/bert/ - ciclismo

First for PINOT

Binot

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let's go

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 >>/105583/
> Slock on the same level as jonas, ayuso, seixas and del toro

 >>/105583/
nice shop

RAMSES DEBRUYNE DNS

 >>/105587/
I'm creeping deeeaath, pewewewew, peweweweee..

> fever and sore throat
the jorgenson infection tactic is working

 >>/105587/
🪦

> No, Frits Biesterbos was not sick or injured when he left the Tour de France after twelve stages, in consultation with his team Picnic PostNL. The Dutch team withdrew the 24-year-old talent from the race ‘with a view to his development’.

lol you already have no riders and then you start taking them out for no reason

 >>/105591/
 YOU MOVED YOUR SADDLE TWO INCHES TIME TO RE ASSES DEVELOPMENT TAKE HIM OFF THE TOUR 

 >>/105592/
He might have taken a bottle with a little more carbs than allowed is what the streets are saying

Is this jonas last tdf?

> Ramses developed a sore throat and a fever overnight. The fever makes it impossible for him to continue the race.
> Our youngster leaves the Tour after an impressive debut, with some strong stage performances and a place inside the top 20 of the general classification until today.

> 23
> youngster

 >>/105595/
30 years younger than autismbert

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ok, time for a ride
they say no rain, which means rain

 >>/105597/
Viel Spaß

 >>/105595/
23 is still young!

 >>/105597/
Let me cite Horner:
> Turn Your Brain OFF % RACE

yes well, please stand by

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we live

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The Giro ad caravan is a joke compared to the tour.

 >>/105603/
The bald guy is looking at you strangely bert

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BOOOO

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Found a place in the shadows. Now I hope UAE merda parks in front of me. It's a Saturday and there are way too many people to get anywhere near the stage.

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UAE has kinda the shittiest and oldest Setra bus and Pogis lions are blocking the window.

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???

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Mads striking back with his stuffed animal collection

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dirty asthma dopeurs

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What do they do?

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BAM

 >>/105613/
merlier magnier, mustaffa and stuyven
the boys

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 >>/105611/
Throw a rock at them!

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damn picnick really is dreadful
also never understood novo nordisk, surely the ozempic marketing isn't worth keeping the team alive for

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Russo and Squillaume, the best I can do

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Top Squeak

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Was supposed to do some suprathreshold on the TT bike but no chance, I am utterly spent from this family "holiday" and lack of sleep that some sweetspot was all I could manage. Legs feel quite good up to lt1 but then when it starts to get harder I just can't bring myself there mentally to really send it. Still two weeks to go until the toddler goes back to kindergarten and I can resume working...

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very evil

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Slock

Yeah, not topping these on my measly Kurwatour. Keep them coming.

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 >>/105620/
child begone, father needs to push his watts

 >>/105609/
There is dopage in there. Like L*nce with motoman
 >>/105622/
BOOOOO

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German boomers drooling next to me

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There's basically no one at the Astana bus.

 >>/105627/
nice looking bike though

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Alain Philippe

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 >>/105628/
well have another one

Heh women in Belgium actually have one of those old school 3a and 3b stage. All in 1 day no less.

 >>/105630/
thank you kindly

 >>/105635/
I'd ride a Shimano bike

 >>/105602/
My cousin's wife (she of the sub-50 AdZ time after cycling for like six months) is doing some type of tourist ride-a-long in one of the cars during the Alpe d'Huez stage this week. Hopefully she's in a cheesemobile.

I dont recall being this scared I was gonna get tipped over by wind

I guess I'm in another mobile antenna and have to make a post

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Aeroad vs Van Rysel

Until the start some bike related comment. Because of rail construction, I rode from Basel across the border to Saint Louis and took the train there to Mulhouse. The road quality immediately turned shit when I crossed the border. How come you don't have perfect roads?

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The French gendarmerie proudly rides Bavarian motorbikes

https://youtube.com/watch?v=J-M88cfsUl0

I'm forcing Bertina to watch old TdF highlights at 6am

do we get a curva pinot today?

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least racist american

 >>/105645/
Bernal already stretching out his back

More smoke in NYC. Guess I'll do one of those TdF climbs in Zwift. This summer fucking sucks.

2

signal not strong enough for schnitzelpost in the hinterlands

Hartmannswillerkopf. French is such a beautiful language

 >>/105652/
Alsace has changed hands quite a few times

Campenkwab

Pidcock again

 >>/105655/
he gunning for the podium

come on atleast try to slim the group down to a size that could actually work together

 >>/105655/
They can't let him go up road

 >>/105658/
Yeah, break is doomed with him there

 >>/105655/
Doesn't matter. 
The break isn't making it today .

 >>/105635/
they need to elaborate on the seatpost, is it a dropper and if so is it a special dropper that can adjust seat height in small increments maybe? (useless if not)

A tete has formed from la tete

Better composition

So which "smaller team" will blink first? 
Bahrain again?

 >>/105661/
They've talked about it it's a dropper so that riders can adjust to their size

 >>/105663/
But Lenny is like 5 minutes behind Pidcock now

 >>/105663/
UAE will drill this one unless their entire team is sick

 >>/105643/
> Ya the reason Lance is so dominant is because he came back from his cancer treatment with this new high cadence style
Was everyone just retarded back then

 >>/105665/
Yes but they probably believe Lenny can still beat him if they don't give away more time.

 >>/105668/
> ahhh we need this 11th place in GC I am going insaaaane

Heßmann always seems to be tweaking high on meth

 >>/105669/
> nooooo you can't ask a rider that's going to drop in 2 climb to pull a bit in the valley

jonmas will be isolated quickly, all those vismoids in the break will plummet through

 >>/105669/
Well they have fuck else to do this tour.
Bauhaus is shit, Tiberi is shit, Mohoric is giga shit. Might aswell try for a top 10 gc.

> This is the chance to put UAE under pressure because of the pidock menace
Lmao, these anglo eurosport are either completely stupid or in full hopium

 >>/105651/
mmmmm oh yes juicy chikkn schnitzel

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 >>/105651/
I still don't know what that skull thing on the fanta can is.

 >>/105676/
Call of Duty promo

 >>/105676/
think the skull is wearing a headset so this must be gamer fanta

> healy is pulling for carapaz

parrot puncheur

Impressive featherweight painter

 >>/105681/
Ventoux esque

And Carapaz goes on. The classic trick that the rest of the breakaway falls for every single time

Insane crowds. Never seen such crowds on a descent

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 >>/105673/
Maybe Lenny should do something himself then like Pidcock instead of slurping all day every day

Can't wait for richie to loose 2 minute on the last climb and people squeaking because a rider that was in front all day is not as fresh as one that sucked wheels

Ok Baudin time to bridge up.

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Now this is some serious steez

 >>/105651/
looks good, mahlzeit!

 >>/105688/
NO

OG break giving up. Shouldnt have let Pidcock and Jorgenson get there

 >>/105692/
I bet Jorgenson being sick is a ruse somehow by Visma, and it somehow is their great masterplan to tackle Pog (ofc it wont work)

Why does Hugo Page have his own col

 >>/105694/
nepotism

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This would've been a great /wtw/ stage

Peacock showing highlights of VPP/Healy battle on Ventoux last year. Great stage.

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@grok, how do I clean me bike after 40 minutes riding in torrential rain?
how do I clean meself too

anyway, i'm here, this better not be a slurper

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feels good to ride in 20°C again bros

 >>/105699/
There was a doomed break that included Jorgenson and Pidcock, but thankfully Carapaz/VPP/Healy/Hollandsen bros attacked out of that for the real break of the day. 

I think they have a chance.

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 >>/105702/
I blame Canada

> Amirail pulling in Gr. Pidcock to put Jonas behind Pidcock in GC
Is this Visma's plan? Because I'm not following

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rate me glass bertaček

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 >>/105703/
> We are being invaded by Canada

 >>/105704/
they're still stuck on the satellite plan from 2023

 >>/105706/
Gonna be honest, dislike this dude a lot but he has a point that if your neighboring country doesn't properly control burn they should be held accountable for it

 >>/105708/
fully agreed I want CZECHIA and POLAND held responsible for flooding MY AIR with SMOG every fall and winter

Explosive 240W sprint from VPP to take the KOM points

 >>/105706/
He's right

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 >>/105705/
VERY cool

 >>/105706/
I mean is Canada actually bad at controlling fire?  They always help US during fires…

Ahhhh Jonas do something

 >>/105709/
EU has a CO framework though where industry can launder “fresh air” from non Industry areas in EU

 >>/105710/
lol

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 >>/105715/
I want these swine RAPED

> check /cyc/
> Schizobrit opining to himself
> Bunch of Danes wishing death on Pogi
> "When will Sean Kelly die"
Cursed place

SPLIT IN PELOTON
Jonas in 2eme peloton

Mads chasing

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 >>/105720/
Peacock on commercial. Is this actually happening

without pidcock this would have been fun, greedy little twerp

 >>/105721/
There was a 5-10 second split but it's not going to last, it was just 10 lads (UAE+Dopacar plus Bora boys)

next MAL wins in Aosta
great result by finberts protege

EF comicale

> Carashit

Ive seen enough. Car a rat on Tramadol

No kiwis today.

why is pedersen even wasting his energy by staying with the peleton

thymen is extra weak this tour, what gives?

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whatever tire setup ineos is using, I don't want anything to do with it

 >>/105731/
Are they doing TT tires?

so Armirail is gonna pace so hard he'll drop soon, then jorgenson is alone in that group
and then what, he's gonna pace the peleton in the valley?

 >>/105733/
Trust the plan?

 >>/105733/
I seriously have no idea what Visma's plan is here

 >>/105729/
He just closed a gap in the descenr

blow those bubbles

it's over for the break

> exactly 50 years ago the last Belgian won the tour

 >>/105738/
I think the tete has a chance, but Gr Pidcock never had a chance

Poor Bruno Admiral. 
Soo much work for basically nothing.

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 >>/105740/
bert you saw the last time when carapaz got passed like some obese amateur, it is time to let go my friend

 >>/105741/
> Visma burning thru multiple domestiques to sort of wear down Nils Pollitt 
Remember their "Beyond Victory" era? How far the mighty have fallen

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visma

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visma

 >>/105743/
They never recovered after losing Zeeman.

Lmao

boc perishing trying to hold onto the group on a descent. NO refunds decathlon

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Guy went from the mountains to the sea.
https://www.strava.com/activities/19353248423/analysis

The plan has failed, wat nou

 >>/105749/
very cool

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 >>/105749/
> 41 km/h average

What is O'Coomers problem?

 >>/105749/
what the fuck, how does that speed match that power

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 >>/105754/
Yeah, he was on a TT bike, Canyon nothing less.

 >>/105754/
I checked the weather and he had 100% tailwind 13-15 km/h the entire ride according to my weatherfrog. Couple that with more descending than climbing and full TT setup, proper pay2win sport innit

 >>/105756/
yes I do see now it was basically downhill the entire way

Slav TV has some poor jurno doing the last climb on every mountain stage and then report from the finish..  
He looked absolutely fucked today.

lenny lachee, good work yesterday boys

Kek on france tv they're saying the goal for pogi this weekend is to get as much time as possible so that he can rest next week to prepare the vuelta. lmao

SPLIT IN PEDALTON

jobbers at 2'08"

 >>/105758/
kek nice one of our commentators also rides parts of every stage and films footage for the broadcast but he's an ex pro so he doesn't struggle much. This guy afaik https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/fabian-wegmann

The absolute state of Bahrain

 >>/105761/
ANOTHER fucking commercial

 >>/105763/
I like that sort of thing.  Boots on the ground from the journos. Sometimes they even have some worthwhile stuff to report.

 >>/105765/
and they make you pay for that

> ineos
> all our guys have free reign to attack and ride for anything they want
> spends the entire tour working for bernal's 11th place

Poor Arensman had enough of this shit.

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I think I have transcended beyond squeaking

 >>/105770/
it's just kinda boring you know, they never get any time so that you might even hope for someone else winning
these guys won't even make the foot of the final climb at this rate

Well I made it to the loser public viewing at Col Amic. I blame squeakers keeping the roads closed, even the bike paths running next to the tour roads and not me being too slow. So I had to zig zag my way to the Vogesen. The road up Hartmannsweilerkopf was harder than I expected.
Although it says 5G throughput is dogshit, so I will post pics back in the trein.

 >>/105771/
Blame visma for putting satellite. 80% of the cases they'd be happy to let them go

 >>/105773/
And blame Pidcock

 >>/105774/
I don't think they care about pidcock

 >>/105772/
🫡

 >>/105775/
why would they care about armirail doing some sub vingo watts pull for 5 minutes at the end either

 >>/105775/
well arguably del dopo is still in the race for 3rd

 >>/105777/
By principle they ride behind matteo

> Bora moves to the front 
Why

I repeat myself but VAN GILS kinda looks like beefed up version of Memco

 >>/105780/
Getting a feed bag

 >>/105780/
le champions le ride

 >>/105780/
pidcoque

 >>/105784/
he's long since been collected

I think Norgay will win

I would be seething but I don't like the norge nor the rat, so I'm enjoying another pogiwinslol

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just in time for the pogacar attack

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I think we may see some OTL today

 >>/105792/
There are more fat fucks behind Mads right?

 >>/105791/
We're old.

 >>/105793/
yea there's a big group another 5 minutes behind mads group

> Col du Hag
Vos is here?

 >>/105794/
I feel warm inside when I see old memes

 >>/105792/
the time limit will be like 45 minutes or something

gods the weather is so nice now chill 22 degrees some wind lots of clouds

Can't wait for the BIG and exciting Pogacar attack

> juan "podium" ayushit

La rata esta en movimiento

AYUSO PESQUERA in difficulty

Decaboys on fire 🔥

ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE RICARD CARAPAYS

 >>/105801/
IT WILL BE BETWEEN ME AND DEL TORO FOR 10TH

kwabcock

 >>/105801/
ayuso getting kwabbed big time this weekend after he ran his big mouth would be comical

PIDCVCKINI lachee

Torito looks like he is depleted.

> podium man
> big six

Prudhomme back on the juice

Pogacar alone 😱😱😱

> Try to go in the break
> Plummet down GC standings
Shidcock disasterclass

 >>/105813/
Visma's plan...worked?

 >>/105808/
I kind of want Skjelmose to drop him like a rock

PROdomme

 >>/105815/
plan trvst

carapaz on a mission, true fighter

sepp kuss spotted

 >>/105810/
yeah he's dead and gone

Del Torro had his weak moment but he’s back

 >>/105810/
This is why he'll never win a GT. Randomly blows up in big mountain days

Remco is dead

that parrot is about to get painted

skjelmose ending higher than ayuso would be the biggest karmic fuck you he can give to his team after all that animosity

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Legendary fraud Sepp KUSS has awoken

 >>/105827/
> he's losing time to carapaz

lipowitz overtaking pogacar take notes lads this means something

 >>/105827/
losing time on the rat

I would like to say POGACAR looks like shit but that is probably just hopium & copium

uae really weird, pog will have to do everything alone again

We need pogi to attack so the frauds can fight each other

really cringe how they coddle del toro. he wont do shit, just use him as helper

 >>/105834/
No let my boys at the front win

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remco pokerface
lipowitz looking hungry
red bullies are about to do the big thing

 >>/105834/
Something is wrong at that team. Yatesi got dropped by benoot

 >>/105837/
Jorgenson bioweapon activated....

I kneel, Plugge....

yes you see that right
yes your eyes are not deceiving you
LIPOWITZ ATTACKE

We need the uae train on form. This is too much slurrping

LIPOWITZ GOES SOLO
SEIXAS FOLLOW

sepp kuss is dying a thousand deaths holy shit

pogacar more concerned with del toro than seixas and lipowitz attacking

Lmao lipo

pogacar defending and/or riding for del torrito

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KUSSEN proper pain face

> big cheer after attaque Lipowitz
Yes, I'm surrounded by Germans.

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they closed that attack down without leaving zone2

THE FUCKING PLAN
HERE
WE
GO

Something is happening but I can't tell what

 >>/105847/
like they won the world cup

Remco dead

EVENEPOEL LACHEE

Cararatbros...

 >>/105852/
Del Dopo too

Ynr Thomas "GC Rider" PIDCOCK

those vache qui rit jersey’s are kino as fuck

 >>/105854/
man it would have been interesting if he reached the top first to see what happens on the flat

EVENEPOEL CRACKÉÉ

German nationalism on the rise

no way carapaz makes it

pulling lipo back to help remco

 >>/105855/
Do his best Almeida impression

jesus that vingegaard pace is humilating weak, he dropped one guy

Remco coming back like a rocket

Vinge going full purple lipped he only has one of these day’s every tour

is remco really dead or is he just almeida'ing

 >>/105864/
he didn't even drop AYUSO who had already dropped

Memco will still take moral bonis, mark my words

 >>/105867/
for now Almeida the irregular tempo fucks him

Norgay is BACK

 >>/105870/
yea looks like he's in control here

way too many motors jesus christ

Ratobros....

norge seething again

fuck norway

Just don't gift it to Del Toro, that's all I ask

why the fuck is jonas even pulling. not like he can crack even 40 degree fever pog like this

 >>/105878/
CHAMPIONS RIDE

Slurp

last km of climb even steeper

 >>/105878/
Goal is to crack him in the fourth week

remco climbing like Landa
god I miss Landa

Jonas has posters of João on the Angliru on his walls

sluuuuurp

and hes gone

Can I get a quick check of the Remco Seethe-o-Meter

spat out my drink laughing

just win the sprint pog, what's the use

del dopo is dropping

 >>/105890/
statement riding

 >>/105888/
Gap not that big THOUGH

don't look bros the bad guys are winning