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https://variety.com/2026/film/news/lord-of-the-rings-movie-stephen-colbert-warner-bros-1236698684/
> The film’s official logline reads, “Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo – Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began.”







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Got like 2 hours sleep. Bleary. Got fuel, the dial went up to $50 much faster than I expected. Only half a tank till Tuesday. Excited for even further accelerated decline in social trust. You can really feel the tension in the air.






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Was watching youtube about various 90s tv shows like friends and buffy and xfiles and wondered - when was the last time tv show writers were allowed to make shows with all white casts of hetreosexual characters?


















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Might start a mobile dog washing business. Actually, make it a mong washing business. We'll lure mongs into the trailer, chain them up and pressure wash them. First customer can be webby.




















































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A "halal" butcher in Zurich, Switzerland has sold more than 3 tonnes of pork labelled as veal to Muslim customers, who haven’t noticed any difference for three years.
Pork sells between $1-$6 per lb and veal $10-40 per lb. That butcher knew exactly what he was doing LMAOOOO 🐷





























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 >>/988843/
Dmm is a typo. I mean dnm.

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Yes. I found it nonsense that they find the idea of proof of citizenship outrageous.
The rest is something about making the elections the job of the fed not the states. But the US is more complicated because they have local elections for states during midterm.
And yes, Trump knowing who voted who is just gibberish.


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Three hours sleep, turned up for work looking like shit. Strange turn of events, other mongs didn't turn up at all or quit by lunch. 

Bossman gave me 300 for three hours work. Charity, encouragement, saving his bacon

















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Encourage the neets to get at least two days cash work. Two days a week is easy enough, it's double cenno, you still get low income benefits. 

And if things change you can either get full cenno, full time work or register a business. 

Got 500 from work, 500 from cashies, made 100 and saved a hundred from home business. Shit on the wagies at work, on the jsp. Pay no business tax. 1200 a week, best life.

















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QUINTS ANNA RESTA THA YEAR BE GOOD FOR ALLA NEETS
ANNA FUGGUN PRICE PEDROL GO DOWN 3 BUX A LEEDA MY BLACK ARSE HOWS A BOONG MEANTA GET IS SNIFF ON
ANYOW SHIDS GONNA BE GOOD AGAIN
YA FARKIN WOIT DORG NEET CARNTS ARE ARIGHT










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Decided to pressure cook the off chicken, spiced the broth heavily. Tasted fine. But that, a pack of smokes and a bottle of wine plus a few beers, a litre of milk. 
Really pushing it.

































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Last night I watched the first episode of the Gunpowder (2017) mini series about the Gunpowder Plot.
It had a well good execution scene fairly early on.
Liv Tyler got bogged between The Fellowship of the Ring and filming this though.

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> The initial reaction to the first episode was mired with complaints from viewers about the depicted scenes of torture, nudity, and disembowelment despite the broadcast time being 10 minutes after the watershed of 9 pm. In response to complaints, the BBC said: "The scenes aired after 9.30pm with a clear warning given to viewers before the episode started. The methods depicted are grounded in historical fact and reflect what took place during the time of the Gunpowder Plot." It was described as 'a very good drama' by other viewers.[15]

























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there was probably only one size meal, but everything was bigger then
a big mac would have been 150% of the size of the current one
80s dolans also did not allow customization of boigs, so my parents would always choose HJs so fatherbot could get a bacon deluxe without salad


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Made some npc allies in doom. Decided I'd recruit from the best ausneets has offered over the years. We have karen with the plasma gun, pidge on chaingun, apu with the shottie and possum with the 9mm. The game does get a bit too easy with 4 companions running around shooting stuff for you.


































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With Glenn and Cow. Glenn had the 10k treatment and Cow is laughing at him in pain from the ultrasound. I think he just thinks its cold. Or likes seeing him in pain. Saw the etho, she went on about feeling like she 'needs to perform' or something so I took it slow. Then jizzed when cuddling/getting my balls rubbed and was a bit over it, apparently obviously over it. She got shitty about not cumming, more so when I reminded her of all the times I hadn't. Restaminaised myself and ate her out til she was smiling again. Also had two big shits while there. That was a bi t weird, pretty sure she could hear me popping temple veins.
















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Beautiful.

> Then jizzed when cuddling/getting my balls rubbed and was a bit over it, apparently obviously over it. She got shitty about not cumming, more so when I reminded her of all the times I hadn't.
Remind her of the $350 perfume.








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 >>/989005/
They also charge you $103 a year just to play online.
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The last PS5 exclusive that I can think of was Astro Bot. Which was Playstation parading around the skeletons of previous generations where they actually had games like Ape Escape, Ico and Dark Cloud. Ever since the late era of the PS3 the focus has been on movie games with the only exception being games like Bloodborne.






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God might had a giggle in the beginning while watching Adam and Eve's and their close descendats' disgusting bodily functions. But now that he have to watch 7+ billion people doing the same thing he might be a bit bored by it.










































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Etho just spread her arse in an alleyway and near made me fuck her against a fence. I have no power. She really wants to catch up again but I said no. Like 30 times. Christ, I cant resist. Not going out again though. Going home to do durgs. Left her friend in the restaurant while taking me out the back. Shes a fucking fantasy.

















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> ant finds big cookie
> this can feed the colony for months better go and tell everyone
> hey guys i found good food le go
> this isn't cookie its just rock you bloody bastard
> no i swear it was right here
> do not reedeem do not
> ack






















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Possum is cooking us all breakfast. Thick bacon from speck, big home laid double yolkers (fried or poached), barossa chicken snags, heirloom tomatoes, mushrooms in garlic confit, baked beans, mini hash browns, fresh bread (toasted) and a perculator of blend 43 gold.





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Apple is out of mac minis until at least August it seems... Guess I won't get the blow my tax return the way I'd planned. Might have to consider a new MBP. Only a grand more for the same 32GB + M5 over M4. Hmmmmmmm.

















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I had the KFC Liquid Gold Sauce for lunch in a meal with the tenders. It was okay but it was overly sweet. Would not have it again, probably not worth trying unless you really want to taste it.




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 >>/989118/
What's in it? I've decided not to go down the path of ham toasties every day, multiple people in my family have had bowel cancer, don't need to be next. Might explore vegetarian options, stuff with cheese, eggs, hommus etc.

















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> sweet
Grego said it was shit
What does it taste like? I think he said vinegar, mayo and some mexican sounding thing. Like supercharge sauce has. 
When I first saw it, I thought it was like the curry sauce poms have with chips.



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> Grego said it was shit
I used a quarter of the tub they gave me. If it was put on a burger it would be vile.

> I think he said vinegar, mayo and some mexican sounding thing
Those would describe the main flavours well.














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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-deaths/back-to-the-future-top-gun-star-james-tolkan-dies-at-94/news-story/8a02ecb6323d19cf7f0ae68d0d8e337b
the guy that wrote lord of the rings died







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> Cubi NUC AI+ 2MG-012AU
Yeah I've been looking at those and the strix halo machines. If I was gonna use linux as my main desktop I'd just a 3090 in my old gaming pc that I use as a home server now. 
Torn between building a new pc, buying a mac with decent amount of memory, or buying a cheapish mac and making modest upgrades to the pc































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> Coles Simply Vanilla Flavoured Frozen Dessert (and similar budget "frozen desserts") is widely criticized as "awful" by consumers due to a formula change that replaced dairy fat with vegetable oil, resulting in a watery, icy, or artificial taste. It is often labeled "frozen dessert" rather than ice cream because it fails to meet milk fat requirements, according to a Reddit post.


















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Demanding. Now you have another humans expectations to fulfil and theyre as nuanced and convoluted as you. All relationships are compromise and their wants sometimes outweigh your own or you stop being able to tell if your wants are yours or just a submission to the middle ground to satisfy your expectation of what they want, which isnt what they want, because its not what you want. 
Or I'm just handicapped enough to not appreciate anything.
Woody Allen says it better.
























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> White House Launches OnlyFarms Website, Internet Asks 'Who Picked The Name?'
https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/white-house-launches-onlyfarms-website-internet-asks-who-picked-the-name-11277960

https://onlyfarms.gov/


















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It's click and collect though. Literally take one item off the shelf and put it behind the counter. Print out an invoice.
The only stores that supposedly have what I want are the Nuriootpa and Glenelg Mitre10. I picked Nuri. Given the fuel situation I don't want to drive to either without confirmation they have it ready.
Online reviews suggest Mitre10 is farcical with this sort of thing.















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> tfw you try to explain rogaining to normal people and they think it's just “walking around with a map”
no you don’t understand it’s a system
like ok first of all the map is not just a map it’s this sacred artifact covered in tiny symbols and contour lines and you have to decode it like some kind of bushland scripture. every line is telling you something. elevation. terrain. suffering potential.
and then there’s the checkpoints, right, but they’re not just checkpoints, they’re like this optimization problem living in your head the whole time. you’re constantly calculating routes, like “if I hit 37 then 52 but swing wide to avoid that gully I can shave 6 minutes” and suddenly it’s been 3 hours and you’ve forgotten what normal walking feels like
also the bush has its own vibes. like the exact smell of eucalyptus + dirt + mild panic when you realise you drifted 20° off bearing. but that’s fine because you expected to drift slightly so you compensate but then you overcompensate and meow you’re in a different micro-ecosystem entirely
and people say “just use GPS” like ??? no ??? that defeats the entire point of becoming one with the compass. the compass is truth. the compass does not lie. only I lie to myself about how accurate my pacing is
also the weirdest part is how time stops making sense. 6 hours feels like 2 but also 12. your brain just becomes “map → tree → rock → control flag → repeat”
idk it’s just peak activity. maximum brain itch scratched. walking but with purpose. suffering but voluntary. thinking but also not thinking
anyway yeah rogaining is good



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I have one in the air betwixt LA and Shibourne. Found another of those vintage Old Hickory sharpening steels and used Stackry to forward it. God a bit worried when it stopped in Baltimore for a few hours. The Wire told me all I need to kmeow about that nigger hell hole.





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Niggers generally lack the intellectual capacity to sharpen knives so would probably have skipped over your item when they were looting the packages distribution center. They might have just thought it was wypipo cutlery and therefore not useful. You are lucky, NEET.



















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Not sure what I should get.
> Macbook pro M1 or better
> mini PC 8C/16T & HDDs and make a server
> 9950X3DV2 & huge HDD's for my desktop and maybe a new motherboard and nvme
> don't do any of those and buy tomato instead
Decisions decisions. What do the NEETs think?






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smart, I am boycotting cadbury's because they used a  nigger in their latest ads to sell chocolate. Like I am some woke retard who will slavishly associate my communist death cult beliefs with their product and buy it up like a lunatic. fail.

















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I think cleaning my kitchen floor just makes it worse, the domestos gets through the cracks in the grout, gets stuck in the cement glueing the tiles to the floor and slowly corrodes them. Oh well.






























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Only apple computers run logic. They are not really overpriced compared to 1200$ DDR5 ram these days.
I found one on sale on ozbargain.

https://www.officeworks.com.au/shop/officeworks/p/macbook-pro-14-m5-10-10-core-cpu-gpu-16-512gb-silver-m2p4m515s















































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Neighbours are beating their autistic kid again and arguing with each other, each time it's sounds like their gonna calm down and stop the kid starts wailing and the arguing starts up again.












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https://blog.thereallo.dev/blog/decompiling-the-white-house-app
> The official White House Android app has a cookie/paywall bypass injector, tracks your GPS every 4.5 minutes, and loads JavaScript from some guy's GitHub Pages.




















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Nuro shouted I'll teach you to cheat me you southerner dog! as he swept the board and its pieces onto the hut's bare earthen floor with his right hand also inadvertently knocking the bottle and his brandy balloon into a smashing mess against the stone fireplace to follow and double his apoplectic rage and with his left hand he drew his double edged dagger from somewhere hidden to brandish his point of fury at my insolence but to his credit he allowed me to get him a clean wooden mug of grog and gave me the knife to open a packet of mersey valley with spring onions before we resumed our night of recreation and imbibement in that lonely outback station house, once.










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yeah the more popular ones have weekday snags
when I worked at the sheltered workshop, I would quite often get two snags and a can of coke for $5.50 at the mile end one
I'm sure it's more than that meow, but it was just about the cheapest lonch around

















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Sounds like Dezi only made it from Porpunkah to Mt Alfred, 173km away. Wonder why he didn't try and disappear into the NT. Out of eye sight from a main road and nobody will ever find you.













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Had to use the word Dindus when referring to staff at eBay's Chigaco distribuion centre when leaving feedback as it meow recognises niggers, nigs, nignogs, neggers, coons, jigaboos, ...









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You are focused on the extreme case where the supply line failed rather than the modern miracle of online shopping actually existing and eliminating the necessity of you actually needing to drag your fat arse around town trying to track down a needed item to no avail because that shit went out with the dinosaurs, the likes of (You), actually.




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oh i have some canvas under the house but no 600 grit paste to impregnate it with. Because that shit went out with the dinosaurs I will resort to purchasing some online rather than dragging my skelly arse around town looking for it to no avail.



































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Cruisey is taking ME and NONE of YOU to the Medieval Fair on May 2 ad 3. He has bought early bird tickets for both days for both of us. He is also devising a plan for me to get live bladed weapons in without being subjected to normie ferretville rules. So suck it.





























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I bought the switch 2 in case of price rises, the promotion and for a few games. Overall the handheld portion feels like a significant upgrade over the switch. Being able to play 1080p on a handheld makes everything look crisp and I have better ergonomics on it compared to switch. The faster wifi makes smash & mario maker 2 less of a frustrating experience compared to prior. It's a novelty being able to play gamecube on a handheld without dealing with some extra handheld I have to manage. The big drawback is the price of games though. First party games range from $90-110. Also mario kart world I only want to play at 150cc with how long the tracks can be. 200cc is missing but maybe it gets added in the future. The music is kino though, songs from snes to switch with arrangements of remixes.
























































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morndings all
Smashing out some job applications. 4 round interviews needed to get a basic helpdesk oven dodgerb these days. Everything is so degrading. They want to put me on a plantation. I hope one day we can shave the heads of these HR foids and drag them around the botanical gardens naked and in chains for all to see

















































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The DHL man is bringing my sharpening steel today. 4 days to get from Niggerville USA to Lizbef. Australia post can't even manage express post from Shitbourne in that timeframe usually.













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I thought it was pretty good because they explained how UFO's use a lot of energy to make a space time bubble around the thing so they can zip everywhere like magic. Nuro would understand the physics of this, its beyond me.






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I dunno how much his business goes to kids with temu e motor kits, his thing was purpose built MTB eebs way out of reach for most teens. I kept telling him he should branch out to selling meth and smack but he was always wishy washy on the idea.





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yes, I sometimes get sad thinking about the things I had the time and skills to do back in the day and never bothered with. Console modding, bitcorns, hotwiring cars, etc
shouldn't have listened to the boomers and the goy tv about le crime not paying

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australian government regulations on UAP power output and space time bubbles have forced the ayys to turn to illegal machinists to modify their spacecraft to achieve decent performance


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you joke, but you can't study quantum computing at a postgrad level without a security clearance meow
can only imagine the bullshit around other aspects of astrophysics if it became easily manipulated, although most of those guys end up silversiding with three shots to the back of the head











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Why do cool, all white electronica duo's go all woke and do collabs with random rap niggers? The music goes from nice to absolutely awful. Its the same when you get a edgy white hiphop or ska musician and they do a track about covid and how you should get the vaxx and lockdown etc.. Its a great way for me to delete their entire ouvre from my playlist.











































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