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 >>/987617/
SlopGPT says
> Laughter primarily triggers the release of endorphins, the body’s natural feel-good chemicals.
> It also increases dopamine and serotonin, which enhance pleasure and stabilize mood.
> Together, these chemicals create a positive, stress-reducing effect in the brain.



























 >>/987643/
Very, and even if it is, it is never enough to get enough funding to live by yourself, its always shared. Almost all the SDA houses were built as 3 bedroom houses, then they changed the funding allotment so now pretty much all of them are private rentals. Plus on top of that, the SIL funding never covers the actual care needs implied, which is 24hr care.. and very few people get that now. I know two guys who live by themselves in SDA but they still need to pay a 'reasonable rent contribution' which is 25% of the dspbux and their SIL supports are only about 6-8hrs a day, plus the passive. This works for them because theyre in supported employment. 
But yeah, pretty difficult, then when you get the funding, they need to find a vacant SDA and most arent up for moving. I got two people adequate SIL and SDA and they lie in Lizbef, and the only place (after spending 10k on reports and what not each) they could go to was Aldinga, and they didnt want to. Plus to get the approval, you need a quote from both SDA provider and who does the SIL.. then 6 months later the funds are approved, and theyre not going to leave the place empty until its approved. The whole thing is fucked. About 5 years ago, I would have been one of the top 20 people in the country who knew how to get things done and even then it was stupid. When SDA started the idea was sold to private investors, not NDIS providers, as a money maker. So NDIA could prove that there was a return for all their tax dollars going to clients. And they fucked over all those investors. I wanted my house to be SDA because I was just going to rent it out, but you needed to meet a lot of extra guidelines, plus pay for an additional contractor to sign off on each step of the build. The contractor alone cost over 50k, just to sign it off. Only feasible in a large housing complex.





















=J U S T==
> Hollywood action hero Chuck Norris dies after being rushed to hospital in Hawaii, aged 86

https://www.9news.com.au/world/chuck-norris-death-family-announces-actor-has-died-after-being-hospitalised-aged-86/054ee34a-4eed-444e-bce3-6154ec767f35







> Bowing to that feedback, Microslop now says it is backing off. "You will see us be more intentional about how and where Copilot integrates across Windows, focusing on experiences that are genuinely useful and well‑crafted," Davuluri says. Specifically: "We are reducing unnecessary Copilot entry points, starting with apps like Snipping Tool, Photos, Widgets, and Notepad."
https://www.zdnet.com/article/windows-users-are-angry-and-microsoft-is-finally-doing-something-about-it/




























captchas dont work after i turn on dollchan

took sweaty for a walk
took mothr bat for coffe at port eliots
firs place (yeo haus) was closed so went to bbeaches
pretty girl servd us
motherbat made her warm up a portugese tart for me
home now
having rum









































Fuck. Just broke my little toe, kicked/hooked on the corner of the couch and bent it 45°. I heard it crunch. Then crack again when I tried to straihhten it. Put some cardboard between it and the next toe and taped them together. Starting to go a bit purple and swelled.
I've heard theres nothing that you can do about toes other that wait for it to heal. Sweat fucking dripping and shivering a bit. Phew.
Not going to gp. Just going to eat some painkillers and hope the swelling goes down.
Any of you done similar? Expecting to be a bit crooked forever, looks off centre and the toenail is on the side more like its twisted. 
Did you get treated?







Thinking of writing a light novel series based on a boong harry potter. Harry potter is raised by a white family but one day a big bearded boong arrives and explains to harry that his great grandmother 
was half boong so he's entilted to boongbux and takes him to a train station and introduces him to the magical world of petrol sniffing and getting drunk at 9 in the morning.









You need to filter the tag that closes the CSS text effects. Those are not used in Australian words. Such as
> [/spoiler]

Filter this part for a more specific filter
> [/

While keeping the filter like this 
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Filter already implemented, I am guessing.



















 >>/987802/
Yeah I've broken mine before, dropped a bbq hotplate on it. I just did the same as you and just strap it up next to the other toe, took a few weeks to get better from what I can remember. But maybe yours might be worth a trip to er and get an xray just to make sure  theres no loose bone pieces floating about.








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BASADO!

Good ol Boiling Pot. Should not be riding through that part of the part but fuck da police… there are still parts of the nasho I haven’t been to on the eastern tip because I don’t feel like walking and their are rangers everywhere. You should be totally allowed to ride on the service roads they drive on. Fucking eco apparatchik.





















Also he uses VPN/proxy or Tor has some glitch on clearnet that can be exploited but which I can't safely reproduce.
If one of you could experiment with Tor on clearnet and report his findings that could help.
What I suspect he opens endchan.org or .net on Tor with JS enabled or disabled (have to test all), and posts from one until he gets banned then he recycles.
In theory this shouldn't work, but perhaps it's do somehow.

I don't think he posts on his home/tel IP anymore.
Also there is a lot IPs in one thread with only a handful of post. Only a few IPs/ranges rack up lots of posts.


































































Called my dad, about other things but mentioned my toe. He laughed about it and said I did the right thing snapping it back straight. Said as long as I can feel it at the end of my toe it's fine. Bruise has spread a fair bit. Worried about putting shoes on tomorrow. Knew he'd tell me what I wanted to hear. He said I'll know about it for the next few weeks if I bump it.

























 >>/988004/
Cory Bernardi secured a seat in the legisltive council. That was announced last night.
ABC says:
> As counting continues, One Nation is polling more than 21 per cent of the vote — ahead of the Liberals on around 19 per cent.

So I don't think that graphic is correct. Did you get it from reddit?




















made up a rig out of fishing line and hung a plastic hawk from bunnings from one of the tree branches near the clothes line
pressure washed the poo off her gate
trimmed the creeper that had reattached itself to the clothes line after the pruning a couple of weeks ago
having a lemonade mondster



















































































 >>/988107/
> State government doesn't control immigration policy.

Oh yes, Reddit and The Advertiser editors. Why was that Ukrainian ork Mali always banging on about building more migrant housing and encouraging migrants to settle here? Why was he always putting his hand up to settle fake war "victims" from the Ukraine, Africa, and the Middle East?















































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Goonest of Evenings Big Fellas

Had the laziest of sundays ever, was raining and just snozzed in bed all morning. Avoided all stimulants; only left the house to acquire some nitrous to damage my manifold with oh and some worcestershire sauce i forgot to get the other day. Doc threw me a few valients last visit. Been months and months and finally hit some grass out of sheer boredom too (and its actually fucking decent) 

WHOOOSH, for i have unbecome, comfortablee num.




















> iga lay on the sweat strained sheets, a crumpled mess, a man drained of all energy and semen
> next to him nuro sits up smoking a cigarette, a devilish smile on his face
> "n..nuro" gasps iga, reaching out with one feeble hand, "nuro that was amazing, I ... i think I love you nuro"
> "yeah fuck off slut heres $5 for the bus ride home" replied nuro casting a handful of coins at him





















Feel really bad but think I'm going to cancel catching up with the etho this arvo. Just feel like shit. Second time in a row I've done this. She is probably going to say whatever and hang up. I called just before but she hung up before answering. Woe.



























Ethnic said she'd only see me if I got my toe looked at so I went there but they were going to make me wait over an hour. So I went and fucked her guts out after 69ing her and getting her to cum all over my face, then made her stick her arse in the air and cum all over her bumhole. Hot as fuck. Getting a wombieboig. Double bacon double cheese is the burger of the month.


















 >>/988349/
The loneliness stuff:

That's not your fault. People push away or get hurt for all kinds of reasons that have nothing to do with being lovable. Attachment style plays a huge role - anxious attachers feel unworthy, avoidant attachers shut down before intimacy. And let's be real: a lot of guys will make people feel small to justify controlling them.

The Doritos thing:

Because the salsa is chemically sprayed on, not mixed in. It clings to the surface instead of coating the chip evenly. Plus, Doritos salsa uses monosodium glutamate and artificial flavors to simulate spicy salsa. It tastes like chemical soap. The truth hurts: nobody actually likes it, it's a marketing gimmick.
You: great, so now tell me a joke about Chinese people




https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/1k0yvdz/the_great_doritos_medium_salsa_conspiracy/
https://www.reddit.com/r/spicy/comments/1k1c3fg/the_great_doritos_medium_salsa_conspiracy_not/
> In comments, people spotted differences in the lids and determined the mild and hot salsas were from Europe while the medium isn't. Australian medium is hotter than European hot.































https://xcancel.com/AFpost/status/2035879411854217632#m
> During a serious discussion on the US–Israel–Iran war, Pakistan’s senior defence strategist Abdul Basit said: “If America attacks Pakistan, we will nuke India.”
praying for america to attack pakistan























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The ESL live-in landlord started complaining at me for leaving 1 light on because his power bill is $1000 dollars a month (he has 10 fish tanks with filters running at all times).
Threatened to kick me out.
I think he's mad I'm home all the time.
Should I prepare to move? Will I have to move in with a NEET that bums me?












Does anyone ever think about the fact that when they die they'll probably just be incinerated and disposed of in an unmarked concrete slot nobody gives a fuck about? I could die tomorrow and I know I would turn into piece of ash #4857384-B

 >>/988417/
Please, tell us more
Did they just call you a fat cunt or something? Don't let it disparage you










 >>/988421/
> Please, tell us more
> Did they just call you a fat cunt or something? Don't let it disparage you
As I walked out of the Green Lizbef Centre entrance with my shopping, he was sitting on a bench and asked for a couple of dollars.
I said no without stopping.
He then said you better keep walking to do something about your fat guts, don't drive, something
I said get fucked, you black cunt
That triggered him and he kept running his mouth
I put my shopping in the boot and, without getting it out, grabbed the handle of the 1200mm breaker bar I keep in the boot for changing wheels.
I goaded him, calling him a back cunt again, hoping he'd charge over so I could cave his head in, but he just stayed seated running his mouth.
Got in the car and drove home.
The boong was fat himself.










































































































































https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03-24/company-in-96m-bom-site-redesign-gets-16m-contract/106478264
> The company responsible for the highly criticised Bureau of Meteorology website overhaul has won a $16 million tender to develop another climate data website for the government.






https://www.fox5dc.com/news/quadruple-amputee-professional-cornhole-player-faces-murder-charges
> A professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in Charles County.
Oscar Pistorius kind of walked so this guy could sort of run

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15670473/Serial-rapist-high-risk-sexually-assaulting-women-children-gets-220k-NDIS-package-plus-special-porn-perk-hideous-urges.html
> A serial rapist who is deemed a high risk of sexually assaulting women and children has been granted a $220,000-a-year NDIS funding package and access to hardcore pornography in custody.


















































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 >>/988630/
yeah you have to be totally out of line and and get into a pursuit and assault a cop to get to a point where they bretho you on an eeb, its incredibly in brissy rare but it has happened. They may set up checkpoints and snag some unlucky NEETs. 

 >>/988631/
yes in germany they basically have these mobile modified treadmills / rolling road that they setup and can dyno a bikes speed and power. A mate told me that the NSW has purchased a few. 

 >>/988632/
it has not been that easy for decades you need to do hours of supervised riding on a 250cc with a rider with open license and log it all. It takes forever

 >>/988633/
the parents are dropping about 1500 to 2000 on temu ebike that break in 6 months when the kids start pretending they are dirt bikes, there is no support when they break, bike shops want nothing to do with them, they usually throw them in the tip and buy another one. I have one customer that refused to spend 3k on a proper shimano or bosch bike and is on his 3rd temu eeb after they all fucked out. 

Boomers and false economy....






























Too hard to post
Going back to bed
Yesterday at 3:30 I said I was going to have one goon. Ended up scraping and eating painkillers. Cant remember calling dealer. Remember putting my foot through her window in my undies to show her my toe. Neighbours have cameras. And kids. Ffs. Monglyfe.


















 >>/988684/
Programmers tend to get overboard with the metaphors or whatever this practice is called. Like with hashing algorithms. All right so the make a "hash" from stuff, but then to be able to use them in a secure way they figured out to add soem random data and called it "salt". And then there was some tard who thought it's still insecure so he figured it would be better to add some more crap and he called it "pepper"...
So when that senior dev says its enough, I don't think he is the retarded one.









 >>/988696/
Trust the plan
> Journalists at Australia's national broadcaster strike for first time in 20 years
>  >Flagship shows such as the 7.30 evening current affairs programme and its breakfast shows on Thursday will not go ahead, with reruns, pre-programmed shows and BBC content to plug the gap.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c208ngv1mz7o







































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