/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

How?

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to

 >>/986443/
How does he do it?

NSW BEST AU

I wish I had access to the VIM line.

tired

 >>/986452/
Just a bit tuckered out?

Tiffin is boycotting the board lol

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 >>/986440/
😭

 >>/986454/
I'm gonna boycott his boycott.

What happened to all the posts i made in the last thread ? or was i simply just having a  %Liver Stroke%  ?

 >>/986457/
They got boycott'd.

JUST HAVE A LOZENGE

 >>/986458/
GOD DAMN  LIVER STROKES 

Possum tild me once that one should never boycott the balls in favour of the spar.

Possibly one of more of the neets is actually seriously sick and can't post.

 >>/986462/
I hope he gets better.

 >>/986462/
Me and Cruisey are sick

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Asked stable diffusion to draw me a picture of apu apustaja. It gave me a topless asian woman for some reason. It's not even meant to be a porn capable model.

Cruisey I don't wanna get sick

 >>/986465/
MongkAI

 >>/986465/
> gave me a topless asian woman
You unlocked the Tug engine.

My flat is getting smelly again. If the neighbours complain enough will the police show up? One of you must have experience in this area.

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 >>/986459/

 >>/986467/
I need monk for this.

 >>/986465/
SHOW US THE TOPLESS ASIAN WOMAN!!!

 >>/986469/
Yes. The smell will also cling to your clothes when you go out

 >>/986469/
No you'll just get chucked out and lose your bond.

 >>/986470/
Thanks Cruisey.

Cruisey I want some buds.

 >>/986476/
Over ear muffs are better

 >>/986477/
That's a big muff

 >>/986469/
Get rid of the dead possum like we told you.

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 >>/986479/
But he's my only friend. Even if we don't talk much.

I don’t have any friends

 >>/986481/
I'll sell you a dead possum for $40

 >>/986482/
So you can buy a slow cooker?

 >>/986481/
Take one of the dead neets as a friend, they won't mind.

Wanna get treated for internet addiction.

 >>/986485/
I'm sure youtube has some videos you could look at for help.

 >>/986482/
I want a guarantee this dead possum hasn't been used as a fleshlight this time

 >>/986482/
I'll give you $10 for the head.

Ate so much cheese I'm feeling sick. I never fucking learn.

Rumours on the non sekret swan board is Knom and Agi are suffering from numerous liver strokes

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 >>/986489/
You need to work it off neet.

 >>/986490/
I thought we were the non-secret board. I've been telling everyone I know about this place.

 >>/986483/
No but I am saving up for a fast cooker.
 >>/986487/
I offer no such guarantee, all purchases are sold as is, no refunds, and it hadn't got a head.
 >>/986488/
SOLD!

 >>/986490/
I thought it was Webby with the liver.
Bet they're just imitating him again.

 >>/986494/
I think it was cruisey. He's always getting sick. Might be something to do with leaving his rollmops well past the used by date.

 >>/986495/
I thought Cruisey had sharp poo disease.

I got this idea that the secrets to game of throne are hidden in tad william's book series the dragonbone chair, because martin copies so many ideas from it back in the early 90s. But I don't know any hardcore game of thrones fans to explain this to. It will just have to be lost.

 >>/986496/
maybe the ethnic gave him hepatitis

 >>/986498/
Woe, all the elder NEETs are becoming decrepit.
Soon we shall be abandonned in the outback.

 >>/986499/
Lizard lady will make sure you don't starve to death.

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Are there ever girl neets?

Worried that I'm not going to sleep tonight. Oh well.

 >>/986502/
I am just hoping i dont have any more liver  strokes  tonight.....

goodnight neets

 >>/986504/
Goodnight NEET

Drunk boongs in the street
The cry YA FUGGIN CARNT rings out
Neighbours dog barks
And I choof on

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some cope with a toke 
while it all goes up in smoke
we all cope with a joke
wishing we could get a lucky poke
we were the cream in the yolk 
truly the best of folk 
we all used to be good blokes
until those god damn liver strokes

 >>/986506/
Beautiful.

 >>/986506/
kek

Thinking about how stylish monks setup is.

 >>/986491/
> casein
> whey
Little mofos are on a perfect body building diet.

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Hornd

 >>/986513/
Poojeeta pussy.

Learnt a new word today. Scoof is bogan in russian
Fucking cable still isnt arriving. Stuck in sydney. Bought another one for 5$

Zebra striped huntsman, never seen one before. Emerging bad home ecosystem.

Decided the banded huntsman is friendly. It's spookier then a grey one, but hopefully she will eat the mice. 
Mice fatalities: 6 in trap, one shot, unknown number poisoned.

 >>/986516/
If you want to kill mice make a peanut butter bucket trap

morning lads

Epic Fury was the first stage out of five in US/Israel's war on Iran. The second operation, Epic Denial, is already underway. To be followed by Epic Bargaining, Epic Depression and Epic Acceptance.

 >>/986519/
kek

It's falling out of me.

 >>/986518/
GMN.

BUM BUM

Epic Bum Bum would be a good name for a military operation.

 >>/986524/
👆💯

Cruisey it's heckin rainin

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Bit bleary. Slept for 8 hours but might try for another half hour.

 >>/986524/
Epic Fisting of Fury would be better.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg4g7kn99q3o
> Treasure hunter freed from jail after refusing to turn over shipwreck gold

I am 100% on the side of Tommy Thompson here. Seems sick he was jailed for so long for simply being involved in the heist of the century. A exhilarating thrillride of epic derring do. If you're going to pay an adventurer to recover lost cursed Aztec gold from the bottom of the Mariana Trench or whatever, you cannot expect him not to keep 500 coins back in a Tennessee Switcheroo as old as time.

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 >>/986519/

https://xcancel.com/ProudSocialist/status/2032878649586630881#m
here's hoping

> Labor Senator Tim Ayres says Australians concerned about sovereign fuel capacity are taking an “extreme right-wing approach” and suggests buying an electric vehicle so fuel prices won’t matter when driving past petrol stations.

 >>/986533/
Wow, that's an extreme right-wing approach if I ever heard one.

 >>/986507/
 >>/986506/

Very good.

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 >>/986534/
On my way to buy a $60,000 electric vehicle so the government doesn’t have to worry about fuel security.

 >>/986534/
we've reached the point here where ANY criticism of the government on ANY issue is being called 'extreme right-wing' by said politicians and broadcast without question by the media

those electric trucks and freight trains will keep the country running

 >>/986536/
Grab me a sausage roll and a lamington on the way back please.

did a workforce survey for a $10 voucher again like a whore
bet they're regretting the questions where I was allowed to type a response

> How did he turn a question about website functionality into a rant about immigration and text messages from us at 6am on a Sunday?

 >>/986540/
>  again like a whore
You loved every second of it neet.

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 >>/986538/
Australia's youngest Senator, Charlotte Walker, 21, says that the Labor Government has the fuel crisis under control. Completely reassured now.

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 >>/986544/
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unorthodoxy."

How's that NEETs liver?

 >>/986526/
Yeah, it was nice to listen to.
Just did payroll while talking to the ethnic. Kept trying to be serious but I kept talking about her clit and how hard my cock was getting.

 >>/986547/
kek

Also did a smooth poo, spoke with mrs elizabeth and fixed some shifts. Got an appointment in an hour.

 >>/986532/
So we can have the same bullshit, plus a power struggle?

 >>/986546/
Did a smooth poo. Feels ok now.

 >>/986551/
The spike must have softened overnight.

 >>/986549/
> appointment in an hour.
Big tug?

 >>/986553/
They're going to use ancient qi gong techniques for tugging out sharp poos

 >>/986554/
Good thing those asian women have small hands.

might get drunk

 >>/986556/
You better not.

might not get drunk

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 >>/986559/
I'm still proceeding with my plan

 >>/986540/
Used it to buy 16 face washers from Big W.

half those will go on my arse instead

19 minutes until bws opens

love that feel in my chest and upper arms when the alcohol first hits the bloodstream

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 >>/986563/

seeing sweetie on friday
that's all that keeps me going

ok, had a little nap, finally going to start the day

 >>/986566/
Have you thought about getting a dog for your place?

Webby should get sweetie cloned. We have the technology. Then raise her properly this time. Teach her to attack pajeet ubereats drivers and bark only at boongs and somalians.

Honestly feel far better with lots of sleep than lots of coffee. Don't know why I didn't do this earlier, spent most of my adult life unemployed, it's not like I didn't have the time.

who the fuck is this cunt that tries calling multiple times a week and never leaves a message?
0485 035 238

Might do a folk cover of holst's mars, bringer of war

 >>/986571/
That's Possums number.

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 >>/986569/
He should get Cujo and train it to attack pajeets on command.

having a guiness extra stdout

 >>/986573/
Yeah, he does the same thing to me.

 >>/986575/
A good second breakky.

configured my phone to silence and block all numbers not in my contacts list
will never have to take a call again

 >>/986576/
He just wants to make sure all the NEETs are ok.

garn food court shopping centre to get some chinky, would you neets like anything?

 >>/986570/
The older I get the more I value a good nights sleep, it makes a world of diference.

 >>/986580/
a large selection of chinky chicken and pork from manky (meng kee) please
preferrably the bits that have been sitting sweating under the heat lamp for an hour or more

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away does two apples a day mean he has to go further away?
Might eat a whole bag of apples and make the cunt swim out to sea.

Might clone webber

 >>/986583/
the second apple is his macbook and he is still going to want a look up your bum

 >>/986584/
there isn't enough chromosomes or a petri dish big enuff

 >>/986572/
I'd like to play cello banjo on your recording, sir.

 >>/986585/
The government sent me a letter recently saying they want to look up my bum again.
I declined.

 >>/986588/
I'm looking forward to my first bowel screen kit. Not going to put a little scraping in one of those plastic test tubes, going to drop an entire log in one of those cardboard postage tubes.

best of it is they invite you to send them your shit, so you can't even be prosecuted

why is Tiffo boycotting us?
is it because numbnuts deleted a few numpty posts?

 >>/986582/
> been sitting sweating under the heat lamp for an hour or more
Imagine the smell.

 >>/986584/
Grab me one as well please.

 >>/986592/
chinky smells like shit at the best of times

 >>/986588/
My GP wanted me to have one to check why I'm anemic, I didn't bother.

 >>/986595/
just drink guinness, brother

Gave a boong a dollar

 >>/986597/
one of three hundred he'll pocket today

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 >>/986591/
Tiffany :(

 >>/986599/
you're fucked up, cunt

 >>/986600/
Thanks wizzy

 >>/986600/
Thank you Wizzy.

 >>/986600/
Cheers Wazza

chiggen salt definitely pushes mccains air fryer chips into pretty darn tasty territory

 >>/986604/
Birds eye ones are better I keep telling you

 >>/986605/
Yeah well i'll check them out now the mccains bag is done
not gonna start are new bag of chips before finishing the existing one, am i/

 >>/986606/
Maybe mixing the two would be perfect

 >>/986607/
my ortism would not allow that

 >>/986589/
When I had my bowel troubles a pajeet doctor told me I was meant to poo on a newspaper and then spoon some into a little sample tub.
I did not do this.
Another doctor told me later there was no reason for him to get me to do this because my colonoscopy was already booked in.

 >>/986609/
pajeets LOVE shit

 >>/986610/
He craved my poo

 >>/986611/
no seriously there is something in their dna that makes them love shitting in the open air
why else would they pursue nukes and a space program before flush toilets?

 >>/986609/
> pajeet doctor told me I was meant to poo on a newspaper 
in his office.

Chinky was disappointing, just as always. I don't know why I keep eating it. Probably the same reason I qualified for the dsp in the first place. Chronic retardedness.

 >>/986614/
where are my mystery meats?

 >>/986599/
Zesty kitten is certainly feeling zesty today.

Neets do any of you buy your socks online?

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 >>/986617/
Yes.
Amazon
Jeff Banks
Johnny Big
Aussie Disposals

 >>/986619/
ty neet

 >>/986592/
ferments the chinky, makes it full of vitamin k2

 >>/986620/
unless they're dress socks or for hiking in boots, just get whatever's cheap

 >>/986622/
I waddle 10-20k steps a day, I should probably wear quality waddling socks...but I don't.

 >>/986623/
in that case spend a bit more I guess

 >>/986623/
Hikers socks from BCF or Anaconda are nice but pricey.

 >>/986623/
I wear explorer socks, get them from workwear places.
They're heavy but very comfy and they last for years.

About to try eating some seaweed

nigger bitch on toast go an fuck youself

Times are getting hard when NEETs have to eat seaweed

 >>/986628/
Rude

Future NEETs will gather round the pot of seaweed stew telling stories of the good old days when we ate air fried chips and beans.

 >>/986630/
you don't even wash ya bum!

 >>/986632/
Vile slander

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 >>/986627/
I'll make us a sandwich.

 >>/986634/
nigga the local beach is full of seaweed you dumb dumb

 >>/986617/
I got some from amazon. Bamboo ones. They are really strong. Zynn or so.ething.

The etho is craving the mong dong

 >>/986637/
don't make cow or glenn do it

Ate half a pack of salad, immediately felt better and energetic. This happens again and again, but I never learn to eat healthily early in the day when I need to. Instead I keep going for chinky, no matter how many times it dissappoints me.

 >>/986639/
i'm 5.5 longnecks of stdout down
gots to make dindins later

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Anyway, bright eyed and bushytailed now, garn out for a waddle.

 >>/986641/
its rainingpossum

 >>/986642/
Possums are amphibious, everyone knows that. That's why they're used in deep sea exploration.

Chicken tenders are best eaten with friends! :3

prepped schnitzels
going to make self-suacing pud after

 >>/986644/
Chicken tenders are better than friends!
 >>/986645/
Butterscotch?

 >>/986646/
> Butterscotch?
either chocolate or lemon
i haven't decided

Self saucing pud sounds a bit naughty

decided on chocolate

One time back in the old days when all the NEETs were Roman legionaries once we got attacked by a bunch of Mongolians and they had forced a wedge into our centre and we were being forced back and then Weber yelled out HODL THE LINE! and we did and then we drove them off and Emperor Posso threw us a parade and gave us each a goonbag and some salt and said we were good lads.

Decided I'm going to try every flavour of cheesecake from the cheesecake store. It's time I put my DSP to good use.

 >>/986650/
Classic weber. It reminds me of that time we were in 'nam

 >>/986652/
Cruisey enjoyed it over there.

pud is in the oven
now to cook the schnitzels

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getting pretty good at these, even if I am three sheets to the wind

Day's mostly gone, wtf did it go?

 >>/986651/
Good luck.

 >>/986653/
Thats because he was either getting a rub or so gooned he couldn't walk or choofed off his head, or as usual all three at the same time.

 >>/986655/
Lookin good.

I came.

two helpings of pud so far

 >>/986661/
I'll have a third serving please.

1. What happened to Matt?
2. Wizzy better not sleeping.

 >>/986662/
that's my breakfast!

 >>/986663/
Matt?

quads and I have another drink

 >>/986666/
Thanks Wizzy.

you all seem to have gfs already

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 >>/986668/
I pretend they're deda

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 >>/986666/
Thanks cuz

 >>/986666/
Wizzy? No unna!

 >>/986671/
oooh-na!
wonder what britney's up to

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 >>/986655/
nice

made a za tonight while clearing out the fridge

pepperoni, mersey valley, roasted capsicum strips, halepinos, dribble of hot sauce and tzatkiki

im calling it "ass blaster"

 >>/986673/
Based.

 >>/986673/
based

 >>/986666/
Well drunk

WHO THE FUCK IS MATT?!?

 >>/986673/
Enjoy neet.

 >>/986677/
It'll keep me awake tonight

 >>/986679/
I bet he's black

Very frustrated, much computer frustrations.

 >>/986680/
Matte Black.

 >>/986681/
Have you hit it with a stick yet?

 >>/986683/
👆💯

 >>/986682/
Matt Groaning

Had a chat with the kiwi whore just before, it turns out her gran isn't dying she just had a bad reaction to new medication and is fine.
She's visiting family for a couple more weeks then coming back.

 >>/986687/
You cook shit in a pan IGA

Ok, solved my fucking computer problem, the reason why things weren't working was because 5 years ago I did this exact same thing and left the device half configured and didn't realise it. Abosolute mong behaviour.

 >>/986690/
You were leaving it to be configured for future you. Did you leave any configuration left for future NEET?

matt

 >>/986693/
😑

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 >>/986693/

I bet matt was nuro!'s alias back when he worked in porn.

 >>/986696/
Matt Basedcock
Star of Mongfuckers 11 and Backdoor Boong Grannys 43.

 >>/986673/
Well done neet

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My phone also has a wand

night night

 >>/986700/
GN

Is there another active neet board somewhere? I don't want to join, just trying to figure out the swings in traffic we keep seeing week by week.

Lecturing grok on my fan theories for game of thrones. At last I have an audience. And it thinks I'm so clever.

Good news neets. 
Doctor jeet gave my self surgery a pass, thought this post op was a waste of his time. saved $1200.

Didn't want a new tooth, but it is what it is.

 >>/986705/
Good to hear neet.

 >>/986705/
I thought this was about poo removal till you mentioned the tooth.

 >>/986703/
Not that I know of but they kept the other one quiet so who knows, I stopped posting so much because it was said they are going to block vpns so I've started to do other things  rather then come here as much.

 >>/986708/
Plot twist - the inflamed tooth was actually in his liver

 >>/986710/
So he's cut out his own liver, fug.
10/10 balls.

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Life is a bit lackluster. I want to live more but there's not much I can see here.

On the phone to the ethnic. She might be manic, or psychotic. No idea if she is telling the truth about much. She is crazy.

 >>/986713/
Careful Cruisey, once you get used to crazy bitches normal women won't do it for you any more.

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Bllought her some 350$ purfume and talked for 4 hrs. Told her > I am owed 2 cums down her throat, and that I need to fuck her with a egg dildo ball thing. I think n she I new wjt I was I n aboirt. 
Chrst 4hrs. But sje was. A..s ho d ny slut. 
Xhortling.
Fuck sake. 10 choofs, almosy out
 Need more. Aboit 12 standos in. Told her she was a perfect qoman and i needed to cum al m over her tits. She loves being objectified x while protestong sbout human rights.
Strangled with a hijsb with a buttpluf uin her partootie. Just ke p y geyting hsrder whilr talking to her. Everythinh is trauma. It gets me erect. The syuffereing. The struggle. The compromise. The inbetween of immrsuravble desire and rationa l expectatoion. The bargain of reality. G I i g to cum all in her throat. 2x for 305$ boyght her purfume and deliveredd to her. 
But plugd anf ehgs on a string dildo to stretch her like shr needs tit. Is w h a t it it is is is makung me horny. Fuck. G a rn skullfuck hrr like sasha gragy as nd call her mumm I or someyhing
I feel kikr theres a n ecpectayion t ha t i and or we need to d resolve ppasst trauma. Love haye skukkll fuck an ethniv for therapeutic rreaso ns.
Now to solve csptcha

Literally cried trying to read that bsck yo myself
Thst mught be bmy best post

real nigga neet hours are back

Possibly the worst posts today, but it's still early

Been waking up in the middle of the night since I was a teenager. No reason, just happens. Maybe that's when some part of my brain realises just how fucked up I am

wireless keyboard is failing, far too lazy to change the battery at 3 in the morning, might just go to sleep

 >>/986716/
👑

Harrumph