302/
we have more than one gun noot?

had chiggen schnitty pack for lonch
mother bat had crumbed buttterfish and a cone of chibs
got a few chibs left to have with my oven pie tonight

 >>/984314/
No, this is just gun noot developing multiple personality disorder. Happens all the time.

 >>/984315/
> motherbat had a cone

 >>/984299/
Get her to finger your bumhole.

 >>/984317/
Cruisey is a bad influence.

 >>/984300/
> lube

 >>/984302/
Just leave it. It'll be fine. Put a towel around the base.

 >>/984305/
You enjoy reading it.

 >>/984309/
Hehe

 >>/984310/
> moving my foreskin up and down
 >>/984310/
> tasted her pussy

Wat

 >>/984312/
Youre supposed to be pretending youre fucking a cunt.
NEETs are so retarded they literally need wank classes. How do you fuck that up?

 >>/984318/
I asked. She wouldn't do it.
 >>/984324/
kek

 >>/984315/
Mushroom gravy?

 >>/984319/
He's a crumbed butterfish.

 >>/984316/
Hope there's no mexican standoffs 9ver who left the water running.

 >>/984327/
no just rich brown gravy
it's probably maggi catering bucket
JF&C are a good shop
clean and mong friendly and dine-in available

 >>/984326/
Try a different one next time. The risky thrill of hunting them and getting through the door to see the menu is often the best bit. Get a 4 hand one one day.

 >>/984321/
I took it off already its on its side and I cleaned the floor where it was.

 >>/984330/
I need my chiggen shop mong friendly. Is there a ramp?

 >>/984332/
I dont get how its so close to the bath.

 >>/984333/
no, there's a step, but I'm sure one of the frenly staff or a passer by would help yeet a chair mong through the door

 >>/984325/
What? I literally was fucking her.

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 >>/984331/
> four hands
Exciting times we live in. WW3 is starting and some neets just want to get their dick sucked and fucked with four hands

 >>/984315/
nice.

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 >>/984337/
The NEETs are horny and stupid and will fall for the simplest tricks the ZOG has in store for them, when the war reaches our shores.

 >>/984339/
The NEETs will be in bliss, we won't care what is happening or invading.

I think I broke my wrist.

 >>/984342/
Get a bit too excited in the wank?

 >>/984343/
stacked it transitioning from a reverse custard spongebob to a 540 chocolate paddington

 >>/984344/
lmfao

 >>/984339/
They should stick to wanking off to pol threads and strong white men like all superior moral people do.

 >>/984344/
Should have stuck with the Meringues.

 >>/984346/
What if they wank off strong white men?

Having a nap

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 >>/984350/
Wise neet. The possum who naps all day can be norty all night.

 >>/984346/
Still upset huh?

 >>/984344/
sounds like your custard tard debacle

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 >>/984299/
> Fucked the chinky this time

Possum told me and cruisey a story by the bonfire about how he saw a UFO while he was raiding a bin while tiffin and nuro were making slurping noises from behind a bush once

 >>/984336/
You rub your knob with one hand while strangling it with the other.
Sounds like a sperg petting a cat.

 >>/984337/
Its what our boys are fighting and dying for.

 >>/984356/
Its what our boys are fighting and dying for.

 >>/984344/
Lol

 >>/984358/
👆💯

Slipped in the kitchen and shit myself...

 >>/984361/
Huge mound?

 >>/984362/
I suffered a most alarming stirring of the bowels, yet Providence kept it contained between the lower cheeks.

 >>/984361/
lmao

 >>/984363/
Good hodl

 >>/984363/
> Providence
My butt plug is also called that, what a coincidence.

 >>/984366/
Big plug?

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Where can you get a massive fudge sundae these days? Quite a few places used to have them when I was a kid.

 >>/984366/
Faggots like you should be lynched

 >>/984369/
Fudge sundaes have been replaced with fudge packers nowadays.

Someone needs some chicken tendies !

 >>/984372/
Mong frenly tendies

 >>/984369/
that food fashion passed with the end of traditional  cuisine in the 00's. embrace modern corporate dining  or learn to cook, goy.

found a loose nut on the steering rack assembly. upset. might have the whole thing replaced.

 >>/984375/
< The goon deficient NEET tries to turn into Dan Murphy's but his steering wheel fails him
I would watch this 2 hour moofie.

Speed: Dan Murphy's

 >>/984377/
> have to be over the legal limit while trying to drive to dans the next town over while trying to outrun the police

 >>/984378/
< screen fade
< Craig picks up the phone

 >>/984370/
It's not gay if the dildo you use to pleasure yourself with has a girl's name.

 >>/984380/
👆💯

 >>/984376/
DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY
The manual says the nut gets tightened to 68-92 NM but thats quite a lot for a elastic bushing.

 >>/984382/
> quite a lot for a elastic bushing
All this tension is making me flush 😳

 >>/984379/
> craig: dan you have endangered my customer. You will pay a hefty price for this plus tax, minus discount.
> dan: you underestimate the willpower of the NEET craig. The NEET is capable of anything when his stomach craves it
> cut to speeding NEET car

 >>/984380/
Exactly. My dick and arse are straight so anything they like is straight.

 >>/984384/
< The NEET enters the Goon Express way
< Cruisey is consoling a crying mong
< The mong just wants to try Pinxa

Someone sent me a pic of their ding dong

 >>/984385/
Exactly.

 >>/984387/
Long one? Hard one? Foreskin status?

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 >>/984389/
Rice rorr

 >>/984387/
Send back my pussy so wet and horny

 >>/984391/
*bussy

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 >>/984391/
And then send them another message, with this picture attached.

 >>/984393/
👆💯

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Goon Evening Big Fellas 

Had to drop a Ebike to a bat half an hour down south. Airtasker said 80 so that’s what I quoted. The bat was more than happy. Winning. Found a perfect park to Mong out for a while…debating whether to Guzman or the Colonel on the way home. Fark I’m starving.

 >>/984395/
Absolutely based.

Nuts tightened, headlining glued, up has been packed. Off to the shoppe for dairy products.

 >>/984395/
Stay away from the Colonel in these times of war, he might end up conscripting you.

 >>/984395/
You could have whizzed it there.

 >>/984395/
Found any good music recently?

 >>/984395/
Get both.

 >>/984400/
Not Nuro but I started ripping albums off bandcamp and listening to them for free on my Hiby. The old one comes back to me this week.

Looks like Nuro is getting some good rain. I am gonna go around and get the blackberrys from the community after tea.

He ignored my question about chain lube

Had a go at uber eats jeets on the road. It wasn't racially motivated, they cut me off and didn't signal.

 >>/984404/
Lube would make his chain harder to pull

 >>/984402/
Nice. MP3 players are fun. Found any good artists or genres recently?

 >>/984395/
How's not dyeing your hair anymore going?

 >>/984407/
Dreadsquad ska and a whole lot of electronica like starfounder.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/kfc-unleashes-new-zinger-nachos-as-food-fans-rave-about-the-viral-dish/news-story/71623cc45c7671a23459a0bf1010867a

https://www.taste.com.au/taste-test-kitchen/articles/red-roosters-new-chicken-parmi-burger-reinvents-pub-classic/b3yzpesa

 >>/984409/
NEETs might not like this 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XbEmjeb7f9M

Getting sick of 24/7 granny ear rape radio to cope / seethe / rage and not relax or read to

 >>/984412/
Tab closed

Might start a daily NEET prayer group once.

 >>/984415/
Put me down for three Hail Mary Goons.

 >>/984415/
Lmao

 >>/984412/
Utter shit

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might watch this. onions and mushroom risotto for tea.

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Might read this and use it to stimulate a high quality woman's anterior fornix so she is enslaved by her desires to me, and pays for all my goon and tendies once

 >>/984412/
NEETs don't like anything other than wallowing in self pity

 >>/984421/
I have similar observations.
Some of them likes to be rude too.

 >>/984412/
Not good

 >>/984421/
Might read this and realize it's true and wallow in self pity

 >>/984248/
I lik that pic, I laffed.

 >>/984412/
I saw gnomes in that video

 >>/984422/
> some
Nah I think that's only one NEET. He seems to be full of anger for some reason.

 >>/984427/
Three.

 >>/984420/
That doesnt look very scientific, NEET.

I am not a wallower

 >>/984430/
Don't lie. You wallow like a pig in shit.

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Found one.

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 >>/984432/
They are multiplying!

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 >>/984425/
I knew you would like it.

 >>/984422/
You need to redirect the server stick to the NEETs. Don't be afraid to hit them. Hit the naughty ones hard.

 >>/984435/
kek

 >>/984437/
That should be the BO's job

 >>/984439/
Should I hand out 10 minute bans for anyone who is narky then?

 >>/984439/
The stick is wise. It doesn't care who holds it.

 >>/984440/
No.

Got a bottle and put 50 in. 0 out.
Got a feature but that just pyt me back to where I started. Might do a wallow.

 >>/984437/
 >>/984439/
 >>/984440/
It's not something that needs to be regulated, I was just stating a fact.
It extends beyond the board. The site even, eg to cytube and irc.

 >>/984440/
Not up to me, you have the keys to the kingdom, that seems tedious and time consuming on your end though

I try to be a ray of sunshine here

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Wish I could afford this.

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I want to slot floppies. How do I slot floppies?

 >>/984437/
We all crave the stick.

 >>/984445/
You are my sun shine!

 >>/984448/
👆💯

 >>/984444/
You have the keys to another kingdom Wizzy.

 >>/984445/
> Oh, Ray!

 >>/984452/
kek

 >>/984444/
You have the keys to our hearts, wizzy

 >>/984454/
and my chastity cage

 >>/984454/
 >>/984455/
Beautiful posts ❤️

Its on NEETs.
We're going to war.

https://financialpost.com/pmn/business-pmn/australia-weighs-request-from-gulf-nations-for-military-support

 >>/984446/
its okay. derivative. AI destroyed art.

 >>/984458/
Casting destroyed sculpting.

 >>/984459/
I like Plaster of Paris

 >>/984457/
Pfft. I'm not dying for isreal. I'm on DSP.

 >>/984461/
DSP NEETs will be the first to be called up.

 >>/984462/
Cruisey said he'll fill in my conscientious objector forms.

 >>/984459/
retard take

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Neets are boring tonight. Might go to bed early. Good Night NEETs

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 >>/984465/
There has been far too many controversial issues for me to track recently

 >>/984466/
Good night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the boong bugs bite.

 >>/984467/
I'm still on WW2

 >>/984466/
The NEETs are tired of a long day of gross sex with chinks. Slipping over and shitting themselves and shitposting all day. Today was well done. The NEETs are healing.

#YearOfAcceptance

 >>/984470/
I hopefully for the future 😍