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``And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder
One of the four beasts saying,
'Come and see.' and I saw, and behold a white horse..
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts
And I looked, and behold a pale horse
And his name that sat on him was death, and hell followed with him,,




























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Started YouTube for  fun in 2015 & it became my job! I've now cut back to only 14 videos a week & have gone back to making music & movies again! I'm high energy! I talk fast! I talk a lot! I geek out all over the place & feel no shame about it! I Curse & I drink in my videos, but I'm always nice...mostly!







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When any man has a bodily discharge, the discharge is unclean.
Whether it continues flowing from his body or is blocked, it will make him unclean.
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The strictest interpretation is being applied


































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I was asleep and it felt like someone was grabbing my legs and pulling on me but when I got the courage to turn over and look there was no-one there.
Very disturbing. Had to get up to psychologically recover.



























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Took Motherbat to Coles at 6am. She had a meltdown because they didn’t have any egg nog that she promised the grand kids. Had to take her to Woolworths when they opened at 7am. Electrician is supposedly coming to fix his apprentices’ work this morning. Can’t wait for this week to be over.






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TFW NO..
N-NO 
My boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy
My obsession from a Western, my dance floor date
My rodeo Romeo, a cowboy god from head to toe
Wanna make you mine, better get in line
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 >>/932807/
Sorry NEET, I had to wake you up and ask you if I could eat those sausages in your fridge but you started skitzing out and I decided I didnt want them in the end. Also you are out of crackers and cheese.















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Ok neets, womboflix will be showing a movie for christmas, but we need the help of our finest kino experts to select it. Some suggestions that have already been made are:

Scrooged(1988)
It's a Wonderful Life(1946)

I may also play some christmas episodes from futurama and 90s era simpsons












No. 932875 [Preview] [Reply]
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> 4 different neets each want 4 different christmas movies
I'm going to do my christmas shopping, I hope when I get back a cringemas miracle will have sorted out this mess.





















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I'm thinking about those big city sewers where millions of people piss and shit in them everyday, but I live in a small city with nothing but tumbleweeds and dry poo.
Not many opportunities in those small poo towns.


















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I went grocery shopping. What a mistake. There were normies everywhere.
The cupboard was bare I had no choice.
I now have supplies to last me until December 30. Hopefully it will be quieter then.
These normies man, they ruin everything.





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Nuro you should be saving money for a house deposit. You should be torrenting your music not investing in all these CDs.
The CD collection should wait until you have a more stable accommodation and financial situation.
I have spoken.






















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 >>/932864/
I heard on the wireless that the director wished she posted a woman in place of Hugh Grant so they could have a female president.
I haven't seen it. Is it a political film?


























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 >>/932961/
> parked nearby and called, she said shed be there in 5
> called me in then disappeared and had to find her
> led to room then knock on door
> sent other guy away then complained about private number
> 100 for naked tug then said 50 for suck but then said covered so i took my 50 back
>  massage starts, i ask if fuck she comments on size issues and complaining about it I get limp before the flip
> turn over and she strips, starts tugging, Im gyrating to her rhythm and then slap her arse
> complaining again about too hard or something, rub her little cunt and eraserhead nips. Had really nicely propeortioned hips but not much meat on it. 
>  starts biting my nipples. I grab her head, where it is and think about skull fucking her. Maybe making it too obvious and scaring her a bit and she complained
>  cool down and let her take lead, start rubbing her hair and head then nut on her arm as I bite her ear and she starts complaining again











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She walked through the carpark with sunnies and a hat, green pants. Looked fashionable. Then when she took the jacket off, there was a lacey black leotard. Tiny little doll frame upper half with wide and curvy birthing hips.

















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WMAF has always been cringe, those guys have given up on dignity and dont care they are disgusting to normal people. Somewhere down the line they will bitch about not getting respect, like its due to them by default. But real respect from based whites is like real sugar from these yellow insect femoids. It's not real, just empty words like what is behind those slitty eyes. Nothing, just like what  you deserve.

















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I am glad it’s easy to make me happy.  Bought  some extra burritos last night.  Don’t feel like going far with all cops out hunting down normies. Also heard other states have got double demerit bullshit going on. Damn it feels good to be a Basedlander….




























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http://www.news.com.u/enterment/end-of-an-incredible-era-croide-star-burt-the-croc-dews/news/news history/20de216b721704ddb577871212b8




















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Hentai apprentice 
Academy of Interactive Technology - Melbourne Campus

CourseBachelor of 2D Animation (Degree)

Min selection rankN/A

https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/first-round-offers-search-2025-university-courses-20241219-p5kzq4.html















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 >>/933071/
Hmm.
Movies:
Bad Santa, Better Watch Out, Black Christmas (1974 & 2006), Dear Santa, Die Hard 1-2, Gremlins, Home Alone, Jingle All the Way, Krampus, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Nightmare Before Christmas, Scrooged, Tokyo Godfathers, Toys, Trading Places, Violent Night.
Telly shows:
All in the Family, Black Adder Christmas, Married with Childred, MASH, Futurama, Gintama
Cartoons:
Grinch, A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa, Fat Al's Kwanzaa, Garfield Christmas
And some other stuff we voted out, like Shrek, Donkey Kong, and Mario.








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 >>/933075/
Neets who wanted Jingle all the way can see it at the epic endcorner movie special.

I think womboflix will show a movie on christmas eve, then some simpsons episodes on christmas night, that'll be more convenient for neets who are busy on christmas day, and will save us 3 movie nights in a row.


























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 >>/933108/
How the fuck can you know this
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She wants my word of chastity while she tenders to the new world for adventure 
A very distinct reversal of the old world
hence I must besiege the king


















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Wagie randomly found a photo of me in the saheal, failed to rationalise, freaked out.
Shits like the start of the incredibles, we can't keep doing this bob.








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 >>/933131/
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Let us begin.. 
Contextually in abstract one would assume the fairer sex are from church due to pretense of having the origin of their acquaintance 
However 
The church is a state of being once salvation is accepted, and as such one could argue a permanency of communion with church regardless of not being at the point in space where the physical space is manifest 
Furthermore
It can be argue for compounding 
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From at the church do the women bequeath the scent of their grove to the young men for fertilising 
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Do any neets want to change their votes for the christmas movie? Nominated movies have been Scrooged, It's A Wonderful Life, Love Actually, and Violent Night.



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A Wonderful Lie.




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Took Motherbat for a long walk around Lozbarf. LOL stupid phone. Lizbef. Then came out for a toasted sammich and coffee for breakfast. Ended up having to settle for ham and cheese croissants.














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hey seek him here. They seek him there. Those Frenchies seek him everywhere. Is he in Heaven? Or is he in Hell? That damned, illusive Weber smell.


















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Christmas is a coming and iga is into scat
Please hit him in the face with a baseball bat
If you haven't got a baseball bat a pointy stick will do
And if you haven't got a pointy stick then just chuck him some poo

















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My brothers suburb is quite a nice place but the urban infill is shocking.
So many bloody people and cars everywhere always.
I prefer my shitty quiet suburb.









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 >>/933219/
Some devices like Android phones also have warning levels for higher volume levels. The main thing is controlling the master volume in the setting rather than individual pages.











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 >>/933232/
Whatever BO wants can be done from those files. If they only want to change NK then delete everything but the base64 image that should match the current CSS to update only that element. I like the change in themes.

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 >>/933221/
Thats the shitty rips you torrent. The codecs lose fidelity in some noise bands when it gets transcoded from DVD to .mkv or whatever. Just run DSDpro in the background and adjust your phonics levels. Also helps to have monocrystaline lines on your IBM's











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I think we'll see Scrooged for tonight's movie, I'm worried that Wonderful life's themes of suicide and the meaning of life will hit some neets in the feels.

Scrooged (1988) is a dark comedy starring Bill Murray as a  selfish, cynical television executive who is haunted by three spirits bearing lessons on Christmas Eve. I've never seen it myself, but apparently it's a cult classic. We'll see if neets like it. 7pm AEDT.








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Interesting read. 
> Percy doesn’t want to be a renter. He’d rather squat in an empty house instead
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/the-feed/article/when-percy-saw-a-suburban-house-sitting-empty-he-moved-himself-in-meet-australias-squatters/gbk61zgel


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 >>/933253/
Problem with squatters is the transience. If someone just refuses to pay rent that's the landlords problem, but someone who moves between addresses frequently tends to be everyone's problem.
























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One time when Wizzy and Webby were out drinking a bikie called them poofs and they were gonna fight him but all his mates were there so instead they found his harley outside and Wizzy sniffed all the petrol and then Webby dropped a clogger in the petrol tank.










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I had a school memory the other day
When we used to play Star Wars at lunch the red haired kid would get upset because he always had to be Chewbacca
He ended up becoming a car salesman











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 >>/933298/
unless the house burns down and you need to claim insurance and the insurance investigators notice something's wrong with your wiring and ask to contact your last electrician
























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having some of Dons hot hungarian salami, doesn't taste hot at all I even checked the packet to make sure it was the hot one, disappointed again.




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 >>/933325/
Woolies in BEST A sell some bum burners and things with orange labels. Can’t remember the brand. They put them in the stand alone fridge with the fancy cheese and shit.































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Protein and minerals.









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Absolute postal catastrophe! Finally got my presents purchased, got gift wrapping etc, went to the post office, surprised by how empty it was, told it was too late to post anything, come back friday goy. Still, it's the first time in years I've gotten anyone presents, so it's progress. Time for this boong to lie back and have a drink.









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I ordered myself some very expensive books as a christmas treat but the cunt took his time posting them and they haven't shown up today.
Such is life.













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I survived with my freedom intact. Last night I got stuck into the mojito mix cask that was meant for tomorrow so I was trying to replace that, but I think its an Aldi special thing and couldn't see any. Went to BWS, Liquorland and Dans but none had it. The young guy at Dans didn't even know what a mojito was. His superior didn't even know how to spell it. 
Embarrassed myself at Liquorland when I was buying some Malibu white rum. I'd picked up the litre bottle thinking it was the 700ml which was on sale. When I tapped my slapper it was decline and I had to get the different bottle. 
Got myself some goon too. Cat just munted on the carpet. The absolute state of my existence

























































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Hello NEETs all work related tasks have been finished. Tried to have a hard shut off but it all kept dribbling in. For now it’s  nope nada not interested sorry I would love to  but we are closed  motherfucker. Strangely enough the bakery was still open today so I grabbed a bunch of pies to put in the fridge. 

In other news my aircon unit started making wierd. Burning smells at 3am. Gave it a much needed clean out. Hopefully that was all it was. Was meant to doing another road trip up north to Mackay but I cancelled . There are lots of reasons behind this. I won’t go into any futlrther . Weather is. Sunny  with a chilled frsh SE gusting. 

Also what cringemass slop is playing tonight ?










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No Christmas party to go to tonight neets? Join the boys for bants and drinks at the womboflix Christmas bash, while we watch Scrooged (1988), with Bill Murray. 1 hour

https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

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 >>/933457/
Oh look it’s the grinch no one likes. I will take pleasure in knowing you are alone and broke again on Christmas as usual. Probably too poor to buy some KFC on Christmas Day like a proper incel. Ha ha 😂


















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 >>/933469/
My brother just got back from Japan.
He said the quiet and polite thing is real , nobody talks on trains at all.
And there is food vending machines everywhere and meals and snacks are about half what we pay.


















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I worked as a cook at KFC in 2012
I would triple bread the meat and with my own frying protocol produce a product not dissimilar from what is advertised















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 >>/933501/
They are all offering wages nobody wants, but that means many such jobs are open, so that means Mcdonalds whole team could walk off and go to KFC, then go back just to damage both.
















































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Colour Golden amber
Nose Fruity with notes of fresh red apples, juicy plum and white peach
Palate Rich and fruity, with notes of wild strawberries, orange zest, vanilla and soft caramel, followed by a subtle hint of toasted oak
Finish Long-lasting creaminess with sweet vanilla and delicate oak spice
Food Match Homemade shepherd's pie with a side serving of greens and Walkers shortbread for dessert






































































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Google just led me to an amazon book called The Elves of Fuck.
Mrs Claus finds out that Santa has been cheating on her and hires the elves of fuck to kill him but then some shit happens and they all have sex.






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Went for a walk in the park. I'm not the only one being alone on christmas eve, there was a woman drinking beers and smoking and sitting by herself by the lake.



































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On our walk this morning Motherbat was going on about this year being their 50th wedding anniversary and missing him and other couples her age still being together and doing things and loneliness and shit. Somehow it doesn’t even register with her or sisterbot that I’ve never even had a relationship and might be even lonelier. I didn’t bother engaging with that conversation apart from the odd grunt.






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On 8 Nov that “friend†who owes me money texted and said he got a new job that paid monthly and he’d send me some money mid-December. Didn’t happen.


























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6 lamb chops, 3 in greek yoghurt, oil, salt and rosemary.
2 chicken thighs, in strips marinading in teriyaki, honey and schechwan seasoning
12 snags, 4 chicken and cheese, 4 angus, 4 mystery
3 freexer packs of mince i am going to turn into rissoles tomorrow
A dozen boiled eggs and some pasta im going to mix with mayo once theyre cooled down
For the weber tomorrow.












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