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heat dome edition

> Current and upcoming road races

04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
18.08 Egmont Cycling Race Women 1.1
18.08 - 21.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
19.08 - 23.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.Pro WE

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One of the only remnants from W-52/FC Porto young enough to get suspended and afterwards return to racing. Shall be interesting to see what he can do at the Volta. Efapel is also looking strong this season with new signings Lucas Lopes and Jesus David Peña












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Stage 10

> Pogacar 1.61
> Toro 11
> Carapaz Montenegro 12
> Vingegaard 19
> Holland 19
> Evenepoel 26
> Pidcvck 29
> Martinez 34
> Healy 34
> Paret 34
> Seixas 41
> Baudis 51
> Connor 51






























































































































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maybe not since vingo apparently rides a 52t single ring with 10-36 but a 1x gravel bike will have something like a 40t ring with 10-46 or 10-52
I reckon the sworks stock is completely sold out in america, they ride more gravel than road don't they













































































































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My collarbone is healing so fucking slow. Im afraid surgery may have been the better option even with my blood clothing issue and probability of losing another vein in the proces. 
Yesterday i frustratingly did 10 pushups in a weird bid to activate the area.



















































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Just came back from lunch pidser and I see it is over. 

But at least it turns out you can bust a lunch menu where a very good quality pidser costs just over an hour of minimum pay, not almost two hours like everywhere else.
Would you look at that.


























































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State mandated doping program for all Norwegians, what? That's crazy bert why are you insinuating that? Their national anti doping agency is doing the opposite of what they are supposed to be doing? Non wada compliance? That really is crazy my bert I had no idea























































































































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They really should work hard together all of them. Distancing Del Doro and potentially catching Pogacar at the same time. If that's not enough motivation for them all to try they might as well abandon.
















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He's also a worse time trialist than literally all of his direct rivals. In the next few years. Remco, Pogi, Jonas, Seixas, Lipo, Almeida, Ayuso... he loses at least 1-2 min to all of these guys if the GT has like 40 km of ITT.


















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remco excuse collection:
> missed bidon
> no working AC during rest day
> Germans bullied him
> stayed up too long watching the Belgium game the other day and tiredness is catching up

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Looks like Jonas doing by far most work. Lipo also doing some. Meanwhile Lidlbros struggle just to hold on. Honestly what's the point of Ayuso? If they wanted a mediocre GC guy they already had Skjelmose.









































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Jonas does look very tired. Much more than in the past 2 years even when he lost by similar margins to Pogi.

I don't think doing the Giro is quite the hidden start some thought it was.












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 >>/104347/
Everything about Ayuso is incredibly inconsistent. It's impossible to predict how that rat will do on any given day. Generational climbing one day, dropped from a group of 20 the other. Making Ganna sweat in a TT one day, dropping the most 5/10 performance in the next week. Punching like prime Roglic one race, barely sprinting in the next one. It's ALWAYS like this with him. Somehow his most consistent self was when he was 19.








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https://x.com/icisport_/status/2076973962362266064

Kek prudhomme shitting on UNO-X because they didn't take a clim that ASO gave them in bordeaux and now they complain.
> If you want 5* hotels we have to stay in big cities, but then you complain about the roads being too dangerous








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https://sporza.be/nl/2026/07/14/-heb-het-gevoel-dat-ik-gemakkelijk-herstel-remco-evenepoel-roept-op-om-te-focussen-op-het-positieve-van-zijn-rollercoasterfinale~1784037316051/
Remco remcoing










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> 🇩🇰 Valgren expects 🇸🇮 Pogacar to target 🇩🇰 Vingegaard mentally

> 🗣️ “To the media, Pogi is happy and all that. But I think he’s kind of holding a grudge against Jonas. He wants to put him in a coffin, at least mentally.”














































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I said this earlier and someone made a fair point that if he went to Vuelta without Pogi or Vingo, he would basically be expected to win his first GT at age 19 (which, despite his talent, is actually insane).

Tour is good for him. He's not expected to win, he can get his first GT under his belt, and his presence can drive French interest in the team.





















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> One of the fires in the Fontainebleau Forest was started by a man who works as a volunteer for the Fontainebleau fire department, the Fontainebleau prosecutor announced on Tuesday. It therefore appears to be a case of a "fireman-arsonist".

what the fuck is wrong with people, shouldn't we just throwing them into deep pits and forget about them

























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to be fair, all UAE has to do is give them a gap where they have some hope like 4 minutes
today we weren't even halfway till the entire break gave up and then you're just waiting for the inevitable
if it wasn't for carapaz having balls it would be a horrible stage

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I don't even know what I would like from the general "French wine" category. I hate Chardonnay. I've had Bordeaux once it was horrid but I expected it. Maybe it it has to be a call to the Auld alliance and a Scotch to the rescue.



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What do you like? Red or white? Dry or sweet/semi-sweet? Fruity or not? Acidity or not? Tannins (Bordeaux, esp when young, tends to be quite tannic so probably not your thing)?

Chardonnay is a chameleon...it can be almost anything depending on terroir and vinification so that doesn't say much about your preferences...











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Well, let me join the wine talk once again.
I was at a wine tasting recently, and had a rather unusual
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerner_(grape)
I liked it, it was a fruity white, but not overly acidic. Not expensive or fancy (aside from muh Bocksbeutel), just solid.
I'm guessing there's is more like that?



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I like tannic stuff and that Bordeaux was indeed young, that's why I expected it to be meh but I still expected more.
I like dry wines, semi-dry at worst, light sweetish wines like all the summer lambruscos, proseccos, green wines.
I know I like chianti, even shitty chianti is drinkable for me, didn't have a bad Sicilian wine although I know this is a rather broad category.
I am also pretty sure there is way more to chardonnay then what I have had, just those cheap ones always taste like pre-barf.

Went to the closest Portuguese chain market, all there was was portuguese, Italian, some Spanish and one barf chardonnay.
Scotch was Johnny and cheap Chivas Regal.
Old oirish pisswathr it is, although it is that nicer Crested, nice sale, just above 20 euros.

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Condrieu
Hermitage blanc
Bordeaux blanc

To be honest, I love acidity and the idea of drinking low acid whites makes very little sense to me. That being said, I had a glass of 2003 Chave Hermitage blanc last year that was mind blowing.








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No, that's Beaujolais Nouveau which is sort of a gimmick released in November only a few weeks after the harvest. They're supposed to be fun wines but they're almost always shit.

Steer clear away from anything that says "Nouveau" on it. Go to a good wine shop and they will be able to find you something good for a reasonable price. Gamay (the red grape in Beaujolais) has huge yields so even the top producers really aren't that expensive (but you probably don't want to buy some super structured and dense Cru Beaujolais if you want a fresh and accessible).

Also, not looking good.




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Yeah, that's what I have heard about nouveaux, a gimmick for people who want to be seen doing their wine gimmick.
Thanks for the recommendations, shall see what do the wineshops have, maybe a French chain market will have something as well.






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Best squeaker per stage

1. Decathlon (6)
2. Grégoire (7)
3. Seixas (4)
4. Vauquelin (6)
5. Turgis (9)
6. Seixas (5)
7. Godon (8)
8. Russo (8)
9. Baudin (4)
10. Seixas (3)

Nobody even came close. It's over







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Love me town now, used to love these Sunday drinks out, but Monday and Tuesday is when the town really sleeps at 11 o'clock, on Sundays there are people moving around to get back for the work week, not a soul in sight now, just ambient sounds of industry and nature.
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Almeidingz doing pologne instead of burgos

Guess they want to test his punch?

I'm not even sure who's the leader in that team. Guess it will be 4 retards riding each for their own race and poor Bjeu slaving away.


























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> Tadej Pogacar écrase tout dans ce Tour de France 2026 (4-26 juillet), limitant les surprises et le suspense, et pourtant les audiences sont au rendez-vous sur France Télévisions. À mi-parcours, après 10 étapes, celles-ci ont réuni en moyenne 3,1 millions de téléspectateurs (32,8 %), chaque jour à partir de 13 heures, sur France 2 et France 3.
> Il s'agit de la meilleure audience depuis 2013, à ce niveau de la Grande Boucle. L'étape du 14 juillet, remportée là encore par le coureur slovène (UAE), a attiré en moyenne 5,1 millions de personnes sur France 2, avec un pic à 7,3 millions.
> La plateforme France.tv affiche, elle, un record historique, avec 17 millions de vidéos vues et 88 millions de vues sur les réseaux sociaux.
And this is despite a shity parcours to make the race "close"
























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