/bert/ - ciclismo

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No idea why I am Croatian now. Still using the same Italian wifi

> Autismbert is in Istria, Italy

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 >>/11990/
Wasn't expecting much. Honestly were there any cheap sprinters with good results?

 >>/12021/
aside from aular. and aside from van uden

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Mattia BAIS. Now THAT was a shit runner.

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hello Berts, vacation is still going well, Carapaz WILL win

 >>/12018/
I have warned you Bert.
 >>/5281/
> Nice and cheap but useless beyond two maybe tree stages. He has to get there first too.

Guess we are now 1:1 with AULAR, although I have zero points made from this.

Need some new bartape for the gravel machine. What do you berts use?

 >>/12026/
I like Supacaz Super Sticky and its cheap aliexpress variant. Zipp Service Course CX is nice as well imo.

 >>/12024/
visiting jurassic park I see

> Sporza even reports that the Tour de France could be hanging by a thread for Mathieu van der Poel: “According to our information, all parties are taking bad news into account and the damage is greater than expected.”

Master bike handler really kwabbed himself

 >>/12029/
Canyon stocks crashed like grug crashed yesterday

 >>/12029/
> spend his summer playing golf
Oh no

> Murrican'Tour Classic
> Valberg
Are you sure this race is actually in southern France?

 >>/12032/
> Il fallait chercher avant, lors de la conquête de la Gaule par Jules César et Auguste et les légions romaines, en 65 - 60 AV. J.C. En effet, après avoir vaincu les diverses tribus ligures, il fallait donner un nom à cette nouvelle province, qui faisait maintenant partie de l'Empire Romain.

> La langue dans l'Empire Romain était le latin et il fut décidé que cette nouvelle province s'appellerait "MARCAMTOR"  : MAR la mer, CAM le Chemin, TOR la montagne.

 >>/12033/
Kek, French regions getting artificial names since the times of Julius Caesar.

> Le nom de Valberg vient de « Val » pour les 3 vallées qui l’entourent (Cians, Haute Vallée du Var et Tuébi) et « Berg » pour les bergians (bergers).
This explains why it sounds like the mighty VAMBerg

 >>/12029/
Jappebros...

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 >>/12031/
Already focused on his summer activity

 >>/12029/
The Claes brothers must be so loaded of, of Mathieu’s back alone lol

 >>/12037/
> Soudal golf tournament 
Are they like the Red Bull of Belgium? What other sports are they sponsering instead of giving Soudalbert a deserved raise for making t-rex glue?

 >>/12039/
They just have the soudal open + cycling not that big

 >>/12033/
Sounds like some transport/spedition company kek.

 >>/12033/
> puget-theniers to valberg
how impressive of the runners to start in the pacific northwest and make it all the way to flanders

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imagine being a promising young belgian rider and getting told you need to slave for such a unsettling looking midget like widar. id break my contract.

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Le Tour of Iran (Azarbaijan) FEVER

 >>/12043/
He's truly widarlich

 >>/12043/
don't like Widar
from his interviews as a junior I judged him to be a schizo and coupled with enough watts and rage that could make a kino rider but he's too weak on the one hand and too obnoxious on the other hand
dumpstered, bring the next new Remco

 >>/12046/
> bring the next new Remco
his name? Rune BODEN

 >>/12047/
> Height: 1.91 m
yeah probably not

 >>/12047/
 >>/12048/
the next remco has to be short non negotiable

 >>/12049/
cian wasnt short

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 >>/12043/
looks sus

 >>/12050/
and he was not the next remco (not in any way)
coincidence??

 >>/12052/
are you implying that widar will not be a complete fraud

 >>/12050/
He's not the newt remco because his TT is dogshit

We are looking for the next remco but remco was the new... who again?

 >>/12055/
Remco is the next baron merkcxksx

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 >>/12053/
no
as a matter of fact I even said he can't be the next remco because he's too weak

speaking of next X hows the next DE LIE doing? About time that he steps up

 >>/12058/
But we are still lacking the new tibopino

 >>/12058/
And who the FUCK is that supposed to be

 >>/12059/
he'll be at alpes-maritimes today

 >>/12059/
We don't need a new fraud. SEIXAS is the new Hinault, we talked about this extensively

 >>/12060/
I don't know I can't remember but there was a guy that's for sure, some attentionpayer will know

 >>/12061/
What the fuck is that startlist, only 72 runners. They even got some Colombian dopeurs. Dead race

 >>/12064/
are you not excited to see cristian rodriguez, ivan sosa and clement braz alfonso duke it out on alpine terrain?

 >>/12058/
Sente SENTJENS is the next De Lie and I fear they grinded him too hard
 >>/12060/
Théophile VASSAL, please pay attention

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Almost new thread time, DEL TORO edition I would guess

 >>/12066/
no, no, youve got it all wrong. next delie MUST be a walloon.