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Yonkers: "I do not act or show any signs of Autism" Yonkers Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques Due to his Autism (Part 1 of 2) ➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 1: Pretend to be his dead brother, endlessly. ➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 2: Use an absurd escape clause, ie. ‘I was only joking’; ‘I wasn’t serious’; ‘I was just fucking with you’. ➽ Yonkers Technique N° 3: Be abusive. Be aggressive. Be hostile. Be negative. Show hatred. (cf. #49) ➽ Yonkers Technique N° 4: Never be wrong; always be seen to be right, even to the detriment of my own credibility. ➽ ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩ Yonkers Tactic N° 5: Delusion: “I literally have magic”; “I cannot die”; “I am a scientist”; “I am over 1,000 years old”; “I am a cat/dragon…”; “I have cat parents”; “I literally lived in France”. ➽ Yonkers Technique N° 6: Invent facts because I know nothing of my adversaries. ➽ Yonkers Technique N° 7: Piteously and childishly ask for help/collaboration, then violently refuse it when offered. ➽ Yonkers Technique N° 8: Use Baby words/talk; act infantile and childish. ➽ Yonkers Technique N° 9: Create/Invent imaginary infantile cartoon friends/worlds. (cf. #26) ➽ Yonkers Technique N° 10: Blatantly lie, despite copious evidence. ➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 11: Reply with complete unintelligible nonsense/indecipherable riddles when unable to think of anything original to say. (cf. #43) ➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 12: Insult/Attack the poster rather than answer the question to avoid the hard truth and/or facts as presented. (cf. #23) ➽ Yonkers Technique N° 13: YELL; Flip out; use Tard screeching; AAAAAAAAA etc. ➽ Yonkers Technique N° 14: Deflect attention toward myself. ➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 15: Be incapable of neither making nor implementing plans, therefore never finish anything I plan/announce. ➽ Yonkers Technique N° 16: Loudly blame others for my own shortcomings. (cf. #4) ➽ Yonkers Technique N° 17: Flail arms above head wildly to attract attention to myself. ➽ Yonkers Technique N° 18: Continually change the name I want to be known as. ➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 19: Make a loud, demented, deluded response of self-justification, which will only prove to degrade my minimal credibility even further. (cf. #44) ➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 20: Avoidance. At all costs. ➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 21: Make death threats. ➽ Yonkers Technique N° 22: Refuse to listen and/or learn/take advice. ➽ Yonkers Technique N° 23: Focus on a completely irrelevant thing and disregard the subject/question/statement/discourse. (Cf. #’s14 & 20). ➽ Jordan Rivera's LARP Tactic N° 24: Ask something by doing the exact opposite; live in “Opposite Land”; Objective: Draw attention to myself. ➽ Yonkers Technique N° 25: Justify and defend my autistic deluded fantasies. ➽ Yonkers Technique N° 26: Create/Invent imaginary companies etc. (cf. #9) ➽ Yonkers Technique N° 27: Be incapable of social interaction and interpersonal dialogue. ➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 28: Totally humiliate and degrade myself to gain respect. ➽ Yonkers Technique N° 29: Remain unemployed and unemployable. ➽ Yonkers Technique N° 30: Constantly crave attention. (cf. #44) Continued… 2/2