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> Current and upcoming road races

22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
25.08 - 28.08 TPC en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 2.1
29.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération 1.WWT
30.08 Bretagne Classic - CIC 1.UWT
30.08 Philadelphia Cycling Class p/b AmeriGas 1.1
30.08 Philadelphia Cycling Class p/b AmeriGas 1.1 WE
02.09 - 06.09 Lloyds Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
02.09 - 06.09 ZLM Tour 2.1
03.09 - 06.09 Tour of Istanbul 2.1
05.09 Tout commence en Finistère Ladies Classic 1.1
06.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
06.09 Pointe du Raz Ladies Classic 1.Pro
09.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
09.09 Tour of Binzhou 1.1
10.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro
10.09 - 13.09 Faun Tour Femmes 2.1 WE
11.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Québec 1.UWT
12.09 Memorial Marco Pantani 1.1
12.09 - 16.09 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.1
13.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Montréal 1.UWT
13.09 Trofeo Matteotti 1.1
13.09 GP de Fourmies / La Voix du Nord 1.Pro
13.09 La Choralis Fourmies Féminine 1.Pro WE
13.09 Women’s Cycling Grand Prix Region Stuttgart 1.Pro WE
15.09 - 18.09 Il Giro d'Abruzzo 2.1
16.09 Lotto Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.Pro
16.09 - 20.09 Okolo Slovenska / Tour de Slovaquie 2.1
16.09 - 20.09 Skoda Tour de Luxembourg 2.Pro
16.09 Chrono Féminin de Gatineau 1.1 WE
16.09 Lotto Grand Prix de Wallonie Dames 1.1 WE
17.09 Tour de Gatineau 1.1 WE
18.09 Kampioenschap van Vlaanderen 1.1
18.09 - 20.09 Tour of Huangshan 2.1 ME
19.09 Flandrien 0.0 Classic 1.Pro
19.09 Gran Premio del Lazio 1.1

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When I was
A young Bert
My father took me into the city
To see a cycling race
He said
"Bert, when you grow up, would be, the savior of the clean, the squeaking and the washed?
He said
"Will you defeat them, the dopeurs, and all the non-squeakers, the plans they have made?"

















































































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I came to a conclusion that bohemian mountains like Bohmerwald, Isergebirge and Erzgebirge are superior to Alps in many ways to actually live there.
Sure, they are no Alps, but
> peaceful, no cagies
> BIG
> enourmous variety of various roads, paths and whatever
> easily 500m+ climbs
> great for road, gravel and MTB
> longer seasons
> in winter = you can easily do XC
suck for hiking of coursh





































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> Locals were horrified by the footage of popular local cyclist Michael – also known as ‘Squeaky’ – being attacked by a youth riding a mountain bike as another cyclist filmed the incident

https://road.cc/news/crowdfunder-for-cyclist-knocked-off-bike-in-horrifying-unprovoked-incident-reaches-almost-3000








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Watching my home team's football game for the first time in a while, the mics catch the drum's guy BANG BANG BANG so much, in the high tones, that it is barely watchable with sound. Prefered the crude soul of the old days and barely any sound or video engineering, heh.







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 >>/116763/
you have the perspective of a big city tourist
> roads
road density is very low so you have like 1 road to use and it's always high traffic
> rampas
well the roads are usually not built that steep idk I think you mean long climbs
> beautiful country side
which you can't use much because the weather is very bad 90% of the year so you just sit inside all day, plus if you see it every day it loses most of its charm quickly
> racism
well that's anywhere outside of cities even here in the countryside I'm usually the only non white around




 >>/116764/
> sunlight for 4 hours
not really, house is on the Südhang

> with only 2 roads going other way,
blatantly false

>  not too many other options
wut? I can go gravel up some comfy forest roads on 1500vm rampas, go flat gravelling, do passes, do a 200km pancake flat ride, MTB,... endless possibilities

>  ridable only between June and October
most winters I am riding outside even in january since winters are milder now

I feel like this is ragebait and I am to autismo to get it

 >>/116763/
How about practical family living?
Enough spots with public transport which is realiable and, er, reliable skintonewise?
I'd easily hunker down in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, could even be an off-grid alp rock hut but fuck me if I need to drive anywhere for anything, especially when kids get into their teen phase and I need to be a full time chauffeur nearing his sixties.





 >>/116772/
We're on vacation away from NYC and it drives me nuts (heheh) driving everywhere. Every time you want to do anything, have to get in the car. 

Go to the park? Car. Get a soda? Car. Go to lunch? Car. Get groceries? Car. Spend your whole day in the fucking car.






> Of course, I want to win the World Championship someday, although it’s not as if my career wouldn’t be successful if I never manage it. I would like to have a year where I can focus a bit more on mountain biking. But we need to discuss that with the team, because I understand, of course, how important the Tour de France is for the team. We need to find a balance in that as well.
Poor grug can't achieve his dream because he needs to sell bikes to bertaczeck










 >>/116790/

Still, I think it's going to be hard to avoid a spurt. Admittedly we have a form-strong Louis Barré, and like last year, the UAE comes with a very strong team for a tough race. It just did last year, where they ended up being quite toothless, and there is great uncertainty about the shape of their riders. History shows that it is difficult to avoid a spurt when we end with several rounds, and I can seriously doubt whether the climbs are difficult enough and run hard enough that you can get a small group that can cooperate. It may have to be done through tactics rather than purely through good legs.

At the same time, most teams have a fast man, and although they know that they may not beat Jasper Philipsen and Paul Magnier, a podium is also worth going with, and we have seen some surprising outages in the sprints here. Therefore, Alpecin and Soudal probably get help, and since they are also quite strong, they can be difficult to crack when the wind probably helps it, and the tray is placed further from goal than in the past.

My conclusion is that I think it's going to be very hard to avoid a spurt. It's going to set out the new route, and so does the wind. There are also too many teams that will spurt. I don't think I'm going to have a particularly selective run either. As I said, we had a rather small field when we got a spurt in 2022, but last year we had 70 men – with Kooij and Jeanniere – on a historically hard route. Now the route is easier and we even have further from the top of last climb to goal. I therefore believe that we can have an even less selective race, where the sprinters also have better time than usual to regain position after the last climb. We have already seen that you do not have to be top climbers to survive, but we also know that you do not come home for free.










> Luca Van Boven suffered two broken ribs and a collapsed lung because of the nasty crash during stage 7 of La Vuelta, which he courageously managed to finish. 

> Luca will remain in hospital overnight for further observation and will unfortunately not start tomorrow. He will continue to be closely monitored.































































































































 >>/116924/
I meant total is 3600m. Zurich was 4200 and glasgow is 2800. Only thing is how good france is and can they really do the "pacing every climb very hard" to make it hard enough for grug to pop. Belgiun could do that but they'll play the wout card lmao



























































































> Philadelphia International Cycling Classic
um, what can we expect from this?
out of curiosity some last minute Amtrak trein ticket would cost $145 for the 90 minute ride from NYC to Philly. and yes I'm aware that one could take New Jersey transit to Trenton and Camden and then simply cross the river into Philly instead for a much cheaper price. and why do I know that stuff about public transit in a country I've never been to? I don't know.



I hope this won't turn into a Giro 2022 situation with everyone being so equal and close in GC that they won't do shit until the very end of the race. Luckily the TT will force some riders to ride offensively.















































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❗❗❗ The advantages of scoring rampas ❗❗❗

👉 Street cred
👉 Dabbing of rampalets
👉 Low cadence training
👉 Dopamine injection
👉 Memories to cherish
👉 60 minute voucher to speak about gears (for free)

📌KEY TAKEAWAY
> If you don't do rampas you are a fraud
> Basically you are all fucking stupid














Are they fracturing their vertebrae more now or are we just getting pretty detailed info since very recent times.
Feels like every other fall on the back ends with a broken vertebrae.





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people are praying to god that
> cure to cancer is found
> no more wars
> hunger ends
> minorities get exterminated
> children are healthy
and other just causes and nothing
but people pray that dopacar chutes horriblu and wish is granted almost instantly
curious




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La Vuelta ciclista a Espana OFFICIAL GC /bet/

> Gall 2.37
> Mas Nicolau 3
> Roglic 3.5
> Onley 13
> Kuss 17
> Carapaz Montenegro 17
> Skjelmose 51
> Tejada 101
> Muhlburger 151
...
> Omrzel 301
> Vine 1001
> Torres 1001
> Widar 1001
> Hirt 1501
> Almeida 2501





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GALL winning chaces
> will probably drop ROGLIC a little bit on some stages
MAS winning chances
> has to drop GALL on some rampas which he probably will
ROGLIC winning chances
> will put 1 (one) minutes max in ITT
> can't get dropped too much
> will have one good day just like on Pico Lusari


 >>/117089/
I would find receipts I am wishing him a moderate crash, a collection but no broken legs or such, I wanted universe to send a warning, not have him hurt.
And it took many a moons of drinking bat blood and oirish pisswathr, didn't happen like that *gingersnap*



Stage 9

> Gall 2.75
> Vine 5
> Mas Nicolau 6.5
> Onley 12
> Roglic 19
> Torres 19
> Holland 19
> Fortunato 21
> Kuss 26
> De Bruyne 26
> Buitrago 34
> Carapaz Montenegro 34
> Almeida 51
> Widar 51
> Paret 51

I had no idea BUITRAGO is in the game















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