/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

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Weber I want you back with us today with your usual output please.

Morndings. Heavily contemplating a sickie. I've earned it.

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Mording fit for day

status: chucked

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FeZsdP2trO0

 >>/995096/
Unreliable

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Webeeeeer

 >>/995081/
How?

 >>/995112/
SparCore

 >>/995093/
What would be the plan for today if the sickie is chucked?

 >>/995107/
Push!

 >>/995107/
This one looks nice and clean.

 >>/995082/
a fine pepe, this is what webby needs to get his life back on track - an quad bike he can ride around on the beach with sweetie while yelling racist things

Might contract bilateral pneumonia and almost die soon once :(

 >>/995112/
Are you going to cover the side as well?

might have macaroni and snosages for loinch

 >>/995127/
nope its job done apart from tweaking. I have to get the vaccum cleaner out and get the bits of plastic that happened when I was drilling the pipe. Cant have microplastic going into the environment, especially mine.

 >>/995112/
A very handsome car.

Kia Ora NEETs. Good morning.

 >>/995095/
I love jarno so much

What's a Jarno?

I need to drop a turd but mummybot has a female guest over and they are both sitting on the back verandah which is where the toilet window opens out to. The washing machine is on and the spin cycle is approaching. I might try to time it like in enemy at the gates.

 >>/995134/
Good luck NEET. Very risky mission.

Found a copy of a German book titled Pfaffenspiegel (“Priests’ Mirror”), written by Otto von Corvin. Cost $0.50.
Intetesting history to it, was banned by Nazi Germany for anti Catholic sentiments. 
Would help if I could read German.
Its apparently a 1934 edition, and is near pristine. Got it from Tanunda. As much as people think that area of Best A is Kraut to the core, I think its mostly the liberal slav/south eastern Germany, not the Ubermensch types. Stocky stone mason types, not the Frankfurt/Hamburg intellectuals from early 20th century.

 >>/995133/
Nah much, jarno'n wiv yuo?

 >>/995136/
Sounds like a good find.

 >>/995137/
Well bantered.

 >>/995138/
I took a pic and asked chatgpt. It said it sells for £20-80

 >>/995140/
Antique books dealer arc beginning.

 >>/995136/
it's in pdf on anna's archive for $0. I'm sure you could get an ai to translate it for you.

 >>/995136/
I read that book when I was in high school, I was interested in calvinism and theosophy as it related to teachings of the anincent Hyperboreans on Aghartha and Atlantis. I thought that it might give me clues to the fabled hollow earth of the legends. How wrong I was. It basically a manual on human categorization and how that relates to physio-behavioral psychology. Otto Von Corvin had the bright idea that he could reinterpret the reinterpretatins of the reformation, what a psued.

 >>/995134/
You should make as much noise (farts, moans etc) as you poo to show your dominance.

 >>/995143/
From what I read, its mostly just bashing Catholics. 
I thought one of you may have heard of it.

 >>/995143/
Was nietzche right that the reformation was northern europe's reactionary religious fundamentalism as southern europe's catholicism was heading away from christianity towards atheism?

 >>/995144/
Say motherbots name between spin cycles.

 >>/995131/
GAN

forced myself to listen to my voicemail for the first time in 20 years. Lots of messages. I hate phones. And I hate talking to people.

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 >>/995082/
thats ratehr demanding
 >>/995093/
have you know ?
 >>/995104/
nice TISM fanservice, would lose it if she was related
 >>/995107/
terrible meme
 >>/995136/
keep us posted
 >>/995149/
yeah somehow mine got enabled again after some baseband update, calls were bing diverted, took me a month to find out, fuck was angry as fuck with that shit, god i ahte voicemail

Good Afternoon NEETs, was stuck in the old thread. Lovely wather here, almost jeans time, and can put away the crocks for a few months

Steroids and dopamine durgs are fantastic and I would 100% recommend them to all the NEETs. I feel like I am powered the fuck up

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 >>/995151/
how long you been taking them for, roided neet?

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too lazy to even cook lunch, this is the end for obese neet

might go for a swin

 >>/995153/
Goodbye neet.

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 >>/995153/
You need quick sustainence for these emergencies.

 >>/995150/
you need some puffy sports trackies. The type with waterproof outer lining. Fishnet underneath the synthetic fleece. Its Finnish technology, prevents wind chill.

I think Monk has been doing catch up.

 >>/995151/
How do you get them? I want to try peptides.

still haven't done anything today, angry, depressed, need lunch then a walk

 >>/995156/
Thanks Dan.

 >>/995157/
Sounds expensive.

 >>/995159/
Doctor gave me amisul pride and hostible gave me steroids. you could probably get steroids or peptides on darkmatter but i havent tried it yet. i might try to buy magic mushrooms off there today

How can I get monero without giving my ID?

 >>/995163/
Corticosteroids (Prednisolone/Prednisone) aren't muscle building steroids. If anything, raising cortisol levels is the opposite of what a looksmaxxxer would want to do. Prolonged exposure can lead to Cushing's Syndrome (moon face, beer gut, buffalo hump).

 >>/995165/
> (moon face, beer gut, buffalo hump).
My exact body type.

> don't want to get a buffalo hump

 >>/995166/
It suits you.

I felt like people were looking at me more than usual at the shops. Reason unknown.

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 >>/995165/
> (moon face, beer gut, buffalo hump)

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 >>/995166/
we are a herd, buffalo hump bro

heart palpitations again, maybe it's from some ingredient in the snosages or macaroni. Or maybe it's just all the fat. I often get them an hour or two after dinner

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With the new thread I checked if there is any Olives to save, but only found this.

 >>/995172/
Take a walk. By now you should be at somewhere 700 meters.

 >>/995173/
Olive doesn't look that great without her makeup

 >>/995150/
I chuckled.
Weimar Germany had housing problems (the Reich did not solve this either), so the parallel fails at the point with those nice houses.

 >>/995112/
That's cool actually.

 >>/995176/
They'd have solved it if they were allowed to conquer all that space in russia.

 >>/995178/
That would have solved agriculture but not the situation of workers in the cities.
In fact that would have not solve agriculture in itself since Germany also suffered agri-worker shortages as well (literally Poles went to Germany to work as peasants).

 >>/995172/
I think you just crave it

Oh Weber, my cock.

 >>/995180/
I think you just crave it

 >>/995170/
There are thousands of us, they don't usually stare. A moon face and buffalo hump is perfectly normal here.

 >>/995176/
I would question that the Reich did not improve housing for the folk. Allied bombing specifically targeting urban housing centers would have fucked things up, though if you kill a civilian family they dont need a house, I suppose.

Went for a swim, feel a bit better. Garbanzo's and tea for tea.

 >>/995185/
Well done NEET. Was the water cold?

 >>/995184/
They freed up at least six million houses. Anything to the contrary is anti-semitism.

Had a call from Agnes the agent. She is sending a "tradie" to tart my place up a bit. The problem is that they want to update shit that is going to require much structural and plumbing upgrades which will be a nightmare, because this place is shantycore.  Foids have no idea about housing, they cant think past waving their iphones at something and a magic tradie will do it somehow but how is beyond them. If I wanted to do those things I would basically have to make paralell structures to take the whole section of the house offline until all the inevitable problems can be worked out, probably over a week of effort. I just want to be left alone. Agnes is just bullying this poor NEET.

 >>/995188/
You'll get a portable toilet and shower, you contrarian cunt.

 >>/995188/
Show her your Spar work, you should take the project on.

 >>/995188/
I'm horrofied at the idea of all these tradies being in my place, maybe stealing my stuff.

 >>/995184/
We have a whole thread dedicated to the Reich's economy here  >>/kc/27926/ OP based it on the work of an Anglo historian, Tooze, so have to take it a pinch of salt, but the guy used actual German sources, the data that the Reich had.
Both the thread and the book might worth a read.

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 >>/995189/
You just dont understand shantycore. If I want to mod the place, its basically an upgrade and the owner doesnt mention.

Had a chink ice cream, heart palpitations are back, may have some weird chinese chemicals in them that my body is reacting too, gonna throw the rest out. They have coconut ice cream and some weird fruit called durian.

 >>/995195/
> durian.
Known for its vile smell. Bug people food.

 >>/995195/
They don’t put MSG in ice cream, and cut durian smells like literal shit, so unless you purchased Slant-Eye McGee’s Taste of Indonesia ice cream, you haven’t been poisoned.

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Can't believe I bought ice cream without consulting nuro first. I brought this hell upon myself.

 >>/995195/
Don't die neet.

Might go to the rub and tug

 >>/995200/
Cruisey? Yes!

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Positive development.

 >>/995172/
sounds like bile duct blockages, your liver dumps bile out through there into your intestines when you eat fat. But don't stop eating fat because it will make it worse! try apple cider vinegar before eating maybe in some apple / pear juice.

 >>/995200/
Take some photos for us please.

 >>/995202/
He is better off with that horrible woman. He does not deserve any better.

 >>/995206/
kek

Cruisey we are here for you 
> More than 160,000 people to be kicked off NDIS as government overhauls eligibility test
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-22/mark-butler-ndis-overhaul-eligibility-test/106592186

 >>/995209/
Oh shit. They might kick me off

 >>/995210/
See your doctor, get some new diagnoses.

 >>/995195/
You should have gotten white man ice cream, when the yellow man tries to copy our food technology, they turn it into some nasty shit to be sold to other people.

 >>/995203/
> apple cider vinegar
meme acetic acid with impurities for 8 times the price of actual acetic acid.

 >>/995211/
Dr Zogbot will have a flood of bookings. He should get in early.

Tuggy was closed and atm broken. Might have to go into town for cash and try another tugger

 >>/995215/
Find a good economical one.

they should have tugger machines, where you stick your penis in instead of a card, would save on time

 >>/995217/
I hope we get a good tug tale.

 >>/995215/
Do your research

 >>/995217/
Imagine being the cleaner.

 >>/995215/
Might as well do drive thrus, ATM, Tugger and KFC. Just dont drive drunk or you will try and get money from the tugger, KFC from the ATM and order a wristy with sandalwood oil instead of the family feast.

 >>/995221/
Wise advice.

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 >>/995221/
Beth would do what it takes.

 >>/995224/
Papa Baiteppe

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 >>/995225/
It needs more AI though

Bins are out.

 >>/995227/
Did you see Cruisey wandering around?

 >>/995228/
No didn't see him, not saying he wasn't watching me.

 >>/995228/
yes, he was searching through the bins on the street looking for cans and bottles he could take to recycling. I don't judge, times are hard and a man will do whatever he has to to support a tug habit

 >>/995221/
kek
> tfw no drive through tugger

 >>/995227/
Thank you Weber.

 >>/995230/
> I don't judge, times are hard
You are a kind NEET.

 >>/995232/
Webby puts his out in the mornings, that's if someone reminds him.

 >>/995230/
> times are hard
kek

 >>/995234/
He is a busy man, with important things do to. Most you neets wouldn't understand not having enough time to put the bins out or wash. You are plebs.

Bins go out tomorrow morning Weber. Red and Green.

 >>/995237/
God I miss him.

 >>/995238/
I do too.

 >>/995226/
He is abusing poor blind AI who just wants to be nice and supportive.

 >>/995237/
I call bullshit. There is no way you NEETs aren't stalking me. Exact same bin day and exact same bins go out? No way.

 >>/995239/
I'll always remember his smile.

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 >>/995240/
It's the blind leading the blind

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The mongs herding the mongs.

 >>/995241/
I am not one to boast but my bins go out tonight too.

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Gonna turn things around tomorrow. I mean it this time. I'll make it work.

 >>/995242/
I never saw it.

 >>/995246/
The full 360.

Missed out on going to tugger. Fantasising about a nice skinny stupid woman who cant speak any english

 >>/995246/
I believe in you.

 >>/995247/
You had to give his nape a little rub, he enjoyed that

 >>/995249/
you need a submissive asian mail order wife, I don't know why you got involved with negresses

 >>/995243/
He can't see a doctor either.

Might prank call iran, tell them the ceasefire is off.

 >>/995249/
I know a skinny stupid neet who uses bad english, hes nice when you give him durgs.

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Going to bed. Might be going out with some fellas in the car if they remember I want to come along. Good Night NEETs.

Started texting a prostitute. She gave me photos but wont do a new selfie. She has given me her address but what if it's fake and it's just some guy who tries to mug me?