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> Current and upcoming road races

04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
18.08 Egmont Cycling Race Women 1.1
18.08 - 21.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
19.08 - 23.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.Pro WE
21.08 Konvert Kortrijk Koerse 1.1 WE
22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
25.08 - 28.08 TPC en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 2.1
29.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération 1.WWT
30.08 Bretagne Classic - CIC 1.UWT

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 >>/108734/
Ehh sure go for a top 10 with 1 rider but having both being just ok is meh.
Skjelly could have won these 2 stages Carapaz won if he dropped out of top 10 on purpose. 
And not even going to talk about captain America and Vacek.




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 >>/108732/
Signing a drama queen like him was risky and then they forgot to factor in the debuff from leaving UAE. Now they are left with buyer's remorse and the second worst GC rider when looking at salary to result ratio (Pidkek being number 1).














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 >>/108748/
mads not being able to win or even really contest sprints these days makes it really expensive, you need like a third of the team just to keep him up 
couple that with 2 mediocre gc contenders and you're basically in debt














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 >>/108764/
8/10

Pogacar aside, he's still not quite at the level of other top GC riders. That said, it's an amazing debut for a guy that is 19. Also didn't completely crack during week 3, so that's promising as well.

Over 3 weeks he's probably like the 6th best rider in the world (assuming everyone's in their best shape) which is amazing.
























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 >>/108790/
Do I understand German now, after exposure to all these different languages I don't understand but kinda started getting them with ciclismo posting. It's the tenses and conjugation which always made German unintuitive.

But no, I *should* win given that Remco 500 boost, it would be perfect if the finish was grug, Schmid, Gregoire and some chaff, maybe even a cheeky Remco 8th.
A total 100 from great stars Bittner-Artz would also kinda seal it.











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We have discussed this extensively  >>/108296/
I guess since all this stupid tacticool gear has so many stuff attached (not very polskacentric to wear a German backpack), including velcro, these assholes HAVE to put a Polska flag on. This or the camo one. I prefer that over the triforce Commonwealth with *kraine some *kiboos velcro on.









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> Moments before, he had told Eurosport not to expect to see him back here in 12 months time. Moments later, speaking in English, he stated it more definitively: “I feel happy to finish this Tour, it’s certainly my last one.

Allaph retiring this year

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 >>/108811/
Yeah, the upper rungs must be pleasant, even if they're unrepent shitlibs, but what we sent to the Netherlands, UK was a mix of pleasant girls trying to get some extra money, regular family women sometimes with questionable habits and a bunch of coalburning whores.
It's also been a while, by this point they should all be diluted in the wider society or out of NED.






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> His first Tour podium and the white jersey are—barring any accidents—a fact, so Isaac Del Toro can speak freely for the first time.

> It is no secret that there was illness in the team. I tried to avoid the competition seeing me as weak and saying that I was okay, but I actually wasn't. My last three days have been very painful.”

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 >>/108817/
Ah yes, the old leave a mark taxtix. Went out with four girls at a time, from my university, they were just yapping and I wasn't into being the clown-entertainer for them at the club.
Ended up with a big nail scar along my bicep and a few nails dug into to my palm.
I guess our parents really made it a cuck nation.



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 >>/108822/
They constantly feel like they can get away with anything, don't know how it is nowadays but I don't think it is any better.
Moms and dads raising their daughters as the perfect queens and telling boys all the time they cannot cause hurt to a lady, even with a flower.

Had my lip bitten to blood multiple times, kiss marks left (I guess it is called hickey in English) and attempted kicks.
Don't know, never seen this as normal but as part and parcel.


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 >>/108823/
yeah that sounds familiar, whenever we had a discussion and I didn't fully agree she just told me 'just say yes', and whenever things didn't go her way she 'jokingly' said she was going to leave

needless to say it did not last long, dodged a bullet or more















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I think the key to dealing with remco is similar to dealing with a gf, criticize him right away and do that constantly
just a little negging 
> if you attacked a kilometer earlier you would've had him oh well next time you know
























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supercombatif nominees

> Mads Pedersen
< Captain America
> Richie Carpaz
< Baudoped
> VPP
< Veistroffer
> Mauro Schmid
< Gay Norge
> Castrillo
< Jegat
and last and absolutely least
> Bernal
for some reason







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> Birmay 1000 velopoints despite doing absolutely NOTHING
> Pidcvck 1000 velopoints despite getting humiliated repeatedly

There is something really wrong with the points system, I think sprinter stages should be getting much steeper points system, if you are 3rd in a sprinter stage? You get like 20% pts of the winner because you are a FRAUD.
TSD


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there just needs to be more points for a breakaway win or something like that
you're only incentivized to pick GC men and sprinters because they statistically get the most chances 
grug is on 400 points while every other 10 pointer is on 1000
except tiberi





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 >>/108871/
I have a friend who is a wealthy doctor from Eritrea and he knows I love cycling. Recently we were talking and he was like, "oh yeah, Girmay is having a terrible Tour". And I was said, "no, he's cleaning up on my fantasy team". "Well it sounds like the points system in your league is messed up. "

Also apparently Girmay is like the most famous person in Eritrea


























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 >>/108893/
xds isn't even good value you can build up diy chyna bikes for cheaper at every price point
> can't configure anything
> trash powermeter
> same old shit geometry 
they are not bad but nothing special either, they just stick out because every shop brand has arbitrary prices



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 >>/108905/
Yea to tick a box, since many brands put powermeters on complete bikes it sounds good for the notknowers which is most people. The only good chyna powermeter is from Magene and that's not what's on there, quite a few companies on aliX sell old stock from another bad chyna pm company for like 100 bucks a spider and that's one of them I reckon.

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the influx of garbage pm (mostly from the WEST) is a detriment to the cycling world because it devalues the real and clean watts from good guys like us. The bad actors with bad powermeters must be FUCKING MURDERED ON SIGHT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL KILL 'EM ALL











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 >>/108911/
wiebes is based she just murders every race she can, she doesn't care about commenter tears. You have pog who stops himself from winning because he can't handle the heat of complainers but she, she just doesn't give a fuck about that












































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FDJ tour review:
Grégroie (French NC): 7th place on S2, 57th overall
Berthet-Labous: DNS S2
Braz-Afonso: 8th S13, 40th GC
Costiou: 17th S15, 79th GC
Germani: 51th S10, 93th GC
Squillaume: 19th S17, 31th GC
Pacher: 20th S8, 58th GC
Russo, 6th S17, 69th GC

I don't see the necessity to say anything bad about this performance, as it was totally expected.













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Barguil 30 S20, 87 GC
Biesterbos 45 S11, DNS S13
Bittner 5 S8, 140 GC
Degenkolb 89 S17, 145 GC
Dhondt 25 S13, 118 GC
Märkl 23 S8, 139 GC
van den Berg 33 S7, 156 (of 158 riders that made it to Paris) GC
van den Broek 16 S4, 102 GC

95 UCI points won (by Bittner only), won't gain any UCI points from GC, as they don't have any rider within the top 60. 
they have given up.















































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> CarboKev’s design philosophy is simple: use the right materials in the right zones. The carbon down tube and chainstays form the “stiffness zone,” optimising stiffness through the bottom bracket and power transfer. The titanium top tube and seat stays define the “comfort zone,” where vertical compliance helps riders stay fresh over long distances. The result? A meaningful step up in performance over an all-titanium frame without completely losing the comfortable ride feel that Curve is known for.


























































































































































































































































































































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Tour de France 2027 OFFICIAL GC /bet/

> Pogacar 1.2
> Seixas 5.5
> Vingegaard 10
> Evenepoel 11
> Toro 15
> Lipowitz 34
> Almeida 34
> Onley 67
> Ayuso 67
> Gall 81
> Finn 81
> Skjelmose 101
> Pellizzari 126
> Martinez 126
...
> Roglic 201
> Uijtdebroeks 201
> Piganzoli 301
> Pidcvck 301
> Carapaz 301
> Vine 401
> Landa 401
> Omrzel 601
> Eulaliu 601
> Mas Nicolau 601
> Torres 751
...
> Widar 1001
> Gaudu 1501
> T*o 2501





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 >>/109337/
> Overall
3/10. Very top heavy overall, predictable.
> Best stage
Stage 21
> Worst stage
TTT. Too short to have really big time gaps, too early in the race. Boring, and I love a good TTT.
> Biggest KWAB
Ayuso
> Biggest surprise
Remco the mountain goat
> Favorite moment
Wærenskjold embarrassing the sprinters





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> 3/10, last stage bumped it up a point
> Best: Stage 21
> Worst: Stage 20 with Pogacar babysitting del Toro
> KWAB: Ineos as a team
> Surprise: Ehh.. Skjelmose, I guess. Not that many (positive) surprises, I think.
> Favorite moment: Carapaz' first win








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Can we take a minute to talk about how ridiculously high the level had to be to achieve literally anything in this Tour?

> 10/20 individual stages won by guys with rainbow bands
> Only 2 stages won by "guest" riders (even then Schmid is a top 10 rider this season in terms of points)
> 3rd smallest name among stage winners is Kooij, the third best sprinter in the world this year, a guy with 51 pro wins at 24
> Best break rider is a GT winner
> Want to contest the green jersey? Get ready to climb some mountains, buddy (nice mass sprint points buff you got there btw)
> Try to win sprint, best classics rider in the world is leading out his sprinter
> Beat him? Oh yeah, there's another guy so good he doesn't even need a lead out
> Try to finish in the podium, best rider in the world is pacing his prodigy teammate
> Also get beaten by 19 yo prodigy
> Be fatty, "gonna win an ITT or at least a TTT with my team this year"
> Get screwed by sub-63kg guys

It's never been harder to be the little guy at the Tour



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> overall
4/10
> best stage
S14 (because I was almost there and ended up just seeing the riders at the start lol)
> worst stage
S11
> biggest kwab
jonas, did anyone of you see him today? I didn't. for preaching safeR, sepp almost killed himself twice yesterday.
> biggest surprise
remco, we all doubted him. we didn't believe in him. 
> favorite moment
grug gets too intelligent and boring with age, he was barely in any small breaks compared to earlier years, so that was nice that he won today













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Damn the omission of Carapaz really hurt my team, at least Optakt didn't do so well I guess. Congrats on winning!
Possible best team, haven't done the math:
Pogacar 34
Remco 16
Del Toro 14
Kuss 6
Pedersen 10
Quinn 4
Artz 4
Russo 4
Carapaz 8

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Hmm that would yield 14658, surely not best yet. So going pogless is probably better.
Remco 16
Skjelmose 10
Del Toro 14
Seixas 18
Pedersen 10
Pidcock 10
Simmons 6
Schmid 6
Carapaz 8

That would yield 14783, so slightly better.






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