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At the Colonel's drive thru they told me there would be a six minute wait for the wicked wings. Would I like to swap them out for something else or wait?

I told them to just cancel the order. Their six minute waits are usually about fifteen minutes.



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Had my shave. Went with the Proraso red suite of products (pre-shave, shave soap, and aftershave). Very sandlewood and shea butter areas.
Having a Reschke 'Rufus the Bull' cab sauv from the Coonawarra.
Rufus (Italian for red) was a beloved Hereford bull from the Reschke stud. Drunk with character, and overflowing with personality, he paraded poised and proud among the herd.

































































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Its friday night in 2026 and there is no beer because of acute shortages since the refinery blew up. Having to make do with tea tree tea and emergency pixxa. Having to burn wood to keep my house above 25 degrees in this rainy and green hellscape. Running out of it and not sure my supplies will last until the year after next. Grim mood. Watching the end of Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1947) to distract myself from having to go to bed early.













































































































































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My parents bought a secondhand musuem piece instead of a nintendo. It was like a mattell console but not as good. Basically one step up from pong. I still played it a lot tho. Nuro who lived three doors down had a C64 then an amiga. Watching him play stuff was  truly awe inspiring to me but he was like meh lets shoot some wildlife with my semi automatic 22 instead.













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Nuro had a playstation 5 years before sony released them to the public. The japs wouldn't make a move without consulting him on everything first. We used to go to his house after school and watch him play a pre-release of final fantasy 7 back when all you could get in the stores was final fantasy 2.

























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BASADO! 

In other news had the cops at my shop today. Some kids came in doubling on a Surron. They just wanted a tube. Reportedly they did a runner from some cops tha just happened to be in the estate on other business.
Cops came to my shop asking who they were and wanted the record of the electronic transaction to hunt them down with. Thing was I didn’t know who they were and they gave me 10 dolla cash for the tube. The cops flat out didn’t believe me stating “kids do not pay in cash” 


Fuck sake don’t know why I even co-operate sometimes. Well maybe their grandpa gave at the caravan park gave them cash so they could fix his beach bike. It was a 26” tiube after all. 

Also had another incident recently when someone one in a white Toyota AE86 was reportedly driving erratically around the estate. Who ever reported it mentioned specifically it came from my complex (it
Was actually my neighbor) they rocked up and saw my white lancia through the window and phoned me up when I riding about 20km south at the time and demanded I come in and surrender myself to police station immediately. 


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Lightweight tubes have nothing to do with it you may just be unlucky 
-whenever you get a flat pump up the old one  and find out what happened 
-If it’s pinched you fucked up and dishwasher detergent on the bead will make it easier to fit in future 
-If it keeps failing around the valve stem you need a new tire, the bead is old amd not hooking onto the rim, the tire is rotating and ripping the valve out and you need a new tire






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The driver chick had the legal upper hand until she decided to drive away. She should have called the police and let the woman trash her car. Then sue her for damages. There were multiple cameras all over plus her own phone.
I understand it was stressful to her as well and not easy to calculate in such situation tho.
But if she got away with 6 months without licence, it's fine.
What happened to that tard?

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Cool slop. Would watch.



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went out the bush to cut spars and there is this local i dont know in a jackeroo and he has to stop because i chucked all logs and spars on the road so i hail him and he waits for me and gets out and has a bottle of brand x vodka and i have a couple capfuls he carefully poured into the cap of my water bottle which he thought was a good idea and he says i have better gear than him and it was true he only had a flanny and a stihl on top of his pile of mossy  and wet myrtyle basically rocking cop bait style as he drives off up the shitty gully road and probably through town past the cop shop and everything but i dont care out there we are all illegal so i throw him an illegal roman salute and come back after i fill a trash bag with some cunts empties probably his and walk home with one small spar and i still got a couple hours to de bark it and chop wood for tonight and cook lentils for tea and think about a creamy mushroom and cheexe omlette schnitxel










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Nuro was the first batchelor in the entire County to obtain one of those newfangled Pianola automatic music uprights common enough nowadays and he even went as far to claim that the British piano rolls everyone else had were inferior to the Prussian ones he somehow obtained, once.
































































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It's fucking good mate.
Had a team ahead of mine up near a matriarch. Sat there and watched them get thrashed by it.
The boys and I with free kits had them all angles covered and mobbed up.
Go in with finishers turns out the that team was a family. Father was abusing me on comms
> fuck you cunt! I just got off work, to play with me kids! 
7 year old on the mic while sobbing 
> I grinded so hard! Im only 7
I got up to the kid "you should have been aborted cunt" and finish him.
Should have shadow played that too. Hilarious shit.























































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UMM PTY LTD must be worth heaps!
> ‘$40,000, brand new, never used’: NDIS flippers flood Facebook Marketplace as crackdown looms
https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/40000-brand-new-never-used-ndis-flippers-flood-facebook-marketplace-as-crackdown-looms/news-story/d3d082a1f00243886ce7c6b3b66ae3a6























































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had beef noodles for breakfast, a ham and cheese toastie for second breakfast, a cream and jam eclair for elevenses and a pizza slice for loinch. Once my innards have recovered enough to accept yet more food I will buy a packet of arnots royal biscuits for afternoon tea.







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Woman couldn't decide which petrol pump line to choose (i.e., the one on the left or the one of the right). I reversed in backwards to the pump and filled up. Almost, I mean almost scraped the car reversing out from the pump but caught it in time and reposition myself. 

People are still lining up constantly to fill up. I miss the days of driving in, filling up and driving off with ease.



















































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back from the bush with a full load of long and heavy spars to fill my hours with much debarking and honestly i dunno what i am gonna do with the biggest one i ever got by dragging it to the ute past tourists and some mong who only noticed me five meters away on the track when i just about clocked him with the spar on my shoulder which would have been even more illegal than hooking spars on basically the only park trail around so guess what thats where every cunt goes on a sunny day but whatever because i dont have to use the car and can get the rest walking out the back way maybe when its pissing with rain and everyone is inside or bypassing the place for the tourist traps 

cursed normies damn near ruined my wood hooking sunday







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Went to an actual whorehouse first, sort of. Parked around the corner and theyre a few houses up. As I was walking, a junkie looking cunt walked past me. I gave him a nod. Then one house away, I looked behind me. He was coming back the way he came. Sketched me out so I went back to the car, then went to the tugger. I drove up the road and followed him first and watched him go into a house. Good bit because noone getting robbed out the front of a whorehouse will go to the cops.

















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I was worried that the stupid foid taking photos of the weeds at the side of the trail with her nonwhite BF looking sideways at me that she would just have to photograph this Aryan superman spar warrior doing  bush man shit and post it on her insta for all her foid gaggle to write fan fiction where I merc their soy BF and drag them off to be raped in some hut with a fern and moss roof. Then that snowballs and suddenly the cops are looking for a serial rapist fitting my description. Legit wolf creek thoughts of pre emptive action for my safety go thru my head when I see unaccompanied foids on ill concieved jaunts in nature out where I go.









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Was out a the strip mall and saw cruisey, outside the tug shop, kek. He was acting all weird and didnt want to talk to me and then ran back to his car and sits in it for a bit, then gets out and then later I see him holding up traffic driving real slow as I go to my mates place to play tabletop warcraft. I was gonna get him to come along and we have mountain dew and crackers then order pizza for dinner. He missed out poor guy must be stressed.







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 >>/994604/
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Nuro here. If you want upgrade your OPSEC or avoid any anxiety just wear a hi vis vest and/or say its for your sons boy scouts project. We had this awesome weekend challenge where we had to build a camp tent on  a improvised platform 10ft of the ground and sleep in it and cook over night using nothing but those exact type of wooden poles and rope.

























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I usually rock a set of overalls and button up tight to keep the badness out but i wear thru them and have to make new ones. I am modding a wool and nomex flight suit slowly but its a wierd shade of green and not great for blending in dispite the nutria brown patches on the legs and the hood i attached. I am thinking to make a set with nutria brown legs and  special color flanno, like two tone green and black or grey tartan that way I can have the best of both worlds and look like a hillbilly as well as it being basically perfect for standoff camo in the treeline where I usually work. Was thinking i would go as far as extending the tartan top over my hips to mimic a untucked flanno. Overalls are the best I always used them since I was a kid and got my hands on SES surplus. 
I only recently started sewing hoods on them which  is a massive help to keep the continual rain of bark and tiny leaves out of your suit. I stepped up my game and now have a pattern for hoods i copied off a gorka pattern field jacket i also like to wear in the bush.

























































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No, generally I don't have to know what people talk about because 99.9% of what's written is inconsequential. The major thing is cp and that's about it.
We also rely on user moderation and board staff who has to enforce global rules at minimum.
Well if you aren't comfortable on this site you are free to use a different one. In fact I'm suggesting for you to use a different one.

















































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AfterNEET big fellas. And by looks of the last few posts I mean big. Well rounded and hyper dense. Circumferencially great. Gravity inducing even. 

Quiet Monday day off. I am wasting it because my hairdresser is away in Melbourne and the tyre shop could not fit me in. How does $400 for two new 15inch van tires fitted sound to you guys ? I am a bit hmmmmm. Might drive to the povo tyre shop down south and get some lightly used ones for 250


Taking a photo from a wierd angle because there are some gay gays out of frame. 

Nuro out





































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Gooned Fela NEETs 

Van was getting new tires so I rode in to beach like I used to before I came a completely lazy cunt. Feels comming back hard. I moved here after Easter 6 years ago and remember riding that EEB for the first time up here and feeling my life was going to change. Sun low in the sky, fresh south easterly starting to really howl. The last few weeks before you need jeans and end. Windbreaker. Absolute kino.




































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> Long tremors that could rock high-rise buildings have been recorded in Tohoku. The Japan Meteorological Agency says "long-period ground motion" affects people on higher floors. A four-level scale ranks their intensity. Class 3 tremors were felt in Wakuya Town in Miyagi Prefecture and Yokote City in Akita Prefecture.
Are they going to be okay Cruisey?































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I think the acidity of the energy drink is counteracting the greasiness of the wicked wings. I think everything is going to be alright. I am doing chemistry here. If you get the inputs right you will be dropping turds of solid gold. Like the goose laying the golden eggs.










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I watched pic related. It got leaked months before its official release. Someone emailed it to the wrong person.
It was awful. The typical "if you kill your enemies they win" plotline. "Friends are your real family" Hollywood message. Quirk chungus "funny" banter between friends. Awful writing,  maximum cringe.
Different voice actors for all the characters. No originals. Awful voice performance from Batista.
3.0/10



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I find I have to download 3 versions of every book I want from Anna's Archive because so many of the files are messed up in some way. I pick the most popular downloads and ones that look good with proper cover art etc but even those ones often have spelling and formatting errors throughout.














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https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1sq2ywl/help_i_was_sexually_assaulted_by_police_because/
> Kia Ora, I’m Samwise, a non-binary trans man in Aotearoa, looking for links to IRL supports from fellow kiwis after being the victim of a brutal attack by the NZ police.
> context warming for sexual assault, transphobia and the police, I don’t know how to hide text or whatever and am on a phone, sorry if this is formatted wrong, I have a concussion still.
> I had a mental health episode (chest dysphoria issues) on Tuesday night, but the police were sent because the ambulance person on the phone misgendered me so i yelled and swore at them then stormed out and went for a walk to calm down (I'm not usually someone who yells)
> because of that the police were called (and instead of helping me they took me to the cells and sexually assaulted me (while misgendering me. I think it was a hate crime/corrective rape???))) sorry i need help. this happened tuesday night/Wednesday morning so if this text is a mess Im sorry, I hope I’ve censored it. If anyone knows of any where I can go to for support, I’ve already reported the assault, and been seen by the doctors at the hospital.
> i have no idea how to censor the really awful stuff, I would if I could. please if you can help particularly if you are in the greater Wellington area and know of services. I’ve contacted the normal ones but im looking for trans help






















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https://nitter.net/TomCotterillX/status/2046195278911275088
> SAS soldiers are resigning in significant numbers over fears they will be subjected to “witch hunts” by human-rights lawyers. 

> Multiple sources have claimed that personnel from across 22 SAS, the Army’s most elite fighting force, have applied for premature voluntary release.

> The Telegraph is withholding the exact figure for security reasons. However, several SAS sources have described the recent losses as “significant” and a “threat to national security”.




















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Tried to make an appointment with my gp, I have been placed on a waiting list to see her, they said it may be several weeks or more before I can get an appointment, so they tried to get me to see Dr Laghari who speaks  Hindi, Punjabi, Saraiki, Sindhi, and Urdu. I said I'll wait.





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Hi Cruisey, your client came in to see me today with electrocution burns to an appendage, apparrently it was part of some stunt for youtube, I saw the video he made it was pretty funny TBQH. I gotta say that this kid could be a high ratings star and I want in on that action. Coincidentally I just hired a media advisor and I want you to talk to him about scripting more of these mishaps only where at the end you come in to my clinic and I get the last third of the video. Make an appointment with me ASAP just so we have an understanding and I wont need to make a mandatory notification on anyone next time.





























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got a long spar I was saving and a short one for spare so i might have enough to finish the carport which is what i was saying to the guy up the road who was chopping wood and might take me out when he goes wood hooking for the old man down the road who is out of firewood already but this guy has to go and look after his new missus who hit a wombat and crashed her car in the valleys somewhere and was unconscious for hours before anyone stopped to find her there down in the gully in the dead of night so the story goes as i relate it to you and have my afternoon tea and go out in a minute to strip bark and cut the spars i got and fit them together















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Saw an absolute derro this morning, outside of dan's around 9:30. Fat, middle age, balding, wearing trackies, had a wine bottle in one hand (no paper bag) and was picking his nose with the other. Had that walking stagger that showed he was either badly drunk or badly brain damaged. Which one of you was it?






































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I replaced my head unit and it was a freakin nightmare. I ended up taking it out and putting it back a dozen times and those wiring harness connectors really hurt your fingers. In the end it was some setting in the head unit program that fixed it. I also had to guess what color wires went where because most of them didnt match from the car to the head unit. It was a head unit specific to my car tool.















































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