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Goon Afternoon NEET fellas of big circumference. 

How we all doin ? Moofie status ? 

Finally had some cash to do long overdue shopping with. Got a fresh air mattress from BCF. Some Koffee pods from Aldi (fuck it was busy there) and finally got some bits and bobs from Repco. Since when do Armour All become
More expensive than printer ink ? Fucking globohomomegacorp changed the bottle to orange and they now want 33 bucks for classic dash protectant. What in the fuck. Anyhows got a nice buzz going and chain smoking some cheap Marlboro lights I got from my brissy trip. Garn GYG on the way home. Just ordered (2) spicy chicken burrritos. No guac. A real solid 

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWAAAAWWWWGH

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I tried to add 8 total captcha exemptions. There are a few NEETs who should probably be included but idk who they are just yet.
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Odilli can you change how deleting posts kicks you out of the thread? that sucks. Doing a captcha each for ban and delete is gay too. It's better there is only one time required like two checkboxes and no captcha at all please mate.

I'll check to see which NEETs should have no captchas in a bit
















































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https://www.albawaba.com/ar/%D8%A3%D8%AE%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%B1/%D8%AE%D8%B7%D8%A9-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%A7%D8%B3%D8%AA%D9%8A%D8%B7%D8%A7%D9%86-%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%83%D8%A8%D8%B1%D9%89%D8%9F%D8%AC%D9%85%D8%A7%D8%B9%D8%A7%D8%AA-%D8%A5%D8%B3%D8%B1%D8%A7%D8%A6%D9%8A%D9%84%D9%8A%D8%A9-1626006

This reads like a joke.
40 israelis illegally walk into syria and IDF deported them back to Israel.




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 >>/996241/
Yeah, that link took the English translation off. 
Yeah, poor victims. Supposedly left from Golan Hights, which was also Syria only a couple years ago.
Funny to think that the average Jew in Israel thinks the IDF are too pacifist and liberal.










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> spent hours to get back where we started
< take a break
Modern wagies disgust me. Man should be measured by output and productivity, not attempts and how much he thinks he tries.
































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 >>/996267/
> dogged Dezi in for the reward
and for nought, as cops never pay rewards
key weasel words being “up to”
they form a reward committee and come up with a parallel construction that suggests they were mere hours away from solving it themselves



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Its always the same fucking phenotype that plays the crisis actor here. Is that why they use it ? Because its hard to notice. Would not be suprised if this port arthur mother fucker was there on october 7th and the bondi attack too

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-26/tasmania-port-arthur-thirty-year-anniversary/106588810












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I want some vanilla ice cream and raisins. And scotch finger bikkies. Why didnt I go to the fuggen shops this arvo instead of going up the bush?  I did drag that bole I cut off down to the creek so it will wash out the rocks and dirt and i can cut it with the axe and chainsaw. Just gotta wait for a couple rainy days and then I'll shift it around to get it cleaned up.







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Cruisey said I could play it.

Interesting from the AI Sloppa
> Grand Theft Auto IV is rated MA 15+ (Mature Accompanied) in Australia for strong violence, strong coarse language, and sexual/durg references. The console version was modified for the Australian market to remove blood pools and adjust sexual encounters















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A lot of these bad home cars that loiter around here after dark have it so that their cabin lights don't come on when they open their doors.

Sometimes they drive past with no headlights on too.




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The cop stops a blonde for speeding. He walks to the car and says:
- Driving license!
- What's that? - asks the blonde.
- It's that thing that you open and you're face is in there.
The blonde brain's whizzing for the moment, and pulls out her mirror and hands it over to the cop.
The cop looks into it:
- You should have said you are a colleague.
















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Zipped down to the doctors. To get a blood test referral. No nurse on site due to the public holiday. Off I head to the blood collection place. ✅

Three (3) wankers in vintage cars parked on the road in a no stopping zone, no hazard lights on. When I checked the rear view mirror they were waiting for someone to come out of the servo. I had to slam the brakes, stop and give way to other cars to pass them.

First blood collection place CLOSED. Second place OPEN. ✅

Breakfast consumed. Three (3) crumpets. ✅

Time to get comfy.














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The Fat Orange Monster is furious
> 'You're a disgrace': One question sends Trump over the edge
>  >“I was waiting for you to read that, because I knew you would, because you’re horrible people,” Mr Trump responded, referring to the media.

> Trump administration provided 'lower level of security' than normal for dinner
>  >“When so many officials gather in one place for official functions such as an inauguration or State of the Union address, the Secretary of Homeland Security typically puts the Secret Service in charge of coordinating all security through a formal designation known as a ‘National Special Security Event’,” the newspaper explains.
>  >“There was no such designation on Saturday night at an event also attended by thousands of journalists and other government officials, according to local and federal officials who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss security details.”
https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/us-live-updates-white-house-correspondents-dinner-gunman-was-targeting-trump-officials/live-coverage/023e174ca253770840e3f42a4b66db2a#/entry/32481312








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Was in the jewish quarter of town, dropped in a coles to grab a few things. Jews everywhere. Saw multiple guys with kippahs, even some ultra orthodox jews with trenchcoats and twisty hair. And here's one thing cruisey doesn't want you to know: the rollmops fridge was in the kosher aisle - pickled herring is just another tentacle of the zog octopus




















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Windows explorer needs a function where you can pin a folder in a directory to the top of the list.
It gives you a hundred different ways you can sort the folders, but that is not always enough to get the ones you want at the front.
The only way you can sort of do it is to sort them alphabetically and rename the ones you want at the top with numbers in front of the name. But that is a crude way to have to do it.







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Not really crude, file names aren't cosmetic in widows. It's common in development to give all assets standard file prefixes to assist file management programs like Explorer. 
Then when you ship it, convert all the file names to binary for optimization in whatever engine you're running. Fucking Jason and his file naming conventions, if there's a collision it will be my foot and his ass







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looking at usb drives from 15 years ago, trying to remember what the fuck i was doing with it then, many have operating systems installed on them, some have encrypted partitions, I cannot remember the passwords
















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Went to the shops and bunnings. Wiped out, had a nap. Having a cup of tea and will make fud. Today crossed out apart from shopping. Terrrible flatulence. Car company discomfited about it.





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Now this is a story, gotta say it out loud,
’Bout the strength of the mob and the way we stay proud
From the red dirt roads to the saltwater air,
Blak fellas still standin’ with a story to share

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I was with my old mate and we went in his vintage car. We met up with another vintage car. I made the whole convoy stop at the servo so I could go in and freshen up in the toilet. When I got out there was a big line up of modern cars behind us and they were fuming more than my colon, lol.










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>  (Verse 1)
>  Been workin’ so hard, I’m draggin’ my feet
>  Boss on my back, won’t give me a seat
>  Eight hours, for what?
>  Just pain in the rear
>  Feels like somebody’s boot’s been parked back here

>  (Pre-Chorus)
>  I got this feeling
>  That life’s just kickin’ me down
>  I hit the ceiling
>  When I try to turn it around

>  (Chorus)
>  Tonight, I gotta cut loose, caboose
>  Shake off that workday noose
>  Please, Louise
>  Get this pain off of me
>  Jack, fight back
>  Ain’t takin’ no more flak
>  Lose the bruise
>  Everybody, free your caboose

>  (Verse 2)
>  Clock keeps tickin’, I’m losin’ my mind
>  Tryna walk straight but I’m leanin’ behind
>  Every step’s a chore
>  Like I’ve been cursed
>  Swear the universe is kickin’ me first

>  (Chorus)
>  Tonight, I gotta cut loose, caboose
>  No more feelin’ abused
>  Hey, hey
>  Gonna dance it away
>  Stand up tall
>  No more takin’ that fall
>  Break the news
>  Everybody, free your caboose







































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not really my thing
got roped into going by 'freinds'
the guy that owed me all the money pulled his misso's tits out of her tank top at one point, that was kind of funny
goldfinger's version of that 99 communist balloons was ok i guess
went to far too many concerts i didn't care for

















































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I just find the opening hard to get past with a random Pegasus character that you know dies because they never appeared before that point.

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He's a bit of a Star Trek Voyager Janeway character to me. Random bouts of mental insanity that make me wonder if they have Bipolar disorder or outright Schizophrenia.




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Apparently since last year Vitabrits is owned by Sanitarium, the same as Weet-Bix. It used to be uncle Tobys. I checked because the box no longer has uncle Tobys on it. It doesn't say Sanitarium either though. You have to check online who owns it.
I get the Vitabrits not the Weet-Bix. Weet-Bix contain vitamin powder, sugar and other additives. Vitabrits are just Wheat and salt.
I hope they don't stop making them or change the recipe.





































































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My dick is traumatised. my knob either feels nothing or gets overstimulated. sex and blowjobs feel pointless. this makes me depressed. at least i can still cum and maybe have kids one day though



























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I gotta get in shape now. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on it'll be 50 push-ups each morning, 50 pull-ups. There will be no more pills, there will be no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on it'll be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.






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