/autism/ - Autism

Here are mine:

experience, content, transaction

 >>/1/
cancerous, toxic, problematic

I can't wait to experience this content I got from a transaction online because the last piece if content I received was cancerous, toxic and problematic. I feel nauseous just thinking about it.

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 >>/4/
>  being too much of a norman to fit hubris, caucus,  or gubernatorial
triggered my autism

"just saying xd"
"I didn't mean it"

 >>/2/
Stop doing web development for a while.

Came in from the overboard to post
> hating a word
but then I saw the board title. Carry on you magnificent fucking autists

initiate , secretariat , master, sanctum, silence, chateau . degrees, calabash, awry, wry , course , ashlar , weening

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 >>/9/
> wry

^_^

The word "cuck" and it's portmenau's

 >>/12/
> weening
triggered

the word alkaline gives me fucking WHOOPING COUGH!!!!!!!!

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 >>/12/
> portmenau

 >>/13/
shit meant  >>/9/

the name of the color 'lime green' can suck a fuck ffs

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salsa, lion's den, micromanage, upper management, lupus hour

 >>/14/
excuse me, I meant portmanteau, but look at what board we are, dude

grits, smooch, topical


specially topical, it makes me want to bite a fucking wall

 >>/23/
Oh man, I feel it. Topical can go fuck itself

Tweak
Filibuster
Malarkey
Peck (when used as 'kiss')
Literally - it annoys me even when people happen to use it correctly. The word is fucking ruined by retards

 >>/25/
Ugh, I hate you for reminding me that 'peck' referring to kissing is a thing still

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glockenspiel

 >>/25/
kinda related to peck - pucker as in anus, it triggers me deeply

 >>/28/
yeah, when someone says they puckered their lips i lose my appetite

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 >>/28/
God, this. A 'puckered anus' is not fucking sexy in the least. It just annoys the shit outta me.

Do slang words count? 'Cause there is NOTHING more annoying than nigger-speak.
ESPECIALLY when white people use Ebonics under the impression it makes them look cool.

Examples:
Swerve
Skert
'Already' (used to express approval, similar to 'nice!')
Bread (money)
Ratchet
Thot (that hoe over there) (so fucking clever! Truly the pinnacle of negro wit)
Fittin'a (fixing to)

Bonus: if you are around retards who think they are part of the 'Bloods' they will refuse to say a word if it starts with the letter 'c.' Crips start with that letter, which apparently makes it taboo to gang niggers.
So naturallly, they change the 'c' to a 'b' (for bloods, get it??)

I never thought it was possible, but it actually makes niggers sound even MORE fucking stupid, and you get words like this:

Bops
Bill out 
Boolin' (I don't know what the original word is, but I hear it all the fucking time)
Straight outta Bompton
Bildish (childish)

How do I know all this?
my little sister is a coal digger

 >>/30/
I am about to melt down like a nuclear reactor thanks to you, anon.

I come from a poor family so they're never eager to waste food, which is fine. But when they constantly (I mean at least twice a week) say stuff like "it makes a turd" when it comes to eating food they may not like, I want to grind my teeth into dust.

Yes, it makes a fucking turd. Shut the fuck up, you don't have to announce your basic understanding of human biology and the nature of your turd hole at the dinner table.

the name gretchen
who names a baby gretchen? you may as well just name it shit piss dick

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 >>/31/
/autism/ - where anons go to get triggered to death.

 >>/30/
You mean a coal burner.

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 >>/33/
> you may as well just name it shit piss dick

 >>/58/
don't laugh at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hummus

check 'em

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 >>/66/
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 >>/66/

sublime, manicotti, pedicure
'mani pedi'
fuck off

coagulation
although i do prefer it to 'clotting'

vanity is a pretty kool word. nice!

solaris

Leg day, any other kind of gym bro terminology

'the clicker'

 >>/1/
winnesaw!!!!!!!!!!!

water my plants

Cacaphony, wonderful, euphoria, "Ay foo'."

shenanigans

Toxic salty roasted pranked (!!!!!!!!)

 >>/93/
i like toxic and salty together

 >>/1/
Agree with you on insider, mine are.
problematic (because tumblr)
SJW (because Overspammed)
cuck (same as above)
newfag (when being spammed by LARPing newfags)
reddit (both do to all the hipsters at that site and the idiots who think that everything they don't like is reddit)
normie (feels like a butthurt incel when used, use normfag when derogatory or some phrase like mainstream average person otherwise)
slash/het (old fandom terms I don't see as often in the newer fandoms but I still hated having to deal with those crazier shippers and their bingo boards) 
I would include 'lit' being used as word similar to 'cool' but if that helps that word survive against 'lighted' than I'm all for it being used among the younger population.