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Anons, we all had one in class, we all knew one, and those of us that had them integrated into our classes definitely saw some events. post them with your fellow anons. 

> be me 

> be in 3rd grade, always had trouble getting chewed out by old hag teachers in class, but finaly found a teacher that wasnt a cunt. 

> year was going great, made some good friends, teacher was laid back, even let us build cardboard forts. 

> then, one day teacher lets us know we will be having a new student join. 

> HE arrives. 

> mythical somehow 200lb at 8 mexican creatura with no neck 

> Teacher introduces him "class this is Jeremy, he will be joining our class for the rest of the year, everyone say hi! 

> class says hi

> suddenly 


> tard starts breathing faster, sounds like he is on the verge of crying or having a tism fit 

> out of knowhere, he screams "TOO MANY NOISE" and proceeds to grab the projector and slam it onto the ground 

> runs away while screeching 

> tard rangler sees him, foolishly thinks she can reason with him

> no

> Jeremy, proceeds to plough into her at full speed, sending her into the brick wall and onto the floor, where she proceeded to lay motionless. 


> Jeremy continues his screeching out the hallways

> class stands in silence, stunned and in awe, teacher checks on tard wrangler

> ambulance is called

> police called 

> jeremy arrested, but then let go, because child. 

> somehow, two days later, same tard is back in class, this time with a genuine tard helmet 

> this will solve the issue 


> tard wrangler nowhere to be seen ever again. 

> for remainder of year, teacher just lets jeremy sit in corner of room and bribes him with snacks

> every once in a while we hear the occasional screech as he runs into the hallway 

> usually followed by a "thud thud thud" sound as he hit his head against the brick wall in the hallway while screeching at earbleeding sounds

True story. When I was in high school decades ago I liked to fool around and goof off a lot. Some of my peers found it annoying while others thought I was entertaining and funny, some just never gave a shit. Well there was one hot girl (Jordan) who enjoyed my stupid juvenile antics for whatever reason, maybe she liked me, who knows why? Anyway one day she decided to pull her own prank on me outside the school with one of her friends. They hid around the corner of the school as I was walking out. As I was walking Jordan ran up behind me half barefoot and stuck her right shoe in my face. At the time I was like "wtf! this is gross!" and almost gagged, it smelled fucking terrible. They both laughed, even I had a small chuckle. It wasn't until many years later I noticed so many anons have foot fetishes these days. I still wonder if she had any sexual intention or if she was just acting like a childish goof with no real intention whatsoever.



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