Anons, we all had one in class, we all knew one, and those of us that had them integrated into our classes definitely saw some events. post them with your fellow anons. 

> be me 

> be in 3rd grade, always had trouble getting chewed out by old hag teachers in class, but finaly found a teacher that wasnt a cunt. 

> year was going great, made some good friends, teacher was laid back, even let us build cardboard forts. 

> then, one day teacher lets us know we will be having a new student join. 

> HE arrives. 

> mythical somehow 200lb at 8 mexican creatura with no neck 

> Teacher introduces him "class this is Jeremy, he will be joining our class for the rest of the year, everyone say hi! 

> class says hi

> suddenly 


> tard starts breathing faster, sounds like he is on the verge of crying or having a tism fit 

> out of knowhere, he screams "TOO MANY NOISE" and proceeds to grab the projector and slam it onto the ground 

> runs away while screeching 

> tard rangler sees him, foolishly thinks she can reason with him

> no

> Jeremy, proceeds to plough into her at full speed, sending her into the brick wall and onto the floor, where she proceeded to lay motionless. 


> Jeremy continues his screeching out the hallways

> class stands in silence, stunned and in awe, teacher checks on tard wrangler

> ambulance is called

> police called 

> jeremy arrested, but then let go, because child. 

> somehow, two days later, same tard is back in class, this time with a genuine tard helmet 

> this will solve the issue 


> tard wrangler nowhere to be seen ever again. 

> for remainder of year, teacher just lets jeremy sit in corner of room and bribes him with snacks

> every once in a while we hear the occasional screech as he runs into the hallway 

> usually followed by a "thud thud thud" sound as he hit his head against the brick wall in the hallway while screeching at earbleeding sounds