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I got this idea that the secrets to game of throne are hidden in tad william's book series the dragonbone chair, because martin copies so many ideas from it back in the early 90s. But I don't know any hardcore game of thrones fans to explain this to. It will just have to be lost.

































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https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg4g7kn99q3o
> Treasure hunter freed from jail after refusing to turn over shipwreck gold

I am 100% on the side of Tommy Thompson here. Seems sick he was jailed for so long for simply being involved in the heist of the century. A exhilarating thrillride of epic derring do. If you're going to pay an adventurer to recover lost cursed Aztec gold from the bottom of the Mariana Trench or whatever, you cannot expect him not to keep 500 coins back in a Tennessee Switcheroo as old as time.
























































































































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One time back in the old days when all the NEETs were Roman legionaries once we got attacked by a bunch of Mongolians and they had forced a wedge into our centre and we were being forced back and then Weber yelled out HODL THE LINE! and we did and then we drove them off and Emperor Posso threw us a parade and gave us each a goonbag and some salt and said we were good lads.






























































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Bllought her some 350$ purfume and talked for 4 hrs. Told her > I am owed 2 cums down her throat, and that I need to fuck her with a egg dildo ball thing. I think n she I new wjt I was I n aboirt. 
Chrst 4hrs. But sje was. A..s ho d ny slut. 
Xhortling.
Fuck sake. 10 choofs, almosy out
 Need more. Aboit 12 standos in. Told her she was a perfect qoman and i needed to cum al m over her tits. She loves being objectified x while protestong sbout human rights.
Strangled with a hijsb with a buttpluf uin her partootie. Just ke p y geyting hsrder whilr talking to her. Everythinh is trauma. It gets me erect. The syuffereing. The struggle. The compromise. The inbetween of immrsuravble desire and rationa l expectatoion. The bargain of reality. G I i g to cum all in her throat. 2x for 305$ boyght her purfume and deliveredd to her. 
But plugd anf ehgs on a string dildo to stretch her like shr needs tit. Is w h a t it it is is is makung me horny. Fuck. G a rn skullfuck hrr like sasha gragy as nd call her mumm I or someyhing
I feel kikr theres a n ecpectayion t ha t i and or we need to d resolve ppasst trauma. Love haye skukkll fuck an ethniv for therapeutic rreaso ns.
Now to solve csptcha


























































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You should.
I received a bottle of 10yo Redbreast single pot still Irish whiskey the other day. First time it has been available anywhere other the cellar door at County Cork.
Picked up gold  the San Francisco Work Spirits Competition.
Nose: Dark berry fruits and orange zest meet hazelnut and chocolate, with a touch of cherry compote.
Palate: Sticky blackcurrants and blackberries meld into classic pot still spices, building with further oak and woodland fruits.







































































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Goon AfterNEET Big Fellas

Pleasant day. Woke up at 8am feeling refreshed. No more 3am / 5am drama. Working theory is that i am well cleansed. Some good work rolled in today. Can smell those dollar bills. Could have garn Noosa but did not. Good Choice not burning that fuel. Some poor sod rocked up with literally a $5 dollar multimeter from the 90s Mitre 10 here sold him $35 today without the 9v battery too ! just so he could check his EEB battery ! I literally got usbC powerered mm / scope of ali for that much.... absolute highway robbery....

Anyhooos how is the rest of you lot ? Have you guys seem the neew cigarette prices comming soon ?
















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> lolcow llc 
everytime....

< dear e-safety karen if i comply with this request for free it will give you a precedent to do this a another thousand times, therefore every document you request taken down has a $10000 removal fee, thank you for atttention on this matter

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a friend showed me a price tag of $100 for a pack of 40s

literally more expensive than weed

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any Liza Minnelli joke is golden XD

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 BASADO!  

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actually steak tonite


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> a friend showed me a price tag of $100 for a pack of 40s
fark
no wonder the black market is popping off
saw somewhere that a $250k shipping container of ciggarettes sourced from the middle east is worth $10-15m here on the black market

> actually steak tonite
noice
I had a toasted ham sandwich and some air fryer chips with chiggen salt and then some lamington ice cream for pudding



























































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Was talking to my neighbour, his missus just had twins.
He gets 14 weeks paternity leave and after that he said he can get another 3 months as a carer at full pay if a dr writes them a note saying she needs care.
6 months off at full pay and he's a diesel mechanic for a mining company.








































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https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/australia-takes-in-record-number-of-migrants-in-12-months-albanese-plan-in-tatters/news-story/e34dd241ff00fc098a062ecf28b18894
> Australia has taken in a record number of migrants in the past year, despite the government’s promise to reduce the figures.


























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https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/pm-warns-australians-are-stockpiling-petrol-causing-shortages-that-shouldnt-exist/news-story/3521c6b47fc0339e9ba0052421f55c65
just the other day that 21 year old labor piglet told us this was all under control

































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 >>/987032/
Possum was never this immature, nor did he (as far as aware) have the interest in coding to produce his own password-protected image board, which ZestyDieInAFire did. There is also a conflict of interest there, but I can't be bothered trying to explain why a BO shouldn't be trying to push an alternate board.








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I spent 20 years trying to "fix" my life. I finally realized I was just polishing shadows.

I spent decades trying to polish the shadows on the wall while the projector was on fire. (And by projector, I mean my own mind—I just didn't know it yet.)

I treated my life like a never-ending home renovation. I thought if I could just get the relationship to work, keep the bank account at a "safe" number, and finally get my life to look successful from the outside, the knot in my stomach would untie itself. It was a cycle of "seek and do not find."

I was treating effects as causes, convinced that rearranging the furniture of my life would somehow fix the draft in my soul. But here’s the raw truth I had to swallow: trying to fix your life at the level of form is a doomed game. It’s like trying to change the movie by screaming at the screen.

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Most of the questions we ask—"How do I fix my career?" or "How do I find a better city?"—are actually pseudo-questions. They are a form of propaganda for the ego because they assume the world is real and that the solution lies "out there." The reason these fixes fail isn’t a lack of effort; it’s a fundamental misunderstanding of what we’re actually looking at.

The Breakthrough: Distinguishing Form from Content

The "master key" to stopping this madness is the distinction between Form and Content. If you don't grasp this, you’re stuck in an addiction to form. We are addicted to specifics because form is a defense against the truth. It keeps us distracted by the "what" so we never have to look at the "why."

Form is the script (the specific events, people, and circumstances).

Content is the purpose (the interpretation of those events in the mind).

The ego uses form to keep you mindless. The Holy Spirit uses form to lead you back to the mind.

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How to Shift Your Perception

When you stop trying to change the script (Form) and start changing the purpose (Content), the world stops being a battlefield and becomes a classroom. Here is how the shift looks in practice:

Conflict: Instead of asking "Is this war justified?" (Form) ask "Is this a call for love?" (Content)

Money: Instead of asking "What if I lose my job?" (Form) ask "Am I reinforcing scarcity or trust?" (Content)

Relationships: Instead of asking "Why did they leave me?" (Form) ask "What is this showing me about my attachment to people?" (Content)

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The "Movie Watcher" Analogy

Imagine you are in a cinema. The screen shows a tragedy. You don't rush up to the screen to wipe away the tears of the characters; you realize it's just light projected through film.

In your life, you are the Dreamer, not the character in the dream. When you see sosharding the world calls "evil" or "attack," recognize it as a call for love from a mind that has forgotten its identity. You aren't responsible for the events in the world; you are responsible for the thought system you choose to align with.

When you feel the "cage rattling," stop and do some Mind Watching. Use these three questions to unplug:

Am I trying to change the world right now, or am I willing to change my mind about the world?

What is my actual purpose for this—peace or being right?

Am I seeing this situation as an attack, or can I see it as a call for love?

This shift in purpose leads to a "consistent, stabilized perception" where external chaos can no longer dictate your internal state.




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Conclusion: The Authority Problem

Ultimately, every problem we think we have is a smokescreen for the Authority Problem: the question of whether I created myself or was created by God. The ego wants to believe it is the author of its own reality, but peace only comes when we yield and accept that we are as God created us.

You have no control over the world, but you have absolute control over your mind. Peace is an internal decision, not a worldly achievement.

If you want to dive deeper into the mechanics of this shift, I highly recommend David Hoffmeister’s Unwind Your Mind Back to God It isn’t about learning new skills; it’s about unlearning the world.

Where are you still trying to "fix the form" today, and what would happen if you just decided to change the purpose instead?

Find the book Unwind Your Mind Back to God here:
https://store.livingmiraclescenter.org/collections/a-course-in-miracles-books/products/unwind-your-mind-experiencing-acim






































































































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Got tooth out. Was apparently difficult for a wisdom tooth. He was very violent, chips were flying. Could smell burning bone dust from the drill. Still bleeding and starting to throb. Waiting for painkillers. Numbing wearing off. Was like it was broken off my jaw. .. now the wage phone
Wont stop..
Had to stop posting to write that.
No goon or choof today, had 2 tapentadol, so hopefully pharmajew can prevent me being a degenerboong.
So much blood. Guy was pushing so hard, I could smell bone dust burning, shattered it into like 8 pieces.














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 >>/987135/
The ones that hate blacks, in my experience (and I know lots of Boers) are Jewish.
The rest are evangelical and they love everyone.. sort of.
I'm still coming to terms that most of Australia's Jews are south African. The whole save the white farmers seems like a lie now because of it.



















































































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This one time nuro took us out drinking and I don't know how we ended up there but we were at a bar and this boong started hastling us and saying he was a wanted man, and the boong pulled out a laser blaster and was going to shoot us but nuro had a lightsaber and cut the boong's arm off.






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Recent research published in Molecular Psychiatry1 suggests that certain fragments of Neanderthal DNA may contribute to the complex landscape of autism spectrum disorder (ASD).
Functional MRI scans showed that individuals with a higher number of these Neanderthal variants exhibited increased activity in visual processing regions and decreased activation in the brain’s default mode network, which supports social cognition and introspection. These brain connectivity patterns align with cognitive profiles seen in many autistic individuals – heightened perceptual acuity, intense attention to detail, and social fatigue.












































































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Started at a new warehouse wage cage yesterday. Pretty miserable. No other white guys there. Just all jeetoid women who waddle around like penguins and can't understand anything I say. They ask me which country I'm from to try and humiliate me. 
I'm never going to get another job in an office. The 3+ year gap on the resume is a clear sign that I have fucked up my life. Useless dropkick mong fuck 
Woe. Thinkin bout shitey. Might gar








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 >>/987358/
Yes pretty much, I'm sure you've seen the ones I mean. Some of them were wearing their traditional dress under high vis vests. Fucking hate shitjeets so much its unreal 

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Maybe. This is just a temporary gig the agency had spare before I start the proper assignment next week. Just one more long weekend and I'll stop living like a slug person 

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Yeah I wanna do road construction spreading asphalt at night, looks cool. Need a white card but thats easy. Just hope its not one of those jobs where you need to be mates with someone to get a look in









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I see a mixed messaging from his behalf.
Also does he know that the NATO is a defense alliance? Liek when one of them gets attacked then the others go help? Wars of aggression don't count.
Do definitions matter to him at all?
Or really the whole thing is just noise generation so people are busy with bs? Like the magician he does all the show to draw the attention away from the trick.

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He's been bitching about us too: https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/trump-says-he-doesnt-need-or-desire-australias-help-in-outburst-over-strait-of-hormuz/m7sq9dzut
Australia has actually sent an AWACS aircraft into his stupid little war, and has been sharing intelligence with his military. If the ungrateful cunt is going to behave like this, why do any of our political leaders entertain the belief that America is any kind of reliable ally?






















































































































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