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 >>/999424/
Hi nuro. My mate reckons the earth is flat, can I get a QRD on the zog psyops on this? Is flat earth the psyop or is it a counter psyop?
Whether it's real or not it really challenges the mainstream globohomo narrative.
Imagine we've been lied to so hard that it's actually true.
At this point I can't even believe the news or the goverment speeches. It looks like a parody of 1984




 >>/999428/
You can run a business that makes money with a TFN or ABN as long as it doesn't make much money it's classified as a hobby. The rules on this are a bit blurry but basically if it only makes irregular and small amounts of money it doesn't have to have taxes filed for it.




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If you are acting a sole trader you could probably get away with it, but for whatever reason if you need to need create a legal corporate entity and get an abn / acn to get business tier pricing or show other companies you are legit cenno will flip the fuck out over that. You Not meant to have an active ABN or a be a director of a company while recieving benefits. I went through all this shit when i was out of action for a few months when i needed my elbow surgeries and wanted a to get a healthcare card to dem cheap dergs. Had to notify ASIC i was pausing trading and fill out another mountain of paper werk.

I am still wondering what in fuck your business plan might be and why you would want to tell cenno about it. 

The correct way to this is you need to ask you Employment provider to get you on the NEIS. The New Enterprise Investment Scheme. If you have a legit business idea you can apply through the NEIS (its just not box ticking you need to get busineess insurance and everything ) they will evaluate your proposal and costings. If all go well you basically get a year of dole money with no reporting and bullshit obligations to give your business idea a go. 

https://apm.net.au/job-seekers/self-employment-assistance/neis

This is also how fuckwit constantly craps on about my roughting the NDIS. Nope Never had anything to do with that shit. It was the NEIS that got me off the government teet and back on the road to financial independance.





I was talking to the 85 y.o lady next door and her son in the front yard earlier and she forgot a name and he said to her "That's your dementia" and then told me that she has vascular dementia.

He told me that right in front of her. How rude. I don't even know them well. Then she started explaining about how the blood doesn't get to her brain properly or whatever it was the doctors told her.

These people will gossip about anything. No concern for privacy. No concern for dignity.

If you get diagnosed with medical conditions NEETs don't tell anyone.

































































 >>/999503/
Not Lord Nuro, but I took every reflector and safety piece of crap off my bike (they're legally required for importation and sale) and just resolved to never ride outside of sunrise and sunset.
Flashing lights on a bike during the day is ridiculous. We already know where you are because of the massive fucking hold up you're causing on the road.












I keep telling Motherbat that I'm happy to have pie and chips or whatever for dindins, but if she wants to do that we should just get a couple of pies (or a family pie) from the bakery that day and gently reheat it for dinner. Frozen pies cannot compete.

































































These were okay for a snack at 2 for $7.00:
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/6034083/corn-harvest-corn-chips-salsa-jalapeno

https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/6034076/corn-harvest-corn-chips-salsa-piri-piri

Haven't had the red box yet.




 >>/999593/
For every negative thing you say about someone you should try to say one positive thing as well to balance out.

I reckon Ricky is less into political correctness than most of those types. I enjoyed his speeches at those award shows back in the day roasting those Hollywood clowns.







might draw a mustache and eyeliner and a dick on my face with a permanent marker and go down the shops and be all oblivious like I'm a victim of a cruel practical joke and then wait until some QT points it out and go to pieces in front of her so she give me some sympathy




lol house down the street had The Grout Guy there all morning
SA Water just rocked up
I'd say The Grout Guy took out more than their old grout or put in more than just their new grout, like maybe a big fuckin hole




https://www.nine.com.au/sport/athletics/news-2026-gout-gout-vegemite-partnership-sponsorship-buys-house-family-20260213-p5o264.html
Vegemite sponsoring this ebon gentleman with the unhealthy sounding name seems like a target rich environment for racists.


 >>/999615/
I am boycotting Cadburys too because of that bizzarre ad with the random middle aged neger being comforted over the phone by his father who hid a block of chocolate in the negers glovebox.
Negers are not products to be sold to us.
























 >>/999580/
Parafield Gardens has a salad bar that is better than any of their meals 
Cross keys will be 20 odd but is very good. Especially any fish. 
The one at sefton plaza is cheap. So is the one near yatala. Great north or something.







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Goon EvilNEETs

Had an interesting day, half good, half bad, dont want to get into it. Trying to forget about it aleady.

Unwinding. Its pouring rain and i feel relaxed with the cool pitter patter. Got some thai for din dins, popped some champas, sneaking in a valium and going to try stay away from any news or twatter drama and stick to some you toob vids. 

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 >>/999651/
Hey Nuro. 
I'm just waiting out some potential badness and camping my in-box. The weather in NEET land is always doledrums but at least there is plenty of food and all the thrills you can make for yourself. Went out on my bike to get some plastic from the tip shop. Absolute waste of time and the junk jews charge more than facebook marketplace for absolute shit. Funny how the thriving markets can get jewish after a while and start selling used spark plugs and the shit that people used before cordless tools. Gumtree is unusable now, Ebay is only good for niche finds. Havent tried slurping silver cutlery to be re-melted yet. Probably all gone now too. Bottom feeder crab people squabbling over the detritus from Atlantis, getting pounded by the rising brown tide. 

Gonna go shopping.







Windows should let you sort the folders in a directory one way, and the files another.
I want the folders in my downloads directory sorted alphabetically, and the files by date.
But no you can't do it. You can't do anything.



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I finished reading Ringworld and The Ringworld Engineers by Larry Niven.
The second book was another case of the mystery being better than the solution to the mystery. I did not like what he came up with.
There are two more books in the series but they were written many years later and do not have good ratings. I may come back to them later but for now I have switched to reading The Mote in God's Eye.






 >>/999676/
The second book was written a decade after the first, it's not like hyperion where a single integrated story was split across two novels published a year after one another. Niven was definitely post peak by the time he wrote engineers. If you want more peak niven, try his other early novel, protector.



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Authors don't truly need to provide solutions to their mysteries to be successful - george rr martin has been stacking mystery after mystery onto his game of thrones series for the past 30 years, it's very unlikely we'll ever get answers to most of them before he dies, but he's hugely successful as a writer.































 >>/999687/
This is the ultimate blackpill that got-tards can't deal with. Hollywood jews didn't make the ending retarded, the ending was always going to be retarded. Martin  planned the whole thing out back in 1990, he was always an architect, the gardener thing was bullshit.



















The checkout girl with the high white forehead could tell I was a paranoid from the complete lack of unpackaged foodstuffs in my trolley. Rapidly repacking my groceries into my crate and swiftly handing over money without a word, I depart into the empty streets with empty feels. My body craves calories, boiled eggs and salt for supper. Good Night NEETs.













































Had a look at those cans of condensed milk that NEET meme'd me into buying. Its just milk, potassium sorbate and thickener. It doesnt even have a long shelf life. Gonna open a can later and have a taste.






















 >>/999797/
This is a guess at how webber's physical appearance is from a astrology physical typing system book:

Combining the dominant Taurus stellium with Aquarius rising and Capricorn as the ascendant ruler, the picture is someone on the taller end with a solid, well-built frame — broad-shouldered and physically strong, warm-bodied, the kind of person who carries weight well and builds muscle easily. The face is full and soft rather than angular, with large heavy-lidded eyes set slightly wide apart, a generous and sensual mouth, and a notably high or broad forehead. The hair is likely thick and beautiful, possibly fine or wavy in texture, tending toward brown unless the gene pool runs fairer. The voice is probably one of their most noticeable features — rich, resonant, and memorable. The overall impression is unhurried, grounded, and quietly magnetic: not immediately flashy, but the kind of presence people find themselves drawn to and don't easily forget.

 >>/999797/
Summarised birth chart. I could put past history, current life events or future predicted events in too.

This is a person of enormous interior depth who presents as more detached and independent than they actually are. Three personal planets in Taurus — Sun, Moon, and Mercury — create a core self built around groundedness, loyalty, sensory comfort, and a deep attachment to home and private life. Once they form a feeling or conviction it sticks, and once they commit to someone or something they are in completely. The Aquarius rising creates a genuine paradox: the face shown to the world reads as cool, unconventional, and intellectually independent, while the interior is warm, earthy, and craving deep security. People may find them hard to read at first, and that's partly intentional — intimacy is approached slowly but valued absolutely once trust is established.
Relationships are one of the central themes of the chart. Mars and Jupiter conjunct in Virgo in the 7th house draws them toward capable, analytical, and exacting partners, though that same energy can tip into criticism or unrealistic standards. More significantly, the North Node in Leo sits in the 7th — the soul's evolutionary direction points toward creative self-expression shared intimately with another person, moving away from a habitual pattern of self-effacement and keeping oneself at arm's length. The life lesson is learning to be seen, to love generously, and to allow others to truly love them back rather than carrying things quietly alone.
The 10th house tells a story of tension around career and public recognition — Saturn retrograde conjunct Uranus in Capricorn suggests a complicated relationship with authority and achievement, possibly a father figure who was absent or demanding, and a sense of not being recognised for what they actually are. There's a restlessness here, a drive to break from conventional paths and find something original, with Neptune adding idealism and occasional confusion about direction. Pluto in Scorpio in the 9th reinforces the theme of periodic, total transformation — their beliefs and worldview have likely been dismantled and rebuilt more than once, and what they come to believe is hard-won and held with real conviction.


The normies next door with the young kids are painting their house. The problem is that its brick and has deep bits between the bricks where the concrete goes so even if they get white paint into the concrete bits then it will always have a shadow that will make the white look kinda grey from a distance. Also it looks like a fucky job with the sprayer and looks shit already. They could have gone for a walk in the nieghbourhood and every single house is made of brick and one in fifty is painted and then the bricks are different with shalllow joints. They must be vaccinated.



















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Goon Afternoon NEETs. 

You are not going to believe this. My Titter account I pay for has been suspended after simply replying  to a post regarding the Royal commission on hand rubbing.

I was not even talking about them for fuck sake ! I was actually having an innocent dig at the government with all their new buzzwords. A Royal Commision on anti-semitism is all it needed to be called. I have no idea what the hell social cohesion is meant to represent and now because I made a quip about it I am now in twitter jaiil. Would not be suprised if I get a visit from a police woman with dead. Eyes in hijab…. 

Talmudic = Jewish holy book of rules 
resilience = buzzword post Covid to refer to high level government plannnong



 >>/999768/
- When did you start working at this company?
- When they said they fire'll fire me.

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- Did you get any recommendation from the company?
- Yes, they recommended to seek another job.

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Boss to the new secretary:
- Your pay is only a skirt, but don't worry, we'll raise it often.
















































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 >>/999876/
The ausneets neet compound will be a binge positive place. At the end of each day each neet will brag about what he's consumed that day, the biggest binger will get his food paid for the next day by the rest of the neets. Once the true alpha executive emerges he will be nearly unstoppable.











































I will be posting my junk food consumption every day in the hope the shame will force me to behave better. In addition to regular meals, had a slice of walnut banana bread, a small chocolate fudge bar, a small bar of nestle crunch, and a sesame snack (I've had far worse days than this). Tomorrow I will restrain myself to no more than 1 small piece of junk food.






 >>/999925/
Here are some of the actual line items from the budget:
- $124M for powerful Jewish lobby group the Executive Council of Australian Jewry (which is behind Australia's new "hate speech" laws)
- $207.4M to "combat the influences of anti-Semitism, violent extremism and hate"
- $46.7M in financial support for the Jewish community
- $41M for various education department anti-Semitism initiatives
- $9M for a hate crimes database
- $68.8M for National Security Investigations teams (hate speech and social media post police)
- $32.6M on social cohesion public awareness campaigns
- $793M for "Closing the Gap" policies for aboriginals
- $36.6M to help aboriginals to vote
- $48.3M for aboriginal hostels
- $4.2M for a new National Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Cultural Precinct
- $6.8M for aboriginals to "own, access and manage water"
- $308.6M to "end gender-based violence"
- $50.4M to continue investigating alleged Afghanistan war crimes
- $6.6M to give missiles to the UAE
- $64.6M to recruit Papua New Guineans into the Australian Defence Force
- $16.6M to investigate sexual violence in the ADF
- $24.7M to recycle solar panels
- $112.7M for gambling addicts
- $25.3M on the India-Australia Comprehensive Strategic Partnership, mainly for a grants and fellowships program
- $167.3M for Nauru
- $550M to "support high‑quality, climate‑resilient infrastructure in the Pacific and Timor‑Leste"
- $33.2M for Indonesia
- $68.5M for HIV treatment for immigrants who are not eligible for Medicare
- $449.3M for RSV vaccines
- $10.8M to "provide community‑led health literacy education to refugee and migrant women"
- $7.7M to boost refugee employment
- $74.2M to fight abuse of the refugee visa system
- $27M to make migrant workers follow the law
- $19.8M to fight abuse of the student visa system

 >>/999925/
This aggresive neglect will not stand man. As soon as I have turned my life around I will be starting the neet and disabled union to represent dole bludgers everywhere. We will lobby the government, buy off politicians and channel taxpayer bakshish to neets through a network of NGOs and NDIS fronts.
























































 >>/999989/
Seppo that has been filming himself for the past six months or so going up to blacks and calling them niggers. Today he did it and the nog sucker punched him when his back was turned, so he shot him dead.
Hopefully it finally triggers RaHoWa kek.


































Looking at the movies at the cinema for tonight, the only candidates are a action sports showcase and "backrooms" horror mystery scifi. Also playing michael jackson concerts but how the hell people still wanna go see that next level pedo after "Leaving Neverland". Dupes be dupes I guess.

Frustrated by inconsistency in the Woolworths Light Tasty 1kg cheese blocks.
Sometimes they taste really good - strong flavour - while other times you will get a block which is very bland and rubbery.
Dealing with a bland one right now. Staring at it dolefully.











I reckon you could empty the plastic rice pouch before heating it and then heat the rice up in a bowl.
The question would be whether the toxic chemicals from the plastic have already leached into the rice even before it gets microwaved.










I got a big get on 4chan during the 2016 era.
I forget what the number was but my post said "fix /pol/ moot".
He had done something stupid to it at the time, you could barely use it. Epstein probably told him to.






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2 Aussie's portion sizes are out of control.
I confess I have done worse, but when you see it like this you know that we have a problem in society.
That is enough steak for three people.
We are all out of control.






















































I dont understand this thread pitch gauge. It says whitworth 55degrees on one side and metrisch 60degrees on the other but when i flip the leaves out it doesnt say which ones are which. Some have G stamped after the number and the others dont. Both types are stamped on the same side and its the metrisch side so all of them are metrisch if you believe the gauge. I think im gonna sort out which ones are metrisch and which ones are whitworth and then take it apart and make it make fukn sense. Then im gonna buy a UN gauge.








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really got to do that thing where I move to an isolated martial arts monastery in the mountains and study for 10 years, leading a life of intense physical conditioning, martial arts training and meditation. Might do it tomorrow. It's the only way to turn my life around.








 >>/1000125/
The trauma that's stored in the body can. The body is interlinked with the soul. There are energy batteries / capacitors called meridians all throughout the body usually at organs. If the connections between these get blocked you can get pain there or other ailment. Then there is also the chakras which I don't know how they work.




















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Goon Morning Fellas

What we all got planned for today ?

Had a comfy morning in bed popped a valium  Nice and cool rugged up in my freshly washed doonahs catching up on some youtube and mongin out. Just garn make a cobbee and might have an early morning ciggie for a change.



Apparently the new guy at the BWS here tried to steal $10 from her when she bought some wine for me yesterday.
It was $24 and she handed him $54 and when he asked if she wanted a receipt she said no and he handed her $20 change instead of $30. She said he then crossed his arms and she could tell from his body language and defensiveness when she called it out that it wasn't an accident.
Told her to write BWS HQ and report the day and time, but she won't. Guarantee the prick is doing this to every old person who comes in.
















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 >>/1000150/
Your poor grandmother has been taken for her pension by that villaineous craig at BWS. Tell her that I sympathise and will refund her money as a discount on any bottle of english sherry or port or whichever libation the elderly ladies persistently drink in surprisingly large amounts.




































@ dubways
12 inch italian herbs cheese
Toasted
Chicken schnitty
Tasty cheese
Avocado
Every salad except olives and spinach
Chipotle southwest
It’s delicious
Thinking about weber

















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Bought a gerni off some foid on gumtree who didnt know how much it was worth and had a go just now. Hosed the leaves and dirt and moss and the bins and the gerni and the blasted shit back off the walls and just up in the air for fun. 10/10 tool would recommend.































 >>/1000245/
did you ask odilli yet to change the redirect after deleting? also it would be nice if i just stayed logged in all the time.
> click delete post
> required to log in
> redirected to mod panel
> click ausneets
> click board front page
> scroll to and click thread
> click moderator view
> now I can delete again.
Do you see why this is shit?












 >>/1000265/
1. The email is publicly available on site. Try to find it yourself.
2. The mental case doesn't do it all day, but a handful to a dozen times a day. And not even every day. I know because I delete the "orphans" (ie the files that remain in the db).
3. I'm deleting such crap for many years in amounts you are lucky you don't have to face. Including the ones this mental case posts here. But beyond him I have to deal with many more mental cases such as you.
















 >>/1000266/
1. I already emailed it and got no response, you are a gypsy
2. He does it 5-10 times a day, used to be more until odilli implemented my requests, you are a gypsy
3. you are a mental case, and a gypsy
just kidding. I am only taking the piss shiban

























Went to the ye olde sweet shop and got some english lollies from the sugar dealer. Bought wine gums, custard and rhubarb and some aniseed gobstoppers. Wanted to get the blackcurrant and licorice bon bons but wrapped lollies are a tactical no-no as the wrapper could get loose and identify you to forensics.
































Some one either spewed or dropped their goyslurp on the footpath outside the cunt neighbours who always chucks his butts on my lawn. I didnt get up close and examine it. If it was outside my house I would blast it somewhere else with the gerni.




















































 >>/1000367/
Key Harry Potter spells starting with 'R' include Reparo (repairs items), Reducto (breaks solid objects), Riddikulus (defeats boggarts), and Relashio (releases constraints). Other R-spells include the shrinking charm Reducio, the energizing spell Rennervate, and the detection charm Revelio.






I zipped down to Officeworks to pick up the my Click and Collect order. A man with a helmet was lying down on the other side of the road. Not to move him, they put down traffic cones and blocked a lane. A police with lights and siren was whizzing towards their direction.

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Goon Morning NEETs

Comfy Saturday Morning. absolutely loving the the cooler weather. Just going to mong out for a couple of hours...

Its funny how IGAy keeps reminding us all how badly he got mind raped and decisively lost the War of the Steamers in the battle of the pan.





WHITE AUSTRALIA PARTY

Dear Member,

The Commonwealth has today registered the Criminal Code (Prohibited Hate Group—White Australia) Regulations 2026 (F2026L00583). 

This regulation specifies White Australia (including the aliases White Australia Party and WAP) as a prohibited hate group under Part 5.3B of the Criminal Code Act 1995 (Cth).

The listing takes effect on 16 May 2026. 

All members must immediately take all reasonable steps to cease being a member of the organisation.

To formally resign your membership (which will assist you in establishing the statutory defence under s 114B.1):

Send a short email to privacy@whiteausparty.org

In the body of the email, state exactly:

“I hereby resign my membership of White Australia Party Inc. effective immediately.â€

Keep a copy of your sent email (including the date and time stamp) for your records.

This email address will be unmonitored post 12:00am. The sending of the email will serve as proof of immediate reasonable steps undertaken by our members to cease being a party member.

Continued membership or engagement after 16 May 2026 may expose individuals to serious criminal liability under Division 114B of the Criminal Code, including offences carrying up to 15 years’ imprisonment.

The Party has today commenced urgent proceedings in the High Court of Australia challenging the validity of the listing and the underlying legislation. We will provide further updates as soon as they are available.

This notice is issued to assist members in taking the reasonable steps required by law.

Yours sincerely,

Thomas Anthony Sewell

National President

White Australia Party Inc.


 >>/1000403/
I heard about on the radio in the store and it said it was a "controversial statue" not a bust in some gallery garden. I feel like thats disengenuous for them to report it like that, its like they put a spin on it to make it a bigger deal than it really is. Starting to suspect the news on the radio is propaganda for some nefarious reasons beyond the understanding of my naieve NEET mind.

























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