/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/107547/
Nice, really like this region

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 >>/107551/
It's not Nice though, this is a different region

Oh look an Ineos chud had a mechanical

 >>/107553/
visit the alps bert, cam on

Back at the dentist, if they try to screw me again I am demolishing this place

 >>/106548/
it's 330km from Praha to Attersee am Attersee (duh).

after kwiato, balderstone did get Shimano'd.

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 >>/107556/
It is still planned for August, but I am expecting being stabbed in me back by me mates any moment

 >>/107560/
Just go alone

Celene Dion??

 >>/107560/
if they leave you hanging, go alone and send them pics all day. the fomo will be massive

 >>/107561/
 >>/107563/
I might have to
But we all know how racist and jealous are the a*strians towards us bohemes so I am a bit hesitant to go alone should I get strangled somewhere with broken bike 60 km away from help

a tour without a French victory

 >>/107564/
tf, you are going to Austria not romania. not once did I lock me bike in the last 2 days, countryside is free of niggers and musels

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 >>/107566/
I am just messing with you

Say what you want about visma but at least they wouldn't see a UAE completely dead and slurp. Why isn't redbull pulling like mad men on every climb?

eurosport germany commentators are speculating pogi is wearing black bibs because he is shidding and pissing himself all day

> if someone tries to take these points from him he would simply eat them
yup

 >>/107569/
This is definitely true too bad Bora are weakmind PUSSIES

They keep trying to sell me some fucking night retainer. So then I would have to have this with me for the rest of my life and put it in every single night? FUCK off, I am getting PISSED here

 >>/107520/
Hehe, imagine a GC winner without stage wins...

 >>/107573/
Doesn't that happen all the time

 >>/107574/
Yes, and I hate it!

 >>/107575/
Based, I too hate a lot of things

Paret-Peintre is outratting the rat

> aaahhh my 11th place I am going insaaaane

lmao

 >>/107547/
Lovely. What are you bringing with you for this?
Somehow managed equivalent elevation as what I often score in the Danish mountains. I assume you're avoiding the passes

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> 4 Gr. Martin-Guyonnet
squeakbros, finally getting acknowledged. didn't Mads cross that sprint 1 hour ago?

the fuck did the UAE riders eat yesterday? the enervit lactate gels are shit after all?

Bora should start pulling mercilessly, TRATNIK, DENZ, CATTANEO, LIPOWITZ, VAN DICK, send them all to the front
The same tomorrow, from km zero (nada)

 >>/107582/
> midnight raid
> suddenly the entire immune system collapses

 >>/107582/
It's bad blood bags Bert. Had to throw the good ones away with the nightly raids

 >>/107582/
cold turkey from lack of dopage stream (the raids worked)

 >>/107585/
Tainted bodybags? I thought they learned their lessons

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 >>/107580/
I just bring the minimal essentials - 2 bibs 2 jerseys 2 socks, 1 tshirt, 1 short pants, pair of espadrillos (smollest shoes), 1 pair underwear, toiletry, chargers, rainjacket, gilet, rain overshoes, ipad mini to watch tdf

 >>/107580/
also coming from east, there are no passes here, the only pass will be Gerlospass on Saturday. next two days should be a total of 5000m D+

 >>/107588/
your hotel doesn't have a tv with Eurosport?

Sohn of Jurgen has awoken

Abandon Mcnuggies

Cararat back in Top 10.

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 >>/107463/
top kek

 >>/107592/
Good

remco wins the tour huh, incroyable.

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 >>/107595/
Ah Janneke and Mieke, the favorite opponents of Arnaud de Lie

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> 7 Brandon McNulty