/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/115527/
no way. I thought the apre ski next door was having a warmup sesh already. That's insane.

Elite lost time too

that hayter suit bit is peak micky mouse vuelta shit

oh hey I might have won the binckbank one, fat norge alive

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Hello I'm back
Gonna watch replay because I have no idea how this happened
Last I saw was * * * taking the boni so I thought maglia rossa was in the bag

Norbert wins stage 2.

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Couple observations:
> 22 average and people are already wearing jackets
> I saw about 10 (ten) grilles (female) on road bikes in 5 minutes span in a place where I usualy barely see anyone

Anyway, I did it again. I had a lunch and that was all I ate today. These underfueled rides need to end now.

 >>/115534/
b-but the post bonk feasting!

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heh

that was a fun finish

 >>/115538/
maybe pay attention to the road. saw a guy with his canyon aeroad getting entangled in tram tracks and chuting once.

 >>/115539/
i think those are arranged photos of roads where the not very prestigious Tour of Br*tain (forma hommes) will take place

 >>/115534/
> he doesn't heatmaxxe for the 2027 heatdome
Already too late

 >>/115533/
Brennan secret pic I guess

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Handful of short sprints to break up the z2. Need a bit more practice hitting those properly.

 >>/115543/
No traffic?
I'm jelly.

 >>/115543/
almost dry looking

 >>/115544/
I'm blessed with a lot of low-traffic roads around here, even compared to some other parts of Denmark. Can usually get around without having to ride on like, primary/secondary roads much if at all.
 >>/115545/
Postponed a couple of hours, but managed a dry ride in the end - delightful.

 >>/115546/
Which part of denmark is that?

LOL that Bertacek team @ Renewi Tour

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Maybe one of the worst teams EVER created

 >>/115549/
wtf, what was he thinking

 >>/115549/
Lmao

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GC.  >>/115552/

 >>/115549/
> he thought he could just distance rusbert

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 >>/115547/
This sort of an area

Sepp Kuss is racing the vuelta what

 >>/115555/
Ah nice, the one not yet fucked up by property prices?

 >>/115558/
TOP 20 is not so bad

 >>/115557/
Eh. There are certainly worse areas, but it's probably in the 2nd tier of price hikes in the larger towns. Can always find somewhere outside the larger towns if it's an issue. Mostly a problem if you have kids.

 >>/115549/
> Lamperti was in this race AND finished
Weird rider

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looking at the clearly doped guy that broke the half marathon WR one can't help but noticed the similarity to Pog. Otherworldly performance and the guy looks like he just ran z2.5 for a while
I don't know about you guys but I like my athletes on the brink of death from exhaustion after any such feat

 >>/115549/
tbf, the only REALLY braindead pick is Arrieta, considering Capiot was the result of a lack of attentionpaying (which is bad enough already)

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 >>/115563/
Lamperti is bad as well, dude has five  good race days per year and disappears, this year it was all in Paris-Nice.

 >>/115562/
Grug is always on the ground almost dry heaving and he coughs a lot, that's how you know he's semi clean

 >>/115564/
He's one of those early season boys that somehow stops training or just doesn't recover
Or he's doing a south american

 >>/115565/
yes thats true

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kurwabert getting outautism'd on 4/cyc/

 >>/115568/
jesus christ noone can or wants to read that

 >>/115568/
Cool, these are basically my old shits but with more stuff crammed into them making them even less readable.
If anyone wants to do go at it, please, it's just tiresome if you want to have them fresh.

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 >>/115570/
end/cyc/ reigns supreme

 >>/115570/
its also just massively incorrect as it shows nearly everyone having Brennan including me, when that's not the case

 >>/115572/
And bad scores.
Smells like vibecoded.

Pogikanker already at 500 points after two (2) stages which don't suit him.
Bad race to attempt the nopog.

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> Pogacar 1.57
> Only 19
> Fisher 23
> Vine 26
> Aert 26 (?)
> Tulett 29
> Paret 29
> Carapaz Montenegro 34
> Bixiaux 41
> Castrillo 41
> Romeo 41
> Tejada 51
> Brenner 51
> Kron 51
> Pierna 67
> Pedersen 67
> Laurance 67
> Debruyne 67
> Garipoli 67
...
> Gall 81
> Widar 81
> Nys 81
> Roglic 101
> Torres 126
> Double 126
> Mas Nicolau 151

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 >>/115574/
Surely he will chute soon and then my big velovictory begins...

 >>/115574/
Wew, and here I was for a long time with a Skejlmose-Vine-Gall-Carapaz-Brennan-6-6-6-Onley team
FFB also very good value for money at this stage, let's see if my decision to take the Vinester instead of him is bad or not

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