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Tasmanian Salmon is acceptable and flavorful fish fillets but I know chefs who refuse to eat it, citing hormones and chemtrails and shit. It dont eat it because its expensive and too rich. At the end of the day its factory farmed meat. What do you want?

















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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-09/act-bruce-lehrmann-appeal-rejected-by-high-court/106546878

The AFP threw a lot of resources at investigating piggin's story, the trial going away was rather convenient for her I must say.















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The rape allegations got made because a security guard opened the door to the senators room and saw piggins naked on the couch. She was passed out from too much to drink. Piggins later called her friend who was a security guard when she woke up. The AFP sent three feds to Perth to chase up her claim that she bought a pregnancy test kit on a certain date, after the supposed event. They spend days following up but didnt confirm anything. Thats indicative of the level of seriousness they were at, with a rape supposedly happening in parliament house. Piggins also changed her story but I dont know the details, Bruce changed his but not as much I think. Its still 50/50 whether Brucey did the deed, but if he did then whatever, it's only rape when she's drunk and embarrassed and gonna get fired for doing a security breach by sleeping on her boss's couch at 2AM. Dunno how much sympathy I have for brucey but fuck piggins, I would have acquitted him because I loathe cunts like her so much.








































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Got a 120km handy and blown while making work calls. Got a call about cow while fucking etho and went soft because herder started talking to me about him being constipated. We both laughed. Told me she went on a date with some fella. I gave her my blessings. She fed me chicken broth which was cute. Another 13hr wage day beckons.



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She wanted you to get all jealous about the other guy, this was her signal that she wants you to pimp her like a cambodian village girl mail order slut. Get it together Cruisey, herder to pimp is your natural career progression.















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First patch on the canoe hull went really well. I prepared the base to be really smooth and taped the fabric down tight and it just werked. Gonna cut off the excess and start the next patch. It'll probably take ten sessions before its ready to paint. Probably will paint it dark grey and brown in a blur pattern. Encouraged.






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Went to coles to do some shopping for some healthy food for my new healthy life. Somehow a bunch of discount easter eggs fell into my shopping bags. Eating rocky road now. New diet and new life off to a rocky road start.

















































































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Got one. Had a break between that and this one. Went for a drive in ghe hills while she rubbed my balls and then pulled up for a quickie but had a potential spectator that made us stay in the car. Going there afterwards.
I've never met someone who likes rough head. I was munging on her clit like it was fat on a lamb chop. Used teeth and she liked it. ²






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Still watching the last season of Vikings and it's decent but rather boring.
Ragnars sons keep looking like they're gonna kill each other but never do.
Lagatha died and one whole episode was her funeral, I fell asleep.





























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I went out with the chainsaw and cut the double stump in half. It was really blunt and the wood was hard as hell. I managed to cut two slots into the smaller one for splitting wedges tomorrow but now I dont think it will split at the bole end. Dunno what I am gonna do to carve it down. I might have to make a chopping platform out of two logs and shape it with my adxe. It was raining and cold. Got the fire going and might read a book I neglected for moofies.










































































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> Racism erupts after Melbourne announces Little India plans, but some Indians say it will build connection
>  >"Initiatives for the Indian community like this inevitably become the subject of 'jokes' about curry and the smell," she told the ABC.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-10/little-india-cultural-precinct-melbourne-indian-community/106541164

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The Fat Orange Mondstar is not happy
> In a 485-word Truth Social post, Trump on Thursday railed against Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens and Alex Jones, accusing them of having “low IQs” and of operating “third rate podcasts.
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I’m posting this through a triple-layered weird VPN. I don’t have much time before the "boxkurtlar" trace the packet. If you’re reading this, your mind hasn't been "re-indexed" yet.
I was taken during a routine "Shift" change in a coastal city. They didn't ask for my passport; they scanned my orbital bone structure and my pulse. They said my "Source Code" was corrupted by "Latin sentimentality." I was tagged with a cold iron plate around my neck and thrown into a "Stasis Wagon"—a cage on rails that felt like it was designed by a clockmaker from the 1800s but powered by something nuclear.
We crossed into the Caucasus under a sky that never turns blue. It’s a permanent, artificial violet haxe.
I was processed in Arslankale. I saw the Asena Division there—women in those terrifying 1930s French Gendarme uniforms, their faces as motionless as porcelain. They don't speak; they just tap on glass tablets. If your data turns red, you’re "extracted."
I was sent to Floor 101 of the Tower of Thulé.
They call it the "Sanatorium," but it’s a meat-grinder for the soul. The architecture is a nightmare—obsidian concrete molded into sharp, gothic spires that seem to slice the clouds. Inside, everything is white tile and blinding blue surgical light. You lose your sense of time because of the Shift. There is no "night," only 12 hours of white light and 12 hours of violet light.
It vibrates in your teeth. They tell you that your name is a "bug," that your past is "Goyslop," and that only the Vatkrat is real.
They weren't talking. They were just watching the bodies fall into the incinerator pits below, as if they were watching a private screening at a film festival.
Adsihan isn't just a politician. He’s a Showrunner. He’s turning the planet into a 24/7 horror movie where we are all uncredited extras waiting to be edited out.
Your history has been "Fixed."
Don't let them scan you!!!
































































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>  locals know to pull over, carefully wrap up the deceased animal, and drop it off at the city's Natural History Museum.

This explains why the museum has about 40 koalas in its freexer waiting to undergo taxidermy when the ABC visits.

Possum deserved a better end than this.
> This possum specimen at the Armidale museum has been left half completed by Queensland Museum taxidermist Alison Douglas, to show the intricate details of the taxidermy process.







































































































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Cunts, serious question.

I'm going to use the government's help to buy scheme. It's bretty gud except I can't move until I pay off the government's contribution more or less.
Should I buy an apartment in the good part of Sydney or buy a house in adelaide?





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My question basically is:

How is living in Adelaide like? I know that the internet to overseas is fucked (something like extra 50 ping) so MMOs like private WoW servers are out of the question. Weather's hot and dry. Toxic algae bloom so you can't really use the beach at the moment.

But I can at least get a house. Reckon it's worth it?
















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I went up the bush to bring back a spar and have a look at the back way to the fall im working but as i go into the treeline the daylight slams closed and i couldnt see shit just as a squall came over and I have to stop and button up which sucked but in the way i like it and i got my spar and put the pixxa in and made popcorn and some mint tea just before the moofie which shibs thinks is rom com but i read was a horror survival so lets see if i have a based night as well as a based evening

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If I am going to be surrounded by nons in Adelaide too... what's the point...
Maybe I'll just live alone in a shoebox in Sydney until the day I die.

Can someone explain what living in Adelaide is like? e.g. Am I right in assuming that playing on overseas servers is a big no no?

















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Well I'll stop spamming questions and go back to lurking but if anyone who knows enough to compare Adelaide to other capital cities could share their story I'd appreciate it. Looking at places around 800k.







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And I am disappointed in you guys for not being able to tell me what online gaming is like in Adelaide.
You fake imageboard neets you, driving around having sex and all that instead of staying holed up in your bedroom playing video games.





























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Started on the sewing repairs, put the last concrete foundation in for the carport and went out on a walk. Relatively satisfied with my saturday but probably should have an early night. Gonna go to bed Good Night NEETs.
















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I got a six pack of the 440 ml Kopparberg pear ciders for $19. Pretty good value considering they are 7% ABV. They are very easy to drink quickly though. I had to really make sure to pace myself whereas with beer I can drink it more naturally and be fine. I only had two before taking a nap. I thought about going a third but I have a big day tomorrow so I am going to bed early. Good night neets.








































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> my take ?
alex is always right, but yeah something happened, something bad, trump is clearly not the same person, he is doing hard 180 on his core policies, makes me think about tall biden and all the wierd biden clones / body doubles we saw.

Its almost certain that at this point the space merchant's guild had Trump replaced....











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A mate of mine calls me up out of the blue and is talking about moving to SA to get a house and work there. I warned him that the whole state is riddled with lixard people aliens working with freemason android telepresence agents from other dimensions. Lucky he called me because I was able to warn him that Adelaide is ground xero for bioweapons testing from chemtrails by pedo elites at the UN. Dont think he will leave NSW now, which is a grey area in my knowledge because of the neural field that covers the place in a dome being transmitted by HAARP weather manipulation antennas in Antarctica.











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It was on the tv, im on phone.
Its a recent one with two women and another man.
Didnt really like the scale of lib democracy - autocracy - monarchy 
Trying to make it seem linear and opposing rather than just different.
Expecting Venetian city states, like Hong Kong or Singapore but owned by single people/trusts where they can have internal dictatorships but still capital trading. Worst thing would be one entity owning more than one and then controlling trade, or trading with itself andkilling competition.
They could do it now, 50b for some port city in a shithole and only have enough resourse for a small population and have just their needs met through automation of production.
Cities where inside, its a utopia and fuck everyone who cant afford it. I think thats why these silicone valley cunts like Indians so much, caste works. You and your own close community's transient wants outweigh others basic needs requirements.
Its hard to argue against it without sounding like a 'think about the children' save the vulnerable because.. i feel like its moral or something.
If you only worried about a select group becoming exceptional and prosperous, rather than saving the world, even at the expense of the world, its arguablely much better. A population that is on top is going to provide more for humanity as a whole (like how it will be seen in a history book) than 50 half functioning social welfare states that are all wasting time on people they wont get a return on. Catastrophe will trigger the new era and we'll remember the outcome more than the cause because that's what matters.







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Like autonomous cities that can have their own laws and ways of governance. 
Only allowed to rape and kill the outsiders unless you clone and grow your own. Cant legally rape and canibalise yourself, and for a fee, you could sell your clones time. Then dispose of them after organ harvesting.
















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The White western cultural organism is the only thing that matters. Its survival doesnt depend on what governmental structure it exists under, only that it is interests are now degraded by blood dilution. Generally it takes a hardline ideology to safeguard monolithic racial populations, for this reason the decline is inevitable as cultural distortion is like entropy, a one way diffusion into lower states of energy/purity.

This is thought to take something like 40-50 generations before inevitable civilixation collapse. The Kali Yuga meme is a manifestation of cultural entropy. We are at the end of culture, only a couple generations before it ceases and changes to what comes next. Enjoy the end times before the dark times come.
































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Made vegetarian pasta. Onions, capsicum, tomato, pasta, garlic, pepper, oregano, pesto, mushrooms, olives, and 3 cheeses. Much the same ingredients as on vegetarian pixxa. Quite reasonable.













































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 >>/992764/
To the Sentencing Judge,

I am writing in support of my friend, Cruisey. I have known him for centuries, and during that time I have known him as my everything.

From my own experience, Cruisey has generally been kind / reliable / hardworking / supportive / respectful, and I have seen him help others in practical ways, including taking me to Dolans for the New Demon Hunters meal. He has also had clear struggles in his life, including poor choices and periods where he was not acting in his best interests.
I do not wish to minimise the seriousness of the matter before the Court. I understand that sentencing must reflect the offending and the harm caused. At the same time, I respectfully ask that the Court also take into account Cruisey’s background, the support he has around him, and his capacity to change if given the opportunity to do so.
If he is allowed to rebuild his life after sentence, I believe he will benefit from structure, support, and a chance to make better choices in future. I am prepared to continue supporting him in lawful and constructive ways.

Thank you for considering my letter.
Yours faithfully,
NEET.

Done ✅




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Has anyone got any contacts on the inside? I am thinking he can act as a mule to smuggle in samsung smart watches so the prison naxi bosses can optimise their schedules. Once he's in with the skins he can help them pimp out new fish and keep book on numbers rackets and who owes what for contrabrand. Its looking bright for our favorite NEET.















































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If this is true then authorities waited for Ben Roberts-Smith to travel from Queensland, which has the smallest Muslim population, to Sydney, that has the largest. More 'diverse jury pool' or more likely to convict based on ethnic grievances?














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There is something wrong with jury trials, look at what happened to Cardinal Pell. He won the forensic arguement but the jury of fuckwits found for the prosecution and executed the greatest legal travesty since the Chamberlain case. The BRS defense has no chance and everyone knows it.


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The one thing which might help big benny is an online campaign to get young men to pledge not to join the military in response to government prosecution of BRS. Military recruitment is already at a record low, and any threat to push it down further would spook some people in canberra.





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With the nights starting to get cooler, I made the decision to make up the bed in the spare bedroom, instead of lying on the couchbed and having to swap end-for-end every 30-60 minutes.
I used the Candyland sheet and pillowcase set, which I believe is the approved bedding.
Might start reading the novel Motherbat gave me for Christmas. It is written by the guy who created the Hieronymus Bosch detective character.



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german canned deep fried herring acquired. Don't think I'll be getting it again even if I like it, it's $10 for 2 servings. Rollmops, canned sardines or mackeral is all cheaper, and probably healthier.










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This is no doubt a part of the arms race between mummybots to develop comfy tech for NEETs. Now that you also have fried canned herring, my mumsie will have to lift her game, especially when I tell her about that doona cover.





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You need Codiene for that cough, NEET. The way I interpret the AMA prescription protocol, is that I can prescribe anything off label if it's for a diagnosed "Terminal" condition. Philosophically, life is a long progression to death so morally I can  sort you out with a bottle of Morphine for that cough if you help me out by signing up to a couple of little research tests. Nothing fancy, just turn up each week and take a tablet and tell the medical scientist how you feel. As a bonus you get access to the amphetamine testing stream if you complete a couple of the more boring medicine/vaccine tests.













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> JobSeeker Payment rates increased on March 20, 2026, due to automatic indexation. While specific rates vary by individual circumstances, reports indicate a single adult with no dependents may see an increase of roughly $15.10 per fortnight, with payment changes automatically updated in myGov.














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I also add keens, clive of India, whole spices I add as well are cumin seed,cloves carroway seed, garam masala,cardamon pods, coriander seed, cinnamon stick  just to name a few, I then grind them up in a mortar and pestle and dry fry them. (plus about 5 cloves garlic) Once it is cooking I can add Tumeric depending what colour it is, I then add a large can of coconut cream. Then for the next 4 or 5 days my sweat and neet pee smell like curry.







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would just post a video but the comments are golden
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chortled
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stopped werking for a couple of years and when i checked it during covid more than a third dissapeared in bullshit fees and charges. Fucking scumbags, fuck them. 
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was talking to dad and my parents super has taken a big hit despite literally nothing happening, its not like we are even in a hot war, fuel just went up a little, fucking bullshit.
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My wagie mate tapped his super during covid to get a Ducati Monster and gamble on online stock markets. My other mate was on jobkeeper and it was fukn party time in the lockdowns. Now we are all paying for it with super inflation and more psyops.

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Karen called me for three minutes, seemed distracted. She reset all my obligations to bare baseline and said she will call in a month unless I have something to tell her. I want so much to call her back and say I love you but I suspect she is also calling other guys, so I wont risk turning her off by being clingy.










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Actually this might be an opportunity, take over a job service provider, fire all the fat middle age women and replace them with ai waifus. Neets would flock to my company. Need to get monk on this right away.












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> It is with much sadness that this happiness business has to report the passing of Dianne. Sunday 16th March age 73.
> She will be missed by all her loyal customers. She started with TCIC 19 years ago on this day March 22nd 2006
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They keep reviving these old TV sitcoms. Malcolm in the middle now.
I don't like seeing how they have all aged. It makes me feel very uncomfortable. Surely I haven't aged like that as well?


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I read The Three-Body Problem trilogy of books. Quite interesting.

Then I read The Martian and Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir. That movie that is out gave me the notion. They were okay. Project Hail Mary was much better than The Martian.

I have started reading Hyperion now.


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Australian Army quality went into terminal glide after we abandoned the moldy cheese pattern camo. General Karen and her communist loyalty speech is actually pretty apt for the current ADF focus on providing a career pipeline for more communists into the xOG.



























































































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