/bert/ - ciclismo

first for ride an S-Works, Bert

 >>/112547/
> 力
lmao, weeb!

doping

kino music in PORTUGAL

> he doesn't own multiple bikes
Just one TT bike though, I am buying a new cockpit for it thoughever

dopage

 >>/112624/
seeing a lot of ABUS here, surely has to be the most popular helmetbrand

Everybody should have road gravel hardtail. Then depending on where you live you can get a full sus

Enzo was a DNF merchant back at pignig post, they surely know how to unlock riders at anicolor

 >>/112626/
Why would I have a grabbel bike or MTB, I live in a city

 >>/112624/
didn't Fifa or Uefa ban that shushing celebration? It's bad for the image of cycling

Julius Bert rapide

Another week of evening shifts at the /cyc/ office. Missing out on the great Juliush Reish rivalry.

 >>/112629/
please, this is completely different, he's clearly just kissing the finger he's using to pleasure his gf

 >>/112631/
last week before vacation for me, I'm so drained

> Conn McDunphy

 >>/112628/
No summer house?

Laurent... mp4
(2.84 MB, 720x1280 h264)

Kwab

 >>/112635/
Not yet. One day. Want to pay off student loans first.

 >>/112627/
the jobbers at WT level are still quite a bit above CT riders

zulius really became a top TT'er huh
nice time

 >>/112636/
this happened to brtek

 >>/112640/
> The pain, so unexpected and undeserved, had for some reason cleared away the cobwebs. I realized I didn’t hate the bottom bracket, I hated my life… My summer home, my schnitzels, my Fanta, my Veloteam. 
> Nothing would ever change; nothing new could ever be expected. It had to end, and it did. Now in the dark world where I dwell, ugly things, and surprising things, and sometimes little wondrous things, spill out in me constantly, and I can count on nothing.

Cam on Reish, scar sum fokin watts

Big earthquake in colombia
The vuelta might be cancelled

CHUTE

that is going to hurt

> gayme weaker than van der tuuk
thanks for nothing

 >>/112636/
There was a dude in a club I used to ride with that had his bottom bracket sawed through by a cable once

 >>/112646/
Fuxk

Capture PNG
(34.27 KB, 910x408)

fun goomble incoming berts

Efapel... webm
(2.9 MB, 720x1280 vp8)

lest we forget

RTP going on ad break when RHEISH approaches meta 1

RHEISH 32 seconds behind

 >>/112652/
age comes for everyone

Volta_legend jpg
(98.18 KB, 835x496)

 >>/112652/
Is this guy the ultimate Volta legend or what?

Capture PNG
(6.34 KB, 379x95)

 >>/112654/
there's always some statpadding boomer around

I squeak

 >>/112655/
Is he one of the commentators (the bald one) on RTP?

i do wonder how NYCH would fare on a WT/PRT level, surely he'd be fine for NSN

 >>/112655/
Damn lol

 >>/112658/
you can check in the gran camino this year where he ranks
he could defintely be a domestique

 >>/112654/
It's like the last tenant of the old archetype of never playing outside your neighborhood and never going to the big leagues, like the ol' Nigel Waterfield, Dagenham and Redbridge legend, played in League Two for tree seasons, skored a faking goal against Crystal Palace in FA Cup round of 32 in 1983, his name spoken with fondness, his photos pinned at the local pubs, his children out of wedlock alredy have their own grandchildren.

Very soul. Minus the dopage.

Capture PNG
(33.47 KB, 842x328)

and BARBOSA

Capture PNG
(38.8 KB, 641x626)

 >>/112662/
jesus there's one with 96 top 10's and 25 wins

laughing_pepe jpg
(71.54 KB, 780x620)

 >>/112661/
> Minus the dopage.

holy RIM BRAKE TT bike on Tavfer-Ofos team

REISH only 5th
end of an era

 >>/112661/
> 80s football
> minus the dopage
heh

 >>/112663/
Ah yes, Candido Barbosa, now that was a runner. Like a juiced up 2022 Wout van Aert in the Portuguese peloton

5c2406c4-8413-... avif
(90.94 KB, 1536x1973)

 >>/112643/
Looks fine to me, I'd compare this to a bent derailleur hanger

 >>/112669/
> Another .AVIF

Finally pigged for a multitool, now my large sattlbag makes me almost immune to ride happenings, including a dumoulin which cannot be squeezed back until I get home.
I guess having an extra chain link would make me completely invulnerable but let's wait until there is one (1) siutation when I acktually need it.

Hey I actually have 5 guys in the top 10 GC that's not even that bad. Okay let's watch some of this shit

 >>/112670/
didn't check the file ending heh. Still better than .heic or .dockx

 >>/112671/
Mine is collecting rust in the saddlebag, but I use it from time to time to readjust a bolt.

NYCH NYCH NYCH

Juaristi fucked by puncture

And there goes Juaristi okay I am cursed

 >>/112676/
NOOOOOO

Insane save from BARBAS

Oh I lost someone yesterday, REY, whoever the fuck that is

 >>/112674/
Surely this is what it is going to be like.
Unpacked it, moved around the moving parts, made sure the 8 hex is just cover which hides a 6 hex - it is, threw it into the saddlebag and that is it, it is not seeing the light of day for I don't know how many months.

Antunsh finally alive

Pena is so fucking bad at TT'ing

 >>/112683/
sudaca gonna sudaca

antunsh rapido

Nych disappointing. FUCK

let's go nych bros, good time

 >>/112686/
trust the negative split

 >>/112687/
Slower than Antoonsh. That is NOT good

why did nevesh start after nych?

 >>/112690/
Probably cause Nych and Guerin are from the same team

GUERIN PAS NORMAL

he has never ridden a TT this good

 >>/112691/
mhm probably, but why would that matter
it's not like one can lead out the other without DSQ

 >>/112693/
Could be something to do with team logistics maybe

guerin is a doped donkey, the french are such villains these days

 >>/112692/
This is some fucking BULLSHIT man

I can imagine nych as a lidl bully

Biggest dopeurs right now:
Guerin
Seixas
Barré

nice save in that tramadol corner, I'd have crashed

So doped can't even see the corners

crazy that guerin looks 10x more aero than someone like GALL

Perhaps some betrayal kino is in orde.
But NYCH didn't look yesterday like he was eating into GUERIN's gap once he went.

 >>/112702/
last year nych was 40 seconds faster than guerin
guerin is extremely pas normal right now, and his season wasn't even that good

> ynr Nych coming back from almost 4 minutes down in GC to wins his first Volta
it's not over

 >>/112704/
is that the one where eulalio kept getting ambushed by super strong breakaways

 >>/112705/
yes

 >>/112704/
In the Volta anything can happen, that's true

Anicolor 4 6 7 and 8

 >>/112708/
buy specialized for these results

Have to say, temperatures haven't been quite right for this Volta, too chilly

But I'm glad to say that it should pick up a bit for the rest of the week

> oscar freire's son dead last

 >>/112712/
> oscar freire's son dead
Oh no..!
> last
Phew.

 >>/112713/
> at last
uh oh

Screenshot 2026-08-10... png
(187.15 KB, 1696x962)

short test post diet error, kinda positive
but holy hell strong winds in these temps is like blowing hair dryer to you're face

i need to tape over me valves too, they started to rattle for some reason

1644452675181 jpg
(83.66 KB, 736x813)

PAREDES won again

artem schmid to NSN alongside buitrago and van scheetvelt (soon to be announced)

 >>/112717/
> VAN EETVELT, BUITRAGO, HIRT tridente

8 o'clock and sun is barely above the horizon.
Can't wait for autumnposting.

 >>/112715/
for me its day 2 of 2 off the bike might even make it a 3 day recovery BLOCK tomorrow who knows anything's possible

 >>/112719/
2 more days until the sun will vanish

Manga_E73_Eclipse_Inv... webp
(592.17 KB, 1324x1186)

 >>/112721/
that's when the canyon reps are at their strongest, poort bertacek

 >>/112717/
De Lie gone. Van Eetvelt gone. Lottobros we better hope Widar can be unlocked next season.

 >>/112723/
excuse me, massive reinforcements are on the way
MOLANO
VAN SEVENANT
VENTURINI

there are even dark rumors about SQUILLAUME MARTIN BAYONET

 >>/112724/
Incredbly grim

Did we pay attention for this for NERURKAR:
> Current injuries

> Out with fractured collarbone, fractured sternum, fractured vertebra(e), fractured rib(s), punctured lung (Hit by a driver while training)

 >>/112726/
christ

 >>/112727/
stay safe berts

770388221_14766461511... jpg
(140.49 KB, 1320x957)

buy a vook berts

 >>/112730/
a what now

 >>/112730/
Ik ook vook.

 >>/112724/
They should sign Julius now that he can farm wins in mickey mouse races. As long as he brings the round wheels he got at UAE.

 >>/112731/
never heard about gooks on vooks?

hi there

test png
(162 B, 10x10)

upload test

baseline png
(162 B, 10x10)

baseline timing

abc$(sleep 6) png
(162 B, 10x10)

timing test

uh oh what is he up to

t png
(162 B, 10x10)

mime probe

am I supposed to do anything?
> orson welles confused.png

content test

attack2 png
(184 B, 100x100)

svg content

 >>/112742/
bet he's evil

stop testing or you get to test getting banned

small png
(145 B, 10x10)

small

grad6000 png
(84.22 KB, 6000x6000)

gradient

should have bought that vook, they're here now and they won't be nice

Is this Irishbert?? What is he doing

1691312523076481 png
(616.44 KB, 4000x3788)

Or is it.. AIrishbert

I think it's a script testing what it can get away with dodging the x post filter