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Old Hiby R3Pro saber on the right and the new Hiby R3 Pro II on the left. THe old one got repaired for free even though it was years out of warranty. They said it was an inductor that got broken when I dropped it. They updated the firmware too and i am gonna try a factory reset of the new one because the bluetooth is shit annoying and doesnt persist with my devices. The old one you cant get anymore and its tiny compared to the pro II which is a chonker.


 >>/985375/
i dont know what to tell u, neet. phone fags who stream AI music wouldnt get it. THe Ipod was the first but Hiby R3's are the best. There is sum ting wong with the bluetooth on the firmware of the new one tho. I cant get it to connect to my car stereo even though the old R3 will.


 >>/985377/
I was almost indoctrinated by some catholics peddling their religion when I was in grade 1. They said it should join "Joy Club" and they would read me stories. But their stories were boring as shit and shortly after that I found the library and books about Allies v Naxis. Naturally the Naxis had the best planes and drip so i basically indoctrinated myself. I was about 5.







https://www.noticer.news/adelaide-african-car-crash-murder/
> A Kenyan chef initially believed to have been killed in a car crash in Adelaide is now at the centre of a murder investigation.
> Police believe he died of injuries inflicted in an assault after driving to a park for a "planned meeting" at 1.30am.





















 >>/985404/
You can see the fog of war right there. The other guy is distracted on the phone and cant see shit escalating. He is prioritizing the other guy on the phone over the deteriorating situation on the ground. Its something to do with digital brain where they phone guy is in digital land, not IRL. 

Hyper vigilance is not a mental disorder.


















Neets I want to eat more fish, the healthy stuff like sardines and salmon. John west canned sardines never seem to be on special. Where can I get stuff like that at the best price?






















 >>/985441/
you can find some NEET who is about your age, who has no family who will miss them, you befriend them and offer to take them on a road trip. Along the way you get them to write postcards saying good bye and looking forward to a new life (spin them some bullshit like you will take them to asia for a job) then you get all their ID and details and bank details and then get them to did their own grave and thats basically that. New ID free and easy.

























 >>/985464/
It's a sloppa, done in 20 minutes. Oil, onions, garlic, corned beef, everything else. Peel potatoes while oil is heating, fry potatoes. Tuna salad is just mixed in a bowl. 3 courses come out together in 20 minutes, two meals at $7 a meal.



















































The Nuro knows where he is at all times. He knows this because he knows where he isn't. By subtracting where he is from where he isn't, or where he isn't from where he is - whichever is greater - he obtains a difference or deviation. His guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the Nuro from a position where he is to a position where he isn't, and arriving at a position where he wasn't, he now is. Consequently, the position where he is is now the position that he wasn't, and it follows that the position that he was is now the position that he isn't. In the event that the position that he is in is not the position that he wasn't, the Nuro has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the Nuro is and where he wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GyG. However, the Nuro must also know where he was. The Nuro guidance e-bike scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information that the Nuro has obtained, he is not sure just where he is. However, he is sure where he isn't, within reason, and he knows where he was. He now subtracts where he should be from where he wasn't, or vice versa. And by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where he shouldn't be and where he was, he is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called BASED.




































Almost nailed my self with a knife trying to get the last tenth of the bee jam out of the stupid sqeezy bottle by cutting it in half. Ended up going to the tool bench and using the tin snips because the plastic was so thick and tough. Fucking cursed impregnable squeeze bottle of honey my arse what is wrong with a fucking jar with a big lid.



They seem to have worked out how to cut down the number of complaints about job agencies.
They don't answer the phone on the dewr complaints line any more.
Three hours on hold yesterday arvo then they hung up.
Called 1 minute after the line opened today and I've been on hold for an hour and 40 minutes so far.

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it was but the honey froze at the bottom which was actually the top because it was upside down. I kept it on the condiments shelf for six months because I couldnt be fucked working for ten minutes to get the last fucking bit out. No wonder the product was on special or something which is why I have it. Its a retarded way to market honey which doesnt need marketing because its sweet. Fuck this clown world.











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This is a counterfeit clone of a Schrade 'Old Timer' Senior 80T, that Amazon sent me the other day.
The fit and finish was terrible, the brass badge on the scales was wrong, and it didn't even say Schrade on the primary blade.
They used legitimate photographs in the advert.
Amazon rejected the review because I mentioned it was counterfeit.
I sent it back.

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This is a Cold Steel 'Frontier' tomahawk. Head is 1055 steel. Handle is hickory, 22" long.
Can be thrown.
Makes a nice accompaniment for my Kentucky long rifle, if I want to go all Mel Gibson from The Patriot.
Leather sheath and belt loop came from some Britbong on Etsy. He had a cool address:  XX Merlin Close, Castlefields, Runcorn, Cheshire.

 >>/985574/
it looks clunky. Ragnar benson wrote a book on automatic switch blades and I would go with something like that, obviously not a press button stiletto but a cheap thumb catch knife. One handed operation is now doctrine for an edc.


 >>/985575/
its probably okay. you rest it on a flat surface with the butt tip and the blade on the table. the place on the blade where it touches the table is where you should strike the wood or whatever. that one seems to be set okay. also dont keep that factory grind on it and dont fucking throw your tools at shit or you will chip the leading edge like you clearly did with that one. give it a sharpen and get an uncle mikes baton holder instead of that leather loop.


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This is an Old Hickory hunting knife, which I sliced my thumb open with just now.
Blade is 1095 high carbon steel, so will take on a blood patina or rust if you don't care for it.
Blade is 140mm, overall 260mm.
Old Hickory knife co was founded in 1889, recently demised after acquisition by OKC. Have a bunch of their meat prep knives of a similar design and composition.





 >>/985580/
decent boning knife. why u need a clip point for that is beyond me. maybe just to look cool. The best knifes i bought I got from a garage sale, they were a fillet knife worn down to a long spike and a boning knife that looked like it had done a couple tours of the death camps, the ones where enemies of the state were recycled into grease for tank treads. Both based as fuck and my ex GF stole them. Now i just use any old shit and keep it like that. I dont collect knifes, they just seem to come to me. my last aquisition was given to me by a guy who spent time in gaol for getting all stabby doodles with some other meth head. he got it off temu but its based because of it providence. Do u want me to show off my knifes?





 >>/985585/
>  a guy who spent time in gaol for getting all stabby doodles with some other meth head
I knew someone who got all stabby in jail as well, except he was the one getting stabbed with a paint scrapper. (yes he was half boong)

 >>/985585/
> decent boning knife
It's a general purpose meat knife. I have an OH boning knife with my kitchen set. I don't want to post the set as the largest butcher knife in the set is for quartering a cow and would probably be classed as a melbourne nigger chopper now.

> Do u want me to show off my knifes?
Yes please.

I have some other militaria blades lying about in a cupboard (Fairbairn-Sykes etc), but a little reticent to post those.

 >>/985585/
> why u need a clip point for that is beyond me. maybe just to look cool
OH kept the original 1800s "frontier" butcher patterns for most of their knives. Green River (similar vintage company) did too. Folks back then would have had their reasons.



from left
1)temu knife given to me by that guy who went to jail for stabbing someone (it was their fault apparrently)
2)professional knife I keep in my briefcase
3)little thing for hangnail
4) went overboard and bought a dive knife but its got a hard sheath and lock button so it goes on my tactical LBE sometimes. i used to to make a spoon when i forgot that once in the field. 
5)cold steel bush man for bush work.
6)blunt letter opener that has been used to tweeze out my ear hairs. 

Machetes and other ones I have posted already.




 >>/985598/
I read in "low level hell" that the chopper pilot said not to put your stabby gear upside down on your webbing after his fell out and took out his foot and he was fucked for a long time. He said to put it right way up and tactical hanging knives upside down is for larpers.












Nuro tipped dish-soap into the water slide at Wet 'n' wild when we went with the school and it got all cray cray with foam at the bottom and some kids crashed into each other and one of them's head split open and because the blood it got into the water and the whole park got closed due to health and safety reasons which was bullshit just the operator didnt like us running amok and we all had to go home but because it was Nuro that caused it all it was still pretty BASED, once.















































































































In other news the ethnic gave mw a strong hint. Have to wait a couple hours before she's free.
This is great news but I had a massive watery squirt only an hour or so ago. Dont want to tell her I need a raincheck, not now. 
My arse or my cock. Weber! My arse! My cock, Weber! 
What do I do?















Seems to me the ancient persians used to be a really tough warrior race. Then they got soft but brainy during the medieval period, but kept getting conquered by barbarians from the wastelands like the arabs and the mongols.

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Diet wagon for me tomorrow neets. Gonna turn it all around. You'll see a whole new me. No more deep fried donuts with melted chocolate. It'll be fresh fruit and vegies, wholegrains, omega-3 fishies and fermented pickles. A new start.

















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G'day groolers. I'm on my second bottle of chardy. Got no money in my account, no job, no cenno coming in just nothing haha. Listening to Good Charlotte. Misso is absolutely pissed. Made a cenno claim but I need like 8 separation certificates and half these recruitment agencies hide their email addresses.  I don't know what I'm gonna do kek misso is paying for everything and running out of money herself. I've applied for 50+ jobs but I've got basically nothing. Every entry level job is packed with shitskin cockroaches. Usually I'd get a strike with these cockhead temp gigs but nup. Had one mob ask me to record a 60 second video for a container unloading gig. Lost the job at the Kmart DC because I arked up at ramdeep dickshita I guess I'm just a bit too disagreeable to work in the western suburbs. Back to basics for now. I've lost over 15 kilos since august last year thumbs up emoji!


It's hard for me to accept that previously I had a very comfortable mostly remote, sometimes cbd office corner with a view brand new macbook kind of lifestyle and now I'm 10 hours in the shipping container one day dumbcunt welfare leech the next. Joel Davis if you can hear me please save us!



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We told you for years to fucking stick at it. Way more opportunities than all of us put together, and you didnt go two months at any of them without chucking a sicky.
When you get your next job, which you will, remember this time. Women dont pay. Get your shit together. 
Thanks for the update though. Lifestyles of the rich and famous is a good album, except for that gay hey dad song.

Read the etho some verses and gave her a massage, then sucked her purple titties, ate her muff until grool come out my nose. Then fucked her but that was sort of short because it was so late and Ive been up too long. My balls hurt. Feel like I should have fucked her longer or at least until I blew. I last so long these days, like easy 30min. When I wank its like 5min. Theres a joke there, but Im not suave or witty enough to make it land and not be vulgar. She was craving it. More than me. Also didnt shit myself, which is also nice.









































Just read a thing on reddit about a woman who's medical records have started saying she's a mtf tranny in the last year or so since her doctor started using an ai assistant to take notes.
She works as a mailman.

Was second in line for half an hour at the entrance to the Playford civic centre. 5 past 8 some cunt comes round and says it’s in some other building out the back. Line reverses and I’m now about 50th.
Told Ella Shaw to get fucked.





I drank too much last night. I've done two poos so far this morning. I had a musashi high protein bar for some reason. Having my second coffee. I get the feeling this is going to be one of those days where I shit seven times.


























 >>/985910/
> describe the flavour as pickle juice and honeydew melon
I did a bit of AI sloppa investigation
> Polish Herring Rollmops Appetizer (Roilmopsy) Recipe
Rollmops are pickled herring fillets wrapped around a savory filling, offering a tangy, sour, and sweet flavor profile, often with a salty, briny aroma. 

Keep chugging and beware of the burbs.










































 >>/985777/
 >>/985780/
Calm down please. Yes women don't pay. I dont think the relationship will last. Women are just so fucking annoying. I find myself giddy like a teenager finally home alone whenever I get a minute to myself, and I just wonder why I'm not living alone and single? I miss that.














I reckon I need to start my own business. Not sure what kind just yet but definitely some low barrier to entry service business. NDIS cleaning or similar. Dont wanna sound pretentious but I imagine rostering, contracts etc would be really easy using AI. None of these small operators would know how to use the google-workspace MCP server to help them automate their google sheets. Wouldnt exactly be set and forget but can't be that hard to get it going and then just send shifts to some causal workers on whatsapp














Went to subway. Some little teenage cunts tried giving me shit and when I sat out side they said you're the type of guy to get bread with sauce. I said are you talking to me? and they called me a psycho.




 >>/985976/
Lol
I spend like 4hrs a day doing rostering and pay over a grand a week for scheduling staff. Think about the kinds of people that these low skill sectors attract, most of them had to get a job seeker to find them the cert bridging program. Theyre unreliable, and its all casual so its your problem not theirs. Changing staff or times is how you lose customers.










 >>/985993/
Yes. Maybe we can bring knife neet along.
I lied. They gave me shit because they asked what I wanted and I said italian herbs and cheese and then I said I don't know. They were in front of me and laughed and said I wish I got that on video. Then I sat outside and didn't realise it was them because they were in a group of four then they said the above shit.
I was fine until the outside shit where they gave me actual shit for ordering a fucking sandwich



















 >>/986021/
yeah but the social media complex/ military control weapon knows this and has adjusted with things like controlled influencers and podcasts that redpill everything except the JQ etc...

The big trick is to make consoomers think they are red pilled and based when they are just being herded into a cul de sac. 

Only those who consult nuro! really know what's going on, the rest are pitiful slaves.










I think we should organise a class action suit against the internet over the word "gooner".
Innocent NEETs are being discriminated against and called wankers when all they wanted was a drink in peace and quiet.
It was our word first.
#takebackgooner #drinksb4wanks #IstandwithDan















































Possum once told me that if you're going to take drugs you might as well take all the drugs and if you're going to take all the drugs you might as well take them all right now.
Then he took all my drugs.


























About a week ago, my sister asked to use my slow-cooker. I let her since I had no plans to use it soon. Now the fucking bitch has basically just taken it. She has started using it without permission. I've got some chicken I need to use up and I can't put it in the fucking slow-cooker because she is using it again. The second I say anything she will act like I am unreasonable for expecting her to ask. Fucking psycho bitch. I can't wait to escape from this place.









































































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Dirty bitch shat in the oven and it leaked under the door



























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No one wants to party, i have eaten all the sausage rolls because they were going cold but there is a bit left in the bottle of fanta I opened. I will leave it for the next NEET who gets up before dawn. Going back to bed. Good Night again NEETs.















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Also
> While drive C is not something you want to open every day, the problem goes a bit deeper than just opening File Explorer. Microsoft says that because of the bug, some apps cannot start, and those include popular stuff like Outlook, browsers, system utilities, and more. The issue effectively cripples your computer, as common actions like accessing files, executing common tasks, elevating privileges and doing other daily things.


> RAM kits are now sold with one fake RAM stick alongside a real one to create a performance illusion — 1+1 'value pack' offers desperate psychological relief as the memory shortage worsens
https://www.tomshardware.com/pc-components/ram/fake-ram-bundled-with-real-ram-to-create-a-performance-illusion-for-amd-users-1-1-value-pack-offers-desperate-psychological-relief-as-the-memory-shortage-worsens




Two pieces of Helga's toast with St. Dalfour raspberry jam have been consumed, along with a cup of Twining's English breakfast tea.
Can not bring myself to open the second can of bumsteer mondster.
































Do coffee pod machines have a lifespan? I have a lavazza modo mio (mid range one, think it was 150) for about 6 months but the water tastes a bit stale and dirty through it. Ive flushed it a couple times but its still noticable. Might be because I havent had a coffee at home for a couple weeks.



















 >>/986292/
I think it was a made-for-TV heist/mafia film. Might have been based on the Lufthansa heist. At the end the protagonist/narrator enters a bar or basement or something and all the people that were killed during the film are there as ghosts or something and greet him, implying he too has been killed.
































NEETs I have decided to give up on the internet but I still want to post here so I'm gonna just start yelling my posts out as loud as I can.
If any of you hear someone yelling loudly could you please type in what they are yelling thank you.









































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Ignore Dr NEET, I went to med school with him and he was known as Dr Death. Liver strokes are very common these days and any link to the vaxx has been debunked. Why not make an appontment using the app, be sure to check the box marked critical as these things tend to need to be looked at promptly. Also while you're at it, check the box that links your government vaccination status to the app so we can check if you need a booster and send you reminders. My clinic's pharmacy stocks lots of free vaccines and every one you get qualifies you for an entry into our clinic's sweepstakes where you could win a trip to Thailand. Me and the staff also got entered by taking our separate vaccines for HCW's so we're also very excited.





















Monk has a long future ahead of him.
> At 102 years old, Dean Simes might be Australia's oldest tech-help guy
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03-14/dean-simes-102-year-old-computer-guy/106353180

We've been prompting CBT for years and we are not even cited as a source
> 32M – Testosterone went from 350 → 850 after a year of icing my balls daily

https://old.reddit.com/r/Biohackers/comments/1rt9g67/32m_testosterone_went_from_350_850_after_a_year/



















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Goon afternoon Fellow Liver Strokers. 

Not amazing weather but feeling great amazing what a good spew can do late at night. Glad and got the fuck out of the estate. A mate got left behind in Brisbane after the Hiltop Hoods concert. Lost his phone wallet  and had to sleep rough and catch the train back to nambour. He could only call me as he could only remember my shop when borrowing someone’s phone and using google. Saved his ass. Had to dodge a bunch of traffic fuxkery as the motorway was closed for the Mooloolaba triathlon. And then managed to get out for a decent ride. Testing out a brand new battery. It’s great. 

feeling back to Normal a well deserved YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHJJ













 >>/986419/
If its in NSW and not on the app they can get in trouble. I once saw a Pajeet adjust the price of someone's tank of fuel because they had a screen capture of the price within the last 30 minutes of them increasing it. So, I am assuming it can be pretty serious for them.

> Tell us if you see a different price from FuelCheck
>  >If you see a price difference, you should alert the service station operator. If there is no resolution or you are not satisfied with the operator’s response, you can lodge a complaint with us. 
https://www.nsw.gov.au/legal-and-justice/consumer-rights-and-protection/advertising-product-packaging-and-pricing-laws/fuel-pricing-discounts-and-signage/check-fuel-prices























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