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Anonymous

8/16/2023 17:25:00 No. 53 [Preview] [Reply]

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> be me
> go to take a shit
> sit on the throne for easily 20 minutes, and just can’t shit
> can feel the turd pushing against the inside of my asshole
> say fuck it and just take a shower
> while in the shower I get an idea
> soap up finger and stick it up my ass
> feel something hard but not very big
> get my finger behind it and pull it out of my ass, it hurts a little
> suddenly I lose control of my bowels and a torrent of yellow-green liquid shit forces it’s way out of me
> it burns
>  I drop to my hands and knees with my front half hanging over the edge of the tub
> after a solid minute if shitting it ends
> it takes me a few more to recover and stand up
> shower as well as myself covered in liquid shit
> I can only describe the smell as “sour”
>  turn shower up and hose myself down before stepping out to get some cleaner from under the sink
> while cleaning the shower I find it
> a hard as fuck turd the size and shape of walnut
> stand there amazed that it was the only thing keeping the torrent of diarrhea I expelled in check
> flick it into the toilet and flush it
>  finish sanitizing the shower then properly bathe myself

Anonymous

8/17/2023 07:07:00 No. 54 [Preview] [Reply]

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I just landed a shit that was so massive; it was the size and shape of Florida... I practically had to stand up to deliver it... seriously, Norse Sagas will be written about it.... I knew it was gonna be huge when I had to strip naked beforehand... fists clenched, body sweating and shaking... it seriously smelt like rotten prawns left laying out in the mid-summer sun for a week... it had glowing eyes of corn as well (I dunno when I last ATE corn - FUCK!) It stood up and was so long it nearly toppled out of the bowl, which I thought was gonna crack... I gagged - violently. My neighbors called out, worried I might need an ambulance. I think I tore something inside - Jesus. I had to stomp that fucker down with MULTIPLE flushes. Plus I ran out of paper. Afterwards, I just sat shivering on the tiled floor in the shower, sobbing. No more Scottish family restaurant food for me for a while, I think... just thought you should know about my day...

Anonymous

8/17/2023 09:44:00 No. 57 [Preview] [Reply]

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I just had a shit so big it felt like a snake was leaving my ass followed by what felt like a barrage of small marbles leaving my anus in the form of undigested corn kernels… the turd that clogging my toilet was pointed straight up out of the water so I had to pull it out like Excalibur... I ended up having to dissolve it with nitric acid.

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