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Goon Afternoon NEET fellas of big circumference. 

How we all doin ? Moofie status ? 

Finally had some cash to do long overdue shopping with. Got a fresh air mattress from BCF. Some Koffee pods from Aldi (fuck it was busy there) and finally got some bits and bobs from Repco. Since when do Armour All become
More expensive than printer ink ? Fucking globohomomegacorp changed the bottle to orange and they now want 33 bucks for classic dash protectant. What in the fuck. Anyhows got a nice buzz going and chain smoking some cheap Marlboro lights I got from my brissy trip. Garn GYG on the way home. Just ordered (2) spicy chicken burrritos. No guac. A real solid 

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWAAAAWWWWGH

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I tried to add 8 total captcha exemptions. There are a few NEETs who should probably be included but idk who they are just yet.
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Odilli can you change how deleting posts kicks you out of the thread? that sucks. Doing a captcha each for ban and delete is gay too. It's better there is only one time required like two checkboxes and no captcha at all please mate.

I'll check to see which NEETs should have no captchas in a bit
















































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https://www.albawaba.com/ar/%D8%A3%D8%AE%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%B1/%D8%AE%D8%B7%D8%A9-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%A7%D8%B3%D8%AA%D9%8A%D8%B7%D8%A7%D9%86-%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%83%D8%A8%D8%B1%D9%89%D8%9F%D8%AC%D9%85%D8%A7%D8%B9%D8%A7%D8%AA-%D8%A5%D8%B3%D8%B1%D8%A7%D8%A6%D9%8A%D9%84%D9%8A%D8%A9-1626006

This reads like a joke.
40 israelis illegally walk into syria and IDF deported them back to Israel.




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 >>/996241/
Yeah, that link took the English translation off. 
Yeah, poor victims. Supposedly left from Golan Hights, which was also Syria only a couple years ago.
Funny to think that the average Jew in Israel thinks the IDF are too pacifist and liberal.










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> spent hours to get back where we started
< take a break
Modern wagies disgust me. Man should be measured by output and productivity, not attempts and how much he thinks he tries.
































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> dogged Dezi in for the reward
and for nought, as cops never pay rewards
key weasel words being “up to”
they form a reward committee and come up with a parallel construction that suggests they were mere hours away from solving it themselves



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Its always the same fucking phenotype that plays the crisis actor here. Is that why they use it ? Because its hard to notice. Would not be suprised if this port arthur mother fucker was there on october 7th and the bondi attack too

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-26/tasmania-port-arthur-thirty-year-anniversary/106588810












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I want some vanilla ice cream and raisins. And scotch finger bikkies. Why didnt I go to the fuggen shops this arvo instead of going up the bush?  I did drag that bole I cut off down to the creek so it will wash out the rocks and dirt and i can cut it with the axe and chainsaw. Just gotta wait for a couple rainy days and then I'll shift it around to get it cleaned up.







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Cruisey said I could play it.

Interesting from the AI Sloppa
> Grand Theft Auto IV is rated MA 15+ (Mature Accompanied) in Australia for strong violence, strong coarse language, and sexual/durg references. The console version was modified for the Australian market to remove blood pools and adjust sexual encounters















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A lot of these bad home cars that loiter around here after dark have it so that their cabin lights don't come on when they open their doors.

Sometimes they drive past with no headlights on too.




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The cop stops a blonde for speeding. He walks to the car and says:
- Driving license!
- What's that? - asks the blonde.
- It's that thing that you open and you're face is in there.
The blonde brain's whizzing for the moment, and pulls out her mirror and hands it over to the cop.
The cop looks into it:
- You should have said you are a colleague.
















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Zipped down to the doctors. To get a blood test referral. No nurse on site due to the public holiday. Off I head to the blood collection place. ✅

Three (3) wankers in vintage cars parked on the road in a no stopping zone, no hazard lights on. When I checked the rear view mirror they were waiting for someone to come out of the servo. I had to slam the brakes, stop and give way to other cars to pass them.

First blood collection place CLOSED. Second place OPEN. ✅

Breakfast consumed. Three (3) crumpets. ✅

Time to get comfy.














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The Fat Orange Monster is furious
> 'You're a disgrace': One question sends Trump over the edge
>  >“I was waiting for you to read that, because I knew you would, because you’re horrible people,” Mr Trump responded, referring to the media.

> Trump administration provided 'lower level of security' than normal for dinner
>  >“When so many officials gather in one place for official functions such as an inauguration or State of the Union address, the Secretary of Homeland Security typically puts the Secret Service in charge of coordinating all security through a formal designation known as a ‘National Special Security Event’,” the newspaper explains.
>  >“There was no such designation on Saturday night at an event also attended by thousands of journalists and other government officials, according to local and federal officials who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss security details.”
https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/us-live-updates-white-house-correspondents-dinner-gunman-was-targeting-trump-officials/live-coverage/023e174ca253770840e3f42a4b66db2a#/entry/32481312








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Was in the jewish quarter of town, dropped in a coles to grab a few things. Jews everywhere. Saw multiple guys with kippahs, even some ultra orthodox jews with trenchcoats and twisty hair. And here's one thing cruisey doesn't want you to know: the rollmops fridge was in the kosher aisle - pickled herring is just another tentacle of the zog octopus




















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Windows explorer needs a function where you can pin a folder in a directory to the top of the list.
It gives you a hundred different ways you can sort the folders, but that is not always enough to get the ones you want at the front.
The only way you can sort of do it is to sort them alphabetically and rename the ones you want at the top with numbers in front of the name. But that is a crude way to have to do it.







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Not really crude, file names aren't cosmetic in widows. It's common in development to give all assets standard file prefixes to assist file management programs like Explorer. 
Then when you ship it, convert all the file names to binary for optimization in whatever engine you're running. Fucking Jason and his file naming conventions, if there's a collision it will be my foot and his ass







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looking at usb drives from 15 years ago, trying to remember what the fuck i was doing with it then, many have operating systems installed on them, some have encrypted partitions, I cannot remember the passwords
















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Went to the shops and bunnings. Wiped out, had a nap. Having a cup of tea and will make fud. Today crossed out apart from shopping. Terrrible flatulence. Car company discomfited about it.





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Now this is a story, gotta say it out loud,
’Bout the strength of the mob and the way we stay proud
From the red dirt roads to the saltwater air,
Blak fellas still standin’ with a story to share

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I was with my old mate and we went in his vintage car. We met up with another vintage car. I made the whole convoy stop at the servo so I could go in and freshen up in the toilet. When I got out there was a big line up of modern cars behind us and they were fuming more than my colon, lol.










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>  (Verse 1)
>  Been workin’ so hard, I’m draggin’ my feet
>  Boss on my back, won’t give me a seat
>  Eight hours, for what?
>  Just pain in the rear
>  Feels like somebody’s boot’s been parked back here

>  (Pre-Chorus)
>  I got this feeling
>  That life’s just kickin’ me down
>  I hit the ceiling
>  When I try to turn it around

>  (Chorus)
>  Tonight, I gotta cut loose, caboose
>  Shake off that workday noose
>  Please, Louise
>  Get this pain off of me
>  Jack, fight back
>  Ain’t takin’ no more flak
>  Lose the bruise
>  Everybody, free your caboose

>  (Verse 2)
>  Clock keeps tickin’, I’m losin’ my mind
>  Tryna walk straight but I’m leanin’ behind
>  Every step’s a chore
>  Like I’ve been cursed
>  Swear the universe is kickin’ me first

>  (Chorus)
>  Tonight, I gotta cut loose, caboose
>  No more feelin’ abused
>  Hey, hey
>  Gonna dance it away
>  Stand up tall
>  No more takin’ that fall
>  Break the news
>  Everybody, free your caboose







































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 >>/996487/
not really my thing
got roped into going by 'freinds'
the guy that owed me all the money pulled his misso's tits out of her tank top at one point, that was kind of funny
goldfinger's version of that 99 communist balloons was ok i guess
went to far too many concerts i didn't care for

















































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 >>/996532/
I just find the opening hard to get past with a random Pegasus character that you know dies because they never appeared before that point.

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He's a bit of a Star Trek Voyager Janeway character to me. Random bouts of mental insanity that make me wonder if they have Bipolar disorder or outright Schizophrenia.




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Apparently since last year Vitabrits is owned by Sanitarium, the same as Weet-Bix. It used to be uncle Tobys. I checked because the box no longer has uncle Tobys on it. It doesn't say Sanitarium either though. You have to check online who owns it.
I get the Vitabrits not the Weet-Bix. Weet-Bix contain vitamin powder, sugar and other additives. Vitabrits are just Wheat and salt.
I hope they don't stop making them or change the recipe.





































































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My dick is traumatised. my knob either feels nothing or gets overstimulated. sex and blowjobs feel pointless. this makes me depressed. at least i can still cum and maybe have kids one day though



























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I gotta get in shape now. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on it'll be 50 push-ups each morning, 50 pull-ups. There will be no more pills, there will be no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on it'll be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.








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Hate this YouTube trend where creators make a proper video and then a few days later make a shorts version of it. So when I check my feed each morning half of it is shit I've already seen.








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I didnt know it was mormons. I thought it was those hillsong types. 
Adelaide seems to be a religious battlegrounds, where names of things are different churches. Lots of Jew shit in cbd, all those Elder streets are Mormon. Anglicans called everything King, Queen and Liz/Victoria/George. Irish Catholics hadnt learnt how to spell at that point. They called everything Muddy Rd, or Sandy beach. Hill street.
















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Need to go see etho. She probably expected me there already. Got two shifts today. Wanted a massage. My heel is really bad, feels like I have a glass splinter in it. Think its plantar fasciitis. Etho has a new cum fetish, think she's gone clucky.












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I don't like that YouTube doesn't give you an option to get certain channels and/or topics out of your recommended videos list. You need an account to do it now. You didn't use to.













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I once went through a drunk's apartment after he went to the hospital and didnt come back. It was unbelievably squalid and vile but I put on a gas mask and hoovered up over a hundered dollars in small change. It would have cost ten grand to decontaminate the place and get rid of the newspapers, rancid milk cartons and shitted in beds and sofas.















































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Went up the bush and heard some fuckwit drop 2 trees and on the way home I spotted the cunts car and his woman is iphoning him do something so i figured him for a show off retard who cant fell trees and now he cant get it out and looks stupid in front of his woman by larping as a bushman and is making a dangerous situation where if i go and call out his vandalism he will lose his butthurt shit someone goes to the morgue and someone goes to prison because eco warrior in full crusade mode so i walked away now im thinking i gotta start a program of tree spking like i was gonna do ages ago

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Went up the bush and heard some bloke drop a couple of trees, and on the way home I spotted his car. I was on the phone to him having a bit of a go, because honestly he looked like he was trying to play bushman without really knowing what he was doing. Bit of a mess, bit awkward for him, especially with me watching on. I thought about saying something in person, but figured it could turn into a pointless argument, so I just left it be and headed off. Ended up having a bit of a laugh to myself about the whole situation instead. Sometimes you’ve just got to shake your head and move on. 

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Dont be ecologically retarded. its in a reserve, the wood is wet, the trees were viable, the hookers are lazy and cut trees next to the track. Faggots dont respect trees or wood, they have piece of shit stoves that smoke prodigiously. I got all my wood from falls or logging scraps, these ones are 50 year regrowth, cut one fifth the way through their cycle so some cunt can get around at home in a t-shirt for a week or two.


















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ai slop is really good at some things though, like coming up with instrumental music that sounds vaguely like some theme or decade. Listening to a 2 hours of 80s instrumental rock right now that must be ai generated, it just piles on every 80s music guitar and synth  and snare drum cliche, and I love it.



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 >>/996807/
a less selfless neet would've chewed through the wood and plastic in the drum rather than his own foot, but this neet did the right thing to prevent the needless spread of microplastics in the environment. He has another foot anyway. Cruisey gets by fine with just one foot.

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went up the bush to where this wood hooker was cutting this arvo just to check and basically do a night patrol in the spooky silent wet forest with an owl and probably tigers doing their shit around me as i walked and i found the spot and looked and i think he took dead trees because there was no live branches left behind and the only thing that got ruined was some hard shelf fungus that i really dont know how to fix to the tree and keep it going so i propped it up and came home thinking of lying down in the ferns and going to sleep but i also was thinking of a plate of potatoes and my own bed which is probably a better spot to sleep



















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There was this cave in a cliff on the beach I used to hang out in when on holidays with the fam back in the day, it was quite remote and hard to access.

One day I went up there and found human faeces and used toilet paper. I felt violated. The smell.





































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 >>/996860/
They like it when you bring up their school and sports club casually in conversation.
< is that a medium or large?
>  first time I had a tendie burger was at craigmore high. I used to help the netball team get the nets unwrapped.










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Just about every forum I've had a quick read they all state it's crap, but of course it's the same few posters who bag it out and every other Disney/marvel movie they do the same, and the Disney fans bag out all the DC movies, it's all rather funny especially when it's pointed out they haven't even seen the movie in question. In the end one of them gets it right of course. Same as the movie Michael few posters said it's gonna bomb and it opened up to record box office. I don't pay any attention to them except to get a laugh.














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I found a parcel next to my front door yesterday evening. I hadn't been expecting anything. I think it might have been there since last week. I haven't been out the front in a while.

The parcel was clearly marked for a house further down the street. This is the first time the van postie has messed up like this.

I walked the parcel down to the house it was meant to go to. I was just going to leave it on the porch but the front door was open - just the screen door was closed - and these two massive dogs started barking at me and going nuts so I didn't think I should drop the parcel and leave since it might make me look suspicious or something so I waited while these shoulder-high monster dogs barked at me through a thin layer of fly screen, but no-one from inside came to the door to see why their dogs were going spacko so I had to press the doorbell and it was one of those ring ones with the camera and when I pressed it it started saying something to me but I couldn't understand it because of the deafening noise from the dogs so I just dropped the parcel on the mat and got out of there.

It was a bit of an ordeal.
















































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lol i was thinking of some home made piece of shit that gets swamped in the wash from a passing duck like the ones i seen for sale in online classifieds. Fail boats are a thing tho.








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I dislike these businesses whose eftpos receipt name is not their business name but rather some family trust name or similar. I want to know where I spent the money when I see it on my banking app.

















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When I used to sell on ebay I found that it was never worth it to pay extra for signatures on postage.

If the customer wants to scam you they will succeed, there is nothing you can do. You can prove they signed for and received something, but you can never prove what it was.

If they want to say he sent me an empty box, or the wrong item was in the box, they will get their money back.


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The LPO and shop was packed with normies and I had to wait for the neck tatts pink hair foid behind the counter to finish talking foid with another foid before I got my package. Cheese on special so I got 2 blocks, one for me and one for that NEET who asked. One day I will make my own cheese and ghost that fucking place. Absolutely no reason to have to sign for this package other than it was a chink seller. Gonna sharpen my knife properly and stab someone. Having a cup of tea and some panadol.










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lel just remembered when I was a kid back before supermarkets had barcode scanning and the checkout chick would punch in the price from a little price sticker on each item
unbeknownst to motherbat, I had spent the entire trip around the supermarket picking the price stickers off everything she put in the trolley




















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 >>/996997/
This would be funny if it weren't already literally happening.
Civitai got blocked
Porn got blocked
Everything is going to need government ID's
Video games are about to require government ID's
How long until social credit system and total kneeling on our throats by jews?




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Beautiful 😢 
> ‘It took nine seconds’: Claude AI agent deletes company’s entire database
https://www.the-independent.com/tech/claude-ai-agent-deletes-startup-anthropic-b2966176.html


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Went to do a bit on the canoe and set the cloth up all nice in the front pointy bit and measured out the resin and was all set and found I was out of hardener. Covered it all up and put everything back and now Im gonna look and see if I can get it online, Post 911, probably not. Stripped another big spar in the remaining daylight, absolutely filthy with rot and worm. I'll put it out to get some sun and air and it should be sound. Gonna light the fire and make Po Ta Tos for tea.








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I think a breakup with the misso is imminent, for real this time. 
I am so excited to drink lambs and wank in peace again honestly. Might get on the meff if I can find it. 
Imagine smoking meff and commanding AI agents to build my slopware until its daylight outside. God that sounds fun
















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My mind is fucked and I am just'd. Might either take some steroids or go buy alcohol and get smashed.
If I had a gf I could distract myself from the mental gape by raping her over and over but the jews kneel on me for some reason




















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Dinner was:
500g lean beef mince (10% fat)
250g Woolworths Mexican Style Rice microwavable Pouch
3/4 of 1 Old El Paso Taco Seasoning sachet

Brown mince in microwave on high, breaking up with spoon. add taco seasoning sachet and stir, return to microwave and cook for 5 minutes. Remove.
Cook rice in microwave according to directions (90 seconds).
Combine rice and mince mixture.

It was good NEETs. Very good.





























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There is a Youtuber I watch whose videos I like but he is so ugly I have to scroll down to the comments to get him off the screen and I just listen to him because I am so repulsed by the sight of his face.

























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I went to cancel my NBN service through the online app and when I clicked on the cancel button it gave me a pop-up saying "before you cancel would you be interested in a special offer from us" I clicked yes hoping I would get a big discount if I stayed but nothing happened.

Do you think they will email me the offer later or something? Nothing has happened yet.






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> Musha shugyō (武者修行), or "warrior’s quest," was a traditional Japanese martial arts pilgrimage where samurai, often ronin, traveled the country to hone their skills through intense training, duels, and combat experience. It was a method of spiritual and physical refinement (shugyō) that involved leaving home to face extreme challenges, often leading to personal transformation or new employment
Might go on a musha shugyo today neets






































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At the fish and chippery. An old guy sung out for help and needed a hand getting up off the chair. I did with another lady, but sort of sperged out. Think Im still a bit choofd. Now a lady is sitting next to me, probably ..
Then I got my order.


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Went up the bush to the local Wungaloid forest with a mate. I took my chainsaw and cut some trail. I must have cut down two doxen of those pinapple looking things, shid. I have to get through and I only cut 100m of trail, its getting ridiculously hard to push through to where I want to go.

















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