/bert/ - ciclismo

WIDAR is super high

Echelons. Sort of

Almeida weak

 >>/115623/
how about start using emojis in the PCS live feed

> Magnus CHUTEFIELD crashed in the peleton 😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼

 >>/115628/
UAE immediately riding to distance him

UAE can so easily destroy this race every stage I'm not sure if anything will be enjoyable

 >>/115629/
> attaque Sander de Pestel 

> GALL distanced 🥀🥀

fucking hell karl commentating a GT on sporza, they only show 8 stages and this retard is part of it

 >>/115634/
I checked Eurosport for 5 seconds and it's Jan Hermsen and Bobbie Trekschuit. I want my seconds back and compensation for the ear aids I got

roglic alive

 >>/115635/
the no commentary feed is a blessing

> Uijtdebroeks Cian (Movistar Team) not in first part of peloton.

will DNF before the end of week 1

 >>/115638/
this guy is such an uber kwab, like the most weakmind rider in the world

 >>/115637/
José now reminiscing about Merckx as if it is a serious comparison to Pog. Or even better lol. Boomers are so delusional

> 21 out of 40 races where  Cort Magnus (Uno-X Mobility) was in the break, the break made it to the finish

This guy really has a gift of sniffing out breaks full of shitters that the pedalton won't chase.

 >>/115639/
Maybe Movistar was not the right fit. Welcome to ...?

 >>/115642/
Lotto ofcourse
And 2 years later cofidis

 >>/115642/
TotalEnergies, Picnic PostNL (CT) afterwards

 >>/115643/
And then nsn gives him a final 3 years deal.
Nice long career.

Widar been dropped 4 times already

 >>/115646/
he is ill, bert

 >>/115646/
he is weak, bert

2024 was such a weird La Vuelta ciclista

Kirsch ABANDON

> Competitors that won on  in the past
Useless stat which he insists on pushing and it unreasonably infuriates me.

fugger
there, I said it

torres looks like he wears eyeliner

 >>/115652/
:DDD

Almeidingz already slaving

So Ha*ter really is going for the green jersey. Funny how he started giving a fuck after not doing anything for 3 years. 

Nothing like a contract year to light a fire under you.

 >>/115656/
welcome to NSN

Pog right behind Vine. His Vuelta can be over any minute now

> thunderstorm at the finish

 >>/115656/
you can't win green without competing for stages

I'm in the Finger Lakes of NY. I just saw a peloton of Mennonites climbing like a 9% hill on Schwinn bikes wearing traditional clothing and they were fucking FLYING up that hill.

 >>/115660/
Ehh he might get lucky. 
If Pog is in eco mode and Mads dnfs.

 >>/115661/
I have NO idea what any of that means

 >>/115663/
sorry i forgot to relog to autismbert

 >>/115661/
I'm missing a few keywords, not going to lie

 >>/115662/
not without competing in the sprint stages

there's a rider called Adam Smith at Avenir. after the invisible hand of capitalism, we get invisible legs or dopage or motor?

 >>/115662/
Mads isn't going for it. He stopped pedaling yesterday and got 4th when he could have easily been 2nd.
It's probably going to be Pogi getting it without trying or maybe Brennan if he does intermediate sprints.

 >>/115668/
Brennan probably unless they're trying to gift some stages to wout/laporte

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 >>/115658/
Pog prolly doesn't want Rapey right behind him

yes, hello? Jonas is that you? weather protocol?

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Cute Dutchoid again, Jip.

Skjelly please survive, no Fleche Wallone.

 >>/115673/
This is my only pic I'm not 100% sure off. Could be a good vuelta for me if he top5. Bisiaux is going to top10 btw

 >>/115674/
Sure of Onley? He always seems too jittery, I was afraid of the chute magnet turning on in his arse.

 >>/115672/
shes currently being a wreckingball in the marriage of 'cycling journalist' Thijs Zonneveld, welcomed by him of course

 >>/115674/
> Bisiaux is going to top10 btw

Ehhh you never know with a young rider doing his first GT. He could have a catastrophic week 3. Not everyone is Seixas.

 >>/115677/
He was here last year

 >>/115678/
Ehh fair enough.  Don't remember him.

 >>/115680/
He was pretty invisible (I know because I picked him and got 0 points)

 >>/115675/
many unipuertos so the chute danger is lower, and riders are chill here

 >>/115676/
Oh I'm sure sporty hags are whores so often you can just assume they all are.
Like nurses or stewardesses.

 >>/115676/
Speculation? Or sauce?

 >>/115676/
I really dislike thijs zonneveld, for me he's the arrogant dutch stereotype taken form

 >>/115679/
How high is Almeida in the friendship hierarchy? Obviously Del Dopo is number but McNulty has also gotten some gifts. We will see if Almeida gets something from Pogi or if he will be made to slave all race.

 >>/115684/
publically known secret is the best way to describe it, don't know if he's still with his wife

 >>/115674/
Bisiaux should have been in Unclassed son of a BITCH

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made some kapustnica

 >>/115686/
I'm thinking the new 'apprentice' is Torres.
Could be wrong.

bravo bravo

 >>/115690/
Jõãõ is too old to be an apprentice/successor, but I do think Pog likes him

RAIN. STOP THE RACE

 >>/115687/
But is he porking Jip? 
Doesnt Jip also have a bf?

RAIN

jonas would neutralize this

Mats will win

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> assbear hellmoose

 >>/115697/
he'll crash in the wet descent unfortunately

some berts would DISSOLVE in this weather

 >>/115696/
Well, someone could slip, fall and break a collarbone and miss two seasons.

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Reish 22nd of 26 riders that made it to the finish

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how many Vauban forts does France need?

 >>/115702/
More like Tommaso Dopi

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you couldn't simply walk or ride on the finish line if this were the tour.

Rigging is going on now

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quality footage from the French Rai

Thunder! Surely we are going short now.
Spanish Rai sharting fountains.

stage cancelled

bravo Bravo. Bravo with the new best time at the Avenir ITT.

but Finn just obliterated his time at the intermediate timing point by 18 seconds. pas normal.

Is that water falling from the sky? Stop riding your bikes immediately!

 >>/115709/
oh no no no sugarbros

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so you're telling me that they have a chopper but it can't fly in the rain?

 >>/115692/
I think João has been his partner in more specific climbing and TTing training. Not sure how it's now with Del Toro, but at one point they were supposedly the only two training directly under Sola. So they have spent a lot of time together.

I wouldn't read much into it, but Pogi is usually one of the first guys to publicly congratulate Almeida when he wins something. It's honestly hard to tell who Almeida is closest to in UAE. Probably the Oliveira twins. He likes Morgado, but there is a bit of an age gap. Besides the Portuguese, I've read he gets along well with Pogacar and Soler but not much more beyond that. Supposedly he got along well with FFB in the past.

However, as every attention payer knows, he didn't name any of his UAE teammates as his favourite teammate ever.

 >>/115711/
while looking like he's on his weekend z1 spin

Pogi hates Almeida because he's weak

 >>/115715/
Who did he name. Remco? Hehe

Attaque Lolrenzo Fortunato

they are replaying the same pics from the finish for the 3rd time already.

alleged attacque thermonucleaire de FORTUNATO

dude with the neon rain jacket shown for the 4th time reee

sfortunato going for the mountain points

 >>/115721/
PCS man is simply making shit up now that there are no pictures

I read he was going for polka dots but I figured he is kind of a fraud and already 30 so old and shit so whatever

> hail

 >>/115724/
> ATTAQUE MADS PEDERSEN

> 1 New best time for Fabries Ugo (UAE Team Emirates Gen Z) at finish in 26.21,42 (25.951 km/h)!

> hail
skjellybros, now I'm terrified

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we live
I can't see shit, it's so dark.

 >>/115725/
He is, I read that too, didn't consider him for a moment for these 8 points.

Spanish RAI is back

We are BACK

apocalyptic

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How do you say kino in spanish?

kino of the highest order with the bright lights in the background

 >>/115730/
> WHAT IS THIS SHIT WHERE IS OUMI

> cameras failing like it's south america for dramatic effect

LOL

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kek, look at these cowards

Epilepsybros.. neturalization.

POG MADE THE CALL

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pogi making the call

This is surely the end of Skjelmose

That is Gall

 >>/115745/
Peppridge Farm remembers

 >>/115744/
merciful don

standing still in this cold will probably kill half of the peloton
the sickdays are upon us and YOUR TEAM is affected

put on some snowchains and get going already

lmao holy crap

No word on FORTUNATO and the other guy, they are probably DEAD

 >>/115751/
I KNEW it. Pog gets sick and I am BACK

Eugène Christophe would just go on. Pussies

what if you just rode up the mountain while the slurpers were hiding in the roadside inn?

That Picnic runner looks like Kim Le Court

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 >>/115756/

FINN not normal

this is nuts

 >>/115751/
surely /elite/'s immune system is at peak form after such an active season

 >>/115751/
hope noone selected any riders from the following teams: Lotto, Cofidis, FDJ, NSN, Jayco, INEOS

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 >>/115756/
Pog would still win with a 42 degree fever

> stage cancelled

> X

 >>/115767/
for reals?

Lol just start in a stage 4 video, who gives a fuck

 >>/115769/
yup

am I now getting a free stage win/2nd place for FORTUNATO

Give Fortunato the win please. 
My velodrama needs all the help it can get.

should never have stopped, keep warm and pedal

 >>/115772/
nice attack Fortunato however your competitors decided to cancel your win

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 >>/115773/
fortunatopickers get what they FUCKING DESERVE

Would be funny if Wenzel and Fortunato are still out there somewhere and when they get to the finish they are like wtf

Kwab country 
Kwab race

 >>/115779/
good one

reminder that in ancient times (1960 or whatever) they would've soldiered on through the hail

Buses on the way down, we done.

Laura and Jip being a bit too theatrical, they might not like each other.

correct call

 >>/115784/
Fair dinkum Bruceman.

 >>/115785/
kek I always forget to disconnect

 >>/115779/
surely a junior or associate consultant

or you at least upgrade fish to senior consultant

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 >>/115787/
There can only be one

My team was built for this stage, fuck

how unfortunato

so Widar and the next remco are so back

A lot of sneezing in the hotel tonight.

So with the race cancelled, is Kirsch allowed to start tomorrow?

Ethan Hitler got 20 points today but it still says Pog has green

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it's just water

 >>/115796/
Exactly

 >>/115794/
he was the first to not finish the stage so he's the winner

 >>/115779/
Few people in this ITT suddenly discovering that they're all like this and the memes just hit Vingegaard because he kept doing camiño and basque country.

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what's up with the drama with this succubus? Belgian bert is saying that this is his wife on 4cyc.

 >>/115799/
T. Vingo

 >>/115800/
La creatura

 >>/115800/
unfortunate look

 >>/115800/
Horse face

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Mass dumping

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Nice dump.
Looks like they aren't too bothered. unless everyone gets sick tomorrow.

 >>/115809/
Good commercial for the hotel

 >>/115810/
For sure they have enough pictures for their walls

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 >>/115808/
anyone spot my veloteam 🔎
how are they lookin

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anyways, I got uphill sprint mogged by a rabbit

 >>/115813/
There's a hare that goes down my street a lot and those things are supersonic

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(you)ing that up

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 >>/115814/
yeah what the hell he was easily going twice my speed or something, aero posture too

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Something very sovlful about this. The drenched riders, the fat girl bringing towels, the old people sitting watching the chaos around them, the riders sitting on the staircase, exploring the hotel and bringing expressos...

If it isn't a chain hotel, I'd imagine this will become a good story for the owner to tell for decades.

 >>/115817/
It is cyclismo

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> Lorenzo FINN 6.91 W/Kg for 25 minutes

 >>/115819/
Looks like it's already OVER again for Seixas

 >>/115819/
truly the next um...who was the last clean Italian GC rider? I don't dare calling him the next Pantani.

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 >>/115819/
fuck yeah fresh meat for the gc lord grinder

 >>/115821/
Luigi GANNA probably

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so what is your opinion on kurwabert being replaced by Belgian AI on 4/cyc/?
https://cycoffice.netlify.app/

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 >>/115819/

apparently FINN will do the normal road WC and EC instead of u23

 >>/115824/
At least the points are right.
Awful lot of scrolling with not that much interesting stuff, the most readable thing are these bar charts for points.

 >>/115826/
reminds me of that cx race where it snowed and wout broke his ankle

 >>/115817/
Yeah it's very nice

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My estimatoor gives it more reasonable numbers tbqh

 >>/115831/
probably overestimating his weight that one

 >>/115832/
how much weight diff do you need to go from 6.9 to 6.7 w/kg?

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 >>/115833/
since the best guess for his weight is 59.1 kg right from the source it would be like 1.6 kg

https://x.com/mobutujtm/status/2091941122675265558

 >>/115834/
Do you assume constant watts? It's not how w/kg estimators work

 >>/115836/
I don't assume anything

 >>/115837/
I meant same speed uphill the 70kg rider needs a lower w/kg than the 60kg one, but I'm not sure 1.6 kg means 0.2 w/kg diff, does it?

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 >>/115838/
who knows I'm just relaying the weight numbers they are saying

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 >>/115839/
Looks like there is another reason. I wonder how accurate they can be on cda/wind

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 >>/115840/
temperature and altitude change is also a ? and imo the the 6.4% gradient number is already not off to a great start because the start is a slightly descending false flat so he hits the climb at 57 kph 
if you just take the climb from the moment that momentum is gone and he's at a steady rhythm it's a 6.8% gradient until it flattens off in the last 200 meters

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the weather gaslighters are prophesying heavy thunderstorms with bloodrain this week, lord have mercy upon me

Watching stage now (post #2)

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 >>/115842/
I have a BIG ride planned tomorrow in the Isergebirge, planning some BIG 3.0 W/Kg for 35 minutes because the rest of the week is a big unknown

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 >>/115665/
I'm in a rural area of the state of New York, enjoying a few days of relaxation, cycling, and vin (Finger Lakes region is known for Riesling). 

It's also home to a large group of Mennonites, a religious sect like the Amish. Floyd Landis was a Mennonite. Anyway, the peloton I saw was a group of teens and young men dressed like this on beater bikes going about 30 km/h uphill at a 9% gradient.

 >>/115844/
> Isergebirge
looking that up right now, looks good. I was actually planning to spend 5 days of this week in the Bayerischer Wald and Böhmerwald but that's postponed, maybe in september (probably not 2bh)
maybe next year heh...

 >>/115846/
Bohmerwald is absolutely the best for ciclismo out of czech em I think, especially with gravel

> Seixas
> Finn
> Noval, I guess
Any next next Remco (aka the next next next Merckx) coming through? Please abstain from mentioning any sub 1.7m manlets.
What about the next British science experiment (the UK will likely host the Olympics in a not so far future, so they have to start working on that any day now)?

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> already washed and forgotten

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 >>/115848/
My money is on my boy Lancelot GAYANT

 >>/115849/
He's more like the next Grug innit.

 >>/115848/
I'm above the cutoff :)))

 >>/115851/
2bqh I think it's good for races - a form of entertainment - to not be decided by whichever rider is more willing to kill themselves