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At wage cage. Doing training. Learning how to scan a barcode on a piece of clothing and throw it into a big sorting bin based on the number the RF gun gives me. Cutting edge stuff. Been throwing the clothes into the bins then taking them out again for almost 2 hours how. Hungover







































































































































































































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big egg schnitty and seasoned chippos with tartare sauce. Big sanding and bogging session on the canoe. Ragretting not getting more talcum powder. Are we watching a mid week moofie? In that case please start it from the beginning as I was having a bath.































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Gday Shibaru. I hope you have some nice mustard to go with the ham. Especially the stuff with the real mustard seeds and on some thiccc cuts of fresh bread loaf.
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magoo just has to sit there and see his popularity gomup 20 points now that trump was either cloned or had a liver stroke
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jokes on you there wont be any fuel to buy, sunny coast is already out of diesel as of tonight. GRIM
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if i am here i am having fun, if i am not its because i am not [picture related]
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> aussies paying in yuan ???
imagine penny wongs micropenis right now.....
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confusing on so many levels 
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the cancelation of cadbury culture is real. i cant believe what those assholes did, now the stores are holding so much of their product its embarrasing... 
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tried explaining this to a normie today. TLDR he was mad as hell and didnt want to take it anymore. 
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but ! are those speakers wired correctly ??
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night o neet o


ZA is out of oven, drenched in worcestershire sauce, no regrets




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well la di da !
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my dexie mate got given a few boxes of seroquel from someone from someone who's motherbat was legit batshit crazy, strong shit too.

Seroquel is a shit tier durg when taken everyday but if you have some  in the med kit for emergencies it will legit knock you out for 12 hours plus. Took one 40mger at 5pm sunday to avoid waking up at 5am like i have lately. Woke up at 1030am, had a bunch of missed calls, with all the blend 43 in the world could not get out of bed till midday, shit legit zonked me out and missed a whole day. Fuck garn half that bitch next time. 

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He is getting us the 2 chicken schnitzels with chips and gravy's for $40 (with 2 vanilla cokes for later), a honey stick and a large flat white for breakfast. Will go through the aisle again when we leave for a passionfruit slice and a custard tart before setting off.




































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fucked up morning
went to woolies and the chemist
on the way to the vet the low tyre pressure warning went off, even though I'd filled the tyres yesterday
rear passenger tyre was down to 27psi from 36 yesterday afternoon
topped it up, went to bunnings, then the tyre place
$45 to get it plugged while we waited
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10K uses darkmatter.market you dumbwit. Top rated sellers, multi sig crypto exchange, fast response support and its where Captain Blackbeard sells his wares. You probably should expect your door kicked in by the feds at any time now, either that or your money is gone. Did you even buy from a local seller? You shouldnt buy durgs from overseas unless you know what you're doing and you clearly dont.










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I will be going on holidays, NEETs. Me and my current girlfriend who is also a Doctor are very excited to be attending a pharmaceutical company conference in the Whitsundays, where we will discuss ways to streamline prescribing for NEETs like (You). I cant reccomend you buy durgs off the dark web because potency and counterfeit durgs are a big problem that my one stop holistic clinic and dispensary doesnt have. Why not make an appointment to benefit from the official pipeline of medications, just check my app for availability. Bye bye and dont eat too much chocolate (laugh out loud).


















































































































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https://www.abc.net.au/news/health/2026-04-03/heavy-drinking-fatty-liver-disease/106499570
> Occasional heavy drinking may triple liver damage risk for people with fatty liver disease
This is why I do it 7 days a week,365 days a year. Occasional is too risky.
















































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> borrowed after a night of overindulgence
This happened literally everytime nuro took us out drinking. Eventually the machine shop was so full of borrowed police cars there was no room for customers to bring their bikes inside for repairs. Before we went out again we made nuro swear 'no more police cars'. But when we woke up the next morning hung over as fuck, there was a police helicopter inside the shop. I don't even remember how we got it inside.



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> The premium cabler has announced the imminent premiere of "Finding Harry: The Craft Behind the Magic," a behind-the-scenes special that will chronicle the making of the show's first season, titled "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone."
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Goonest of afternoons Big Fellarinos 

Fuck me the crunch leading up to yesterday was insane but I have been rewarded. All bills are payed. Sitting on a full fridge or champas and food. Just picked up a cheap carton of Marlboros from literally the last cheap smoke shop left in Brisbane. Planty of other NEET treats too.
Now sitting back with a couple of days to myself. Slept in,
Refreshed, on a very comfy ride. A very decent  YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHR
























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He is fat and gets fatter but not that type of fat. He is the chunky type of fat not the big beer belly one.
He eats well for sure.

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Today was a good day.

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I hear the heavy breathing over here.

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Poor politicians. I cry evrytiem.

Should make a report that fag making false reports. I bet police would love to hear about it. A misdemeanor at least.
















































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Fucking hell NEETs was offloading some cases of champas from the van and saw the front passenger side tyre pretty mushy. Rolled it back and just found a wood screw in my tYre. 

Fucking tradies and scrappers man. How much hardware falls out of all these meth head lazy fucks trays.... just think of the amount of lives they ruined.... ITS ALLWAYS A FUCKING WOODSCREW.....






















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Got back with a quarter spar as it got darg. Didnt see anyone because everyone goes inside when it get spooky except me and the owls. Had a nice hot bath and just pulled this pixxa out of the oven. Hope all the good neets are having a good start to the holiday and the bad neet drops dead. Might go really deep into the bush tomorrow.






















































































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Goon Morning NEETs, dont want to accidentally give a (You) to the cringelord taddle tale so yall get nothing.   

Lovely day, leftover burrito for brekky, got some odd jobs to do today, nothing big or stressfull. Fixed the van in 5 minutes yesterday with plug kit. Didnt even have to take the wheel off. Dragged the fully charged compressor outside and hadinflated in seconds. Might garn Noosa thisafternoon.

Also illegal thread in catalogue....

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Took her to the supermarket again. Bakers Delight were so busy churning out fucking hot cross buns that they didn't make any scones. Let them know I was unimpressed. Walked Sweaty and then took the old moo to Wohlers for a coffee and then went to the Reject Shop and Liquorland.


















































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If found out I would probably go to jail longer than child rapist or LGHDTV mass shooter oh and the council would put up one of those dumb “this vegetation has been vandalisedâ€signs

Anyhows a wonderful day. Sunny fresh south easterly blowing. No cops,  No third worlders shitting the place up. Just lots of smiling faces and quality tita and ass. Not at the  NEETstaiom so you are stuck with unbased .mov instead of god chosen format .mp4






























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Got back from the bush, seven hours to cut 250 meters of trail. I am in the diminishing returns of my task to cut through to the river. Gonna have to rethink the logistics, the chainsaw is half my loadout but its the only way through that trackless stinking bush. The new sports chain cuts really well, just gouges the logs up and cut a big hole in my expensive tactical pants. Didnt get any jams though because I know what I am doing after reading up on the theory. Disappointing but its nice up there, lots of brightly colored fungus. Having a corn jack and egg schnitty.



























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Huge rape scandal has just shocked Hungary

A video has leaked where the main opposition leader, Peter Magyar has brutally anally raped his ex-girfriend Evelin Vogel despite her pleading him to stop and not giving her consent

Due to Magyar's massive cock (over 20cm according to Fidesz insider Zsolt Bayer ), the incident has left Evelin psychologically and physically traumatized, and unable to take a shit without pain

Magyar has so far not commented on this incident, however his voterbase has begun to abandon him, with Boriska néni from Szarospatak already stating that she will not vote for Magyar anymore due to his "nem keresztény" behavior.

Viktor Orbán has also commented on the situation, stating that Magyar will rape the Hungarian economy just like he raped Evelin, and that Magyar has no respect for women just like he has no respect for Hungarian wishes to not join the war in Ukraine.











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There was ups and downs in this movie.
For me the story the story is the weak point. And when the dude is out of his mind for some reason. Perhaps the catnip got to him I dunno.
And too much closeup in the fights. They should have get someone to make better choreography. It's Japan for fucks sake they has to know hot to make good martial arts scenes.
Otherwise it was entertaining had a couple of laffs.


























































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