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Why not drop in to one of my cellars and pick up some sweets and crisps to go with you film tonight? I recommend a hard liquor in a glass flask to go with your entertainment, we sell wide mouth bottles that can be used for handy relief so you dont need to leave your seat during the show.























































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Taylor Swift is a soulless industry plant who's a perfect symbol of the clown hell globohomo world we live in being the daughter of billionaire bankers. This no talent, unremarkable, autistic cunt has been shoved desperately into her fame and shilled like a North Korean dictator to the point that low functioning women and retards revere her because their porn screens tell them to. A complete evil icon of the backwards fucked reality of the modern day where nothing is real or good anymore.

You look at past music icons. Elvis, Beatles, Nirvana, etc... they were all working class that came from virtually nowhere. Yet this fucking cunt has been a fraud and a plant since day one. Every song sounds the exact same and is the exact same four cord progression of basic bitch shit designed to highlight her mediocre voice. And this little Soros cultivated shabbos nigger and her disgusting family have spent the last decade plus desperately using every trick and level of power possible to further shove this no good fucking cunt down our throats purely for the narcissism of this fucking cunt and now to enact evil globohomo kikery.

Now this stupid anti-male cunt is being used to destroy the last bastions of masculinity while pushing politics and normalizing Pfizer death shots in this complete sham of a relationship with some faggot gorilla nigger beard in a completely fake relationship the jew media is doing their best to shit all over everyone. All leading up to this fucking fake cunt piece of shit endorsing Biden and the kike media turning the next election into Taylor Vs. Trump since their fucking faggot is so pathetic. And then we get another four years of intensified clown hell because of this fucking no good evil cunt with narcissistic talentless billionaire’s daughter post wall continued to shit all over us by jew media...























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Oh, I remember you driving to my house
In the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh
When you know you're 'bout to cry
And I know your favorite songs
And you tell me 'bout your dreams
Think I know where you belong
Think I know it's with me

Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along, so why can't you see?
You belong with me
Standing by and waiting at your back door
All this time, how could you not know, baby?
You belong with me, you belong with me





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Ironed a polo. Absolutely infuriating activity. Felt like I was just creasing it more as I moved the thing around. 
Every time I do it I'm almost in tears from the anger and frustration. Its like the fabric is just yelling at me telling me I'm a mong. 
Anyway it came out half decent, needs more practice but even the collar looked acceptable.





















































































































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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yq2jJLswL8I

The smoke clears out and he's been awakened
He said this life could be mine for the takin'
She needs a drink so she starts shakin'
And played the victim 'til his heart starts breakin'
No real tears 'cause she don't mean it
This landscape used to be so scenic
And he could make it out if he could dream it
Risin' up from the ash, he's a phoenix

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That twitter space went from pure white nationalism to mental anti-vaxxer WEF chicks and some wogs who love immigrants because they 'work hard' 
Women shouldn't be allowed in politics







































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I am watching Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation. It is my new anime.
It is about a 34 year old NEET who is hit by a car and dies and then he wakes up reincarnated as a baby in a fantasy world.

















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 >>/816802/
Other antinutrients present in faba bean include trypsin inhibitors, which have a crystalline globulin structure and retard growth in mammals and chickens by causing pancreatic hypertrophy [100]. It has been shown that the presence of trypsin inhibitors during digestion inhibits the activity of enzymes such as trypsin, chymotrypsin, and pancreatic enzymes, hence reducing the digestion and absorption of protein.










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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/gross-reason-taylor-swift-seats-were-abandoned-for-two-hours/news-story/bd8d6e7f281837a3053f3d184106aaa3
> Gross pictures have emerged showing the aftermath of a “drunk man” who vomited on and around the seats of people waiting to hear Taylor Swift at last night’s Melbourne show.
> News.com.au understands people seated in the area were waiting up to two hours for the mess to be cleaned up.
big chunder dunder



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motherbat is labouring under the impression that the vet will test that piss this morning and let her know
she wont let me drink alcohol until we've been back
they'll be out of pepper pies by she realises the vet did her dirty





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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-16/alexei-navalny-reported-dead-russian-prison/103479214
What's the verdict, NEETs?
Did Putin have him killed?
Did the Ukranians organise it?
Medical episode?
Totally random?







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* never heard of the guy before today
* he was already in jail serving a long sentence, why would putin bother to have him killed?
* thank god western liberals never use the justice system to persecute their political enemies
* note how loyalists just started insisting navalny had been murdered without the slightest bit of evidence



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> why would putin bother to have him killed?


> Russia’s next election is likely to put Putin in power for longer than anyone since Peter the Great
https://theconversation.com/russias-next-election-is-likely-to-put-putin-in-power-for-longer-than-anyone-since-peter-the-great-220496

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I've heard the guy was mostly irrelevant. I think it'd be like Palmer going to prison or something. Going on a hunger strike in a Russian prison in the arctic seems like a pretty easy way to die though. It wouldn't surprise me if it was all just natural.

















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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/hook-ups-break-ups/all-the-best-robert-irwin-splits-from-girlfriend-rorie-buckey/news-story/95ff0d547891f4a6902038b052a40eb9
I knew he was gay. Evidently she got tired of waiting for him to pork her.





































































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All this Taylor Swift stuff everywhere.
I thought it would be over with the superbowl but now she is here.
Makes me wonder if life is a simulation. Something feels unnatural about it all.
The seppos could feel it too. They thought it might be a CIA op. I think it might go even deeper.









































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> Donald Trump fined over $500 million in fraud case
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-17/donald-trump-fined-over-500-million-in-fraud-case/103480604

> Putin Says Russia Prefers Biden to Trump Because He’s ‘More Predictable’
https://time.com/6695182/putin-russia-joe-biden-donald-trump-preference/















































































































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Weber: https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fitness/weight-loss/youre-not-going-to-be-back-next-year-wakeup-call-that-sparked-aussie-dads-70kg-weight-loss/news-story/6b17028abae51e0f45f1beb726c6c6f3










































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What a wild uber ride. Got the beers and then he asked if he could go to maccas. Just because of the audacity I said yes, then he drove over a divider in the carpark, couldn't find the drive thru, and was asking me about house prices relative to their distance from major shopping centers. Then went on a spiel about how Indians are 'chill' because they 'go with the flow' when the power goes out. 
I hate them so much



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Yes I know and in my previous travels I have presented myself as such. The 'enlightened Everyman', friend of the proletariat, bogan intellectual. Very cringe as I reflect on it. Will make those dirty browns bow before me in future.





































































































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Took Motherbat to the Middleton Hotel for lunch. I had a chiggen parmi and she had the roast pork. Drove about Port Elliot for a bit and then back to Victor. Stopped for ice cream at the Yilki Deli. I had a tropical Frosty Fruit and she had an original Magnum. Drove up the bluff and then back home. Having a stdout.










































































































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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
> Donald Trump’s golden $399 shoes sell out immediately
https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/donald-trumps-golden-399-shoes-sell-out-immediately/news-story/4cb8465a0992f96b97636bd5bcc4977d



























































































































































































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Would like to have an infant baby. Think it would be very cute. Nice to watch as their neck muscles strengthen and they can hold their head up. Look at women in public ogling me when I carry them. Watching vlogs of new Dads and it seems incredibly wholesome. 
Sad that women don't want this


















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Normies will go heavily into penury to attain a level of accoutrements (and this includes middle management jerbs), that they see as symbolic, somehow, of success and wealth but its mummery in the end as they build their sand castles in comfort and faux opulence.


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Why would anyone want to go into middle management beyond HR?
I have heard experiences of people avoiding it because they hate that it's mostly managing people and often de-attached from their previous responsibilities.

















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